FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

I would fuck you but...

Jump to newest
 

By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

Why wouldn't you fuck the person above

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inister_SpinsterWoman
14 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I haven't got all day.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *carletAngelCouple
14 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire/Pontypool

I'd love to think of a reason but I too lost in what I'd be doing

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

...

I've got to get my mum mother's Day present in town

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *sWyldWoman
14 weeks ago

Edinburgh

You're missing some key parts

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *aughty by nature 76Man
14 weeks ago

Walsall

No buts with you x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ezandCCouple
14 weeks ago

Telford


"You're missing some key parts "

Straight so kez would miss out

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ong-leggedblondWoman
14 weeks ago

Next Door


"You're missing some key parts

Straight so kez would miss out"

I'm here and you are there

🤷‍♀️

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *layfullsamMan
14 weeks ago

Solihull


"You're missing some key parts

Straight so kez would miss out"

I’d get rejected so getting in my no thank you first

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *r Bond.Man
14 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands


"You're missing some key parts

Straight so kez would miss out"

I’m really struggling to find a reason so I’ll say pointy elbows 🤷🏻‍♂️

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *enbelfast2019Man
14 weeks ago

Belfast

I would

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rSircumsizedMan
14 weeks ago

Risca

He's a man

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ustincider888Man
14 weeks ago

Preston Ish


"He's a man "

Same reason

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *FGIHMan
14 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"He's a man

Same reason "

You live to far away

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 14:01:48]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

no hes a chappie

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oveToPlay.Couple
14 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"no hes a chappie"

Out of our age range but looking fabulous

S xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ittleJohn5Man
14 weeks ago

Wickham Market


"no hes a chappie

Out of our age range but looking fabulous

S xxx"

Yea please

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *FGIHMan
14 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"no hes a chappie

Out of our age range but looking fabulous

S xxx"

My car broke down on the way

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *erry bull1Man
14 weeks ago

doncaster

I broke my banjo

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ewildered01Man
14 weeks ago

Elburton

I do men 😊

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *illy IdolMan
14 weeks ago

Midlands

I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Don't want to be abused by a willy and a parrot

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *wist my nipplesCouple
14 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜 "

I’m too intimidated by his famous arse.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ynamicnatureMan
14 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜

I’m too intimidated by his famous arse."

I wouldn't know when to stop, you would have to call search and rescue to get me out,

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *edSirenWoman
14 weeks ago

magic mountain


"I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜

I’m too intimidated by his famous arse.

I wouldn't know when to stop, you would have to call search and rescue to get me out, "

You’d cry over the fact my piercings are better than yoursssss

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜

I’m too intimidated by his famous arse.

I wouldn't know when to stop, you would have to call search and rescue to get me out,

You’d cry over the fact my piercings are better than yoursssss"

But she would probably make me cum in 5 seconds and then I would cry awkwardly

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ustincider888Man
14 weeks ago

Preston Ish

I think I'd be a tongue tied and come across as a plank

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
14 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Too far away .. dagnamit

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *wist my nipplesCouple
14 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜

I’m too intimidated by his famous arse.

I wouldn't know when to stop, you would have to call search and rescue to get me out, "

Don’t worry, I have a wee timer that dings loudly when your time is up

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rgasmatron1970Man
14 weeks ago

Bromley

I'm at work

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ikesEmBigMan
14 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm at work "

Those eyes on your back would freak me out

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ynamicnatureMan
14 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I'm pet sitting my neighbours parrot 🦜

I’m too intimidated by his famous arse.

I wouldn't know when to stop, you would have to call search and rescue to get me out,

Don’t worry, I have a wee timer that dings loudly when your time is up "

I'll have my ear muffs on,😁

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *urves and MischiefWoman
14 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge

I’ve given up cock for lent

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"I’ve given up cock for lent "

She’s given up cock for lent

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ondiego85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham


"I’ve given up cock for lent

She’s given up cock for lent"

…I’m too far away

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ynamicnatureMan
14 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I’ve given up cock for lent "

Can I book myself in for lent is done,

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *he original AliceWoman
14 weeks ago

A magical wet land

…I’m too far away

Ghosts scare me.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London


"

…I’m too far away

Ghosts scare me. "

Sadly she says won’t meet single guys. Gutted

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"

…I’m too far away

Ghosts scare me.

