FabSwingers.com forum: State your age and something you can't do...

By *atman_and_PoisonIvy OP Couple
2 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

I'm 41 and I can't pick up a 'clicky' biro without clicking it several times before using it

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

52. Can't ride a bike

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *r TriomanMan
2 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"52. Can't ride a bike

What???? Of course you can, it's as easy as....

I'm 63 and there's loads that I can't do, most notably, single although, I love to "single" a lot.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ickedtiesCouple
2 weeks ago

limerick

36 and cant swim 🫣

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tandardIssueNerdMan
2 weeks ago

Telford

26 and can't swim 😅

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

39 and can't walk

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *r TriomanMan
2 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

[Removed by poster at 18/01/25 10:21:07]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *r TriomanMan
2 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"52. Can't ride a bike

What???? Of course you can, it's as easy as....

I'm 63 and there's loads that I can't do, most notably, single although, I love to "single" a lot."

#... Love to "sing" a lot

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

I'm 63 and can't drive

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *mmaleiaWoman
2 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I’m 51 & I’ve been able to do a cartwheel

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *anilla switchWoman
2 weeks ago

Hampshire

51 and can’t cope with hangover’s

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

Nearly 60 Now

Need glasses for reading

I know it’s not much but I love reading books as you get older

Bones creak especially at 04.30 in the morning

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ammylongMan
2 weeks ago

derby

25 can’t resist a milf

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Nearly 60 Now

Need glasses for reading

I know it’s not much but I love reading books as you get older

Bones creak especially at 04.30 in the morning

I feel your pain

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ot so needyMan
2 weeks ago

Galway

47 and can't enjoy a wank.

It does nothing for me

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *moothdickMan
2 weeks ago

stoke

60. I can’t get a shinny kitchen work service

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *erry bull1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

67 . And can’t meet a lot of people on here due to age

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *opman121Man
2 weeks ago

stoke on trent

Age 61 and can not run like forest gum

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *emma200Woman
2 weeks ago

Warwickshire

"25 can’t resist a milf "

😂😂

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ack688Man
2 weeks ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

61, and I can’t play the piano, but it’s on the list, there’s still time hopefully

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *emma200Woman
2 weeks ago

Warwickshire

42 and still can’t make Yorkshire puddings 🙄

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *eeg71Man
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

I'm 53 and can't swim

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

44 can't read a map

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ittleRed18Woman
2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I'm 33 and can't swim 🫣

Glad to see others the same as me!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I'm 54 and can't state my age properly on Fab.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rmrsApriliaCouple
2 weeks ago

sheffield

Where 42 / 46 and can’t flirt to save our life’s

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm 68 and I can't screw the lid back on jars first time

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ymClassDropoutMan
2 weeks ago

Berkshire

53.5 and I absolutely cannot wait for summer !!!!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *weet and SpiceCouple
2 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

51 and can't leave the house without checking that I've locked the door a gazillion times!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

44 and can't sew on a button.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ussexualMan
2 weeks ago

Brighton

I'm 55 and I can't stop working anytime soon

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *mudge354Man
2 weeks ago

Mid Sussex

44 and can not whistle

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ryingNew55Woman
2 weeks ago

Newhey

56 I can’t do a cartwheel

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tongue_4_bbwsMan
2 weeks ago

Bewdley

49 and can't play a musical instrument, I wasn't even allowed to play the triangle at school!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *YDB75Man
2 weeks ago

East Yorkie

49 and cant move without creaking and groaning

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

could never do a one armed press up... as for now got a job get out of the bloody chair

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *atman_and_PoisonIvy OP Couple
2 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

P is 33 and can't get a USB lead in the plug the right way up, first time

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

East Sussex

"51 and can't leave the house without checking that I've locked the door a gazillion times!"

Oh god! Join the club.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

41 and can't wait for tonight.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ayTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

69 and can't swim

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ustus5555Woman
2 weeks ago

Mansfield

42. & just can't get enough.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"44 and can't sew on a button."

I can teach you, YOLO

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *adger BrocMan
2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

69 and I can't change my age.

Everything else I can achieve without difficulty.

🌀

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rAitchMan
2 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

61 and can't play the guitar - even though I own three of them!

