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"Logistically, how are you even doing it?? Genuinely interested…." You could ask the married women too. It’s the same thing | |||
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"I mean married women as well then…logistically….your partner knows when you are supposed to be home, so are you just fitting it in between work?" I think all relationships are different. People don't always know each others schedules or those schedules might be variable, they might have separate hobbies, separate friends etc and spend time away from each other quite naturally. This gives opportunities. I often go out with my women friends for whole days for instance. | |||
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"What with phone tracking and everything now….how?" Is it normal for people to track their partners phone? I personally wouldn't want to, it smacks of distrust | |||
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"Logistically, how are you even doing it?? Genuinely interested…." Are you looking for tips? | |||
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"That’s extreme right…" What is? If you use the quote button we can see who you're answering  | |||
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"Logistically, how are you even doing it?? Genuinely interested…." ...Very, very occasionally and discreetly. | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. " Some people aren't even good at it they just use lies that are difficult to disprove | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. " Is that what made you hard as nails ? | |||
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" Is it normal for people to track their partners phone? I personally wouldn't want to, it smacks of distrust " I would never track an older child's phone either. | |||
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"What with phone tracking and everything now….how?" Phone tracking? Who even does that with their partner? | |||
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" Is it normal for people to track their partners phone? I personally wouldn't want to, it smacks of distrust I would never track an older child's phone either. " No. I was thinking about this last night funnily enough. It's something an abusive person would do and claim it was for safety reasons. | |||
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"What with phone tracking and everything now….how? Phone tracking? Who even does that with their partner? " I know of an extended family who track each other. Adult kids, mother, grandchildren. They all know where the others are all the time | |||
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"What with phone tracking and everything now….how?" Are you saying adult partners track each others phones ? Why would anyone want this ? | |||
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"The most convoluted and imaginative (not confining this BTW) I came across was via a question asked on an angling website. An angler had seen a guy schlep the vast quantity of gear carp fishermen take down to his peg, set it all up complete with bivi, take a photo then take it all down and leave. Someone pointed out he now had two full days to cheat after posting his alibi on Facebook with a caption saying my wonderful view for the next two days or such like. " Explains the fishy smell too. | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. " Legend!! | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! " A bit of dick actually that liked to put women down. You'd get on. | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! " Why is cheating on someone for 10 years given the title “legend” | |||
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" It's something an abusive person would do and claim it was for safety reasons. " My neighbour tracks her husband. She even has a doorbell camera so while she is at work she can see when he goes in and out of the house. She actually complained to me that my cat kept sending an alert to her phone and disturbing her work meetings ! | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! Why is cheating on someone for 10 years given the title “legend”" Maybe they meant to type "bellend" | |||
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"What with phone tracking and everything now….how? Phone tracking? Who even does that with their partner? I know of an extended family who track each other. Adult kids, mother, grandchildren. They all know where the others are all the time " I have it with a close mate, we are both single actively meeting men and like that extra sense of security, as we are only a sos button away if the meet gets dodgy... | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! A bit of dick actually that liked to put women down. You'd get on. " I put everyone down, I'm non discriminatory me! 10 years though! You've got to admire the skills surely...🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! A bit of dick actually that liked to put women down. You'd get on. I put everyone down, I'm non discriminatory me! 10 years though! You've got to admire the skills surely...🤷🏻♂️ " Well done. | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! Why is cheating on someone for 10 years given the title “legend”" Think how much pussy he got over 10 years ..Bravo 👏👏👏 | |||
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" It's something an abusive person would do and claim it was for safety reasons. My neighbour tracks her husband. She even has a doorbell camera so while she is at work she can see when he goes in and out of the house. She actually complained to me that my cat kept sending an alert to her phone and disturbing her work meetings !" I have noticed that a lot of younger people are so used to being able to monitor everything that this kind of thing is becoming more prevalent. | |||
