FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Question

Jump to newest
 

By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Do you use a knife or back of a spoon to spread butter on bread

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obilebottomMan
22 weeks ago

All over

I rub the bread on the butter

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I'm vegan and find this question distasteful.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orthern StarsCouple
22 weeks ago

Durham

Always a knife, although Mr has butter with bread rather than bread with butter. Reckons he needs more dairy intake (he really doesn't).

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

A knife is first choice. If I am somewhere where a knife is not available, I would use the back of a spoon.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *riar BelisseWoman
22 weeks ago

Holibobs

Spoon, It spreads smoother and doesn’t tear the bread when the marg is too cold

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orthern StarsCouple
22 weeks ago

Durham


"I'm vegan and find this question distasteful."

Can't decide whether you're being sarcastic or serious 🤨

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"I'm vegan and find this question distasteful."

The op said butter, not dairy based butter.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *heel markMan
22 weeks ago

beside the sea

A knife , ive never ever heard of anyone using a spoon 🤔

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *parkle1974Woman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

I have about 5 butter knives x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

22 weeks ago

East Sussex

A bitter knife.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I've used a fork held back to front to do the butter, then switched it to mush the mackerel into the bread.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obilebottomMan
22 weeks ago

All over


"A bitter knife. "

Was it left behind and sulking?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

22 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Always a knife, although Mr has butter with bread rather than bread with butter. Reckons he needs more dairy intake (he really doesn't)."

I'm with Mr on this. 🍞

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"A knife , ive never ever heard of anyone using a spoon 🤔"
No, nor had I but apparently its a thing. That's why I started this thread

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"A bitter knife. "

I'm guessing salted butter and a butter knife with you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unnesscoupleMan
22 weeks ago

around


"A bitter knife.

Was it left behind and sulking? "

mfao

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ove2pleaseseukMan
22 weeks ago

Hastings

When it's realy cold a slicer and lay it on the bread or toast..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *estructionDollyWoman
22 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

A knife, I wouldn't even think of using a spoon unless I had no knives to hand

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ildTimes.Man
22 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"I have about 5 butter knives x"

I have 6 🥪

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Reigate


"A knife , ive never ever heard of anyone using a spoon 🤔"

This!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ildTimes.Man
22 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Who uses a spoon? 😂😂😂 IQ fail...🥪

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inxy777Woman
22 weeks ago

essex


"A knife , ive never ever heard of anyone using a spoon 🤔No, nor had I but apparently its a thing. That's why I started this thread"
. That’s how my daughter butters her bread! Never seen it before.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"A knife , ive never ever heard of anyone using a spoon 🤔No, nor had I but apparently its a thing. That's why I started this thread"

I have used a spoon when at a workplace, and there are no clean knives, no clean cloth nor washing up liquid available to wash cutlery in the sink, so used the back of a spoon on toast.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eoBloomsMan
22 weeks ago

Springfield


"A bitter knife.

Was it left behind and sulking? "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iscombobulated1523Couple
22 weeks ago

Worcestershire

I've heard of people using a spoon when making sandwiches for a buffet

I'm a knife person

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"A bitter knife.

Was it left behind and sulking? "

🤣🤣

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

22 weeks ago

East Sussex


"A bitter knife.

Was it left behind and sulking? "

.

Yes!

Darn autocorrect.

I have a really nice set of bitter butter knives.

Reminds me of a tongue twister my mum used to say.

Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *bi HaiveMan
22 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I melt the butter in the microwave and paint it on the bread whilst stood on a little easel as if I was Bob Ross. 🤷‍♂️

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

22 weeks ago

East Sussex


"A bitter knife.

I'm guessing salted butter and a butter knife with you "

You guess correctly. I love salted butter.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obilebottomMan
22 weeks ago

All over


"A bitter knife.

Was it left behind and sulking?

.

Yes!

Darn autocorrect.

I have a really nice set of bitter butter knives.

Reminds me of a tongue twister my mum used to say.

Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter. "

Hahaha, love it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *anilla switchWoman
22 weeks ago

Hampshire

Use a butter knife to spread, then after insert the used knife into the middle of the bread to wipe clean. Saves on washing up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Soho


"I melt the butter in the microwave and paint it on the bread whilst stood on a little easel as if I was Bob Ross. 🤷‍♂️"

·

Do you use a palette knife, Øbi? 🎨

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

22 weeks ago

East Sussex

Using the back of a spoon sounds quite sensible actually

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ildbillkidMan
22 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Depends on the butter,the soft spread spoon, the hard as a rock knife

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

A knife because I'm not fully nuts🤣

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
22 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I smile at it and it melts.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obilebottomMan
22 weeks ago

All over


"I smile at it and it melts. "

The smoothest thing I've heard in a while

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *cottish guy 555Man
22 weeks ago

London


"A knife , ive never ever heard of anyone using a spoon 🤔"

Same here. Although I may give it a go.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issilia AmoriWoman
22 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders


"Do you use a knife or back of a spoon to spread butter on bread"

A knife, never tried to use the back of a spoon

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *es not the MessiahMan
22 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

A wooden spork

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I use the back of a spoon at work sometimes when I can't find a knife..

I handed my kid a spoon to put Nutella on her pancake today though 🙊🤔

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *IXEN200Woman
22 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I use a knife at home but when I've worked in food establishments it's been a spoon or a spatula, much quicker so I was told

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rthur30Man
22 weeks ago

Warrington


"A knife , ive never ever heard of anyone using a spoon 🤔"

It's the same people who eat soup with a fork.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *urves and MischiefWoman
22 weeks ago

North West


"A knife , ive never ever heard of anyone using a spoon 🤔

Same here. Although I may give it a go.

"

I will be experimenting with this tomorrow

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
22 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

spoon or knife, if your butter is too hard from the fridge, "shave" it with a small sieve... I shit you not, it works, immediately spreadable!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *exyScientistsCouple
22 weeks ago

Castlebar

A spoon? What insanity is this? I never thought to use a spoon. I'm gonna have to try this crazy shit

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Soho

Both. Knife usually but sometimes the back of a spoon when applying to soft bread that would otherwise just disintegrate from a knife. †

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oubleswing2019Man
22 weeks ago

Colchester

You put butter on bread ? Very odd !

Crumpets, perhaps. But any other time ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

A knife or anything to substitute for one, if short

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *stwo2023Couple
22 weeks ago

Worcester

Spread it? I just cut slices off and put it in my toast lol

Evie

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top