FabSwingers.com forum: Why *shouldn't* someone meet you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

What about you should put fellow Fabbers off meeting you? Silly answers only.

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By *midnight-Woman
24 weeks ago

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I'd actually want Le Sex!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

The cost of parking.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I’ve got manners??

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I meaow along to songs when I don't know the words. It's embarrassing for those around me.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I’m poly

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By *ife NinjaMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I turn up and I look like a wet newspaper 🤓

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Chichester

I play warhammer

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

I'm actually an international spy, and once the deed is done I'll peel my fake face off and flee in the night. You'll wake up to latex nightmares, and never know who you bonked.

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By *atte Lover 82Man
24 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

I don't have a dick over a toilet pic

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By *ife NinjaMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I'm actually an international spy, and once the deed is done I'll peel my fake face off and flee in the night. You'll wake up to latex nightmares, and never know who you bonked."

Sounds like a cracking night 🤓

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I'd actually want Le Sex!!! "

And this is supposed to put us off...why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I meaow along to songs when I don't know the words. It's embarrassing for those around me."

Do you get lots of catty comments?

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS
24 weeks ago

longeaton,ng10

I'd want sex with them.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
24 weeks ago

Liverpool

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If their neighbours see me walking up the path, they'll think they've had a boobagram booked

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By *inkShyWoman
24 weeks ago

near Windsor

"I meaow along to songs when I don't know the words. It's embarrassing for those around me."

🤣

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By *rdere OpusCouple
24 weeks ago

Brum - ish

"I meaow along to songs when I don't know the words. It's embarrassing for those around me."

On that note, I sing to the dog but change the lyrics to include his name. That’s us out then.

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By *elloWoman
24 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I will talk nonstop about nerdy stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I will talk nonstop about nerdy stuff."

When are you free?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I meaow along to songs when I don't know the words. It's embarrassing for those around me.

On that note, I sing to the dog but change the lyrics to include his name. That’s us out then.

Yeah......

I do that to the cat, too 😳

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
24 weeks ago

North West

I'm actually a figment of their imagination. Awkward.

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By *orphia2003Woman
24 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Grumpy old Welsh dragon who drinks too much and sings badly.

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By *rdere OpusCouple
24 weeks ago

Brum - ish

"I meaow along to songs when I don't know the words. It's embarrassing for those around me.

On that note, I sing to the dog but change the lyrics to include his name. That’s us out then.

Yeah......

I do that to the cat, too 😳"

Set up a choir?

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By *oughmanMan
24 weeks ago

Sunderland

"I play warhammer "

Nothing wrong with that. So do I and I'm very proud of my painting skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I meaow along to songs when I don't know the words. It's embarrassing for those around me.

On that note, I sing to the dog but change the lyrics to include his name. That’s us out then.

Yeah......

I do that to the cat, too 😳

Set up a choir? "

You're on 🐈 🐕 🎵

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I'm actually a figment of their imagination. Awkward. "

To be fair, that would make meeting you *less* awkward as it's hard to mess up a conversation with a figment of your imagination.

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By *elix SightedMan
24 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Because my condom now has so many patches you’re in constant jeopardy of one of my diseases sneaking through.

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By *oughmanMan
24 weeks ago

Sunderland

"I will talk nonstop about nerdy stuff."

I see nothing wrong with this.

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By *ealitybitesMan
24 weeks ago

Belfast

I don't know this "someone". Who are they and what are they bringing to the party?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Ok…

Hold tight…

I’m constantly walking around naked

The more sex I have the more I want

I need very little sleep

I’m hard work

I drink too much tea

Forget to eat, get hangry then eat alllll the food

Have the spatial and social awareness of a Labrador puppy

Have the humour of a 13 year old boy

Snort laugh a lot

Dance like an electrocuted hobbit

Sing to myself constantly- then realise actually it’s not to myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Ok…

Hold tight…

I’m constantly walking around naked

The more sex I have the more I want

I need very little sleep

I’m hard work

I drink too much tea

Forget to eat, get hangry then eat alllll the food

Have the spatial and social awareness of a Labrador puppy

Have the humour of a 13 year old boy

Snort laugh a lot

Dance like an electrocuted hobbit

Sing to myself constantly- then realise actually it’s not to myself

I don't feel as though you have quite understood the question.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
24 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I don't put out. Just want dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I have stalker tendencies.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
24 weeks ago