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"What with phone tracking and everything now….how? Phone tracking? Who even does that with their partner? I know of an extended family who track each other. Adult kids, mother, grandchildren. They all know where the others are all the time I have it with a close mate, we are both single actively meeting men and like that extra sense of security, as we are only a sos button away if the meet gets dodgy..." That seems sensible to me. | |||
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"What with phone tracking and everything now….how? Phone tracking? Who even does that with their partner? I know of an extended family who track each other. Adult kids, mother, grandchildren. They all know where the others are all the time " My wife, mother-in-law and sister-in-law all track each other. I find it weird and told my wife if I ever found out she was tracking me I’d go absolutely ape shit. | |||
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" Is it normal for people to track their partners phone? I personally wouldn't want to, it smacks of distrust I would never track an older child's phone either. No. I was thinking about this last night funnily enough. It's something an abusive person would do and claim it was for safety reasons. " My wife and I both have each other as a safety contact when we start an activity on our watches. We both run off road, sometimes in fairly remote places so it is a genuine safety feature. It switches of at the end of the activity so no use as a tracker normally but does mean having a bath run or a cuppa ready when the other person gets in sometimes happens. P | |||
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"What with phone tracking and everything now….how?" Easy turn phone tracking off. Put it back on after and honestly if you have a partner that is stalking you, you need to rethink the relationship. | |||
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"What with phone tracking and everything now….how? Phone tracking? Who even does that with their partner? I know of an extended family who track each other. Adult kids, mother, grandchildren. They all know where the others are all the time I have it with a close mate, we are both single actively meeting men and like that extra sense of security, as we are only a sos button away if the meet gets dodgy..." That's different. And presumably is useful for kids or vulnerable folks for safety. But normal functioning adult partners. Seems a very strange thing. I guess sure of you're with a partner who is tracking your phones movements it makes it more tricky. | |||
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"When I said phone tracking, I actually meant location sharing and tracking, I know it’s very common in relationships to share this information." Why ? As Mrs NC says it is controlling behaviour in the guise of security. | |||
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"What with phone tracking and everything now….how? Phone tracking? Who even does that with their partner? I know of an extended family who track each other. Adult kids, mother, grandchildren. They all know where the others are all the time My wife, mother-in-law and sister-in-law all track each other. I find it weird and told my wife if I ever found out she was tracking me I’d go absolutely ape shit." Especially if you were unaware  .
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" I guess sure of you're with a partner who is tracking your phones movements it makes it more tricky. " One solution would be to leave your phone in a gym locker while you went off for a quick shag  | |||
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"Google maps would trip me up. Freaks me out when it gives me a timeline of where I've been during the month.....I don't need it telling me how often I've been to Costa or the Chippy, or the Takeaway Shop "Turn off the setting you amateur 😂😂 | |||
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" Is it normal for people to track their partners phone? I personally wouldn't want to, it smacks of distrust I would never track an older child's phone either. No. I was thinking about this last night funnily enough. It's something an abusive person would do and claim it was for safety reasons. My wife and I both have each other as a safety contact when we start an activity on our watches. We both run off road, sometimes in fairly remote places so it is a genuine safety feature. It switches of at the end of the activity so no use as a tracker normally but does mean having a bath run or a cuppa ready when the other person gets in sometimes happens. P" I can see the sense in that. What would worry me are the jealous and stalker types. The ones who constantly demand confirmation of where you are and who you're with, the 'send me a photo touching your nose' types. | |||
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"Google maps would trip me up. Freaks me out when it gives me a timeline of where I've been during the month.....I don't need it telling me how often I've been to Costa or the Chippy, or the Takeaway Shop
Turn off the setting you amateur 😂😂
"Yes I could do that, but I always forget to do it. | |||
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"What with phone tracking and everything now….how? Phone tracking? Who even does that with their partner? I know of an extended family who track each other. Adult kids, mother, grandchildren. They all know where the others are all the time My wife, mother-in-law and sister-in-law all track each other. I find it weird and told my wife if I ever found out she was tracking me I’d go absolutely ape shit. Especially if you were unaware .