I also can't play the trumpet, and I have one of those, too

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ensualtongue2023Man
2 weeks ago

furnace

50s and can’t sing or eat vegetables

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rX2024123Man
2 weeks ago

Rotherfield

"I'm 41 and I can't pick up a 'clicky' biro without clicking it several times before using it"

Lol, for me it's BBQ tongs - if I clack them together at least twice before I can use them

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

Think my memory has gone

Lost fecking car keys

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *eavenscentitCouple
2 weeks ago

barnstaple

Nearly 60 and despite many tries cannot speak Spainish. Ms

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *litlicker77Man
2 weeks ago

dirty old town

46 and still can’t master the ukulele

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *apinMan
2 weeks ago

London

Im 47 and I can't beat a tortoise in a race

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *lumPuddingCouple
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

34 and cant be honest about my age!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

64 and still cant do the splits

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tagge_fyxeCouple
2 weeks ago

yorkshire

46 and I can’t wink.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *andynecklaceWoman
2 weeks ago

Someplace

23 and can't drive

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oubleSwingCouple
2 weeks ago

N. Wales

I'm 37 this month, and I've never been able to whistle.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m 39 and 36 quarters and I can’t admit I’m 48.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *2000ManMan
2 weeks ago

Worthing

"51 and can't leave the house without checking that I've locked the door a gazillion times!"

Don't forget the windows in warmer weather!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uddsguy555Man
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

36 and playing with myself

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ature male OldhamMan
2 weeks ago

Oldham

I'm 65 and I can't resist a hot gilf

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *weet and SpiceCouple
2 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"51 and can't leave the house without checking that I've locked the door a gazillion times!

Don't forget the windows in warmer weather!"

Now that's going to take me even longer to leave 😱

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *eparated_galWoman
2 weeks ago

Salford

38 and can't go in the house until I've pressed the lock doors button on my car keys about 5 times

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *obajxMan
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

60 sumfin an carnt spel

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *imale46ukMan
2 weeks ago

chesterfield derbyshire

iam 55 cannot stop wanking

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *.nottsbloke..Man
2 weeks ago

the vale

56 can't stand up without groaning

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *anchez821Man
2 weeks ago

Warwick

46, I can't pronounce cutlery

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *orny PTMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

54 and can't write neatly.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ixie888Woman
2 weeks ago

Newcastle under Lyme

I'm 53 and can't do DIY

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *acd03Man
2 weeks ago

Naughtyville

I'm 40 and I can't believe it ain't butter

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
2 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"I'm 63 and can't drive

Do you mean you don’t have a license or is it that you just can’t drive

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ergus1622Man
2 weeks ago

Dundee

40 and I can't fly

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *cnugatugMan
2 weeks ago

Chatham

I'm 37 and I proudly announce that I can not actually whistle

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

36 and still can't get a meet off here lol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oughmanMan
2 weeks ago

Sunderland

42 and can't dance worth a damn.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *imale46ukMan
2 weeks ago

chesterfield derbyshire

iam 55 cannot stop wanking over my x wifes pictures of her being fucked i was a cuckold husband for 12 yrs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ayleigh1111Woman
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

44 and can't whistle 😅

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

I'm 50 and I can't change a tyre 😳

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ooking4fun69XXXMan
2 weeks ago

Limerick

im 28 and cant get messaged by a woman first on this site 😂

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

South Wales

I’m 50 and I can’t sew.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ebauchayMan
2 weeks ago

swindon south

54. Can't sit down at the end of the day without letting out a big sigh..

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *H-XXIIIMan
2 weeks ago

Gander

Can't hold my breathe for 2 minutes.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *cnugatugMan
2 weeks ago

Chatham

"44 and can't whistle 😅"

Glad to know I'm not the only one

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tsJustKateWoman
2 weeks ago

London

67 can't drive

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *verageman81Man
2 weeks ago

lerwick

43 and can't make a correct decision in life

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *nya NeesWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum

I am 47 and I can't adult

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *urves and MischiefWoman
2 weeks ago

Northerner

"I'm 37 this month, and I've never been able to whistle."

