FabSwingers.com forum: Is that a banana in your pocket or...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What else could be in their pocket that makes you think they're pleased to see you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Sky remote

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

The Deep Dark Woods

A can of lynx

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A can of Monster

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

An erect penis.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An erect penis.

Mrs TMN x"

Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response.

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

Sol The Narion system

A roll of coins

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

roll of love hearts

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By *atinaChica54Woman
over a year ago

Marlborough

A chocolate éclair!

Naughty but Nice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"roll of love hearts"

Nice, a romantic twist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chocolate éclair!

Naughty but Nice!"

Surely it would have to be a frozen chocolate eclair? It would squish in the pocket otherwise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A carrot for Rudolf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of polos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Georgian Great Marlborough Police Officers Tipstaff Truncheon

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By *rNaughty84Man
over a year ago

Derby

Nursey, am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northwest

A Greggs sausage roll

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

A curly-wurly.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

The Deep Dark Woods

A hair brush

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

A packet of rolos...or just the last one 🥰

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nursey, am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket!"

RIP Rik

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Greggs sausage roll "

Oooh, that'd be disappointing if it was, they taste horrible!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northwest

"A Greggs sausage roll

Oooh, that'd be disappointing if it was, they taste horrible!

In your opinion …

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A packet of polos"

Yes, for fresh breath afterwards. Were you a girlguide? always plan ahead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Greggs sausage roll

Oooh, that'd be disappointing if it was, they taste horrible!

In your opinion …"

Actually it was based on a survey. Admittedly I was the only participant in this survey by Greggs and got a free sausage roll, which I decided was horrible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A curly-wurly. "

Wrapper on or off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A packet of rolos...or just the last one 🥰"

Probably just the last one atm, a bit chilly tonight.

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

The keys to the freedom of the city

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"An erect penis.

Mrs TMN x

Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response.

Aubergine 🍆

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Greggs sausage roll

Oooh, that'd be disappointing if it was, they taste horrible!

In your opinion …"

I’m nit a fan of greggs either

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

A marrow

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Some pocket meat, a pepperami or maybe a pork pie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The keys to the freedom of the city "

Is the city her awkward to undo lingerie?

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By *ony MannMan
over a year ago

South Newton

"A Sky remote "

Lol, what do you want on the box?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An erect penis.

Mrs TMN x

Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response.

Aubergine 🍆 "

Thank you. You are forgiven. I've unblocked you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A marrow

So you attire in long leg trousers. Suits you sir.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Some pocket meat, a pepperami or maybe a pork pie.

What is pocket meat?!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"An erect penis.

Mrs TMN x

Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response.

Aubergine 🍆

Thank you. You are forgiven. I've unblocked you.

Phew! Aubergine pics incoming…

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

A sleeve of golf balls I just stole from sports direct.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An erect penis.

Mrs TMN x

Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response.

Aubergine 🍆

Thank you. You are forgiven. I've unblocked you.

Phew! Aubergine pics incoming…"

Erm, no I haven't gone one. Just a sausage that's been offered an anchor job on the local news.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A sleeve of golf balls I just stole from sports direct."

You've just given away you're a poor golfer and lost all your other balls. I'll play you for a pint?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"An erect penis.

Mrs TMN x

Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response.

Aubergine 🍆

Thank you. You are forgiven. I've unblocked you.

Phew! Aubergine pics incoming…

Erm, no I haven't gone one. Just a sausage that's been offered an anchor job on the local news.

No no, I’m sending them to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An erect penis.

Mrs TMN x

Literal answers are unacceptable. This is a silly thread, please leave a suitably silly response.

Aubergine 🍆

Thank you. You are forgiven. I've unblocked you.

Phew! Aubergine pics incoming…

Erm, no I haven't gone one. Just a sausage that's been offered an anchor job on the local news.

No no, I’m sending them to you

Have you sent yet. My inbox is the usual white color atm?

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

A kangaroo playing a trombone.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A curly wurly

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Nah it was just my extra large phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A kangaroo playing a trombone."