We don't track each other. Mr N never looks at his phone anyway "I’m boring. The only place I go is the gym or for a run and I track my workout with my watch which is shared with all my friends and family that have the same watch anyway. It shows location and length of workout so I couldn’t lie even if I wanted to. | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! Why is cheating on someone for 10 years given the title “legend” Think how much pussy he got over 10 years ..Bravo 👏👏👏" If you rate success in life by cheating and causing upset to people and potentially families as having “bravo” and success in life by how much “pussy” you get or you assume they got then I hope it never happens to you That’s me out. Have a great day | |||
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"Google maps would trip me up. Freaks me out when it gives me a timeline of where I've been during the month.....I don't need it telling me how often I've been to Costa or the Chippy, or the Takeaway Shop
Turn off the setting you amateur 😂😂
Yes I could do that, but I always forget to do it. "Turn it off and it stays off 🙌 | |||
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"Mine was 'walking the dog', for over 10 years, and late at night "That's what they're calling it now! | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! Why is cheating on someone for 10 years given the title “legend” Think how much pussy he got over 10 years ..Bravo 👏👏👏 If you rate success in life by cheating and causing upset to people and potentially families as having “bravo” and success in life by how much “pussy” you get or you assume they got then I hope it never happens to you That’s me out. Have a great day " It won't, because I'll never get my comeuppance!! Never!!! 😂😂 | |||
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"I'd say the percentage of single women that are here without consent is just the same. Never seen them complain about logistics and there must be men meeting them. Some prefer to meet attached, they know that they're 'never' going to get the feels then" I've only seen complaining on other reviews sites about fab, usually a disgruntled woman saying their husbands been caught leaving her and their 2 kids while meeting other women🤷♂️ | |||
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"I'm a wagon driver. Often work long hours but not always. Sometimes finish early but don't go straight home. As long as 1 doesn't call the other to see where I am. I'm OK. Have stayed away the odd friday night as well. Just said I had a late delivery on and would run out of hours." I guess people in your line of work have good excuses. | |||
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"Mutually planned sick days and a nice day use hotel. " Good tip!! 👏 | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! Why is cheating on someone for 10 years given the title “legend” Think how much pussy he got over 10 years ..Bravo 👏👏👏" Your profile says you are "respectful" ! | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! Why is cheating on someone for 10 years given the title “legend” Think how much pussy he got over 10 years ..Bravo 👏👏👏 Your profile says you are "respectful" !" I'm fab respectful 😂 | |||
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"If they're not getting it at home, what do you expect? " Some men get it at home and still cheat. It's an ego boost, even if they are shit in bed. | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! Why is cheating on someone for 10 years given the title “legend” Think how much pussy he got over 10 years ..Bravo 👏👏👏" Sounds kinda empty and lonely to me | |||
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"If they're not getting it at home, what do you expect? Some men get it at home and still cheat. It's an ego boost, even if they are shit in bed." I'm very much of the view that, as long as I cum and had a good time ..who cares 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! Why is cheating on someone for 10 years given the title “legend” Think how much pussy he got over 10 years ..Bravo 👏👏👏 Sounds kinda empty and lonely to me" There's a massive void in my life, what can I say, I'll just have to continue to fill it with casual sex 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"I'm a wagon driver. Often work long hours but not always. Sometimes finish early but don't go straight home. As long as 1 doesn't call the other to see where I am. I'm OK. Have stayed away the odd friday night as well. Just said I had a late delivery on and would run out of hours. Yeah I imagine I'm not the only 1. I guess people in your line of work have good excuses." | |||
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" I'm very much of the view that, as long as I cum and had a good time ..who cares 🤷🏻♂️" Don't you think that's selfish ? | |||
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"If they're not getting it at home, what do you expect? Some men get it at home and still cheat. It's an ego boost, even if they are shit in bed. I'm very much of the view that, as long as I cum and had a good time ..who cares 🤷🏻♂️" Yes, some people have that problem. Some like the attention and the thought of other people having feelings for them. Makes them feel more worthy. | |||
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" I'm very much of the view that, as long as I cum and had a good time ..who cares 🤷🏻♂️ Don't you think that's selfish ?" Seems like the troll is hungry  | |||
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" Don't you think that's selfish ? Seems like the troll is hungry "Hungry for shellfish ? | |||
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" I'm very much of the view that, as long as I cum and had a good time ..who cares 🤷🏻♂️ Don't you think that's selfish ?" I think he's trying to be 'edgy' and funny. But not succeeding | |||
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"I'm a wagon driver. Often work long hours but not always. Sometimes finish early but don't go straight home. As long as 1 doesn't call the other to see where I am. I'm OK. Have stayed away the odd friday night as well. Just said I had a late delivery on and would run out of hours. Yeah I imagine I'm not the only 1. I guess people in your line of work have good excuses." You're not there are loads on fab . | |||
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"I'm a wagon driver. Often work long hours but not always. Sometimes finish early but don't go straight home. As long as 1 doesn't call the other to see where I am. I'm OK. Have stayed away the odd friday night as well. Just said I had a late delivery on and would run out of hours. Yeah I imagine I'm not the only 1. I guess people in your line of work have good excuses. You're not there are loads on fab . " Loads everywhere. What puts me off having another serious relationship is thinking, no matter what I do, he'll probably cheat. | |||
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" I'm very much of the view that, as long as I cum and had a good time ..who cares 🤷🏻♂️ Don't you think that's selfish ?" They've had a good 2-3 mins to cum not by problem if they can't | |||
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" Don't you think that's selfish ? Seems like the troll is hungry
Hungry for shellfish ?"🦀 🦀 | |||
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" I'm very much of the view that, as long as I cum and had a good time ..who cares 🤷🏻♂️ Don't you think that's selfish ? I think he's trying to be 'edgy' and funny. But not succeeding " I think my the amount of replies it very much is 😂 | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! A bit of dick actually that liked to put women down. You'd get on. " Wow that was a bit low on his behalf, if your not happy in a relationship leave, no partner deserves the lies and deciet Sounds like some are only here for one reason | |||
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" I'm very much of the view that, as long as I cum and had a good time ..who cares 🤷🏻♂️ Don't you think that's selfish ? Seems like the troll is hungry "I am , I need the attention to boost my ego to make up for my very small penis and premature ejaculation problem 🤦🏻♂️ | |||
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" Don't you think that's selfish ? Seems like the troll is hungry
Hungry for shellfish ?