London

I'm fake.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
24 weeks ago

London

"Ok…

Hold tight…

I’m constantly walking around naked

The more sex I have the more I want

I need very little sleep

I’m hard work

I drink too much tea

Forget to eat, get hangry then eat alllll the food

Have the spatial and social awareness of a Labrador puppy

Have the humour of a 13 year old boy

Snort laugh a lot

Dance like an electrocuted hobbit

Sing to myself constantly- then realise actually it’s not to myself

And you are an enemy of gravity.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
24 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Because my husband is a figment of my imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I tend to rock up uninvited, usually through the bedroom window and then leave without saying goodbye

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By *ife NinjaMan
24 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Ok…

Hold tight…

I’m constantly walking around naked

The more sex I have the more I want

I need very little sleep

I’m hard work

I drink too much tea

Forget to eat, get hangry then eat alllll the food

Have the spatial and social awareness of a Labrador puppy

Have the humour of a 13 year old boy

Snort laugh a lot

Dance like an electrocuted hobbit

Sing to myself constantly- then realise actually it’s not to myself

What a catch 😘🤓

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By *atte Lover 82Man
24 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

"I will talk nonstop about nerdy stuff."

Why would that put people off

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
24 weeks ago

Reading

Because I was lying about the suitcase.

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By *ros40Man
24 weeks ago

Bedford

I've only killed twice

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By *artorialMan
24 weeks ago

weymouth

Too old too thin too single - oh sorry you said funny answers

. Nope all out of funny

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
24 weeks ago

Debauchery

*see other thread

Oh and if I laugh loads or drink enough to make me 🤮 I may spontaneously parp from my bottom 😅

Cherry x

Ps this is not a kink. Please don't message me.

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
24 weeks ago

Didsbury

My true identity is Sidney University. Since you all put a stop to me stealing your photo’s I have to collect them in person. It’s time consuming but it pays expenses and I get the occasional blow job.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
24 weeks ago

Reading

God, I'm hard work. I'm honest about it but good lord, it really is a lot.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
24 weeks ago

Hatfield

"God, I'm hard work. I'm honest about it but good lord, it really is a lot."

Do the rewards justify the hard work ?

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
24 weeks ago

Reading

"God, I'm hard work. I'm honest about it but good lord, it really is a lot.

Do the rewards justify the hard work ? "

Fuck no. (Or open to interpretation, possibly)

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
24 weeks ago

Didsbury

"I've only killed twice "

Sorry, not for me. I only date serial killers.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Ok…

Hold tight…

I’m constantly walking around naked

The more sex I have the more I want

I need very little sleep

I’m hard work

I drink too much tea

Forget to eat, get hangry then eat alllll the food

Have the spatial and social awareness of a Labrador puppy

Have the humour of a 13 year old boy

Snort laugh a lot

Dance like an electrocuted hobbit

Sing to myself constantly- then realise actually it’s not to myself

You sound like me.

Two of me in a room? Hell for everyone else

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Because I'm a dickhead 💜

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
24 weeks ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

We haven't measured my dick against the Sky remote.

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By *tandardIssueNerdMan
24 weeks ago

Telford

I can be quite awkward, especially with new people.

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By *TRAY-CATMan
24 weeks ago

I have a tendency to get hairballs and gag a lot . 🐈🐈‍⬛

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
24 weeks ago

Hatfield

My conversation usually starts and finishes with do you fuck on a first date

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Because I look better in my pics than real life

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
24 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Because I have a 😆 for a face and verbal diarrhoea

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
24 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

I can be quiet when meeting new people that can be a little awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I'm a bunny boiler 🤭😋 careful I'll follow you into every thread on here 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Because I can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I'm actually very weird and look nothing like my pictures

Isn't that 'Fab normal'?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I'm actually very weird and look nothing like my pictures.. I forgot to add.. I'm also a massive prick

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I'm actually very weird and look nothing like my pictures

Isn't that 'Fab normal'? "

yes probably

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By *TRAY-CATMan
24 weeks ago

"Because I look better in my pics than real life "
.. ..

Had to have a look to see if your right ..if you're half as good as your pics .MEOWWWWW... 😘

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"I'm actually very weird and look nothing like my pictures.. I forgot to add.. I've got a massive prick

Unexpected plot twist that

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By *es not the MessiahMan
24 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

I'm the world's biggest asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Because I'm just too good for you.

And I will always make you feel inadequate.🙄

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By *antricSeeker60Man
24 weeks ago

Durham

You shouldn’t meet me because I might turn every conversation into a sultry tango and leave you breathless or maybe because I’m a complete knobhead.

