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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

I really AM having a blonde day - HAHA to all of those of you who thought i was a brunette.

I just been to shop to get more biccies and butter for my cheese (LOADS left over yet) and came out, walked up to my car, pressed my key and nowt....

....

.....so i pressed again, and nowt.

Tried the door - nope defo still locked, so pressed again.

Looked IN car to see lack of wardrobe, only to realise it wasnt my car

Body guard man and one of the shop stewards had come out for a fag too!!!! heehee

What would have been even more funny mind if there was a passenger still sat in seat with the doors open - cos i would have gotten in!!!!

HA HA HA HAHA

Just imagining a face now!!!!

D'OH!!!!

PS - it WAS same make, model and colour as my own - so i do forgive myself a LITTLE!!!!

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

its fun in our asda car park

all the silver micras there, saw 6 in a row the other day

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"its fun in our asda car park

all the silver micras there, saw 6 in a row the other day "

LOL

Have to get up close before ya press that button or....???????????

LOL

Had a WICKED email actually - video showing a guy scraping all the snow an ice off his car - did a really good job on the windows but didnt bother with the actual car.

Presses that button, and its the next car down that bleeps!!!!

Heeeheeeeeheeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

umm i did that...but i phoned my brother and breakdown out sayin there was somethin wrong with lockin system..... they came and noticed it was wrong bloody car mine was on the next level up!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thats really good for you debs. At least you where in the right carpark for once

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"umm i did that...but i phoned my brother and breakdown out sayin there was somethin wrong with lockin system..... they came and noticed it was wrong bloody car mine was on the next level up!!! "

Heeee heeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So funny - at least you was in right car park tho - UNLIKE my mother in Brighton, PMSL!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else noticing the common denominator in all these funny tales

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Anyone else noticing the common denominator in all these funny tales "

Thought you wasnt going to be rude tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else noticing the common denominator in all these funny tales "

right u dont u start or u over ma knee!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else noticing the common denominator in all these funny tales

Thought you wasnt going to be rude tonight"

How was that rude and when did I say I wasnt going to be so

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Anyone else noticing the common denominator in all these funny tales

Thought you wasnt going to be rude tonight

How was that rude and when did I say I wasnt going to be so "

On two threads tonight you have said you where not trying to be rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else noticing the common denominator in all these funny tales

right u dont u start or u over ma knee!!! xx"

Because of the distance I assume you would have to drive here to implement that................can you remember where you car is parked...............you sure now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else noticing the common denominator in all these funny tales

Thought you wasnt going to be rude tonight

How was that rude and when did I say I wasnt going to be so

On two threads tonight you have said you where not trying to be rude "

Because on those two occasions I was genuinely not trying to cause any offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else noticing the common denominator in all these funny tales

right u dont u start or u over ma knee!!! xx

Because of the distance I assume you would have to drive here to implement that................can you remember where you car is parked...............you sure now "

yes its ......... oh hell runway?? on rd outside?? il find a way lol!!!

u cause offence on other post i find that very hard to believe.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else noticing the common denominator in all these funny tales

right u dont u start or u over ma knee!!! xx

Because of the distance I assume you would have to drive here to implement that................can you remember where you car is parked...............you sure now

yes its ......... oh hell runway?? on rd outside?? il find a way lol!!!

u cause offence on other post i find that very hard to believe....... "

Believe it miss as apparantly I do.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your just a wee misunderstood soul!! lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your just a wee misunderstood soul!! lol xx "

At 5'6 I definately wee that's for sure

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Anyone else noticing the common denominator in all these funny tales "

((((((((SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))))))

Just cos you men never dare to admit to yours!!!!!

HA HA HA HAH AH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else noticing the common denominator in all these funny tales

((((((((SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))))))

Just cos you men never dare to admit to yours!!!!!