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"I'm a wagon driver. Often work long hours but not always. Sometimes finish early but don't go straight home. As long as 1 doesn't call the other to see where I am. I'm OK. Have stayed away the odd friday night as well. Just said I had a late delivery on and would run out of hours. Yeah I imagine I'm not the only 1. I guess people in your line of work have good excuses. You're not there are loads on fab . Loads everywhere. What puts me off having another serious relationship is thinking, no matter what I do, he'll probably cheat. " I think that's an almost inevitable consequence of discovering a partner cheated. | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. " Deffo his loss tho | |||
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"Mine was 'walking the dog', for over 10 years, and late at night
That's what they're calling it now! "Ohhh so that's what rufus Thomas was singing about? | |||
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"My ex managed it for 10 years, people just get good at lying. Legend!! Why is cheating on someone for 10 years given the title “legend” Think how much pussy he got over 10 years ..Bravo 👏👏👏 Sounds kinda empty and lonely to me There's a massive void in my life, what can I say, I'll just have to continue to fill it with casual sex 🤷🏻♂️ " 👍 | |||
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" Don't you think that's selfish ? Seems like the troll is hungry
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"What with phone tracking and everything now….how?" Generally people don't tend to track each other's phone unless they are suspicious. If as above they always have spent a lot of time apart why would they be? | |||
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" Don't you think that's selfish ? Seems like the troll is hungry
Hungry for shellfish ?
Will he clam up though?
We can only hope "Not with those big mussels | |||
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" Don't you think that's selfish ? Seems like the troll is hungry
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Will he clam up though?
We can only hope
Not with those big mussels "I'm catch of the day...every day! 💪 | |||
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" Don't you think that's selfish ? Seems like the troll is hungry
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We can only hope
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The sushi is on a roll"Awful bants 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ | |||
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" Don't you think that's selfish ? Seems like the troll is hungry
Hungry for shellfish ?
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I'm catch of the day...every day! 💪"Or a tiddler that gets thrown back in | |||
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I'm catch of the day...every day! 💪
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"When I said phone tracking, I actually meant location sharing and tracking, I know it’s very common in relationships to share this information." I don't think it is that common to be honest. I am single but if I was in a relationship I wouldn't share that info with a partner. However I have been in a very controlling relationship before where he used to ring me wherever I went (even when on a work night out he called the venue to speak to me) so maybe that is what really puts me off. | |||
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"We find it hard enough to arrange meets with each other’s full knowledge. Christ knows how anyone could do that in complete secrecy!" Cos they are 🐍's | |||
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Will he clam up though?
We can only hope
Not with those big mussels
I'm catch of the day...every day! 💪
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Hungry for shellfish ?
Will he clam up though?
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Not with those big mussels
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That's just mean 😭 calling the WildTimes Army desperate....they number in their hundreds don't upset them. "Your comments have given me a giggle. Thanks. | |||
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Exactly .and I don't have to ask "Did you cum?"...because I don't care 😂😂"Omg you are on my to do list now for sure, can't wait to be used just for your pleasure | |||
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That's just mean 😭 calling the WildTimes Army desperate....they number in their hundreds don't upset them.
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Exactly .and I don't have to ask "Did you cum?"...because I don't care 😂😂
Omg you are on my to do list now for sure, can't wait to be used just for your pleasure "On the plus side you've got nice tits , but the lack of sandwich making is disturbing....I'll have to think about it. 🤔🤔 | |||
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Goddammit, what? NO Sandwich!! I thought a sandwich was all part of it? I'm going to have to rethink my being here!"She went hard!!! 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ | |||
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Exactly .and I don't have to ask "Did you cum?"...because I don't care 😂😂
Omg you are on my to do list now for sure, can't wait to be used just for your pleasure
On the plus side you've got nice tits , but the lack of sandwich making is disturbing....I'll have to think about it. 🤔🤔"The only sandwich I will provide is being the middle filler. | |||
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Exactly .and I don't have to ask "Did you cum?"...because I don't care 😂😂
Omg you are on my to do list now for sure, can't wait to be used just for your pleasure
On the plus side you've got nice tits , but the lack of sandwich making is disturbing....I'll have to think about it. 🤔🤔
The only sandwich I will provide is being the middle filler. "Now to decide, top or bottom slice? 🤔 Butter me up I'm going in anyway | |||
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Exactly .and I don't have to ask "Did you cum?"...because I don't care 😂😂
Omg you are on my to do list now for sure, can't wait to be used just for your pleasure
On the plus side you've got nice tits , but the lack of sandwich making is disturbing....I'll have to think about it. 🤔🤔
The only sandwich I will provide is being the middle filler.
Now to decide, top or bottom slice? 🤔 Butter me up I'm going in anyway"Maybe be the top slice so when you are done in 2 min we can carry on and you can let yourself out | |||
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Exactly .and I don't have to ask "Did you cum?"...because I don't care 😂😂
Omg you are on my to do list now for sure, can't wait to be used just for your pleasure
On the plus side you've got nice tits , but the lack of sandwich making is disturbing....I'll have to think about it. 🤔🤔
The only sandwich I will provide is being the middle filler.
Now to decide, top or bottom slice? 🤔 Butter me up I'm going in anyway
Maybe be the top slice so when you are done in 2 min we can carry on and you can let yourself out "The perfect women...🤩🤩🤩 Where have you been hiding? 😂 | |||
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Exactly .and I don't have to ask "Did you cum?"...because I don't care 😂😂
Omg you are on my to do list now for sure, can't wait to be used just for your pleasure
On the plus side you've got nice tits , but the lack of sandwich making is disturbing....I'll have to think about it. 🤔🤔
The only sandwich I will provide is being the middle filler.
Now to decide, top or bottom slice? 🤔 Butter me up I'm going in anyway
Maybe be the top slice so when you are done in 2 min we can carry on and you can let yourself out
The perfect women...🤩🤩🤩 Where have you been hiding? 😂"Always lurking around | |||
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"On a serious note, thanks to those blocking me, I can see who hasn't got a sense of humour or sarcasm detector in place 😂😂😂 🙌🙌 Just because someone doesn't find you funny doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humour or understand sarcasm. Just that they don't find your version of humour something they want 💜" But I'm objectively hilarious so that doesn't make sense! I think those people are highly strung need more sex and should chill out, also blocking me is a bit childish as they can still see me on the forums, probably a "them" problem. | |||
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Exactly .and I don't have to ask "Did you cum?"...because I don't care 😂😂
Omg you are on my to do list now for sure, can't wait to be used just for your pleasure
On the plus side you've got nice tits , but the lack of sandwich making is disturbing....I'll have to think about it. 🤔🤔
The only sandwich I will provide is being the middle filler.