48 and still can’t whistle

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tephanie 9090TV/TS
2 weeks ago

BISHOP

70 and can't get a meet...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

55 and i cant do a hotty on fab

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uck-RogersMan
2 weeks ago

Oakhill

"Im 47 and I can't beat a tortoise in a race"
If superman had a cock that big. He would not be able to fly.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *obyn GravesTV/TS
2 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

58....I can't drive

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uck-RogersMan
2 weeks ago

Oakhill

"Im 47 and I can't beat a tortoise in a raceIf superman had a cock that big. He would not be able to fly."
By the way I am 70. And I can't get layed.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *onyjoCouple
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

63, can't sit up in bed without the sound effects

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rthur WrightusMan
2 weeks ago

Round the Bend

65 and cannot swim

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rT25Man
2 weeks ago

Rotherham

42 and whistle

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ocky82Man
2 weeks ago

Watford

last very long 🤦🏼‍♂️

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork

Read without glasses

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *hatboy40Man
2 weeks ago

glos

55 I can’t believe it’s not butter 😉

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ustme34Man
2 weeks ago

Bingley

37 and cant motivate myself to finish my diy

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aptainseedMan
2 weeks ago

Stevenage, swanage

[Removed by poster at 18/01/25 15:26:00]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2watchMan
2 weeks ago

weymouth

35 can't suck myself

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aptainseedMan
2 weeks ago

Stevenage, swanage

"67 can't drive"

Some people are born to drive and others are born to be driven

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
2 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

I'm 53 and can't get out of a pool without using the ladder or steps.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

42, I can’t lick my own bum crack while wing gliding.

The mr

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *arry monk40Man
2 weeks ago

Telford

60 can't do any type of diy

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *udamet666Woman
2 weeks ago

Kilbirnie

59 & can't claim virginity

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *onyjoCouple
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

"63, can't sit up in bed without the sound effects

"
I can vouch for that one

Signed mrs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
2 weeks ago

Londontown

42 and can't do maths......

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tephanjMan
2 weeks ago

Kettering

I'm 70 and I can't run any more

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Mids

40 and can't keep my mouth shut

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *istr3ssWoman
2 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

54, I can't swim

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

56 and can't pick up women.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ealMissShadyWoman
2 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Piss in the sink without a ladder

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *torm in a G cupWoman
2 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

47 and I can't water ski.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

"Piss in the sink without a ladder"

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork

"Piss in the sink without a ladder"
love this.... How's the ladder help

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ealMissShadyWoman
2 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Piss in the sink without a ladderlove this.... How's the ladder help"

I don't have a dick I can just flop over the side. Wish I did

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork

Ahhh..... But you could sit on it... So need the ladder... Are you a hobbit

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rumph650Man
2 weeks ago

Cardiff

I’m 50 and I can never put the bin out on the right bin day

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork

"I’m 50 and I can never put the bin out on the right bin day "
opps..... That's me

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *yndicalistGirlTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Liverpool-ish!

I'm 25 and I can never get the temperature in the shower just right!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xperiencing-newCouple
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

I’m 50 and can’t get out of bed on winter mornings!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork

"I’m 50 and can’t get out of bed on winter mornings! "
I wouldn't let you out

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *onderWomanWlvWoman
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'm 39 and can't find a reliable fwb 😭

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inderbox10Man
2 weeks ago

Enjoying Maspalomas and Playa del Inglés

55 and can't touch type...

Need to get on a Pitmans training session..✒️😅

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *B69Woman
2 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I’m 55 and can’t be arsed today

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ripfillMan
2 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

62 and apparently i can’t multitask except sleep and the odd snore

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ony MannMan
2 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

66, keep weight off at Christmas. Almost back to 88K again and improving

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork

"I'm 39 and can't find a reliable fwb 😭"
welcome to my world

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tu-82Man
2 weeks ago

Blackpool, North Shore

44 can't drive. But do ride a motorbike lol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *reggSausageMan
2 weeks ago

derby

"42 and still can’t make Yorkshire puddings 🙄"

Now this is fucking easypeasy and is as follows

3 eggs

120g cornflour

180ml milk(semi skimmed works best)

Blend it and I mean like gun it until it starts to froth

Oven nice and hot (220) yorkie trays in and a flat teaspoon of lard in each, pour your mix in equal amounts in each and never ever open the oven door until they are ready, you are allowed to look at them through the glass.

Experiment with times, temperature and your oven as they are all different but the mix should always be the same, my work here is done, salutes

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork

Heard it here first

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *appytochatMan
2 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

47 and can't be arsed todo alot of things.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork

I'm too old to rember my age

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *pthillMan
2 weeks ago

st shithole

57,,, be a woke leftist dickhead

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *anonfire96Man
2 weeks ago

Mansfield

Hmm I've never used cornflour .