To fit a Kangaroo in your pocket would be respect. That it could also play the trombone is too far fetched to believe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah it was just my extra large phone

Do you rev a sports car at traffic lights unnecessarily too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A curly wurly

A rare thread faux pas. Madam, (whispers) curly wurly has already been said.

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

"A kangaroo playing a trombone.

To fit a Kangaroo in your pocket would be respect. That it could also play the trombone is too far fetched to believe. "

I needed to explain the rhythmic twitching...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A kangaroo playing a trombone.

To fit a Kangaroo in your pocket would be respect. That it could also play the trombone is too far fetched to believe.

I needed to explain the rhythmic twitching..."

Ah, ok, understood..... Wouldn't said rhythmic twitching make some sound though? What sound would it make?

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"A sleeve of golf balls I just stole from sports direct.

You've just given away you're a poor golfer and lost all your other balls. I'll play you for a pint? "

They weren’t for me, they were for my wife. I don’t play much actual golf…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A sleeve of golf balls I just stole from sports direct.

You've just given away you're a poor golfer and lost all your other balls. I'll play you for a pint?

They weren’t for me, they were for my wife. I don’t play much actual golf….."

You mean to say,.... You've never spread your legs and let her practice her putting?

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

A battered saveloy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maglite torch … ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A battered saveloy"

Any chance of any lip added seasoning before it's toasted?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Some pocket meat, a pepperami or maybe a pork pie.

What is pocket meat?!"

Meat that you keep in your pocket, such as a pepperarmi, corned beef or pork pie. But I think corned beef might be a bit flat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maglite torch … ? "

That's a very large torch. No, bad move. The lady will only be thinking why there's enough room to do so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KitKat Chunky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"KitKat Chunky. "

Yeah, I guess, but if it was summer. It would be a KitKat mushy. .... Just sayin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you to all that joined in the silliness tonight. Good night.

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

"A kangaroo playing a trombone.

To fit a Kangaroo in your pocket would be respect. That it could also play the trombone is too far fetched to believe.

I needed to explain the rhythmic twitching...

Ah, ok, understood..... Wouldn't said rhythmic twitching make some sound though? What sound would it make?

Muted, obviously.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

Years ago, I was being massaged by an osteopath I’d seen many times and we were politely flirting. As he massaged my thighs (me on my tummy) I could feel that in his short pockets he had a torch, which seemed odd, and it kept brushing against me but being polite I didn’t mention it. It took me years to one day realise that wasn’t a torch 🤦‍♀️

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By *avecooper69Man
over a year ago

Benfleet

Lol a Torch ??!! Haha

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"Lol a Torch ??!! Haha "

I know🙈

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Some pocket meat, a pepperami or maybe a pork pie.

What is pocket meat?!

Meat that you keep in your pocket, such as a pepperarmi, corned beef or pork pie. But I think corned beef might be a bit flat.

So. Many. Questions.

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By *oonbath89Man
over a year ago

radstock

I’m my case ……is that a AAA battery ? Yes and when it grows it turns into a AA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maglite torch … ?

That's a very large torch. No, bad move. The lady will only be thinking why there's enough room to do so.

lol. !

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By *uteinasuitMan
over a year ago

Nearby

"What else could be in their pocket that makes you think they're pleased to see you?

Cake

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By *4rk4ndL1ghtMan
over a year ago

Bonnybridge

No, it's a plantain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pony

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By *ustAnotherMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

An arrest warrant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pringles.

Once I pop I can't stop.

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By *4rk4ndL1ghtMan
over a year ago

Bonnybridge

"A pony"

Who's horse is that?

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By *end1Man
over a year ago

southend on sea

Sorry it was only my half eaten egg mayo baguette 😂

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"A sleeve of golf balls I just stole from sports direct.

You've just given away you're a poor golfer and lost all your other balls. I'll play you for a pint?

They weren’t for me, they were for my wife. I don’t play much actual golf…..

You mean to say,.... You've never spread your legs and let her practice her putting?

I haven’t. But she has a bit of a case of the Tyrell Hatton’s so I’d hate to think what might happen if she missed a short one.

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