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By *TRAY-CATMan
24 weeks ago

Because I've got a face for the radio..

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By *oughmanMan
24 weeks ago

Sunderland

I'm an unhinged weirdo.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Because I actually want to have sex

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By *ngel7disguiseWoman
24 weeks ago

Loughborough

Because I’m actually a man!

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By *ynamicnatureMan
24 weeks ago

Doncaster

I always burn the toast

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I always burn the toast"

Perfect with a bit of marmite 😁

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

Because I'm not a site supporter

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By *ackdaw52Man
24 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Because I don't put the heat on for anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Because I look better in my pics than real life "

Same girl

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By *and12Couple
24 weeks ago

flint

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Because I'm not a site supporter"

Eeeww, gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Because of my slight obsession with being smothered in piccalilli

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

"Because I'm not a site supporter

Eeeww, gross. "

Says the lady who dirty talks to the mirror

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By *arriedminxCouple
24 weeks ago

here

"What about you should put fellow Fabbers off meeting you? Silly answers only."

We have the weirdest conversations ever..... do random things then laugh like kids....

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
24 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Because I look better in my pics than real life "

I’d take that any day of the week and twice on Sunday

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
24 weeks ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

Because I am UNLOS

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
24 weeks ago

from mars

They will not want to leave 🍒👌

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By *iss DevilWoman
24 weeks ago

Bedford

Because I don't accommodate overnight, I need loads of foreplay rather than just 3 pumps, "thank you, Ma'am" and I can't be arsed to dress seductively. I also prefer 1st meet to be in a club, when I'm already there.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
24 weeks ago

Halifax

I snore like a pneumatic drill & fart like a bomb.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
24 weeks ago

North West

I am good with an axe

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By *weetkitten65Woman
24 weeks ago

Halifax

"I am good with an axe "

The guys might interpret that as you'd be good with their chopper 🤣🤣

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By *edSirenWoman
24 weeks ago

magic mountain

I frequently accidentally offend people. And then get offended that they’re offended by my offending.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
24 weeks ago

North West

"I am good with an axe

The guys might interpret that as you'd be good with their chopper 🤣🤣"

Haha … I am also VERY clumsy

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By *weetkitten65Woman
24 weeks ago

Halifax

"I am good with an axe

The guys might interpret that as you'd be good with their chopper 🤣🤣

Haha … I am also VERY clumsy"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *riel13Woman
24 weeks ago

Northampton

I'm an arsey old bint

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By *lder budweiserMan
24 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

I'm a wrong 'un

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By *obilebottomMan
24 weeks ago

All over

They may not like cake

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I take longer than them to wash my hair.

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By *hesubtlegentMan
24 weeks ago

surrey

I live in ulez zone

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By *inxy777Woman
24 weeks ago

essex

I’m boring

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By *obilebottomMan
24 weeks ago

All over

"I like a boing

That might work to your advantage.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
24 weeks ago

Castlebar

I'm rude, obnoxious and condescending and I only talk about me.

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By *eoBloomsMan
24 weeks ago

Springfield

"I snore like a pneumatic drill & fart like a bomb.

💍

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By *NormalMan01Man
24 weeks ago

Harrogate

Don’t meet me… my cock is tooooo big.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
24 weeks ago

from mars

I’m a bad influence 😈

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By *iddle ManMan
24 weeks ago

Walsall

"I'm actually an international spy, and once the deed is done I'll peel my fake face off and flee in the night. You'll wake up to latex nightmares, and never know who you bonked."

I'm sure we have met before, the same thing happened to me.

I have a knack for sleeping with other secret or not so secret agents at the bureau.

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By *uchessdoeWoman
24 weeks ago

Northampton

I'm constantly in goblin mode 😌

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Truthfully I’m a boring cunt who either at work or the gym and do little else, that was actually my most recent exes parting words haha

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

In a tickling contest, I'd lose.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I will talk non stop!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
24 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Your pets will become sick or die and your aging parents will suddenly take to their death beds ... within the day you are due to meet me..as of yet I haven't managed to harness the Voodoo powers to make potential meets cars break down...but I'm working on it..😸

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By *allySlinkyWoman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm no fun. My pussy is too tight for DVP and I don't do anal.

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By *teff_RedTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Greenhouse or northwich

Because they are supposed to be straight but I have rubber tits and a Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Because I seem to know every single line from friends and I love to say the word “ppiiivvootttt!!”

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By *NormalMan01Man
24 weeks ago

Harrogate

Don’t meet me… I’m simply tooooooo good at the sex.

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