FabSwingers.com forum: Rate my apparently thick penis

By *lamdaddy OP Man
1 week ago

London

Not stupid thick. Although I think he has a one track mind to be fair. Are dicks intelligent? Wait that's a different thread.

Hey everyone, Brucey here. You may know me from such threads as - is too much sweat a bad thing? And what's the weirdest role play costume you low key find sexy.

I haven't made those threads I lied. I will. Or you can. But this one is a rate my most recent picture. A fwb took it saying it looked great. Had great sex afterwards with her for sure. Was messy. But again focus. How's the dick pic for you? Roast it, pop it in the oven (your oven 😘) or rave about it, whatever.

God bless.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
1 week ago

Ends

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
1 week ago

Ends

Good for you. It’s nice.

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair

It looks too unblemished and virginal, like it's never been used or deployed within a quim. No different to a spotless pair of hands that have never done a hard day's graft.

One day Bruceyy you will feel the warm and enveloping sensation. 🩶

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
1 week ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"It looks too unblemished and virginal, like it's never been used or deployed within a quim. No different to a spotless pair of hands that have never done a hard day's graft.

One day Bruceyy you will feel the warm and enveloping sensation. 🩶"

Deployed within a quim

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
1 week ago

little house on the praire

Well I think it's a nice looking specimen

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By *uziTV69TV/TS
1 week ago

Newcastle

It's a pretty one, no mistake!

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By *viatrixWoman
1 week ago

Redhill

Pretty good as cock goes, Brucey

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
1 week ago

North West

If they say men think with their peniseseseses, then EITHER the penis IS intelligent, or, if it doesn't have it's own little teeny brain then we're gonna have to go back to the scientific drawing board and look elsewhere for the seat of male intelligence

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
1 week ago

North West

It's a cock. Well done for making me look at it. 🤷‍♀️

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
1 week ago

London

"It's a cock. Well done for making me look at it. 🤷‍♀️"

It does the job right! 😘😂

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
1 week ago

London

"Pretty good as cock goes, Brucey"

You're a treat! We should meet sometime to be honest!

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By *ustlooking1234100Man
1 week ago

colchester

Girth for the win i say

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By *electableicecreamMan
1 week ago

The West

I think you could add more drama. Like it needs a score and some lighting tracked in.

Maybe a sunrise appearing from behind it and some kind awe inspiring music.

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By *TRAY-CATMan
1 week ago

dundee

Meh , I've seen better.. @61 even mines would give it a run for it's money . And mines doesn't have to boast about itself .

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
1 week ago

Reading

Do you exceptionally small hands? Trump like?

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
1 week ago

the shire

Let him go he can't breathe. 🤣

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By *eoBloomsMan
1 week ago

Springfield

"Let him go he can't breathe. 🤣"

Yes ! 🙈

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By *exxyyDy11Man
1 week ago

North West

Congratulations

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
1 week ago

North West

"Meh , I've seen better.. @61 even mines would give it a run for it's money . And mines doesn't have to boast about itself .

How do it run? I wanna know so I can try it

♿

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
1 week ago

furnace

"Meh , I've seen better.. @61 even mines would give it a run for it's money . And mines doesn't have to boast about itself .

How do it run? I wanna know so I can try it

♿"

I don’t think he in the same race

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
1 week ago

North West

"Meh , I've seen better.. @61 even mines would give it a run for it's money . And mines doesn't have to boast about itself .

How do it run? I wanna know so I can try it

♿

I don’t think he in the same race "

My spelling isn't in the bloody race 🤦🏻‍♀️

How *DOES it run?

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By *TRAY-CATMan
1 week ago

dundee

"Meh , I've seen better.. @61 even mines would give it a run for it's money . And mines doesn't have to boast about itself .

How do it run? I wanna know so I can try it

♿"
.. ..

I guess just being over half a foot it hops a little ..

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
1 week ago

Manchester

Marking down for not taking the pic over the toilet with dirty nails. Don't you know the rules? 👎

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By *urFantasy21Couple
1 week ago

Shrewsbury

Well I looked and all I can think is that you are clearly proud of it but it appears not confident enough to shower without clothes on?

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By *igboyreecexxxMan
1 week ago

hemel

Always appreciate a rating 😊

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Looks like he's about to pass out so loosen that grip.. otherwise top bellend 👌🏼

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By *TRAY-CATMan
1 week ago

dundee

"Meh , I've seen better.. @61 even mines would give it a run for it's money . And mines doesn't have to boast about itself .

