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"You're missing some key parts ![]() Straight so kez would miss out | |||
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"You're missing some key parts ![]() I'm here and you are there 🤷♀️ | |||
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"You're missing some key parts ![]() I’d get rejected so getting in my no thank you first ![]() | |||
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"You're missing some key parts ![]() I’m really struggling to find a reason so I’ll say pointy elbows 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"He's a man Same reason " You live to far away | |||
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"no hes a chappie Out of our age range but looking fabulous ![]() Yea please | |||
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"no hes a chappie Out of our age range but looking fabulous ![]() My car broke down on the way | |||
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"I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜 " I’m too intimidated by his famous arse. | |||
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"I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜 I’m too intimidated by his famous arse." I wouldn't know when to stop, you would have to call search and rescue to get me out, ![]() | |||
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"I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜 I’m too intimidated by his famous arse. I wouldn't know when to stop, you would have to call search and rescue to get me out, ![]() You’d cry over the fact my piercings are better than yoursssss | |||
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"I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜 I’m too intimidated by his famous arse. I wouldn't know when to stop, you would have to call search and rescue to get me out, ![]() But she would probably make me cum in 5 seconds and then I would cry awkwardly | |||
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"I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜 I’m too intimidated by his famous arse. I wouldn't know when to stop, you would have to call search and rescue to get me out, ![]() Don’t worry, I have a wee timer that dings loudly when your time is up ![]() | |||
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"I'm at work " Those eyes on your back would freak me out | |||
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"I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜 I’m too intimidated by his famous arse. I wouldn't know when to stop, you would have to call search and rescue to get me out, ![]() ![]() I'll have my ear muffs on,😁 | |||
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"I’ve given up cock for lent " She’s given up cock for lent | |||
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"I’ve given up cock for lent She’s given up cock for lent" …I’m too far away | |||
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"I’ve given up cock for lent " Can I book myself in for lent is done, ![]() | |||
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" …I’m too far away Ghosts scare me. " Sadly she says won’t meet single guys. Gutted | |||
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" …I’m too far away Ghosts scare me. Sadly she says won’t meet single guys. Gutted " ... I'm a bottom. | |||
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" …I’m too far away Ghosts scare me. Sadly she says won’t meet single guys. Gutted ... I'm a bottom. " I'd want to swap from top to bottom for the second round | |||
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" …I’m too far away Ghosts scare me. Sadly she says won’t meet single guys. Gutted ... I'm a bottom. I'd want to swap from top to bottom for the second round" I only have a wrinkly right bollock | |||
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"My iron has stopped working " We’re running out of excuses why we shouldn’t | |||
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"My iron has stopped working " I'm out of the age range, dammit! | |||
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"My iron has stopped working I'm out of the age range, dammit! " I'm not driving all that way, it's scary outside the M25 ![]() | |||
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"My iron has stopped working I'm out of the age range, dammit! I'm not driving all that way, it's scary outside the M25 ![]() Because those Predator and aliens toys scare me. | |||
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"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33]" Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality. | |||
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"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33] Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality." Too fabtastic for me ![]() | |||
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"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33] Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality. Too fabtastic for me ![]() Need to recover from lots of naughty wives this week. Otherwise would | |||
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"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33] Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality. Too fabtastic for me ![]() Apologies, I'm way to busy washing work clothes to even consider anything horizontal | |||
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"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33] Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality. Too fabtastic for me ![]() Yeah I also need to wash my air. Was covered in mess | |||
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"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33] Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality. Too fabtastic for me ![]() Too busy giving LLB the best 3 minutes of her life | |||
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"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33] Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality. Too fabtastic for me ![]() She said it was 1 minute ![]() | |||
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"The rugby is on ![]() But the half time interval wouldn't be long enough ![]() | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() I would suffer with penis envy ![]() | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() Lend a hand?...you mean I have to put this book about plaiting butt hairs down? ![]() | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() Alpha centuri would make me like a billion years old by the time I got there.. | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() ![]() Got used by too many wives on Friday. Knackered and not got any to give right now | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() ![]() Those London guys are just too posh for me ![]() | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() ![]() But I'm way to busy with the wives who did nothing but complain about your shit show pathetic attempt at satisfying them ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 17:24:03]" Too slow, I'm out of practice. (That's also my reason for not fucking the above) 😜 | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() ![]() ![]() Those Mayo ladies are to wild for the ride, for me | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 17:24:03] Too slow, I'm out of practice. (That's also my reason for not fucking the above) 😜" I like garlic and sunlight | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() ![]() ![]() Got a booking with some of them who want repeat this evening so can’t meet you sorry | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 17:24:03] Too slow, I'm out of practice. (That's also my reason for not fucking the above) 😜 I like garlic and sunlight " Its a dude | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 17:24:03] Too slow, I'm out of practice. (That's also my reason for not fucking the above) 😜 I like garlic and sunlight Its a dude" It's a dude! Lol Mrs x | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() ![]() ![]() Dude that was there husbands booking you... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don’t deny that as some hubs like to book and see me with wife. Check out my verifies on what wives think. Plenty come back for more goes | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry too busy plaiting fog in practice for Hello ![]() | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He's already got things in his mouth | |||