Now to decide, top or bottom slice? 🤔 Butter me up I'm going in anyway
Maybe be the top slice so when you are done in 2 min we can carry on and you can let yourself out
The perfect women...🤩🤩🤩 Where have you been hiding? 😂
Always lurking around "Plenty of lurkers ..they should step forward more often, brighten the place up a bit! | |||
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"On a serious note, thanks to those blocking me, I can see who hasn't got a sense of humour or sarcasm detector in place 😂😂😂 🙌🙌 Just because someone doesn't find you funny doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humour or understand sarcasm. Just that they don't find your version of humour something they want 💜 But I'm objectively hilarious so that doesn't make sense! I think those people are highly strung need more sex and should chill out, also blocking me is a bit childish as they can still see me on the forums, probably a "them" problem. Of course. I'm sure you're right 💜" They always unblock again when they want something 😉 | |||
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"On a serious note, thanks to those blocking me, I can see who hasn't got a sense of humour or sarcasm detector in place 😂😂😂 🙌🙌 Just because someone doesn't find you funny doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humour or understand sarcasm. Just that they don't find your version of humour something they want 💜 But I'm objectively hilarious so that doesn't make sense! I think those people are highly strung need more sex and should chill out, also blocking me is a bit childish as they can still see me on the forums, probably a "them" problem. Of course. I'm sure you're right 💜 They always unblock again when they want something 😉" Or when it's directly mentioned and the mediocrity has faded from memory. Whatever works 💜 | |||
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"On a serious note, thanks to those blocking me, I can see who hasn't got a sense of humour or sarcasm detector in place 😂😂😂 🙌🙌 Just because someone doesn't find you funny doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humour or understand sarcasm. Just that they don't find your version of humour something they want 💜 But I'm objectively hilarious so that doesn't make sense! I think those people are highly strung need more sex and should chill out, also blocking me is a bit childish as they can still see me on the forums, probably a "them" problem. Of course. I'm sure you're right 💜 They always unblock again when they want something 😉 Or when it's directly mentioned and the mediocrity has faded from memory. Whatever works 💜" Hopefully this one will be less mediocre, I've tried my best 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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Exactly .and I don't have to ask "Did you cum?"...because I don't care 😂😂
Omg you are on my to do list now for sure, can't wait to be used just for your pleasure
On the plus side you've got nice tits , but the lack of sandwich making is disturbing....I'll have to think about it. 🤔🤔
The only sandwich I will provide is being the middle filler.
Now to decide, top or bottom slice? 🤔 Butter me up I'm going in anyway
Maybe be the top slice so when you are done in 2 min we can carry on and you can let yourself out
The perfect women...🤩🤩🤩 Where have you been hiding? 😂
Always lurking around
Plenty of lurkers ..they should step forward more often, brighten the place up a bit! "I think i should do this more in 2025 🤔 | |||
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"When I said phone tracking, I actually meant location sharing and tracking, I know it’s very common in relationships to share this information." Is it? I don't think it is or should be seen as normal in a trusted relationship to track your partner location etc... | |||
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"On a serious note, thanks to those blocking me, I can see who hasn't got a sense of humour or sarcasm detector in place 😂😂😂 🙌🙌 Just because someone doesn't find you funny doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humour or understand sarcasm. Just that they don't find your version of humour something they want 💜 But I'm objectively hilarious so that doesn't make sense! I think those people are highly strung need more sex and should chill out, also blocking me is a bit childish as they can still see me on the forums, probably a "them" problem. " Good on you for being proud of having a sense of humour that makes you come across as puerile | |||
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"On a serious note, thanks to those blocking me, I can see who hasn't got a sense of humour or sarcasm detector in place 😂😂😂 🙌🙌 Just because someone doesn't find you funny doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humour or understand sarcasm. Just that they don't find your version of humour something they want 💜 But I'm objectively hilarious so that doesn't make sense! I think those people are highly strung need more sex and should chill out, also blocking me is a bit childish as they can still see me on the forums, probably a "them" problem. Good on you for being proud of having a sense of humour that makes you come across as puerile" Thank you 😁 and good effort with the nonsensical fish jokes, more practice required! | |||
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Exactly .and I don't have to ask "Did you cum?"...because I don't care 😂😂
Omg you are on my to do list now for sure, can't wait to be used just for your pleasure
On the plus side you've got nice tits , but the lack of sandwich making is disturbing....I'll have to think about it. 🤔🤔
The only sandwich I will provide is being the middle filler.
Now to decide, top or bottom slice? 🤔 Butter me up I'm going in anyway
Maybe be the top slice so when you are done in 2 min we can carry on and you can let yourself out
The perfect women...🤩🤩🤩 Where have you been hiding? 😂
Always lurking around
Plenty of lurkers ..they should step forward more often, brighten the place up a bit!
