FabSwingers.com forum: Want to be a toy boy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any takers ?

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

What you paying

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

No problem

Let me ring my former teacher Mrs T....

She is 81 years old and horny as hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I repay in pleasure

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

"I repay in pleasure "

Ok but first you have to put money in my African bank account. Obviously it will be returned when we meet. Just an admin thing

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Are you clockwork or battery operated?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Are you clockwork or battery operated?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha some great comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you clockwork or battery operated?

tick....or have I missed an h out

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

"Are you clockwork or battery operated?

All my toys used to break on Christmas day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you clockwork or battery operated?"

Please say battery so I can take them our to switch you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you clockwork or battery operated?

Please say battery so I can take them our to switch you off

Out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe poor lad pmsl

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Are you clockwork or battery operated?

All my toys used to break on Christmas day

I always break any battery powered toys quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am I getting banter from a guy in white boxers pics . Jeeees bad times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I getting banter from a guy in white boxers pics . Jeeees bad times "

and an old guy at that.....just wondered how you photoshopped my pic..lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Any takers ? "

Hello, as you've probably worked out for yourself you will need to put a bit more effort in to it of you really do want to meet older women. Try messaging and chatting to some.who meet your criteria. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't think many people get my humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have you. If you lived closer

But I suspect you really mean someone about 33

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your luck doesn't change you could always try to be a boys toy

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don't think many people get my humour

so my post was pointless?

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I repay in pleasure

Ok but first you have to put money in my African bank account. Obviously it will be returned when we meet. Just an admin thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your luck doesn't change you could always try to be a boys toy

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

don't we fecking all

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

So where do we take you back to once broken as all toys are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have you asked that people NOT contact you in your - ahem - profile 'write up'??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe your mum will let you have a sleepover with one of us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why have you asked that people NOT contact you in your - ahem - profile 'write up'??"

I have not what ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Maybe your mum will let you have a sleepover with one of us. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe your mum will let you have a sleepover with one of us. "

Mmmm ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe your mum will let you have a sleepover with one of us. "

ive just phoned my mum....shes 76 and not happy about me waking her at this hour...but she has okayed me to come to yours at the weekend....if she can speak to you on the phone first ...

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

"Why have you asked that people NOT contact you in your - ahem - profile 'write up'??"

Have to agree while not the subject of you post . To say your profile needs little work would be misleading

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why have you asked that people NOT contact you in your - ahem - profile 'write up'??

Have to agree while not the subject of you post . To say your profile needs little work would be misleading"

Meh I'm here , simples just come chat and find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why have you asked that people NOT contact you in your - ahem - profile 'write up'??

I have not what ? "

Read your own profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to my advanced years I'm about to turn in to bed with my electric blanket only for warmth

Unless I have a menopausal hot flush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

"Why have you asked that people NOT contact you in your - ahem - profile 'write up'??

Have to agree while not the subject of you post . To say your profile needs little work would be misleading

Meh I'm here , simples just come chat and find out "

Can't be bothered. No offence but loads out there offering the same as you with better profiles so would just go there instead. It's the first view that counts. But from your forum posts you sound fun. Not someone we would meet as you don't fit our wants. But beeing a funny guy as you are on the forum can't hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why have you asked that people NOT contact you in your - ahem - profile 'write up'??

Have to agree while not the subject of you post . To say your profile needs little work would be misleading

Meh I'm here , simples just come chat and find out

Can't be bothered. No offence but loads

out there offering the same as you with

better profiles so would just go there instead. It's the first view that counts. But from your forum posts you sound fun. Not someone we would meet as you don't fit our wants. But beeing a funny guy as you are on the forum can't hurt"

Will I get a pat on the head ?

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

"Why have you asked that people NOT contact you in your - ahem - profile 'write up'??

Have to agree while not the subject of you post . To say your profile needs little work would be misleading

Meh I'm here , simples just come chat and find out

Can't be bothered. No offence but loads

out there offering the same as you with

I.better profiles so would just go there instead. It's the first view that counts. But from your forum posts you sound fun. Not someone we would meet as you don't fit our wants. But beeing a funny guy as you are on the forum can't hurt

Will I get a pat on the head ? "
. And maybe even a good boy. But only if you don't wee on the carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont want to be a toyboy thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why have you asked that people NOT contact you in your - ahem - profile 'write up'??

Have to agree while not the subject of you post . To say your profile needs little work would be misleading

Meh I'm here , simples just come chat and find out

Can't be bothered. No offence but loads

out there offering the same as you with

Will I get a pat on the head ? "

u get a pat on the head if u stand under a cow

.................. boom! boom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i dont want to be a toyboy thanks"

Not entirely sure I was asking you to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why have you asked that people NOT contact you in your - ahem - profile 'write up'??

Have to agree while not the subject of you post . To say your profile needs little work would be misleading

Meh I'm here , simples just come chat and find out

Can't be bothered. No offence but loads

out there offering the same as you with

Will I get a pat on the head ?

u get a pat on the head if u stand under a cow

.................. boom! boom!"

Booooo , I mean ' moooo'

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I loved my Mr Potato Head..... Can I stick things in your holes like I did with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont want to be a toyboy thanks

Not entirely sure I was asking you to be "

The thread title is.. Want to be a toyboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeeezz poor lad, everyones got to start somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont want to be a toyboy thanks

Not entirely sure I was asking you to be

The thread title is.. Want to be a toyboy"

I am straining to keep the Grammar Nazi within me under control at this point....

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