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By (user no longer on site) OP
25 weeks ago

If you came with a warning label, what would it be?

Mine - may shrink in the wash

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
25 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Caution hot product

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By *mf123Man
25 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Class S drug avoid more addictive than sugar topped nicotine alcopops

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By *parkle1974Woman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Do not get wet and do not feed after midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Warning; Contains nuts

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By *lusherCouple
25 weeks ago

bodmin

"Choke hazzard"

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By *teff_RedTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Greenhouse or northwich

"If you came with a warning label, what would it be?

Mine - may shrink in the wash

Not a real lady

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
25 weeks ago

Watermouth

Keep away from my chocolate

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By *uchessdoeWoman
25 weeks ago

Northampton

Danger - deep excavations

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
25 weeks ago

from mars

Handle with care

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By *mf123Man
25 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Danger - deep excavations

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cave of eternal wonder like aladdin?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
25 weeks ago

Castlebar

Flammable

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By *WANDTGCouple
25 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

It bites

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By *uchessdoeWoman
25 weeks ago

Northampton

"Danger - deep excavations

cave of eternal wonder like aladdin?"

That's exactly it

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By *inkShyWoman
25 weeks ago

near Windsor

"Don't let it get hangry or cold. Erratic behaviour likely in extreme temperatures or times of boredom."

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Keep away from water, don't feed after midnight and avoid bright light

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By *atte Lover 82Man
25 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

Careful. Choking hazard. Invludes small parts

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Stamford

Caution - wide load.

😆 🤣 😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
25 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Caution bad jokes ahead

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By *TRAY-CATMan
25 weeks ago

Caution humps ahead

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By *uriousscouserWoman
25 weeks ago

Wirral

Non-toxic irritant.

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By *oobieTrapWoman
25 weeks ago

london

"If you came with a warning label, what would it be?

Mine - may shrink in the wash

Enter through the front door only

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By *lix CoxMan
25 weeks ago

CF39

Addictive

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Stamford

"If you came with a warning label, what would it be?

Mine - may shrink in the wash

Enter through the front door only "

Or a 'no entry' sign on the back door.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Store responsibly as may leak after use

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

May cause water damage

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Stamford

"May cause water damage "

Phew, good job I brought a snorkel.

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By *obshortMan
25 weeks ago

Cork

"Do not get wet and do not feed after midnight

Very good, I like that. 😆

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By *eyond PurityCouple
25 weeks ago

Lincs

Explicit content

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By *ergus1622Man
25 weeks ago

Dundee

Suspended load.

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By *midnight-Woman
25 weeks ago

...

Smoking Hot 🔥🔥🔥

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
25 weeks ago

Wales

Murdery when aggravated.

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Stamford

"Smoking Hot 🔥🔥🔥"

Yip. That works.

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By *uiltypleasures24Couple
25 weeks ago

Ipswich

[Removed by poster at 18/02/25 18:21:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

No refunds

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By *uiltypleasures24Couple
25 weeks ago

Ipswich

Armbands may be needed lol

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
25 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

I always cum with a warning. - ‘Close your eyes luv!’

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

⚠️ Irritant ⚠️

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By *ynamicnatureMan
25 weeks ago

Doncaster

I bite

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
25 weeks ago

from mars

Do not feed after midnight 🕛

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By *arriedminxCouple
25 weeks ago

here

Unpredictable and Addictive

Minx.x

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By *illy IdolMan
25 weeks ago

Midlands

Trespassers will be composted

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

May cause drowsiness.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Poor impulse control.

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Handle with care

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

⚠️ Toxic ⚠️

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Caution: noxious fumes

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By *inkShyWoman
25 weeks ago

near Windsor

"Do not pet."

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By *urpleoneMan
25 weeks ago

nearby

Caution bounces from project to project quicker than tennis ball

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By *elix SightedMan
25 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Parental advisory: explicit lyrics

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
25 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Parental advisory: explicit lyrics"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Mouth operates faster than brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Dispose of responsibly

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By *oeBeansMan
25 weeks ago

Derby

Objects are smaller than they appear

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By *bitofaslutWoman
25 weeks ago

Cannock

"I WILL surprise you"

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
25 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Volatile when agitated

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By *ugehandsMan
25 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Doesn't suffer fools or time wasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

A puppy is for life not for Christmas.

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By *eoBloomsMan
25 weeks ago

Springfield

Sell by date 2021

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By *TRAY-CATMan
25 weeks ago

Warning trespassers will be bound and whipped...

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By *bitofaslutWoman
25 weeks ago

Cannock

"Warning trespassers will be bound and whipped... "

I'll be right over!

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By *emma200Woman
25 weeks ago

Warwickshire

Handle with care 🥺

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
25 weeks ago

Midlands

Defrost thoroughly before use (It's been a while

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Katie.

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