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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago

See alot of women bang on about size queen n big dick this fat cock that!!!!

Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys ???

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By *igad999Man
27 weeks ago

wolverhampton


"See alot of women bang on about size queen n big dick this fat cock that!!!!

Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys ???

"

Been stretched by all them huge cocks they go on about 😂

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By *hunky GentMan
27 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

If it echoes then it's big.

If not, carry on.

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By *hades Of GreyMan
27 weeks ago

North Leeds


"... Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys? "

All pussies are tight to me!

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By *eroLondonMan
27 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys ???

"

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They're all in London, dear chap. If you can find a lådy that pays her way cocktail bars would be more financially endowed. 🍸🩶

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"See alot of women bang on about size queen n big dick this fat cock that!!!!

Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys ???

Been stretched by all them huge cocks they go on about 😂"

You do know it doesn't work like that?! Otherwise a lot of us would have a pussy like a wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago

Let's see how meny women will post in here hahahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

“The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, and I said to her jeez you gotta big pussy, jeez you gotta big pussy. She said why’d you say that twice? I said I didn’t”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"See alot of women bang on about size queen n big dick this fat cock that!!!!

Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys ???

Been stretched by all them huge cocks they go on about 😂

You do know it doesn't work like that?! Otherwise a lot of us would have a pussy like a wizards sleeve"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha I was waiting for this it goes back to its normal size

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Well this is novel. Never seen this tantrum before

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
27 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane


"See alot of women bang on about size queen n big dick this fat cock that!!!!

Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys ???

"

these kind of threads do make me laugh some guys just haven’t a clue about a woman’s anatomy

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
27 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"“The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, and I said to her jeez you gotta big pussy, jeez you gotta big pussy. She said why’d you say that twice? I said I didn’t”"

I know. I heard you. I was in there playing snooker.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
27 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"See alot of women bang on about size queen n big dick this fat cock that!!!!

Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys ???

these kind of threads do make me laugh some guys just haven’t a clue about a woman’s anatomy "

A lot bunked off from biology I reckon..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"See alot of women bang on about size queen n big dick this fat cock that!!!!

Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys ???

these kind of threads do make me laugh some guys just haven’t a clue about a woman’s anatomy "

I guess iv been putting my dick in wrong my whole life please explain????

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"“The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, and I said to her jeez you gotta big pussy, jeez you gotta big pussy. She said why’d you say that twice? I said I didn’t”

I know. I heard you. I was in there playing snooker."

Pot as many balls as ya can.

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’ "

I thought it was width.

How many fingers

How many hands

Can you clap

Can you do an awkward expression from the heart at an inauguration

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"“The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, and I said to her jeez you gotta big pussy, jeez you gotta big pussy. She said why’d you say that twice? I said I didn’t”"

Pmsl

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By *r.ZeusMan
27 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

You need to experience someone with strong PC muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’

I thought it was width.

How many fingers

How many hands

Can you clap

Can you do an awkward expression from the heart at an inauguration "

Bugger, I’ll have to add some new markings to it.

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By *Silver-Man
27 weeks ago

North Wales

If you need to tie a plank to your arse you know its not gonna be tight. Just a tip

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By *vaRoseWoman
27 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Sorry OP only those of us blessed with Cavernous Clunge available today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Well this is novel. Never seen this tantrum before "

It is man get them fingers in ya if you can take more that 4 your not tight hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’

I thought it was width.

How many fingers

How many hands

Can you clap

Can you do an awkward expression from the heart at an inauguration

Bugger, I’ll have to add some new markings to it. "

Need some help with that?

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
27 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane


"See alot of women bang on about size queen n big dick this fat cock that!!!!

Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys ???

these kind of threads do make me laugh some guys just haven’t a clue about a woman’s anatomy

A lot bunked off from biology I reckon..

"

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By *vaRoseWoman
27 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’ "

Is that like when you get your oil checked?

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’

I thought it was width.

How many fingers

How many hands

Can you clap

Can you do an awkward expression from the heart at an inauguration

Bugger, I’ll have to add some new markings to it.

Need some help with that? "

Grab a sharpie

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Well this is novel. Never seen this tantrum before

It is man get them fingers in ya if you can take more that 4 your not tight hahahaha"

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’

Is that like when you get your oil checked?"

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Sorry OP only those of us blessed with Cavernous Clunge available today. "

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
27 weeks ago

Wolvo

Wonder what the world record is for the most peeni in a vag at the same time.

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By *vaRoseWoman
27 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Wonder what the world record is for the most peeni in a vag at the same time. "

Ever seen those jars of hotdogs?

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By * and R cple4Couple
27 weeks ago

swansea

This is why you should have payed more attention in school instead of sitting at the back laughing and making jokes everytime the word vagina or penis was mentioned ..

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By *enelope2UWoman
27 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Wonder what the world record is for the most peeni in a vag at the same time.

