FabSwingers.com forum: Why should someone meet you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
25 weeks ago

What do you have to offer your fellow Fabizens? Be as serious or as silly as you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I’m funny.

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By *orphia2003Woman
25 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Beer, cake, good food and cwtches.

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By *midnight-Woman
25 weeks ago

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I bake amazing cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I’m so unattractive I try harder

And I’ll be really grateful and say thank you afterwards.

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By *elloWoman
25 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I'm easy and swallow.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
25 weeks ago

Reading

A suitcase full of money.

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By *udie NudieMan
25 weeks ago

Newcastle NE3

Pity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
25 weeks ago

"I’m so unattractive I try harder

And I’ll be really grateful and say thank you afterwards."

Don't make me come over there to make you feel good about yourself.

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By *inkShyWoman
25 weeks ago

near Windsor

I'm emotionally unavailable so won't get attached.🫣

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
25 weeks ago

Hatfield

I’m kind generous and funny … is even meet my l self im so nice

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Becuase I’m me…do I need to explain that any further haha??

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
25 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

I can be a bit of an idiot so you’d get a laugh 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I’m so unattractive I try harder

And I’ll be really grateful and say thank you afterwards.

Don't make me come over there to make you feel good about yourself. "

Bring knee pads and snacks

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By *herrybakewellCouple
25 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Im honest and have a nice dick.

Mr.

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By *arialoueWoman
25 weeks ago

Doncaster

I have no idea why anyone would want to date me

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By *hitsngigglesMan
25 weeks ago

esh

I like to make sure I always cum second......

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By *ife NinjaMan
25 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I smell nice and I love a good nipple suck 🤓

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By (user no longer on site) OP
25 weeks ago

"I’m so unattractive I try harder

And I’ll be really grateful and say thank you afterwards.

Don't make me come over there to make you feel good about yourself.

Bring knee pads and snacks"

Always do.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I have jelly babies, offer good entertainment value and have boobs bigger than my head

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I have jelly babies, offer good entertainment value and have boobs bigger than my head

I bet you have eaten all the best colors

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By *elloWoman
25 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"I have jelly babies, offer good entertainment value and have boobs bigger than my head

Ooo jelly babies, Maynard's or shops own?

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By *inxy777Woman
25 weeks ago

essex

I’m very knowledgeable 🙈

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
25 weeks ago

Bedfuck

It will piss the Thaliban off, and you'll have good fortune.

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By *ife NinjaMan
25 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I’m very knowledgeable 🙈

Nice dids too 😘🤓

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By *ealitybitesMan
25 weeks ago

Belfast

They get to join a select few😎

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
25 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I'm a fucking delight

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I make a great sandwich.

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By *an8iMan
25 weeks ago

Bilston

I like sandwiches

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Chichester

I am supremely unique blending the best attributes of male / female with no negatives

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
25 weeks ago

Staffordshire

We are swingers and not just another notch on bed post

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I have jelly babies, offer good entertainment value and have boobs bigger than my head

Ooo jelly babies, Maynard's or shops own? "

Tesco, as I'm not a millionaire

And I prefer the black ones. The others, are fine for everyone else

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
25 weeks ago

Debauchery

Cos I'm fucking hysterical, look amazing through squinted eyes, rarely wear a bra because my nipples don't need support and your Dad will love me... probably your mum too 😎

Not sure I'm selling it really 🤔

Cherry x

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
25 weeks ago

Reading

The feedback that I get most is that I'm interesting to talk to? But said like it's a surprise to them 😬

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I bring chocolate and often risk life and limb to get there

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By *elix SightedMan
25 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Because I don’t do *that* anymore.

Well, hardly ever.

Ok sometimes.

Ok most of the time but I won’t do it to you.

Maybe.

Probably.

You shouldn’t meet me.

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By *indandbody1234Man
25 weeks ago

Wandsworth

Im kind, filthy,have a great sense of humour and am interested in you as a person.

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By *olden PoleMan
25 weeks ago

Bromley

I make a Stirling cup of tea….and think passionate kissing whilst fingering is as important as ever.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
25 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

They shouldn't 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I have a nice smile, lots of questions to ask you and I’m fat so good to cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Also- I’m poly

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By *oughmanMan
25 weeks ago

Sunderland

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By *eoBloomsMan
25 weeks ago

Springfield

Got the best pillow talk. Makes up for any preceding disappointment.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
25 weeks ago

Voldsøy

I will make you feel good.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
25 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I'm a funny fucker... 🤣

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By *rown_Bread78Man
25 weeks ago

Windsor

I'll give you chocolate biscuits

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By *oughmanMan
25 weeks ago

Sunderland

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By *oughmanMan
25 weeks ago

Sunderland

I'm fun (I think), knowledgeable and have a great many skills. A little nerdy.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I'm a fucking delight 😇😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I smell like fried onions.😈😈

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By *arriedminxCouple
25 weeks ago

here

We're an ok looking couple... We love naughty fun... and super chilled, and you will never have weirder conversations!!

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
25 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"We're an ok looking couple... We love naughty fun... and super chilled, and you will never have weirder conversations!!

More than an ok lookoing couple

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By *tevenTellyCouple
25 weeks ago

Newmarket

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By *tevenTellyCouple
25 weeks ago

Newmarket

We are good people.

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By *arriedminxCouple
25 weeks ago

here

"We're an ok looking couple... We love naughty fun... and super chilled, and you will never have weirder conversations!!

More than an ok lookoing couple

Why thank you

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By *zChiefWoman
25 weeks ago

middle of somewhere

I love a giggle ... i can be fun xx

I can also be a pain in the ass so swings n roundabouts lol

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By *hmt35Man
25 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

I can offer nice soup

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By *eepBlueSeaMan
25 weeks ago

somewhere north east

I look ok for my age, I can hold a conversation and I am very attentive and like to take my time kissing, licking, sucking and playing with what ever I'm asked to.

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By *TRAY-CATMan
25 weeks ago

I'm ripped with a fantastic six pack and The chiseled looks of a Greek god ..

Unfortunately its all hidden under this dad bod, layers of fat and the shrek mask...

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
25 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"We're an ok looking couple... We love naughty fun... and super chilled, and you will never have weirder conversations!!

More than an ok lookoing couple

Why thank you

Our pleasure

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By *bitofaslutWoman
25 weeks ago

Cannock

I'm fun, surprising, kinky and up for anything

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By *tickler2000Man
25 weeks ago

St Agnes

I make mean cup of tea. And I have HobNobs. Chocolate ones

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By *ynamicnatureMan
25 weeks ago

Doncaster

I'm as cheeky as fuck, great company and I cook a pretty mean breakfast.

Oh, and I'll always share my sweets,😊

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By *exyScientistsCouple
25 weeks ago

Castlebar

I need blow job practice and I always tidy the bedroom for visitors

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