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"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes that’s true. Want come along to one of our parties and you can check | |||
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"I’m straight." Same for me | |||
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"I’m straight. Same for me" Weirdly me too ![]() | |||
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"I am selective." Hairy dick | |||
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"I am selective. Hairy dick" Harry Dick....you said you'd never mention my real name!!! Your dumped 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I am selective. Hairy dick" Too far away 😔 | |||
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"Like you we are selective.... But I would fuck u" Too damn hot ! 🔥 | |||
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"He's a bald pervert " But I'm a pervert going bald | |||
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"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33] Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality. Too fabtastic for me ![]() ![]() I fucked her 3 times | |||
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"You'd need to bring along a hot female friend! X" I would but there would be too many to choose from and I wouldn't wish to disappoint those that couldn't join 😉 | |||
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"I don't have a willy " Id still be in Wales 😢 | |||
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"I don't have a willy " I don't Tipp | |||
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"… but it would be weird." But you’re rarely in my neck of the woods ![]() | |||
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"… but it would be weird. But you’re rarely in my neck of the woods ![]() But two redheads would burn down fab 🔥🔥 | |||
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"… but it would be weird. But you’re rarely in my neck of the woods ![]() My partners would be too envious. | |||
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"I’m in your not " I might've but I think you were actually trying to reject Midnight too. 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I do men 😊" Shit Spelling error I don’t do men 🙈 | |||
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"Too busy correcting his spelling. " I’ve banned myself from fucking hot women | |||
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"Too busy correcting his spelling. I’ve banned myself from fucking hot women " ⬆️ He is only interested in men 😭😭😭 | |||
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"Too busy correcting his spelling. I’ve banned myself from fucking hot women ⬆️ He is only interested in men 😭😭😭" I'm only interested in men | |||
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"Too busy correcting his spelling. I’ve banned myself from fucking hot women ⬆️ He is only interested in men 😭😭😭 I'm only interested in men" I'm only interested in me | |||
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"He's only interested in him 🤪" I like her | |||
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"He's only interested in him 🤪 I like her" I like him | |||
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"He's only interested in him 🤪 I like her I like him" I don't know what to like to continue the joke. So no fucking. 😔 | |||
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"He's only interested in him 🤪 I like her I like him I don't know what to like to continue the joke. So no fucking. 😔" She's not fucking 😭 | |||
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"As gorgeous as the lady is. I am straight ![]() She’s straight | |||
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"As gorgeous as the lady is. I am straight ![]() I'm bent | |||
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"As gorgeous as the lady is. I am straight ![]() I’d fancy you too much lol (mrs) | |||
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"As gorgeous as the lady is. I am straight ![]() I'm going through a difficult phase of hims and hers and can't decide. | |||
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"As gorgeous as the lady is. I am straight ![]() If he makes his mind up soon we'll find out | |||
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"Your profile is hidden so no idea at all of who I'd be meeting." I'd keep singing Ruby,Ruby,Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs, and she'd get really fed up with it. | |||
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"Do you, do you, do you, do you Know what you're doing, doing, to me?" Could it be, could it be That you're joking with me ? | |||
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"Your profile is hidden so no idea at all of who I'd be meeting. I'd keep singing Ruby,Ruby,Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs, and she'd get really fed up with it." But blocking for no reason just ain’t for me ![]() | |||
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"To far away" Men don't float my boat | |||
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"Is saying "ditto" a cliché " I don't like Star Wars ![]() | |||
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"Doesn’t like Star Wars. " I'm a bit pished. Beer? | |||
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"Doesn’t like Star Wars. " Too funny, I couldn't concentrate! | |||
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"is an outrageous queen? 😉" The Welsh have been shafted enough today ![]() | |||
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"is an outrageous queen? 😉 The Welsh have been shafted enough today ![]() Lucky Welsh people. Anyway. Back to it. | |||
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"is an outrageous queen? 😉 The Welsh have been shafted enough today ![]() Envies the Welsh. | |||
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"is an outrageous queen? 😉 The Welsh have been shafted enough today ![]() not if you've been eating twiglets ![]() | |||
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" not if you've been eating twiglets ![]() Prefers her nuts salted | |||
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" not if you've been eating twiglets ![]() I’m finding this hard… ![]() | |||
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"Prefers her nuts salted " You'd eat all my frickles! 🤤🤣 | |||
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"Prefers her nuts salted You'd eat all my frickles! 🤤🤣" Too busy playing dot to dot ![]() | |||
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"Prefers her nuts salted You'd eat all my frickles! 🤤🤣 Too busy playing dot to dot ![]() We only want to fuck women. | |||
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" We only want to fuck women. " I prefer croissants to muffins | |||
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" We only want to fuck women. I prefer croissants to muffins " I love buns...but I'm thinking burgers tonight ![]() | |||
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" We only want to fuck women. I prefer croissants to muffins I love buns...but I'm thinking burgers tonight ![]() Seems ok but doesn't fire my rockets | |||
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" We only want to fuck women. I prefer croissants to muffins I love buns...but I'm thinking burgers tonight ![]() We’re only looking for couples and women x | |||
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" We only want to fuck women. I prefer croissants to muffins I love buns...but I'm thinking burgers tonight ![]() they're only looking for couples and women. ☹️ | |||
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" We only want to fuck women. I prefer croissants to muffins I love buns...but I'm thinking burgers tonight ![]() Isn't we all 🤣🤣 | |||
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