Ever seen those jars of hotdogs? "

🤣🤣🤣🌭🌭🌭🌭

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Wonder what the world record is for the most peeni in a vag at the same time.

Ever seen those jars of hotdogs? "

Oh the image. Like an octopus crawling through a whole one leg at a time 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Well this is novel. Never seen this tantrum before

It is man get them fingers in ya if you can take more that 4 your not tight hahahaha

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind."

If your loose just own it!!! And take the judgment like you give out on dicks hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Sorry you’ve been made to feel inadequate OP. Fab can be quite harsh if you have low self esteem.

Try not to focus on what you don’t have. Lots of positions can be good if you’re smaller in the trouser department. Good luck and try not to take things to heart x

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By *estructionDollyWoman
27 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
27 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"Sorry you’ve been made to feel inadequate OP. Fab can be quite harsh if you have low self esteem.

Try not to focus on what you don’t have. Lots of positions can be good if you’re smaller in the trouser department. Good luck and try not to take things to heart x"

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By *enelope2UWoman
27 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

brilliant!!!

High five because from those posts of women that rant.. must must be 10 inches, must be girthy, must like to fist etc....

I instantly think..ok Ms busted wall Bettie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"This is why you should have payed more attention in school instead of sitting at the back laughing and making jokes everytime the word vagina or penis was mentioned .. "

Please explain cause I love hearing this iv been putting my dick in baggy fanny most my life sooo ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault. "

Wide on, I like that and it's possibly going to make my dictionary 😁

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By *hunky GentMan
27 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

If someone says it reminds them of Sarlacc then it's probably big.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
27 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault. "

'wide on' pmsl 😂😂😂

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Well this is novel. Never seen this tantrum before

It is man get them fingers in ya if you can take more that 4 your not tight hahahaha

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

If your loose just own it!!! And take the judgment like you give out on dicks hahah"

If you're trying to imply I've judged penises, please point out where.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Sorry you’ve been made to feel inadequate OP. Fab can be quite harsh if you have low self esteem.

Try not to focus on what you don’t have. Lots of positions can be good if you’re smaller in the trouser department. Good luck and try not to take things to heart x"

Hahahahahahjaja behave yourself iv been putting my dick in baggy fanny's most my life not really a massive thing!!!! Just wanted to know why you cast judgement when you flapping like a barn door in a breeze

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Sorry you’ve been made to feel inadequate OP. Fab can be quite harsh if you have low self esteem.

Try not to focus on what you don’t have. Lots of positions can be good if you’re smaller in the trouser department. Good luck and try not to take things to heart x

Hahahahahahjaja behave yourself iv been putting my dick in baggy fanny's most my life not really a massive thing!!!! Just wanted to know why you cast judgement when you flapping like a barn door in a breeze "

Sorry you can only atttact women you don’t like ☹️

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By *vaRoseWoman
27 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

Wide on, I like that and it's possibly going to make my dictionary 😁"

Adding this to minge twinge and Fanny flutters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault. "

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Sorry you’ve been made to feel inadequate OP. Fab can be quite harsh if you have low self esteem.

Try not to focus on what you don’t have. Lots of positions can be good if you’re smaller in the trouser department. Good luck and try not to take things to heart x

Hahahahahahjaja behave yourself iv been putting my dick in baggy fanny's most my life not really a massive thing!!!! Just wanted to know why you cast judgement when you flapping like a barn door in a breeze "

That sounds like uterine prolapse. Do you have very niche kinks, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol"

Op if you had sex with one woman 31 times would she be flapping?

I mean not you personally as you’ve already told us you’re small in every vagina you’ve been in but like an average to large cock

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Would it be possible for a woman to measure her tightness with a Sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Sorry you’ve been made to feel inadequate OP. Fab can be quite harsh if you have low self esteem.

Try not to focus on what you don’t have. Lots of positions can be good if you’re smaller in the trouser department. Good luck and try not to take things to heart x

Hahahahahahjaja behave yourself iv been putting my dick in baggy fanny's most my life not really a massive thing!!!! Just wanted to know why you cast judgement when you flapping like a barn door in a breeze

Sorry you can only atttact women you don’t like ☹️"

I only attract flopping flaps

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
27 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

OP "how come you're such a big hit with the chicks?"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
27 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’

Is that like when you get your oil checked?"

Did somebody say dipstick?

Mrs TMN x

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Sorry you’ve been made to feel inadequate OP. Fab can be quite harsh if you have low self esteem.

Try not to focus on what you don’t have. Lots of positions can be good if you’re smaller in the trouser department. Good luck and try not to take things to heart x

Hahahahahahjaja behave yourself iv been putting my dick in baggy fanny's most my life not really a massive thing!!!! Just wanted to know why you cast judgement when you flapping like a barn door in a breeze

Sorry you can only atttact women you don’t like ☹️

I only attract flopping flaps "

🎶 Does your cunt hang low, does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow? 🎶

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’

Is that like when you get your oil checked?