HA HA HA HAH AH"

Admit to what

Here's a thought it's not called a "mistake" without good reason you know

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"

Admit to what

Here's a thought it's not called a "mistake" without good reason you know "

Yep - good reason your keeping ya gob shut, pmsl!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Admit to what

Here's a thought it's not called a "mistake" without good reason you know

Yep - good reason your keeping ya gob shut, pmsl!!!!"

Shutting up now miss

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"

Admit to what

Here's a thought it's not called a "mistake" without good reason you know

Yep - good reason your keeping ya gob shut, pmsl!!!!

Shutting up now miss "

MWAH loves you - wanna et a room

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the reasons why I have a distinctive car, so that I do not get her mixed up with anyone else's!

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"One of the reasons why I have a distinctive car, so that I do not get her mixed up with anyone else's! "

Us middle lower working class cant afford that luxery sexy lady xx

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"One of the reasons why I have a distinctive car, so that I do not get her mixed up with anyone else's!

Us middle lower working class cant afford that luxery sexy lady xx"

AND BEFORE ANY SMART ALECS COME ON - yes i DO know there IS NO SUCH THING!!!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"

Admit to what

Here's a thought it's not called a "mistake" without good reason you know

Yep - good reason your keeping ya gob shut, pmsl!!!!

Shutting up now miss

MWAH loves you - wanna et a room

xxx"

Oi......... me first. I'm not doing sloppy seconds again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of the reasons why I have a distinctive car, so that I do not get her mixed up with anyone else's!

Us middle lower working class cant afford that luxery sexy lady xx"

.

She is 8yo in Feb 10

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"

Admit to what

Here's a thought it's not called a "mistake" without good reason you know

Yep - good reason your keeping ya gob shut, pmsl!!!!

Shutting up now miss

MWAH loves you - wanna et a room

xxx

Oi......... me first. I'm not doing sloppy seconds again! "

OMG

The High Priestess is ALWAYS front of the queue!!!!

xxxx

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

TIP FOR MADDIE.....

If ya didnt lube up ya strap on so much it wouldnt get so sloppy

MWAHAHAHAHA xxx

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

DRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

next time BABY

DRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Admit to what

Here's a thought it's not called a "mistake" without good reason you know

Yep - good reason your keeping ya gob shut, pmsl!!!!

Shutting up now miss

MWAH loves you - wanna et a room

xxx

Oi......... me first. I'm not doing sloppy seconds again!

OMG

The High Priestess is ALWAYS front of the queue!!!!

xxxx"

Feck, I'll end up with an arse like a wellie top

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"

OMG

The High Priestess is ALWAYS front of the queue!!!!

xxxx

Feck, I'll end up with an arse like a wellie top "

Love wellies in this weather!!!!

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Get ya feet in right nice an cosy

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"

Admit to what

Here's a thought it's not called a "mistake" without good reason you know

Yep - good reason your keeping ya gob shut, pmsl!!!!

Shutting up now miss

MWAH loves you - wanna et a room

xxx

Oi......... me first. I'm not doing sloppy seconds again!

OMG

The High Priestess is ALWAYS front of the queue!!!!

xxxx

Feck, I'll end up with an arse like a wellie top "

Ya missus tells me your arse hole is already the size of wales!

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"

Feck, I'll end up with an arse like a wellie top

Ya missus tells me your arse hole is already the size of wales! "

She got them binoculours the wrong way around again?????

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"

Feck, I'll end up with an arse like a wellie top

Ya missus tells me your arse hole is already the size of wales!

She got them binoculours the wrong way around again?????"

I think she was just trying to be kind....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Admit to what

Here's a thought it's not called a "mistake" without good reason you know

Yep - good reason your keeping ya gob shut, pmsl!!!!

Shutting up now miss

MWAH loves you - wanna et a room

xxx

Oi......... me first. I'm not doing sloppy seconds again!

OMG

The High Priestess is ALWAYS front of the queue!!!!

xxxx

Feck, I'll end up with an arse like a wellie top

Ya missus tells me your arse hole is already the size of wales! "

No she says I am an arsehole and she wishes I was living in Wales along with all the other.....................welsh folk

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