How do it run? I wanna know so I can try it

♿

I don’t think he in the same race "
... .... ... mines is built for running a marathon ,not a 100 meter sprint

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
1 week ago

London

"Looks like he's about to pass out so loosen that grip.. otherwise top bellend 👌🏼"

I was holding him quite lightly! Haha

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 week ago

Staffordshire

Truly magnificent.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
1 week ago

London

"Truly magnificent."

I fucking love you you know that?

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By *ickshawedCouple
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

It leans left, so politically very impressive

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By *illy IdolMan
1 week ago

Midlands

It's beautiful and I love how you caress it like a Rock Star

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
1 week ago

London

"It leans left, so politically very impressive

Here for the woke bitches! 😘😂

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
1 week ago

London

"It's beautiful and I love how you caress it like a Rock Star "

Everything about me is rockstar. Should see what happens when it gets to the guitar solo.

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By *elix SightedMan
1 week ago

Cloud 8

"It's beautiful and I love how you caress it like a Rock Star

Everything about me is rockstar. Should see what happens when it gets to the guitar solo."

I hope you don’t break a string.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
1 week ago

London

"It's beautiful and I love how you caress it like a Rock Star

Everything about me is rockstar. Should see what happens when it gets to the guitar solo.

I hope you don’t break a string."

That genuinely gives me anxiety. I've heard the worst of stories.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"It's beautiful and I love how you caress it like a Rock Star

Everything about me is rockstar. Should see what happens when it gets to the guitar solo.

I hope you don’t break a string.

That genuinely gives me anxiety. I've heard the worst of stories. "

I was going to mention your very robust looking banjo

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
1 week ago

London

"It's beautiful and I love how you caress it like a Rock Star

Everything about me is rockstar. Should see what happens when it gets to the guitar solo.

I hope you don’t break a string.

That genuinely gives me anxiety. I've heard the worst of stories.

I was going to mention your very robust looking banjo"

More of a bass guitar string that guy. He's had some sticky situations (get it) but he always comes out strong as ever!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
1 week ago

Durham

That's not a bad looking cock to be fair.

Ruby

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
1 week ago

London

"That's not a bad looking cock to be fair.

Ruby"

I've been told it's pretty which is just lovely

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
1 week ago

North West

"It's beautiful and I love how you caress it like a Rock Star

Everything about me is rockstar. Should see what happens when it gets to the guitar solo.

I hope you don’t break a string.

That genuinely gives me anxiety. I've heard the worst of stories. "

Can confirm anxiety is recommended in that situation.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 week ago

pink panther territory

Nice to see it to see it nice

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
1 week ago

Essex

Handsome 👌🏻

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
1 week ago

London

"Handsome 👌🏻"

Awww you! Play with it!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
1 week ago

Essex

"Handsome 👌🏻

Awww you! Play with it!"

Only if I don’t have to play nice

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By *orthern StarsCouple
1 week ago

Durham

"Nice to see it to see it nice

I see what you did there

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Looks like the chest bursting alien's better looking stunt double! Top Marks 👌

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
1 week ago

London

"Looks like the chest bursting alien's better looking stunt double! Top Marks 👌"

That's the reaction I give when it pops on out!

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
7 days ago

London

Anyone new needing to look at my penis?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
7 days ago

Staffordshire

Is it a famous one?

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
7 days ago

London

"Is it a famous one?"

It's going on the walk of fame

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By *ocklovespussy2Man
7 days ago

Manchester

Wouldnt mind being rated, let me know what you think

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
7 days ago

London

"Wouldnt mind being rated, let me know what you think "

Not as good as mine but close!

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 days ago

Springfield

"Is it a famous one?

It's going on the wank of fame"

Fully deserved ⭐️

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By *eeds fun guyMan
7 days ago

yorkshire

Actually rather rate her ass in the vids 10/10

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
7 days ago

London

"Is it a famous one?

It's going on the wank of fame

Fully deserved ⭐️"

Fucks sake why didn't I see that!

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
7 days ago

London

"Actually rather rate her ass in the vids 10/10 "

It really is isn't it. God bless my luck.

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
7 days ago

Derby

Definitely has kerb appeal

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By *eeds fun guyMan
7 days ago

yorkshire

"Actually rather rate her ass in the vids 10/10

It really is isn't it. God bless my luck."

And hers you lucky beggars

show us more

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By *bboredguyMan
7 days ago

dundee

I can hide a can under mine

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
7 days ago

London

"Actually rather rate her ass in the vids 10/10

It really is isn't it. God bless my luck.

And hers you lucky beggars

show us more

That's only for my true friends I'm afraid!

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