Sadly she says won’t meet single guys. Gutted "

... I'm a bottom.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"

…I’m too far away

Ghosts scare me.

Sadly she says won’t meet single guys. Gutted

... I'm a bottom. "

I'd want to swap from top to bottom for the second round

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *illy IdolMan
14 weeks ago

Midlands


"

…I’m too far away

Ghosts scare me.

Sadly she says won’t meet single guys. Gutted

... I'm a bottom.

I'd want to swap from top to bottom for the second round"

I only have a wrinkly right bollock

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *urves and MischiefWoman
14 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge

My iron has stopped working

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ezandCCouple
14 weeks ago

Telford


"My iron has stopped working "

We’re running out of excuses why we shouldn’t

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eo PublicMan
14 weeks ago

Lincoln


"My iron has stopped working "

I'm out of the age range, dammit!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"My iron has stopped working

I'm out of the age range, dammit!

"

I'm not driving all that way, it's scary outside the M25

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iddle ManMan
14 weeks ago

Walsall


"My iron has stopped working

I'm out of the age range, dammit!

I'm not driving all that way, it's scary outside the M25 "

Because those Predator and aliens toys scare me.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"My iron has stopped working

I'm out of the age range, dammit!

I'm not driving all that way, it's scary outside the M25 "

I like sci-fi but no don’t like Doctor Who

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oveToPlay.Couple
14 weeks ago

Yorkshire

[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lowhands7Man
14 weeks ago

South Leicestershire (mostly) and East Staffs (every week)


"[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33]"

You can't accommodate. Otherwise...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oughmanMan
14 weeks ago

Sunderland

It's a bloke.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33]"

Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ong-leggedblondWoman
14 weeks ago

Next Door


"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33]

Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality."

Too fabtastic for me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London


"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33]

Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality.

Too fabtastic for me "

Need to recover from lots of naughty wives this week. Otherwise would

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33]

Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality.

Too fabtastic for me

Need to recover from lots of naughty wives this week. Otherwise would"

Apologies, I'm way to busy washing work clothes to even consider anything horizontal

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London


"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33]

Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality.

Too fabtastic for me

Need to recover from lots of naughty wives this week. Otherwise would

Apologies, I'm way to busy washing work clothes to even consider anything horizontal "

Yeah I also need to wash my air. Was covered in mess

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33]

Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality.

Too fabtastic for me

Need to recover from lots of naughty wives this week. Otherwise would

Apologies, I'm way to busy washing work clothes to even consider anything horizontal

Yeah I also need to wash my air. Was covered in mess"

Too busy giving LLB the best 3 minutes of her life

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33]

Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality.

Too fabtastic for me

Need to recover from lots of naughty wives this week. Otherwise would

Apologies, I'm way to busy washing work clothes to even consider anything horizontal

Yeah I also need to wash my air. Was covered in mess

Too busy giving LLB the best 3 minutes of her life"

She said it was 1 minute

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *stwo2023Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcester

The rugby is on

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"The rugby is on "

But the half time interval wouldn't be long enough

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand "

I would suffer with penis envy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand "

Lend a hand?...you mean I have to put this book about plaiting butt hairs down?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand "

Alpha centuri would make me like a billion years old by the time I got there..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand

I would suffer with penis envy "

Got used by too many wives on Friday. Knackered and not got any to give right now

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand

I would suffer with penis envy

Got used by too many wives on Friday. Knackered and not got any to give right now"

Those London guys are just too posh for me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 17:24:03]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand

I would suffer with penis envy

Got used by too many wives on Friday. Knackered and not got any to give right now"

But I'm way to busy with the wives who did nothing but complain about your shit show pathetic attempt at satisfying them

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hroatitboyMan
14 weeks ago

GLA

He’s straight 😂

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 17:24:03]"

Too slow, I'm out of practice.

(That's also my reason for not fucking the above)

😜

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *he MinionMan
14 weeks ago

.


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand

I would suffer with penis envy

Got used by too many wives on Friday. Knackered and not got any to give right now

Those London guys are just too posh for me "

Those Mayo ladies are to wild for the ride, for me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 17:24:03]

Too slow, I'm out of practice.

