FabSwingers.com forum: State your age and something you can't do...

By *atman_and_PoisonIvy OP Couple
26 weeks ago

The Batcave, nr. Cannock

I'm 41 and I can't pick up a 'clicky' biro without clicking it several times before using it

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By *ife NinjaMan
26 weeks ago

Dunfermline

52. Can't ride a bike

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By *r TriomanMan
26 weeks ago

Malmesbury

"52. Can't ride a bike

What???? Of course you can, it's as easy as....

I'm 63 and there's loads that I can't do, most notably, single although, I love to "single" a lot.

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By *ickedtiesWoman
26 weeks ago

limerick

36 and cant swim 🫣

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By *tandardIssueNerdMan
26 weeks ago

Telford

26 and can't swim 😅

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

39 and can't walk

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By *r TriomanMan
26 weeks ago

Malmesbury

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By *r TriomanMan
26 weeks ago

Malmesbury

"52. Can't ride a bike

What???? Of course you can, it's as easy as....

I'm 63 and there's loads that I can't do, most notably, single although, I love to "single" a lot."

#... Love to "sing" a lot

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By *oxy-RedWoman
26 weeks ago

pink panther territory

I'm 63 and can't drive

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By *mmaleiaWoman
26 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I’m 51 & I’ve been able to do a cartwheel

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By *anilla switchWoman
26 weeks ago

Hampshire

51 and can’t cope with hangover’s

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
26 weeks ago

Ipswich

Nearly 60 Now

Need glasses for reading

I know it’s not much but I love reading books as you get older

Bones creak especially at 04.30 in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

25 can’t resist a milf

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By *oxy-RedWoman
26 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Nearly 60 Now

Need glasses for reading

I know it’s not much but I love reading books as you get older

Bones creak especially at 04.30 in the morning

I feel your pain

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By *ot so needyMan
26 weeks ago

Galway

47 and can't enjoy a wank.

It does nothing for me

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By *moothdickMan
26 weeks ago

stoke

60. I can’t get a shinny kitchen work service

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By *erry bull1Man
26 weeks ago

doncaster

67 . And can’t meet a lot of people on here due to age

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By *opman121Man
26 weeks ago

stoke on Trent

Age 61 and can not run like forest gum

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By *emma200Woman
26 weeks ago

Warwickshire

"25 can’t resist a milf "

😂😂

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By *ack688Man
26 weeks ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

61, and I can’t play the piano, but it’s on the list, there’s still time hopefully

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By *emma200Woman
26 weeks ago

Warwickshire

42 and still can’t make Yorkshire puddings 🙄

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By *eeg71Man
26 weeks ago

Cheshire

I'm 53 and can't swim

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By *etwife8230Couple
26 weeks ago

Newport

44 can't read a map

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By *ittleRed18Woman
26 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I'm 33 and can't swim 🫣

Glad to see others the same as me!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
26 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I'm 54 and can't state my age properly on Fab.

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By *rmrsApriliaCouple
26 weeks ago

sheffield

Where 42 / 46 and can’t flirt to save our life’s

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By *icecouple561Couple
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26 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm 68 and I can't screw the lid back on jars first time

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

53.5 and I absolutely cannot wait for summer !!!!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
26 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

51 and can't leave the house without checking that I've locked the door a gazillion times!

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By *ou only live onceMan
26 weeks ago

London

44 and can't sew on a button.

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By *ussexualMan
26 weeks ago

Brighton

I'm 55 and I can't stop working anytime soon

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By *mudge354Man
26 weeks ago

Sussex

44 and can not whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

56 I can’t do a cartwheel

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

49 and can't play a musical instrument, I wasn't even allowed to play the triangle at school!

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By *YDB75Man
26 weeks ago

Beverley

49 and cant move without creaking and groaning

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By *avexxMan
26 weeks ago

cheshire

could never do a one armed press up... as for now got a job get out of the bloody chair

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By *atman_and_PoisonIvy OP Couple
26 weeks ago

The Batcave, nr. Cannock

P is 33 and can't get a USB lead in the plug the right way up, first time

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By *icecouple561Couple
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26 weeks ago

East Sussex

"51 and can't leave the house without checking that I've locked the door a gazillion times!"

Oh god! Join the club.

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
26 weeks ago

Cheshire

41 and can't wait for tonight.

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By *ayTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

69 and can't swim

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By *ustus5555Woman
26 weeks ago

Mansfield

42. & just can't get enough.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

"44 and can't sew on a button."

I can teach you, YOLO

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By *adger BrocMan
26 weeks ago

Co. Cork

69 and I can't change my age.

