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"An erect penis. Mrs TMN x" Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response. | |||
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"roll of love hearts" Nice, a romantic twist.  | |||
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"A chocolate éclair! Naughty but Nice!" Surely it would have to be a frozen chocolate eclair? It would squish in the pocket otherwise? | |||
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"Nursey, am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket!" RIP Rik  | |||
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"A Greggs sausage roll " Oooh, that'd be disappointing if it was, they taste horrible! | |||
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"A Greggs sausage roll Oooh, that'd be disappointing if it was, they taste horrible! "In your opinion … | |||
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"A packet of polos" Yes, for fresh breath afterwards. Were you a girlguide? always plan ahead. | |||
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"A Greggs sausage roll Oooh, that'd be disappointing if it was, they taste horrible!
In your opinion …"Actually it was based on a survey. Admittedly I was the only participant in this survey by Greggs and got a free sausage roll, which I decided was horrible. | |||
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"A curly-wurly. " Wrapper on or off? | |||
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"A packet of rolos...or just the last one 🥰" Probably just the last one atm, a bit chilly tonight. | |||
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"An erect penis. Mrs TMN x Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response. "Aubergine 🍆 | |||
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"A Greggs sausage roll Oooh, that'd be disappointing if it was, they taste horrible!
In your opinion …"I’m nit a fan of greggs either | |||
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"The keys to the freedom of the city " Is the city her awkward to undo lingerie? | |||
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"A Sky remote " Lol, what do you want on the box? | |||
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"An erect penis. Mrs TMN x Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response.
Aubergine 🍆 "Thank you. You are forgiven. I've unblocked you. | |||
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"A marrow "So you attire in long leg trousers. Suits you sir. | |||
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"Some pocket meat, a pepperami or maybe a pork pie. B" What is pocket meat?! | |||
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"An erect penis. Mrs TMN x Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response.
Aubergine 🍆
Thank you. You are forgiven. I've unblocked you. "Phew! Aubergine pics incoming… | |||
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"An erect penis. Mrs TMN x Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response.
Aubergine 🍆
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Phew! Aubergine pics incoming…"Erm, no I haven't gone one. Just a sausage that's been offered an anchor job on the local news. | |||
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"A sleeve of golf balls I just stole from sports direct." You've just given away you're a poor golfer and lost all your other balls. I'll play you for a pint? | |||
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"An erect penis. Mrs TMN x Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response.
Aubergine 🍆
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Phew! Aubergine pics incoming…
Erm, no I haven't gone one. Just a sausage that's been offered an anchor job on the local news. "No no, I’m sending them to you  | |||
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"An erect penis. Mrs TMN x Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response.
Aubergine 🍆
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Phew! Aubergine pics incoming…
Erm, no I haven't gone one. Just a sausage that's been offered an anchor job on the local news.
No no, I’m sending them to you "Have you sent yet. My inbox is the usual white color atm? | |||
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"A kangaroo playing a trombone." To fit a Kangaroo in your pocket would be respect. That it could also play the trombone is too far fetched to believe. | |||
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"Nah it was just my extra large phone "Do you rev a sports car at traffic lights unnecessarily too? | |||
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"A curly wurly "A rare thread faux pas. Madam, (whispers) curly wurly has already been said.  | |||
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"A kangaroo playing a trombone. To fit a Kangaroo in your pocket would be respect. That it could also play the trombone is too far fetched to believe. " I needed to explain the rhythmic twitching... | |||
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"A kangaroo playing a trombone. To fit a Kangaroo in your pocket would be respect. That it could also play the trombone is too far fetched to believe. I needed to explain the rhythmic twitching..." Ah, ok, understood..... Wouldn't said rhythmic twitching make some sound though? What sound would it make? | |||
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"A sleeve of golf balls I just stole from sports direct. You've just given away you're a poor golfer and lost all your other balls. I'll play you for a pint? " They weren’t for me, they were for my wife. I don’t play much actual golf….. | |||
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"A sleeve of golf balls I just stole from sports direct. You've just given away you're a poor golfer and lost all your other balls. I'll play you for a pint? They weren’t for me, they were for my wife. I don’t play much actual golf….." You mean to say,.... You've never spread your legs and let her practice her putting? | |||
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"A battered saveloy" Any chance of any lip added seasoning before it's toasted? | |||
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"Some pocket meat, a pepperami or maybe a pork pie. B What is pocket meat?!" Meat that you keep in your pocket, such as a pepperarmi, corned beef or pork pie. But I think corned beef might be a bit flat. B | |||
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"Maglite torch … ? " That's a very large torch. No, bad move. The lady will only be thinking why there's enough room to do so. | |||
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"KitKat Chunky. " Yeah, I guess, but if it was summer. It would be a KitKat mushy. .... Just sayin. | |||
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"A kangaroo playing a trombone. To fit a Kangaroo in your pocket would be respect. That it could also play the trombone is too far fetched to believe. I needed to explain the rhythmic twitching... Ah, ok, understood..... Wouldn't said rhythmic twitching make some sound though? What sound would it make? "Muted, obviously. | |||
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"Lol a Torch ??!! Haha " I know🙈 | |||
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"Some pocket meat, a pepperami or maybe a pork pie. B What is pocket meat?! Meat that you keep in your pocket, such as a pepperarmi, corned beef or pork pie. But I think corned beef might be a bit flat. B" So. Many. Questions. | |||
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"Maglite torch … ? That's a very large torch. No, bad move. The lady will only be thinking why there's enough room to do so. "lol. !  | |||
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"What else could be in their pocket that makes you think they're pleased to see you? "Cake | |||
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"A pony" Who's horse is that? | |||
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"A sleeve of golf balls I just stole from sports direct. You've just given away you're a poor golfer and lost all your other balls. I'll play you for a pint? They weren’t for me, they were for my wife. I don’t play much actual golf….. You mean to say,.... You've never spread your legs and let her practice her putting? "I haven’t. But she has a bit of a case of the Tyrell Hatton’s so I’d hate to think what might happen if she missed a short one. | |||
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