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *onnybluckyMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

55 can't now suck my own toe

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

47 and get chatting to people on here

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *enk15Man
2 weeks ago

Evesham

30 something and I can’t dance, I can’t talk, only thing about me is the way I walk.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *9younggent69Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I'm 25, and I don't have a perfect body or a perfect face!

Nor can I kick a football in roughly the direction I want it to go!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ampervanFunMan
2 weeks ago

york

50, can't find the clit😂

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oonbath89Man
2 weeks ago

radstock

35 , can’t go a single day without wanking

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ourtney CocksWoman
2 weeks ago

fabland

I’m 47 & can’t pull 😢

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

46 and I can't drive a car

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ature male OldhamMan
2 weeks ago

Oldham

"I’m 47 & can’t pull 😢"

If you can't pull then we are all buggered

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *hane69Man
2 weeks ago

Littleborough

Age 55 and can't go on a Club 18-30 holiday

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aughty by nature 76Man
2 weeks ago

Walsall & Reading

48…… can’t swim

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rcticFoxxxWoman
2 weeks ago

Hereabouts

I'm 30 and I still can't cook pasta without it being enough to feed the whole street

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ourtney CocksWoman
2 weeks ago

fabland

"I’m 47 & can’t pull 😢

If you can't pull then we are all buggered "

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *a1970Man
2 weeks ago

East cork

Experience a mfm 3sum

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inderbox10Man
2 weeks ago

Enjoying Maspalomas and Playa del Inglés

"Experience a mfm 3sum"

Plenty time yet..... 😅

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rincipessaWoman
2 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

55 and can’t whistle, can’t click my fingers and still never mastered making those fart noises with my hand in my armpit

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *amie HantsWoman
2 weeks ago

Atlantis

I’m 32 and I can’t parallel park.

I’m 32 and I can’t spell parallel

I’m 32 and I can’t ride a bike

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

She ^ also struggles with a Chicken, Ham and Leek pie.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inderbox10Man
2 weeks ago

Enjoying Maspalomas and Playa del Inglés

"55 and can’t whistle, can’t click my fingers and still never mastered making those fart noises with my hand in my armpit "

I wouldn't worry about those, you've got plenty other Fab attributes😜😜😜

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
2 weeks ago

Markfield

I’m 55 and can’t eat gluten or dairy without risk of poopage.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *lidenrideMan
2 weeks ago

chepstow

I’m 68 and can no longer suck my own cock

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ympho6969Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

37 can't stretch too hard without something popping or pulling

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *og-ManMan
2 weeks ago

somewhere

Nearly sixty and can't whistle

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *cflirtyMan
2 weeks ago

Hampshire

Approaching 60 and can't swim anymore

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *reeneggsandsamMan
2 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

45 and can't speak french.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
2 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I’m 56 and there’s nothing I can’t do

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

"45 and can't speak french. "

So you let the funky music do the talking, talking...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *omingo77Man
2 weeks ago

blackburn

47 can’t find bi couple to meet !

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ave_B_78Man
2 weeks ago

Around the way

46 and can’t remember what the question was 😕

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *erkshire8299Man
2 weeks ago

slough

I am 65 ...and cannot stay hard when I put a condom on.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *eesside AnubisMan
2 weeks ago

North East

52 can't chat up a lady

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *utieBbwWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in Antrim :0)

45 and can't drive 😁

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *dnamMan
2 weeks ago

hook

56 and can’t remember what I went into that room for… but I know I needed it!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *afkaMan
7 days ago

Nottingham (ish)

I'm 51 and can't stand snowflakes

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *atgirl and RobinCouple
7 days ago

Durham

I'm 45 and I lack the ability to cook just the right amount of spaghetti to feed however many people I'm cooking for

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *teph102Woman
7 days ago

Derry

I’m 44 and can’t work a USB pen drive

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ack_RobinMan
7 days ago

Manchester

Your yorkshire puddings look great in your photo

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oeBeansMan
7 days ago

Derby

I'm 29 and I still can't resist riding the trolley down an empty supermarket aisle

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *cLovin2Man
7 days ago

Reading

I'm 51 but still find it difficult to pick up women in a nightclub.

I need step by step basic guidance

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *igdaddydave30Man
7 days ago

Bournemouth

I’m 30 and I’m very good with my tongue 👅

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inxy777Woman
7 days ago

essex

55 and take compliments x

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iscombobulated1523Couple
7 days ago

Worcestershire

44 and can't swim

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately