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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

And then what happened?

Wrong answers preferred

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By *ickshawedCouple
14 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

He managed to dislodge that bit of yesterday's dinner that was stuck in my teeth

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By *estructionDollyWoman
14 weeks ago

Manchester

And I let out a large belch right in his face that smelt like the tuna sandwich I'd had for lunch

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By *bitofaslutWoman
14 weeks ago

Cannock

"And I let out a large belch right in his face that smelt like the tuna sandwich I'd had for lunch

I'm on pills that give me hideous death burps. This is my nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

They unhinged their jaw and opened wide like a snake. I managed to jam a broom in their jaw to prevent them swallowing me whole. They snapped the broom like it was a dry twig but that bought me some time to make my escape. I jumped through the window and ran through the woods screaming ‘help help, theirs a snake after me’ and some local farmers came to the rescue and managed to scare off the snake man. I was lucky to get away unscathed.

Last time I ever kiss Joe Beans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"He managed to dislodge that bit of yesterday's dinner that was stuck in my teeth

Tongue? Yuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"And I let out a large belch right in his face that smelt like the tuna sandwich I'd had for lunch

Who did you go down on for lunch?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"They unhinged their jaw and opened wide like a snake. I managed to jam a broom in their jaw to prevent them swallowing me whole. They snapped the broom like it was a dry twig but that bought me some time to make my escape. I jumped through the window and ran through the woods screaming ‘help help, theirs a snake after me’ and some local farmers came to the rescue and managed to scare off the snake man. I was lucky to get away unscathed.

Last time I ever kiss Joe Beans "

I’m not reading all that

But I’ll have to kiss Joe for myself to know.

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

The world stopped spinning, the stars all seemed to weep and I knew then, more than I'd ever known anything...

This is the one, I've been waiting for.

Burn me out or bring me home.

Now she's a little humming bird, humming away in the still corners of my mind. In the eyes of our daughters, when they smile, scowl, cry or laugh.

And I can smell the salty waves of the Irish sea filling my nostrils. Feel the moonlight of that fateful night, shimmering and skimming across the surface of the wobbly great abyss.

Hum away little humming bird, immerse me in your splendour. Calm my sorrowful seas and lift my soul, for another day dawns and there's much ado.

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By *a LunaWoman
14 weeks ago

o o OO o o

I once randomly snogged someone on a night out and they passed a piece of a just eaten takeaway from their mouth to mine.

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By *oughmanMan
14 weeks ago

Sunderland

And then the garlic bread from lunch hit.

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By *naswingdressWoman
14 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

And my lipstick suited him better

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I missed my bloody train

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

And realised rigor mortis had already set in.

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By *ovePantyPleasureTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Tavistock

His panties started to bulge..

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By *riel13Woman
14 weeks ago

Northampton

Me teeth fell out

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By *ucka39Man
14 weeks ago

Newcastle

Mistaken identity

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

And Aurora woke, with a yawn and a stretch, as if she'd had a momentary nap, and not been asleep for the last 50 years...

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By *sWyldWoman
14 weeks ago

Edinburgh

He realised he didn't fancy me at all and walked away

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By *orphia2003Woman
14 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

At which point his new girlfriend attacked me with a broken bottle. He had to pull her off, explain that we had been mates for 20+ years and we always kissed hello.

(Oh, hang on, I'm supposed to be making this up...)

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By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

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They shook my hand and thanked me for coming, gave me a lemon sherbet and said goodbye

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By *r lotharioMan
14 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i pointed out that this was inappropriate to kiss santa before asking for a present while sat on my knee - then she whispered what the present was

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By *dam1971Man
14 weeks ago

Bedford

"Me teeth fell out

Better than it happening during a blowjob

Awkward

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By *cLovin2Man
14 weeks ago

Reading

First girl I shagged sucked my tongue so hard, the webbing underneath got ripped.

She gave fantastic blow jobs tho

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
14 weeks ago

Coventry

"And then what happened?

Wrong answers preferred"

A whole load of procedural administrative actions and an interview without coffee with HR.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
14 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

And then that’s when she told me the DNA test had come back and she was my sister…

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By *cLovin2Man
14 weeks ago

Reading

"And then that’s when she told me the DNA test had come back and she was my sister…

then you realised you were in Barnsley and this was normal.

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