Everything else I can achieve without difficulty.

🌀

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By *rAitchMan
26 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

61 and can't play the guitar - even though I own three of them!

I also can't play the trumpet, and I have one of those, too

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

50s and can’t sing or eat vegetables

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I'm 41 and I can't pick up a 'clicky' biro without clicking it several times before using it"

Lol, for me it's BBQ tongs - if I clack them together at least twice before I can use them

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
26 weeks ago

Ipswich

Think my memory has gone

Lost fecking car keys

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By *eavenscentitCouple
26 weeks ago

barnstaple

Nearly 60 and despite many tries cannot speak Spainish. Ms

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By *litlicker77Man
26 weeks ago

dirty old town

46 and still can’t master the ukulele

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Im 47 and I can't beat a tortoise in a race

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By *lumPuddingCouple
26 weeks ago

Doncaster

34 and cant be honest about my age!

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By *avexxMan
26 weeks ago

cheshire

64 and still cant do the splits

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By *tagge_fyxeCouple
26 weeks ago

Yorkshire

46 and I can’t wink.

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
26 weeks ago

Someplace

23 and can't drive

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
26 weeks ago

Voldsøy

I'm 37 this month, and I've never been able to whistle.

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By *elix SightedMan
26 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m 39 and 36 quarters and I can’t admit I’m 48.

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By *2000ManMan
26 weeks ago

Worthing

"51 and can't leave the house without checking that I've locked the door a gazillion times!"

Don't forget the windows in warmer weather!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

36 and playing with myself

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By *ature male OldhamMan
26 weeks ago

Royton nr Oldham

I'm 65 and I can't resist a hot gilf

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
26 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"51 and can't leave the house without checking that I've locked the door a gazillion times!

Don't forget the windows in warmer weather!"

Now that's going to take me even longer to leave 😱

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By *eparated_galWoman
26 weeks ago

Salford

38 and can't go in the house until I've pressed the lock doors button on my car keys about 5 times

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By *obajxMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire

60 sumfin an carnt spel

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By *imale46ukMan
26 weeks ago

chesterfield derbyshire

iam 55 cannot stop wanking

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
26 weeks ago

nottinghamshire

56 can't stand up without groaning

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By *anchez821Man
26 weeks ago

Warwick

46, I can't pronounce cutlery

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

54 and can't write neatly.

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By *ixie888Woman
26 weeks ago

Newcastle under Lyme

I'm 53 and can't do DIY

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By *acd03Man
26 weeks ago

Naughtyville

I'm 40 and I can't believe it ain't butter

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
26 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"I'm 63 and can't drive

Do you mean you don’t have a license or is it that you just can’t drive

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By *ergus1622Man
26 weeks ago

Dundee

40 and I can't fly

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By *cnugatugMan
26 weeks ago

Chatham

I'm 37 and I proudly announce that I can not actually whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

36 and still can't get a meet off here lol

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By *oughmanMan
26 weeks ago

Sunderland

42 and can't dance worth a damn.

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By *imale46ukMan
26 weeks ago

chesterfield derbyshire

iam 55 cannot stop wanking over my x wifes pictures of her being fucked i was a cuckold husband for 12 yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

44 and can't whistle 😅

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By *exyScientistsCouple
26 weeks ago

Castlebar

I'm 50 and I can't change a tyre 😳

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By *ooking4fun69XXXMan
26 weeks ago

Limerick

im 28 and cant get messaged by a woman first on this site 😂

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By *a LunaWoman
26 weeks ago

o o OO o o

I’m 50 and I can’t sew.

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By *ebauchayMan
26 weeks ago

swindon south

54. Can't sit down at the end of the day without letting out a big sigh..

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By *H-XXIIIMan
26 weeks ago

Gander

Can't hold my breathe for 2 minutes.

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By *cnugatugMan
26 weeks ago

Chatham

"44 and can't whistle 😅"

Glad to know I'm not the only one

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By *tsJustKateWoman
26 weeks ago

London

67 can't drive

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By *verageman81Man
26 weeks ago

lerwick

43 and can't make a correct decision in life

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I am 47 and I can't adult

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
26 weeks ago

North West

"I'm 37 this month, and I've never been able to whistle."

48 and still can’t whistle

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By *tephanie 9090TV/TS
26 weeks ago

BISHOP

70 and can't get a meet...

