FabSwingers.com forum: Monday Morning Register....school open as usual.

By *oxerjoshlee OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

School is open as usual.

Time for the Monday morning register. .. so who's here?

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

here sir ready and waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here, just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in bed does that count..

But I'm ready and waiting!

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here in spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow chill...school doesn't start til 9. Look at all you swots here so early

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Wow chill...school doesn't start til 9. Look at all you swots here so early

shush you, its breakfast club!

I'm here sir

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

I'm here, packing to go to butlins. I will be working but will also have a break. I love my job lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow chill...school doesn't start til 9. Look at all you swots here so early

shush you, its breakfast club!

I'm here sir

Yeah I bet it is

'Yes sir, no sir, oh breakfast please sir, Gobble Gobble!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here Sir, but I have a note from my Mum saying I can be excused first lesson cos I have to go to Gatwick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning I can't come into school today!

To much pop at the after show party last night! So sleeping it off

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Wow chill...school doesn't start til 9. Look at all you swots here so early

shush you, its breakfast club!

I'm here sir

Yeah I bet it is

'Yes sir, no sir, oh breakfast please sir, Gobble Gobble!!

pmsl, know me that well do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Sir, but I have a note from my Mum saying I can be excused first lesson cos I have to go to Gatwick...

I have a note tooo Sir, being excused cos I am near Gatwick ??!!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Sir, but I have a note from my Mum saying I can be excused first lesson cos I have to go to Gatwick...

I have a note tooo Sir, being excused cos I am near Gatwick ??!!!??

Best clean me mirrors and make sure the IFF is working before I leave......

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Sir!

I'm not here and won't be in till Wednesday, waves sick note from mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Sir, but I have a note from my Mum saying I can be excused first lesson cos I have to go to Gatwick...

I have a note tooo Sir, being excused cos I am near Gatwick ??!!!??

Best clean me mirrors and make sure the IFF is working before I leave......

I know I am soooo gonna regret this but here goes ........... wots the IFF ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning sir am here waiting patiently to start working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Sir, but I have a note from my Mum saying I can be excused first lesson cos I have to go to Gatwick...

I have a note tooo Sir, being excused cos I am near Gatwick ??!!!??

Best clean me mirrors and make sure the IFF is working before I leave......

I know I am soooo gonna regret this but here goes ........... wots the IFF ??

Identification:Friend or Foe. It's what fighter planes have so they known whether or not to shoot down the other guy......

Leave that one with ya.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow chill...school doesn't start til 9. Look at all you swots here so early

shush you, its breakfast club!

I'm here sir

Yeah I bet it is

'Yes sir, no sir, oh breakfast please sir, Gobble Gobble!!

pmsl, know me that well do you?

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Sir, but I have a note from my Mum saying I can be excused first lesson cos I have to go to Gatwick...

I have a note tooo Sir, being excused cos I am near Gatwick ??!!!??

Best clean me mirrors and make sure the IFF is working before I leave......

I know I am soooo gonna regret this but here goes ........... wots the IFF ??

Identification:Friend or Foe. It's what fighter planes have so they known whether or not to shoot down the other guy......

Leave that one with ya.....

that was totally painless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Sir, but I have a note from my Mum saying I can be excused first lesson cos I have to go to Gatwick...

I have a note tooo Sir, being excused cos I am near Gatwick ??!!!??

Best clean me mirrors and make sure the IFF is working before I leave......

I know I am soooo gonna regret this but here goes ........... wots the IFF ??

Identification:Friend or Foe. It's what fighter planes have so they known whether or not to shoot down the other guy......

Leave that one with ya.....

that was totally painless

Yeah, but the Sidewinder missile won't be...

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Not sure its good morning! Been awake for ages on my bag off.

I might try to snooze late in whatever boring class, anyone got a pillow spare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Sir, but I have a note from my Mum saying I can be excused first lesson cos I have to go to Gatwick...

I have a note tooo Sir, being excused cos I am near Gatwick ??!!!??