(That's also my reason for not fucking the above)

😜"

I like garlic and sunlight

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand

I would suffer with penis envy

Got used by too many wives on Friday. Knackered and not got any to give right now

But I'm way to busy with the wives who did nothing but complain about your shit show pathetic attempt at satisfying them "

Got a booking with some of them who want repeat this evening so can’t meet you sorry

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *he MinionMan
14 weeks ago

.

🤦🏼‍♂️

I'm also too slow Davina 🤣

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *an8iMan
14 weeks ago

Bilston


"[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 17:24:03]

Too slow, I'm out of practice.

(That's also my reason for not fucking the above)

😜

I like garlic and sunlight "

Its a dude

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hat.coupleCouple
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 17:24:03]

Too slow, I'm out of practice.

(That's also my reason for not fucking the above)

😜

I like garlic and sunlight

Its a dude"

It's a dude! Lol

Mrs x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ruebameMan
14 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I have no clue who's going to be above me by the time this posts

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand

I would suffer with penis envy

Got used by too many wives on Friday. Knackered and not got any to give right now

But I'm way to busy with the wives who did nothing but complain about your shit show pathetic attempt at satisfying them

Got a booking with some of them who want repeat this evening so can’t meet you sorry "

Dude that was there husbands booking you...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand

I would suffer with penis envy

Got used by too many wives on Friday. Knackered and not got any to give right now

But I'm way to busy with the wives who did nothing but complain about your shit show pathetic attempt at satisfying them

Got a booking with some of them who want repeat this evening so can’t meet you sorry

Dude that was there husbands booking you... "

Don’t deny that as some hubs like to book and see me with wife. Check out my verifies on what wives think. Plenty come back for more goes

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand

I would suffer with penis envy

Got used by too many wives on Friday. Knackered and not got any to give right now

But I'm way to busy with the wives who did nothing but complain about your shit show pathetic attempt at satisfying them

Got a booking with some of them who want repeat this evening so can’t meet you sorry

Dude that was there husbands booking you...

Don’t deny that as some hubs like to book and see me with wife. Check out my verifies on what wives think. Plenty come back for more goes "

Sorry too busy plaiting fog in practice for Hello

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ong-leggedblondWoman
14 weeks ago

Next Door


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand

I would suffer with penis envy

Got used by too many wives on Friday. Knackered and not got any to give right now

But I'm way to busy with the wives who did nothing but complain about your shit show pathetic attempt at satisfying them

Got a booking with some of them who want repeat this evening so can’t meet you sorry

Dude that was there husbands booking you...

Don’t deny that as some hubs like to book and see me with wife. Check out my verifies on what wives think. Plenty come back for more goes

Sorry too busy plaiting fog in practice for Hello "

He's already got things in his mouth

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

… but there’s a queue.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London


"I would but I'm too busy plaiting my butt hairs , unless you want to lend a hand

I would suffer with penis envy

Got used by too many wives on Friday. Knackered and not got any to give right now

But I'm way to busy with the wives who did nothing but complain about your shit show pathetic attempt at satisfying them

Got a booking with some of them who want repeat this evening so can’t meet you sorry

Dude that was there husbands booking you...

Don’t deny that as some hubs like to book and see me with wife. Check out my verifies on what wives think. Plenty come back for more goes

Sorry too busy plaiting fog in practice for Hello

He's already got things in his mouth"

Yes that’s true. Want come along to one of our parties and you can check

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orbidden eastMan
14 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Simply because I don’t like willies

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *olarbear73Man
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’m straight.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ad NannaWoman
14 weeks ago

East London

His dick would freeze my ovaries.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ommy trucker1Man
14 weeks ago

anywhere near you


"I’m straight."

Same for me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I’m straight.

Same for me"

Weirdly me too

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *radeSkinMan
14 weeks ago

withywood

I am selective.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *onglegcoupleCouple
14 weeks ago

manchester


"I am selective."

Hairy dick

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I am selective.

Hairy dick"

Harry Dick....you said you'd never mention my real name!!! Your dumped 🤣🤣

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *assySirenWoman
14 weeks ago

near you


"I am selective.