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By *layfullsamMan
26 weeks ago

Solihull

55 and i cant do a hotty on fab

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By *uck-RogersMan
26 weeks ago

Ocknell in camper

"Im 47 and I can't beat a tortoise in a race"
If superman had a cock that big. He would not be able to fly.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
26 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

58....I can't drive

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By *uck-RogersMan
26 weeks ago

Ocknell in camper

"Im 47 and I can't beat a tortoise in a raceIf superman had a cock that big. He would not be able to fly."
By the way I am 70. And I can't get layed.

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By *onyjoCouple
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

63, can't sit up in bed without the sound effects

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By *rthur WrightusMan
26 weeks ago

Round the Bend

65 and cannot swim

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

42 and whistle

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By *ocky82Man
26 weeks ago

Watford

last very long 🤦🏼‍♂️

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By *a1970Man
26 weeks ago

East cork

Read without glasses

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By *hatboy40Man
26 weeks ago

glos

55 I can’t believe it’s not butter 😉

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By *ustme34Man
26 weeks ago

Bingley

37 and cant motivate myself to finish my diy

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By *aptainseedMan
26 weeks ago

winchester, Stevenage, swanage

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By *ove2watchMan
26 weeks ago

weymouth

35 can't suck myself

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By *aptainseedMan
26 weeks ago

winchester, Stevenage, swanage

"67 can't drive"

Some people are born to drive and others are born to be driven

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
26 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

I'm 53 and can't get out of a pool without using the ladder or steps.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
26 weeks ago

Leeds

42, I can’t lick my own bum crack while wing gliding.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

60 can't do any type of diy

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By *udamet666Woman
26 weeks ago

Kilbirnie

59 & can't claim virginity

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By *onyjoCouple
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

"63, can't sit up in bed without the sound effects

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I can vouch for that one

Signed mrs

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
26 weeks ago

Londontown

42 and can't do maths......

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By *tephanjMan
26 weeks ago

Kettering

I'm 70 and I can't run any more

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By *ustAnotherMan
26 weeks ago

brumish

40 and can't keep my mouth shut

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By *istr3ssWoman
26 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

54, I can't swim

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
26 weeks ago

Reading

56 and can't pick up women.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Piss in the sink without a ladder

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
26 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

47 and I can't water ski.

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By *avexxMan
26 weeks ago

cheshire

"Piss in the sink without a ladder"

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By *a1970Man
26 weeks ago

East cork

"Piss in the sink without a ladder"
love this.... How's the ladder help

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"Piss in the sink without a ladderlove this.... How's the ladder help"

I don't have a dick I can just flop over the side. Wish I did

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By *a1970Man
26 weeks ago

East cork

Ahhh..... But you could sit on it... So need the ladder... Are you a hobbit

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By *rumph650Man
26 weeks ago

Cardiff

I’m 50 and I can never put the bin out on the right bin day

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By *a1970Man
26 weeks ago

East cork

"I’m 50 and I can never put the bin out on the right bin day "
opps..... That's me

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By *yndicalistGirlTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Liverpool-ish!

I'm 25 and I can never get the temperature in the shower just right!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I’m 50 and can’t get out of bed on winter mornings!

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By *a1970Man
26 weeks ago

East cork

"I’m 50 and can’t get out of bed on winter mornings! "
I wouldn't let you out

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'm 39 and can't find a reliable fwb 😭

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By *inderbox10Man
26 weeks ago

Dubai ..............

55 and can't touch type...

Need to get on a Pitmans training session..✒️😅

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By *B..Woman
26 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I’m 55 and can’t be arsed today

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By *ripfillMan
26 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

62 and apparently i can’t multitask except sleep and the odd snore

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By *ony MannMan
26 weeks ago

South Newton

66, keep weight off at Christmas. Almost back to 88K again and improving

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By *a1970Man
26 weeks ago

East cork

"I'm 39 and can't find a reliable fwb 😭"
welcome to my world

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By *tu-82Man
26 weeks ago

Blackpool, North Shore

44 can't drive. But do ride a motorbike lol

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By *reggSausageMan
26 weeks ago

derby

"42 and still can’t make Yorkshire puddings 🙄"

Now this is fucking easypeasy and is as follows

3 eggs

120g cornflour

180ml milk(semi skimmed works best)

Blend it and I mean like gun it until it starts to froth

Oven nice and hot (220) yorkie trays in and a flat teaspoon of lard in each, pour your mix in equal amounts in each and never ever open the oven door until they are ready, you are allowed to look at them through the glass.

Experiment with times, temperature and your oven as they are all different but the mix should always be the same, my work here is done, salutes

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By *a1970Man
26 weeks ago

East cork

Heard it here first

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By *appytochatMan
26 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

47 and can't be arsed todo alot of things.