Did somebody say dipstick?

Mrs TMN x"

With soon to be added girth markings to measure that gapping.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
27 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’

Is that like when you get your oil checked?

Did somebody say dipstick?

Mrs TMN x

With soon to be added girth markings to measure that gapping. "

The 2025 upgrade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"OP "how come you're such a big hit with the chicks?""

What can I say I'm not scared too say what I think

And I love watching women judge men on dick size soo as you mention fanny sizee and they loose their heads like the ones already in here hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’

Is that like when you get your oil checked?

Did somebody say dipstick?

Mrs TMN x

With soon to be added girth markings to measure that gapping.

The 2025 upgrade "

Patents pending.

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"OP "how come you're such a big hit with the chicks?"

What can I say I'm not scared too say what I think

And I love watching women judge men on dick size soo as you mention fanny sizee and they loose their heads like the ones already in here hahaha"

I think you mistaking losing our heads with mild amusement.

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By *vaRoseWoman
27 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"OP "how come you're such a big hit with the chicks?"

What can I say I'm not scared too say what I think

And I love watching women judge men on dick size soo as you mention fanny sizee and they loose their heads like the ones already in here hahaha"

I’ll be honest OP, I’ve never seen a dick size thread that outwardly aims at insulting those who don’t fit the OP’s preferences. That seems to be uniquely your forte

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By *r TriomanMan
27 weeks ago

Malmesbury

When it comes to looking at large vaginas, I quite often get tunnel vision

Being serious though, what woman measures their vagina?

I'm guessing that a woman would know what feels comfortable and what size she is able to "accommodate".

Anyway, isn't size a visual thing, like a large penis or big boobs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Op if you had sex with one woman 31 times would she be flapping?

I mean not you personally as you’ve already told us you’re small in every vagina you’ve been in but like an average to large cock "

See you are the women I fucking know was gunna pop up hahahha

See as you wanna start mentioning my dick size are we mentioning how bad you sweat on a average day

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By *vaRoseWoman
27 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’

Is that like when you get your oil checked?

Did somebody say dipstick?

Mrs TMN x

With soon to be added girth markings to measure that gapping.

The 2025 upgrade

Patents pending."

Draw the markings on with lipstick…. They’re loose if it doesn’t smudge

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Step right up ladies. Test ya fanny on my ‘depth gauge’

Is that like when you get your oil checked?

Did somebody say dipstick?

Mrs TMN x

With soon to be added girth markings to measure that gapping.

The 2025 upgrade

Patents pending.

Draw the markings on with lipstick…. They’re loose if it doesn’t smudge "

Different colour rings at different thicknesses. Genius

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"OP "how come you're such a big hit with the chicks?"

What can I say I'm not scared too say what I think

And I love watching women judge men on dick size soo as you mention fanny sizee and they loose their heads like the ones already in here hahaha

I’ll be honest OP, I’ve never seen a dick size thread that outwardly aims at insulting those who don’t fit the OP’s preferences. That seems to be uniquely your forte"

I think I might have seen people use "small penis" as a weapon like the OP is using uterine prolapse, but... I've been here years, and only once or twice.

The "baggy fanny" version of "I know you are but what am I" is spectacularly common.

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By *aven3Man
27 weeks ago

Stoford


"... Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys?

All pussies are tight to me! "

Ok,big boy 😉

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Step right up, boys. I can get all your sieg heils in here at once!

It's a clown car in here!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
27 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol"

Wow sorry for making friends who want to say nice things about me, must be such a foreign concept for you.

I'm more than happy the state of my vagina but, thanks for thinking about it

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By *att1990xxxMan
27 weeks ago

Plymouth

Who doesn't luv a gaping hole

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Wow sorry for making friends who want to say nice things about me, must be such a foreign concept for you.

I'm more than happy the state of my vagina but, thanks for thinking about it "

I've got 131 verifications.

I can drive a lorry through mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Wow sorry for making friends who want to say nice things about me, must be such a foreign concept for you.

I'm more than happy the state of my vagina but, thanks for thinking about it "

If you got to suck them off it don't count

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Wow sorry for making friends who want to say nice things about me, must be such a foreign concept for you.

I'm more than happy the state of my vagina but, thanks for thinking about it

I've got 131 verifications.

I can drive a lorry through mine "

Now that’s an HGV

Heavily gapped vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Wow sorry for making friends who want to say nice things about me, must be such a foreign concept for you.

I'm more than happy the state of my vagina but, thanks for thinking about it

I've got 131 verifications.

I can drive a lorry through mine "

Your profiles hidden shhhhhh lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Wow sorry for making friends who want to say nice things about me, must be such a foreign concept for you.

I'm more than happy the state of my vagina but, thanks for thinking about it

I've got 131 verifications.

I can drive a lorry through mine

Your profiles hidden shhhhhh lol"

No it's not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"... Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys?

All pussies are tight to me! "

I'm happy you can still get a hard on hahahah

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By *ad NannaWoman
27 weeks ago

East London

Not here.

I can probably grips you up a little bit, as I do my pelvic floor exercises.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
27 weeks ago

Reading

Feel free to add that to your profile then report back how successful it was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Wow sorry for making friends who want to say nice things about me, must be such a foreign concept for you.

I'm more than happy the state of my vagina but, thanks for thinking about it

I've got 131 verifications.

I can drive a lorry through mine

Your profiles hidden shhhhhh lol

No it's not."

Hahahaha oh blocked me not your type I'm hoping some others here do the same lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"... Sooo was wondering where the frig are all the tight pussys?

All pussies are tight to me!

I'm happy you can still get a hard on hahahah"

I'm not sure this is the confessional.

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
27 weeks ago

Midlands


"Would it be possible for a woman to measure her tightness with a Sky remote?"

Hang on I will let you know later 🤣

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Feel free to add that to your profile then report back how successful it was. "

I'm not trying to make fab a success lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Not here.

I can probably grips you up a little bit, as I do my pelvic floor exercises.

"

Can I watch answer cheer you on 😁

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By *exagon9Man
27 weeks ago

Bristol

Well, plenty of evidence of some massive c*nts on this thread…

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By *ildTimes.Man
27 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Size Queen = Bucket Fanny....easy OP!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
27 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Wow sorry for making friends who want to say nice things about me, must be such a foreign concept for you.

I'm more than happy the state of my vagina but, thanks for thinking about it

If you got to suck them off it don't count "

Not sure why you're trying to have a dig at me/slut shame me when you sent me a message a month ago telling me I'm "fire" but okay 😅 those verifications didn't seem to bother you then

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"OP "how come you're such a big hit with the chicks?"

What can I say I'm not scared too say what I think

And I love watching women judge men on dick size soo as you mention fanny sizee and they loose their heads like the ones already in here hahaha

I’ll be honest OP, I’ve never seen a dick size thread that outwardly aims at insulting those who don’t fit the OP’s preferences. That seems to be uniquely your forte

I think I might have seen people use "small penis" as a weapon like the OP is using uterine prolapse, but... I've been here years, and only once or twice.

The "baggy fanny" version of "I know you are but what am I" is spectacularly common."

I think your missing the point lol I dint post this cause women use small dick energy hahahah i posted this cause I wanted to know where all the tight women are!!!

Sooo your meny years you've been here get a refund lol

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Wow sorry for making friends who want to say nice things about me, must be such a foreign concept for you.

I'm more than happy the state of my vagina but, thanks for thinking about it

If you got to suck them off it don't count

Not sure why you're trying to have a dig at me/slut shame me when you sent me a message a month ago telling me I'm "fire" but okay 😅 those verifications didn't seem to bother you then "

Savage!

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"OP "how come you're such a big hit with the chicks?"

What can I say I'm not scared too say what I think

And I love watching women judge men on dick size soo as you mention fanny sizee and they loose their heads like the ones already in here hahaha

I’ll be honest OP, I’ve never seen a dick size thread that outwardly aims at insulting those who don’t fit the OP’s preferences. That seems to be uniquely your forte

I think I might have seen people use "small penis" as a weapon like the OP is using uterine prolapse, but... I've been here years, and only once or twice.

The "baggy fanny" version of "I know you are but what am I" is spectacularly common.

I think your missing the point lol I dint post this cause women use small dick energy hahahah i posted this cause I wanted to know where all the tight women are!!!

Sooo your meny years you've been here get a refund lol"

I mean, it's an attempt at an approach. Everyone's got to learn, I guess.

🍿🍿

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"This is why you should have payed more attention in school instead of sitting at the back laughing and making jokes everytime the word vagina or penis was mentioned ..

Please explain cause I love hearing this iv been putting my dick in baggy fanny most my life sooo ??????"

I’d say this may be a you issue rather than a them issue.

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By *ad NannaWoman
27 weeks ago

East London


"Not here.

I can probably grips you up a little bit, as I do my pelvic floor exercises.

Can I watch answer cheer you on 😁"

It's not very exciting to watch. You'll just see my face like this 🥴

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Not here.

I can probably grips you up a little bit, as I do my pelvic floor exercises.

Can I watch answer cheer you on 😁

It's not very exciting to watch. You'll just see my face like this 🥴"

At least when blokes do pelvic floor exercises, you can see it from the outside. Lucky bastards

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By *ad NannaWoman
27 weeks ago

East London


"Size Queen = Bucket Fanny....easy OP! "

Well then, I must have a tight one. Who knew

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Wow sorry for making friends who want to say nice things about me, must be such a foreign concept for you.