Hairy dick"

Too far away 😔

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *fffunCouple
14 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Like you we are selective.... But I would fuck u

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *winckle toesMan
14 weeks ago

norwich

I’m in

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield


"Like you we are selective.... But I would fuck u"

Too damn hot ! 🔥

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

He's a bald pervert

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He's a bald pervert "

But I'm a pervert going bald

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ashedMan
14 weeks ago

hemel

???

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline

He's a fella

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"[Opportunity to fuck removed by poster at 15/03/25 15:37:33]

Being Gold and Silver Flirting Award winners stops before physicality.

Too fabtastic for me

Need to recover from lots of naughty wives this week. Otherwise would

Apologies, I'm way to busy washing work clothes to even consider anything horizontal

Yeah I also need to wash my air. Was covered in mess

Too busy giving LLB the best 3 minutes of her life

She said it was 1 minute "

I fucked her 3 times

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ant...stay...awayCouple
14 weeks ago

South Wales

You'd need to bring along a hot female friend! X

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *pachaCouple
14 weeks ago

kington

Because We only fuck women

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"You'd need to bring along a hot female friend! X"

I would but there would be too many to choose from and I wouldn't wish to disappoint those that couldn't join 😉

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *B..Woman
14 weeks ago

Wiltshire

[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 19:13:00]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *B..Woman
14 weeks ago

Wiltshire

He couldn’t handle anymore

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nallover112Man
14 weeks ago

Northfleet

Wait but I would fuck the absolute life out of you. You perfect being

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I don't have a willy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I don't have a willy "

Id still be in Wales 😢

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield


"I don't have a willy "

I don't Tipp

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *bitofaslutWoman
14 weeks ago

Cannock

I'm not his type.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

out of age range

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Age gap

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
14 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I'm watching the rugby 🏉

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I've got a slab of marzipan in my mouth 😬

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

… but it would be weird.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ancashireredheadWoman
14 weeks ago

Up North


"… but it would be weird."

But you’re rarely in my neck of the woods

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

...


"… but it would be weird.

But you’re rarely in my neck of the woods"

But two redheads would burn down fab 🔥🔥

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
14 weeks ago

North West


"… but it would be weird.

But you’re rarely in my neck of the woods

But two redheads would burn down fab 🔥🔥"

My partners would be too envious.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *winckle toesMan
14 weeks ago

norwich

I’m in your not

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
14 weeks ago

North West


"I’m in your not "

I might've but I think you were actually trying to reject Midnight too. 🤣🤣🤣

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline

No excuse. I just would 😍🤓

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ewildered01Man
14 weeks ago

Elburton


"I do men 😊"

Shit

Spelling error

I don’t do men 🙈

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *usurrusCouple
14 weeks ago

North West.

Too busy correcting his spelling.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *r Bond.Man
14 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands


"Too busy correcting his spelling. "

I’ve banned myself from fucking hot women

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

...


"Too busy correcting his spelling.

I’ve banned myself from fucking hot women "

⬆️ He is only interested in men 😭😭😭

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Too busy correcting his spelling.

I’ve banned myself from fucking hot women

⬆️ He is only interested in men 😭😭😭"

I'm only interested in men

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield


"Too busy correcting his spelling.

I’ve banned myself from fucking hot women

⬆️ He is only interested in men 😭😭😭

I'm only interested in men"

I'm only interested in me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

He's only interested in him 🤪

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

...


"He's only interested in him 🤪"

I like her

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *illy IdolMan
14 weeks ago

Midlands


"He's only interested in him 🤪

I like her"

I like him

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield

I like her ^^ but not him ^

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
14 weeks ago

North West


"He's only interested in him 🤪

I like her

I like him"

I don't know what to like to continue the joke. So no fucking. 😔

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *issilia AmoriWoman
14 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

As gorgeous as the lady is. I am straight

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

...

[Removed by poster at 15/03/25 21:45:17]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield


"He's only interested in him 🤪

I like her

I like him

I don't know what to like to continue the joke. So no fucking. 😔"

She's not fucking 😭

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *isskxxyvWoman
14 weeks ago

Reading


"As gorgeous as the lady is. I am straight "

She’s straight

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield


"As gorgeous as the lady is. I am straight

She’s straight"

I'm bent

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *pontaneous_coupleCouple
14 weeks ago

Hoddesdon


"As gorgeous as the lady is. I am straight

She’s straight"

I’d fancy you too much lol (mrs)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"As gorgeous as the lady is. I am straight

She’s straight

I’d fancy you too much lol (mrs) "

I'm going through a difficult phase of hims and hers and can't decide.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *IXEN200Woman
14 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"As gorgeous as the lady is. I am straight

She’s straight

I’d fancy you too much lol (mrs)

I'm going through a difficult phase of hims and hers and can't decide. "

If he makes his mind up soon we'll find out

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orthern StarsCouple
14 weeks ago

Durham

Your profile is hidden so no idea at all of who I'd be meeting.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield


"Your profile is hidden so no idea at all of who I'd be meeting."

I'd keep singing Ruby,Ruby,Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs, and she'd get really fed up with it.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

...

Do you, do you, do you, do you

Know what you're doing, doing, to me?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield


"Do you, do you, do you, do you

Know what you're doing, doing, to me?"

Could it be, could it be

That you're joking with me ?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *isskxxyvWoman
14 weeks ago

Reading


"Your profile is hidden so no idea at all of who I'd be meeting.

I'd keep singing Ruby,Ruby,Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs, and she'd get really fed up with it."

But blocking for no reason just ain’t for me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *imbob85Man
14 weeks ago

inverness

Your 70miles away

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

You’re straight.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *vonne5exMan
14 weeks ago

Doncaster

To far away

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"To far away"

Men don't float my boat

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hunky GentMan
14 weeks ago

north of Peterborough

Is saying "ditto" a cliché

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield


"Is saying "ditto" a cliché "

I don't like Star Wars

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Doesn’t like Star Wars.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Doesn’t like Star Wars. "

I'm a bit pished. Beer?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield


"Doesn’t like Star Wars. "

Too funny, I couldn't concentrate!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inxy777Woman
14 weeks ago

essex

He don’t like Coldplay 🙈

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Likes Coldplay.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Is an outrageous queen!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
14 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

is an outrageous queen? 😉

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield


"is an outrageous queen? 😉"

The Welsh have been shafted enough today

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"is an outrageous queen? 😉

The Welsh have been shafted enough today "

Lucky Welsh people.

Anyway.

Back to it.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"is an outrageous queen? 😉

The Welsh have been shafted enough today

Lucky Welsh people.

Anyway.

Back to it. "

Envies the Welsh.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"is an outrageous queen? 😉

The Welsh have been shafted enough today

Lucky Welsh people.

Anyway.

Back to it. "

not if you've been eating twiglets

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

...


"

not if you've been eating twiglets "

Prefers her nuts salted

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"

not if you've been eating twiglets

Prefers her nuts salted "

I’m finding this hard…

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ouble-SidedCouple
14 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"Prefers her nuts salted "

You'd eat all my frickles! 🤤🤣

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Prefers her nuts salted

You'd eat all my frickles! 🤤🤣"

Too busy playing dot to dot

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *fffunCouple
14 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London


"Prefers her nuts salted

You'd eat all my frickles! 🤤🤣

Too busy playing dot to dot "

We only want to fuck women.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

...


"

We only want to fuck women. "

I prefer croissants to muffins

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *isterMushroomMan
14 weeks ago

Warrington

You’re too far away

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"

We only want to fuck women.

I prefer croissants to muffins "

I love buns...but I'm thinking burgers tonight

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"

We only want to fuck women.

I prefer croissants to muffins

I love buns...but I'm thinking burgers tonight "

Seems ok but doesn't fire my rockets

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *pontaneous_coupleCouple
14 weeks ago

Hoddesdon


"

We only want to fuck women.

I prefer croissants to muffins

I love buns...but I'm thinking burgers tonight "

We’re only looking for couples and women x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
14 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"

We only want to fuck women.

I prefer croissants to muffins

I love buns...but I'm thinking burgers tonight

We’re only looking for couples and women x"

they're only looking for couples and women. ☹️

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tr8MrEMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"

We only want to fuck women.

I prefer croissants to muffins

I love buns...but I'm thinking burgers tonight

We’re only looking for couples and women x

they're only looking for couples and women. ☹️"

Isn't we all 🤣🤣

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 
 

By *orphia2003Woman
14 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I don't want to.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
back to top