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By *a1970Man
26 weeks ago

East cork

I'm too old to rember my age

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By *pthillMan
26 weeks ago

st shithole

57,,, be a woke leftist dickhead

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By *anonfire96Man
26 weeks ago

Mansfield

Hmm I've never used cornflour .

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By *onnybluckyMan
26 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

55 can't now suck my own toe

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

47 and get chatting to people on here

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By *enk15Man
26 weeks ago

Evesham

30 something and I can’t dance, I can’t talk, only thing about me is the way I walk.

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By *9younggent69Man
26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I'm 25, and I don't have a perfect body or a perfect face!

Nor can I kick a football in roughly the direction I want it to go!

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By *ensualmassagefunMan
26 weeks ago

leeds

50, can't find the clit😂

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By *oonbath89Man
26 weeks ago

radstock

35 , can’t go a single day without wanking

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
26 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

I’m 47 & can’t pull 😢

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
26 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

46 and I can't drive a car

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By *ature male OldhamMan
26 weeks ago

Royton nr Oldham

"I’m 47 & can’t pull 😢"

If you can't pull then we are all buggered

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By *hane69Man
26 weeks ago

Littleborough

Age 55 and can't go on a Club 18-30 holiday

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By *aughty by nature 76Man
26 weeks ago

Walsall

48…… can’t swim

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
26 weeks ago

Hereabouts

I'm 30 and I still can't cook pasta without it being enough to feed the whole street

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
26 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

"I’m 47 & can’t pull 😢

If you can't pull then we are all buggered "

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By *a1970Man
26 weeks ago

East cork

Experience a mfm 3sum

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By *inderbox10Man
26 weeks ago

Dubai ..............

"Experience a mfm 3sum"

Plenty time yet..... 😅

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By *rincipessaWoman
26 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

55 and can’t whistle, can’t click my fingers and still never mastered making those fart noises with my hand in my armpit

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I’m 32 and I can’t parallel park.

I’m 32 and I can’t spell parallel

I’m 32 and I can’t ride a bike

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Mayfair

She ^ also struggles with a Chicken, Ham and Leek pie.

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By *inderbox10Man
26 weeks ago

Dubai ..............

"55 and can’t whistle, can’t click my fingers and still never mastered making those fart noises with my hand in my armpit "

I wouldn't worry about those, you've got plenty other Fab attributes😜😜😜

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
26 weeks ago

Markfield

I’m 55 and can’t eat gluten or dairy without risk of poopage.

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By *lidenrideMan
26 weeks ago

chepstow

I’m 68 and can no longer suck my own cock

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By *ympho6969Woman
26 weeks ago

glasgow

37 can't stretch too hard without something popping or pulling

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By *og-ManMan
26 weeks ago

somewhere

Nearly sixty and can't whistle

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By *cflirtyMan
26 weeks ago

Hampshire

Approaching 60 and can't swim anymore

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
26 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

45 and can't speak french.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
26 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I’m 56 and there’s nothing I can’t do

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By *ou only live onceMan
26 weeks ago

London

"45 and can't speak french. "

So you let the funky music do the talking, talking...

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By *omingo77Man
26 weeks ago

chorley

47 can’t find bi couple to meet !

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By *ave_B_78Man
26 weeks ago

Around the way

46 and can’t remember what the question was 😕

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By *erkshire8299Man
26 weeks ago

slough

I am 65 ...and cannot stay hard when I put a condom on.

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By *ensual DesiresMan
26 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

52 can't chat up a lady

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By *utieBbwWoman
26 weeks ago

Somewhere in Antrim :0)

45 and can't drive 😁

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By *dnamMan
26 weeks ago

hook

56 and can’t remember what I went into that room for… but I know I needed it!

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By *afkaMan
25 weeks ago

Nottingham

I'm 51 and can't stand snowflakes

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
25 weeks ago

Durham

I'm 45 and I lack the ability to cook just the right amount of spaghetti to feed however many people I'm cooking for

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By *teph102Woman
25 weeks ago

Derry

I’m 44 and can’t work a USB pen drive

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By *ack_RobinMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester

Your yorkshire puddings look great in your photo

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By *oeBeansMan
25 weeks ago

London

I'm 29 and I still can't resist riding the trolley down an empty supermarket aisle

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By *cLovin2Man
25 weeks ago

London

I'm 51 but still find it difficult to pick up women in a nightclub.

I need step by step basic guidance

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By *igdaddydave30Man
25 weeks ago

Bournemouth

I’m 30 and I’m very good with my tongue 👅

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By *inxy777Woman
25 weeks ago

essex

55 and take compliments x

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
25 weeks ago

Worcestershire

44 and can't swim

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