I'm more than happy the state of my vagina but, thanks for thinking about it

If you got to suck them off it don't count

Not sure why you're trying to have a dig at me/slut shame me when you sent me a message a month ago telling me I'm "fire" but okay 😅 those verifications didn't seem to bother you then "

Not sure why you're jumped on here with your shit comment trying to be funny soo I give a shit comment back and now your shit your pants and don't like that I said what I did hahahahah

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By *ad NannaWoman
27 weeks ago

East London


"Not here.

I can probably grips you up a little bit, as I do my pelvic floor exercises.

Can I watch answer cheer you on 😁

It's not very exciting to watch. You'll just see my face like this 🥴

At least when blokes do pelvic floor exercises, you can see it from the outside. Lucky bastards"

That never fails to make me laugh.

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Not here.

I can probably grips you up a little bit, as I do my pelvic floor exercises.

Can I watch answer cheer you on 😁

It's not very exciting to watch. You'll just see my face like this 🥴

At least when blokes do pelvic floor exercises, you can see it from the outside. Lucky bastards

That never fails to make me laugh."

Same 😂

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By *vaRoseWoman
27 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Not here.

I can probably grips you up a little bit, as I do my pelvic floor exercises.

Can I watch answer cheer you on 😁

It's not very exciting to watch. You'll just see my face like this 🥴

At least when blokes do pelvic floor exercises, you can see it from the outside. Lucky bastards

That never fails to make me laugh.

Same 😂"

Yep could watch that all day if I’m honest. Top entertainment

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By *estructionDollyWoman
27 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Wow sorry for making friends who want to say nice things about me, must be such a foreign concept for you.

I'm more than happy the state of my vagina but, thanks for thinking about it

If you got to suck them off it don't count

Not sure why you're trying to have a dig at me/slut shame me when you sent me a message a month ago telling me I'm "fire" but okay 😅 those verifications didn't seem to bother you then

Not sure why you're jumped on here with your shit comment trying to be funny soo I give a shit comment back and now your shit your pants and don't like that I said what I did hahahahah"

I can assure you, my pants are completely shit free 😄 I'm utterly bemused by this whole thread if I am honest. You clearly posted the thread to prompt engagement, clearly you're bored and lacking entertainment. If you'd didn't want me to come along and post a "shit" comment then why did you post it? 🤔

You think you're getting a rise out of these women and we are all enjoying it a great deal. You keep amusing yourself 👍

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Wow sorry for making friends who want to say nice things about me, must be such a foreign concept for you.

I'm more than happy the state of my vagina but, thanks for thinking about it

If you got to suck them off it don't count

Not sure why you're trying to have a dig at me/slut shame me when you sent me a message a month ago telling me I'm "fire" but okay 😅 those verifications didn't seem to bother you then

Not sure why you're jumped on here with your shit comment trying to be funny soo I give a shit comment back and now your shit your pants and don't like that I said what I did hahahahah

I can assure you, my pants are completely shit free 😄 I'm utterly bemused by this whole thread if I am honest. You clearly posted the thread to prompt engagement, clearly you're bored and lacking entertainment. If you'd didn't want me to come along and post a "shit" comment then why did you post it? 🤔

You think you're getting a rise out of these women and we are all enjoying it a great deal. You keep amusing yourself 👍"

Hahahahahhahahahahah why do people like you even bother i made a posted you jumped on it with your shit comment I give you one back now we evens

No1 gives a fuck about women on here you mad head!!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

31 verifications we know your flapping lol

Op if you had sex with one woman 31 times would she be flapping?

I mean not you personally as you’ve already told us you’re small in every vagina you’ve been in but like an average to large cock

See you are the women I fucking know was gunna pop up hahahha

See as you wanna start mentioning my dick size are we mentioning how bad you sweat on a average day "

Yes. With the many many many dick sized threads I’ve ever commented on expressing interest. The classic fat jokes are toothless coming from someone whoa biggest personality trait is rejected

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"

Hahahahahhahahahahah why do people like you even bother i made a posted you jumped on it with your shit comment I give you one back now we evens

No1 gives a fuck about women on here you mad head!!!!! Lol"

Methinks the man doth protest too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"

No1 gives a fuck about women on here you mad head!!!!! Lol"

The people who can get one do

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"

No1 gives a fuck about women on here you mad head!!!!! Lol

The people who can get one do "

Hahahahahahahahha

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming? "

Toys, pram. You know, the usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming? "

No point knocking when nobody there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming? "

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???"

And this, children, is why we should stay in school.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No point knocking when nobody there. "

I'm lost in these gapping holes and theys a fucking load of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???

And this, children, is why we should stay in school."

Fuck me are we shagging or what your on my post more than me

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By *izequeenCouple
27 weeks ago

Solihull

genuine size queen here

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
27 weeks ago

Reading


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???"

I got a baby out of mine. It goes back.

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???

And this, children, is why we should stay in school.

Fuck me are we shagging or what your on my post more than me "

No, amusement doesn't require the exchange of bodily fluids.

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By *ad NannaWoman
27 weeks ago

East London


"You need to experience someone with strong PC muscles "

According to my gynaecologist I'm a 3/4, which is moderate.

We were both shocked at that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???

I got a baby out of mine. It goes back."

I love how women will judge a man but sooo as you judge a women they will be help to pay hahahaha

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???"

I'll see if I can give it a go.

Remember the last time you took a monster dump? How your hole opened up, and never closed again?

How you now just dribble shit down your leg all day?

That's exactly the same as pussies staying stretched.

(If this is a problem you face, you should see a doctor about that )

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???"

Sure. When a woman is comfortable and aroused her muscles relax and the vagina produces a lubricant that makes it easier to insert your penis.

After sex everything dries up and the muscles go back to their original state.

Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???

And this, children, is why we should stay in school.

Fuck me are we shagging or what your on my post more than me

No, amusement doesn't require the exchange of bodily fluids."

Anyway where's this lesson on fanny baggy-ness???? Been a few women here talking about a lesson

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???

And this, children, is why we should stay in school.

Fuck me are we shagging or what your on my post more than me

No, amusement doesn't require the exchange of bodily fluids.

Anyway where's this lesson on fanny baggy-ness???? Been a few women here talking about a lesson "

See above. After you call your GP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???

Sure. When a woman is comfortable and aroused her muscles relax and the vagina produces a lubricant that makes it easier to insert your penis.

After sex everything dries up and the muscles go back to their original state.

Hope this helps. "

You a couple ask your partner!!!! And tell him not to lie!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???

Sure. When a woman is comfortable and aroused her muscles relax and the vagina produces a lubricant that makes it easier to insert your penis.

After sex everything dries up and the muscles go back to their original state.

Hope this helps.

You a couple ask your partner!!!! And tell him not to lie!!!!"

Are you saying a woman can't know how her own body works?

Oh honey. Oh honey no

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???

Sure. When a woman is comfortable and aroused her muscles relax and the vagina produces a lubricant that makes it easier to insert your penis.

After sex everything dries up and the muscles go back to their original state.

Hope this helps.

You a couple ask your partner!!!! And tell him not to lie!!!!"

My husband can uses his big boy brain and thinks logically. I don’t need him to tell me anything.

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By *ad NannaWoman
27 weeks ago

East London

I'm now wondering if men think a tight pussy doesn't stretch at all.

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
27 weeks ago

Wolvo


"Wonder what the world record is for the most peeni in a vag at the same time.

Ever seen those jars of hotdogs?

Oh the image. Like an octopus crawling through a whole one leg at a time 😂"

😂 logistically i think 3. I was thinking 4 but there’d be too many legs and bums in the way.

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wonder what the world record is for the most peeni in a vag at the same time.

Ever seen those jars of hotdogs?

Oh the image. Like an octopus crawling through a whole one leg at a time 😂

😂 logistically i think 3. I was thinking 4 but there’d be too many legs and bums in the way. "

I'm now imagining multiple tentacle dildos coming out of a pussy, and I'd like to unsee this please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"This is why you should have payed more attention in school instead of sitting at the back laughing and making jokes everytime the word vagina or penis was mentioned ..

Please explain cause I love hearing this iv been putting my dick in baggy fanny most my life sooo ??????

I’d say this may be a you issue rather than a them issue."

Ok you another one lol

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By *eroLondonMan
27 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I'm now wondering if men think a tight pussy doesn't stretch at all."

·

Sometimes it does: Willy Idøl bought me a drink once at the MLS. Bless him. 🍸

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Has someone given him a lesson on the female anatomy yet or is he still too busy slut shaming?

No I'm been waiting all my life for this !!!

I hope your here too explain how you can stretch a pussy then it can de-stretch ???

Sure. When a woman is comfortable and aroused her muscles relax and the vagina produces a lubricant that makes it easier to insert your penis.

After sex everything dries up and the muscles go back to their original state.

Hope this helps.

You a couple ask your partner!!!! And tell him not to lie!!!!

My husband can uses his big boy brain and thinks logically. I don’t need him to tell me anything. "

Hahahahah stop thinking like a women and ask the man!!! Seems what he says!!! Hahahah I bet you'll be shocked hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"I'm now wondering if men think a tight pussy doesn't stretch at all.

·

Sometimes it does: Willy Idøl bought me a drink once at the MLS. Bless him. 🍸"

You sir……have won the internet today. 🏆

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By *rs Twisted1Woman
27 weeks ago

neath

If your problem is that you've been dipping yourself in to baggy fannies as you say then to ME and many other woman see that as a YOU problem

Your cock is obviously too small for them

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By *r CuddleMan
27 weeks ago

Oxford

I.met a woman once.im not saying her pussey was large. But I'm not massive myself. But I had to scrap a ankle across my arse to stop me falling in.....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
27 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"I.met a woman once.im not saying her pussey was large. But I'm not massive myself. But I had to scrap a ankle across my arse to stop me falling in....."

You need to work on your delivery fella..

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By *ornycougaWoman
27 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Their owners are too busy eye rolling and being a little bit sick in their mouths at this type of post 🙄🤮

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By *oodmessMan
27 weeks ago

yumsville

Is this the right thread to comment on tight pussy's then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"If your problem is that you've been dipping yourself in to baggy fannies as you say then to ME and many other woman see that as a YOU problem

Your cock is obviously too small for them "

9 and half inch 10 on a good day hahahahaha behave yourself man iv been shagging women all my life ino what a baggy fanny hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Is this the right thread to comment on tight pussy's then "

Yeah you in the right place someone was just gunna give us a lesson on it!!!!

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By *rs Twisted1Woman
27 weeks ago

neath


"If your problem is that you've been dipping yourself in to baggy fannies as you say then to ME and many other woman see that as a YOU problem

Your cock is obviously too small for them

9 and half inch 10 on a good day hahahahaha behave yourself man iv been shagging women all my life ino what a baggy fanny hahahaha

Well you may have been shagging all your life but you most certainly have NOOO idea about the bits your shagging

"

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27 weeks ago


"Their owners are too busy eye rolling and being a little bit sick in their mouths at this type of post 🙄🤮"

Why!!!

Guess you cool with women saying where the big dicks at!!!

A man asks where the tight pussys at and you all don't like it hahahah

You a single strong women that needs no man just fab???? Lol

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By *ilverjagMan
27 weeks ago

swansea

Well fab, and this thread in particular has just put mr in mind of Elon Musk's quote the other day.

"Success is uncertain, but entertainment is always guaranteed"

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

After all that excitement, I need a shag,

FAF?

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Their owners are too busy eye rolling and being a little bit sick in their mouths at this type of post 🙄🤮

Why!!!

Guess you cool with women saying where the big dicks at!!!

A man asks where the tight pussys at and you all don't like it hahahah

You a single strong women that needs no man just fab???? Lol

"

First rule of holes, buddy.

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By *olinOfBathMan
27 weeks ago

Corsham


"Clearly you just make them so wet and aroused they get a massive "wide on" and turn into a sink hole ready to devour you whole. You need to stop being so hot, sexy and attractive. It's not the women's fault.

Wide on, I like that and it's possibly going to make my dictionary 😁

Adding this to minge twinge and Fanny flutters "

All these naughty words are giving my tongue a soft on...

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By *oodmessMan
27 weeks ago

yumsville


"After all that excitement, I need a shag,

FAF? "

Pizza and a shag would be ok for me

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By *ea monkeyMan
27 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I love the sound of someone committing fabicide.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Their owners are too busy eye rolling and being a little bit sick in their mouths at this type of post 🙄🤮

Why!!!

Guess you cool with women saying where the big dicks at!!!

A man asks where the tight pussys at and you all don't like it hahahah

You a single strong women that needs no man just fab???? Lol

First rule of holes, buddy."

These are not the rules!!!

Rules of holes!!!

Lie to get what you want

Build her up and she'll give you everything

Tell her you love her and she's look after you

And fuck her and leave!!!! Lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Their owners are too busy eye rolling and being a little bit sick in their mouths at this type of post 🙄🤮

Why!!!

Guess you cool with women saying where the big dicks at!!!

A man asks where the tight pussys at and you all don't like it hahahah

You a single strong women that needs no man just fab???? Lol

First rule of holes, buddy.

These are not the rules!!!

Rules of holes!!!

Lie to get what you want

Build her up and she'll give you everything

Tell her you love her and she's look after you

And fuck her and leave!!!! Lol

"

I meant stop digging, but you seem to want to find the wrong way to Australia.

I'm sure Sydney uni are taking notes.

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By *atinaChica54Woman
27 weeks ago

Marlborough

Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?"

Is a one man stand against massive minges

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?"

We trying to find pussys that have not been fully used hahaha do you know any???

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By *vaRoseWoman
27 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?"

Adding flopping flapping flangita to my vocabulary

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By *ayfantasiserMan
27 weeks ago

Nottm/Derby

I’ve been on Fab a long time and this is the first time I’ve seen a Predator quote, very nice 👌🏼😂

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By *ea monkeyMan
27 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

OP, aren’t you a little old to be an Incel?

If you hate women so much, why don’t you try cock? Having a smaller cock is supposed to be great for anal sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?

Is a one man stand against massive minges"

Yeahhh we don't like fat ones too hahahaha

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
27 weeks ago

Wolvo


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?"

OP wants to know where all the tight fannied lasses are.

Surely tightness and looseness are all relative. No one seems to be giving any calibrated measuring parameters.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
27 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?

We trying to find pussys that have not been fully used hahaha do you know any???"

I'm sorting of guessing that you've only added to that in relation to yourself that is, with this thread..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"OP, aren’t you a little old to be an Incel?

If you hate women so much, why don’t you try cock? Having a smaller cock is supposed to be great for anal sex"

Hahahahahha what are you going on about you plant pot!!!!!

No1 hates women i love my wife like crazzy!!!!!

Iv seen loads of post of women in about hung guys soo I was bored at work soo made a tight fanny one and this happend hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Firstly I thought it was fangita not flangita.

Secondly there have been post by women looking for big dicks.

So a man asking for tight pussy is a similar thing.

Thirdly, I'm not agreeing with anything else that has been said.

Fourthly is fourthly a word?

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?

Is a one man stand against massive minges

Yeahhh we don't like fat ones too hahahaha"

I'm guessing this is what someone with a deathwish looks like.

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?

OP wants to know where all the tight fannied lasses are.

Surely tightness and looseness are all relative. No one seems to be giving any calibrated measuring parameters. "

The descriptions do sound like uterine prolapse, though. It's a bit concerning.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

This thread is golden

OP, enjoy all the women knocking at your inbox off the back of this post. Oh, wait..

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By *ea monkeyMan
27 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?

OP wants to know where all the tight fannied lasses are.

Surely tightness and looseness are all relative. No one seems to be giving any calibrated measuring parameters. "

I once floated the idea of measuring a vagina’s mass using sand. People didn’t like that

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This thread is golden

OP, enjoy all the women knocking at your inbox off the back of this post. Oh, wait.."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"Firstly I thought it was fangita not flangita.

Secondly there have been post by women looking for big dicks.

So a man asking for tight pussy is a similar thing.

Thirdly, I'm not agreeing with anything else that has been said.

Fourthly is fourthly a word?"

Finally!!!! Someone who understands!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?

OP wants to know where all the tight fannied lasses are.

Surely tightness and looseness are all relative. No one seems to be giving any calibrated measuring parameters.

I once floated the idea of measuring a vagina’s mass using sand. People didn’t like that"

That sounds uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"This thread is golden

OP, enjoy all the women knocking at your inbox off the back of this post. Oh, wait.."

I'm married you hahahah

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By *oodmessMan
27 weeks ago

yumsville


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?

OP wants to know where all the tight fannied lasses are.

Surely tightness and looseness are all relative. No one seems to be giving any calibrated measuring parameters.

I once floated the idea of measuring a vagina’s mass using sand. People didn’t like that"

Like an egg timer?

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Firstly I thought it was fangita not flangita.

Secondly there have been post by women looking for big dicks.

So a man asking for tight pussy is a similar thing.

Thirdly, I'm not agreeing with anything else that has been said.

Fourthly is fourthly a word?

Finally!!!! Someone who understands!!!!"

I understand the size thing, the language and how you have expressed yourself, thats a different matter.

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By *oodmessMan
27 weeks ago

yumsville

Sorry shouldn't have commented.

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?

OP wants to know where all the tight fannied lasses are.

Surely tightness and looseness are all relative. No one seems to be giving any calibrated measuring parameters.

I once floated the idea of measuring a vagina’s mass using sand. People didn’t like that

Like an egg timer?"

I don't mind measuring. Sand... No. That sounds painful.

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
27 weeks ago

Wolvo


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?

OP wants to know where all the tight fannied lasses are.

Surely tightness and looseness are all relative. No one seems to be giving any calibrated measuring parameters.

I once floated the idea of measuring a vagina’s mass using sand. People didn’t like that"

Probiotic sand that maintains the delicate pH balance of the fagine yes ✅ dirty sand off the beach no ❌

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By *olinOfBathMan
27 weeks ago

Corsham

Very little is as sad as seeing someone in hysterics who fails to realise that everyone is laughing at him, not with him.

I'd better go, before I'm barred for pondering upon whether a particular inky tyke has a PhD...

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By *naswingdressWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?

OP wants to know where all the tight fannied lasses are.

Surely tightness and looseness are all relative. No one seems to be giving any calibrated measuring parameters.

I once floated the idea of measuring a vagina’s mass using sand. People didn’t like that

Probiotic sand that maintains the delicate pH balance of the fagine yes ✅ dirty sand off the beach no ❌"

Save the dirty for people with over a certain number of verifications, because every verification does your elasticity damage?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
27 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"Hold your Horses!!

What in the Flopping Flapping Flangitas is going on 'ere then??!!?

OP wants to know where all the tight fannied lasses are.

Surely tightness and looseness are all relative. No one seems to be giving any calibrated measuring parameters.

I once floated the idea of measuring a vagina’s mass using sand. People didn’t like that

Probiotic sand that maintains the delicate pH balance of the fagine yes ✅ dirty sand off the beach no ❌"

And with that I think this is dune..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"This thread is golden

OP, enjoy all the women knocking at your inbox off the back of this post. Oh, wait.."

I'm married hahahahah fab is a laugh I love how much people get rattles hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

When is Pt2 coming out?

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