Best clean me mirrors and make sure the IFF is working before I leave......

I know I am soooo gonna regret this but here goes ........... wots the IFF ??

Identification:Friend or Foe. It's what fighter planes have so they known whether or not to shoot down the other guy......

Leave that one with ya.....

that was totally painless

Yeah, but the Sidewinder missile won't be...

Not again !!!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Here, awake and about to trot off to work to set the fire alarms off and scare the bejesus out of the squinty little squad dies who are still hungover from Saturday night... Mmmmwwwwaaahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I'm really here I work in a school lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm turning up late.

Does that get me a detention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to be late sir. I'm just waiting in the doctors

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I need a wee can I go to the toilet please sir,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got a note from me mum to say our neighbour Mr Pavlov's dog ate my psychology homework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here Sir

Wonder if he's forgot about my punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here sir, can I go to the toilet with Johnsoda please ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here Sir

Wonder if he's forgot about my punishment

You'll know if he has his cane in his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure its good morning! Been awake for ages on my bag off.

I might try to snooze late in whatever boring class, anyone got a pillow spare?"

welcome to lay your head in my lap...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I still need a wee,,, sir please can I go,!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here Sir

Wonder if he's forgot about my punishment

You'll know if he has his cane in his hand

Girls don't get the cane

thought it was only a ruler

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Right. I'm back from sick leave which means just one thing - the library is open! All books ready for inspection please.

I've got the stamp ready and the fines book is open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here Sir

Wonder if he's forgot about my punishment

You'll know if he has his cane in his hand

Girls don't get the cane

thought it was only a ruler

or the strap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right. I'm back from sick leave which means just one thing - the library is open! All books ready for inspection please.

I've got the stamp ready and the fines book is open.

Do you have a copy of the Karma Sutra?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here Sir

Wonder if he's forgot about my punishment

You'll know if he has his cane in his hand

Girls don't get the cane

thought it was only a ruler

or the strap

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir!

phew just made it in time today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir, sorry im late, slept in, x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Mornng Sir!

Been at doctors, sorry, I'm late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry am late hear now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Sir!

Sorry i'm late - a perve had me up until nearly 5am causing a lot of leakage

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Am here now... grrr i hate mondays!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am here just.. ...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Right. I'm back from sick leave which means just one thing - the library is open! All books ready for inspection please.

I've got the stamp ready and the fines book is open.

Do you have a copy of the Karma Sutra? "

In the restricted section. I need a note from your parents/guardian before I can let you have anything from there.

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

Am here

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saying hello from hospital.. any homework i can be doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"saying hello from hospital.. any homework i can be doing?

Mine?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Morning Sir! Sorry I am late but yesterday SexyCouple said they'd tell on me to you....so I was scared to come in

Where can I sit?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I'm here Sir

Wonder if he's forgot about my punishment

I haven't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here..sorry im late..missed my bus..(honest)

any chance of detention for being really,really late.....please!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ssshhh! I'm bunking off today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on the same bus as above poster, here now sir

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

"Not sure its good morning! Been awake for ages on my bag off.

I might try to snooze late in whatever boring class, anyone got a pillow spare?

welcome to lay your head in my lap..."

Ooo why thank you. I'll try and behave while i'm dowm there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure its good morning! Been awake for ages on my bag off.

I might try to snooze late in whatever boring class, anyone got a pillow spare?

welcome to lay your head in my lap...

Ooo why thank you. I'll try and behave while i'm dowm there

don't try too hard....

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Where is that damned teacher!!! Not good enough to shout at 6/7am....its not inset day every day!!!

I want an education...is that so much to ask????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here Sir

Wonder if he's forgot about my punishment

I haven't

Come and have a go if you think your hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could not be arsed today... and no I have not got a note from my mum..

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I'm here Sir

Wonder if he's forgot about my punishment

I haven't

Come and have a go if you think your hard enough

Wanna taste of my tickle stick?? Do you???

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