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"On a serious note, thanks to those blocking me, I can see who hasn't got a sense of humour or sarcasm detector in place 😂😂😂 🙌🙌 Just because someone doesn't find you funny doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humour or understand sarcasm. Just that they don't find your version of humour something they want 💜 But I'm objectively hilarious so that doesn't make sense! I think those people are highly strung need more sex and should chill out, also blocking me is a bit childish as they can still see me on the forums, probably a "them" problem. Good on you for being proud of having a sense of humour that makes you come across as puerile Thank you 😁 and good effort with the nonsensical fish jokes, more practice required! " I guess you hear that sentence a lot..."more practice required" You'll get there one day petal, just keep believing  | |||
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"If people want to do it they'll always find a way. Day use hotels Nights out with "mates" Lunch dates Going to the "gym" Car shags Even the back of Aldi now is apparently popular. Married ones aren't that bad either as they never get clingy and want to keep you! Also, have a browse around fab and you'll find at least 70% of people that are massively against meeting married people,have usually got a verification from someone that's attached or one they've knobbed in a club but swear blind they don't do that or meet those people! Honestly it's laughable Married women are more grateful too..quick fuck and chuck ..see ya...home to hubby and I don't get any of the bitching or nagging ..win win Us married women it's a win win too, as I don't have to make you a sandwich either or fake it if you are rubbish
Exactly .and I don't have to ask "Did you cum?"...because I don't care 😂😂
Omg you are on my to do list now for sure, can't wait to be used just for your pleasure
On the plus side you've got nice tits , but the lack of sandwich making is disturbing....I'll have to think about it. 🤔🤔
The only sandwich I will provide is being the middle filler.
Now to decide, top or bottom slice? 🤔 Butter me up I'm going in anyway
Maybe be the top slice so when you are done in 2 min we can carry on and you can let yourself out
The perfect women...🤩🤩🤩 Where have you been hiding? 😂
Always lurking around
Plenty of lurkers ..they should step forward more often, brighten the place up a bit!
I think i should do this more in 2025 🤔
Please do! "So...what does your wife not do for you that other women do? It's the bumhole fingering, isn't it  | |||
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"On a serious note, thanks to those blocking me, I can see who hasn't got a sense of humour or sarcasm detector in place 😂😂😂 🙌🙌 Just because someone doesn't find you funny doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humour or understand sarcasm. Just that they don't find your version of humour something they want 💜 But I'm objectively hilarious so that doesn't make sense! I think those people are highly strung need more sex and should chill out, also blocking me is a bit childish as they can still see me on the forums, probably a "them" problem. Good on you for being proud of having a sense of humour that makes you come across as puerile Thank you 😁 and good effort with the nonsensical fish jokes, more practice required! I guess you hear that sentence a lot..."more practice required" You'll get there one day petal, just keep believing "Petal....it's not 1960 love! you think I wait around to hear their opinion? 😂😂 They're out the door half dressed.. laters | |||
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"If people want to do it they'll always find a way. Day use hotels Nights out with "mates" Lunch dates Going to the "gym" Car shags Even the back of Aldi now is apparently popular. Married ones aren't that bad either as they never get clingy and want to keep you! Also, have a browse around fab and you'll find at least 70% of people that are massively against meeting married people,have usually got a verification from someone that's attached or one they've knobbed in a club but swear blind they don't do that or meet those people! Honestly it's laughable Married women are more grateful too..quick fuck and chuck ..see ya...home to hubby and I don't get any of the bitching or nagging ..win win Us married women it's a win win too, as I don't have to make you a sandwich either or fake it if you are rubbish
Exactly .and I don't have to ask "Did you cum?"...because I don't care 😂😂
Omg you are on my to do list now for sure, can't wait to be used just for your pleasure
On the plus side you've got nice tits , but the lack of sandwich making is disturbing....I'll have to think about it. 🤔🤔
The only sandwich I will provide is being the middle filler.
Now to decide, top or bottom slice? 🤔 Butter me up I'm going in anyway
Maybe be the top slice so when you are done in 2 min we can carry on and you can let yourself out
The perfect women...🤩🤩🤩 Where have you been hiding? 😂
Always lurking around
Plenty of lurkers ..they should step forward more often, brighten the place up a bit!
I think i should do this more in 2025 🤔
Please do!
So...what does your wife not do for you that other women do?
It's the bumhole fingering, isn't it "She didn't make good sandwiches so she was gone! 😂 | |||
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"Anyway back to the OP How are you enjoying fab or planning too? (Wildtimes stop attention seeking and put a Tshirt on, we all know you've probably got a pot belly now from all the Christmas eating/drinking you've done) 🤭" But validation and attention from miserable middle aged women on fab is all that gets me through the day! 😭😭 | |||
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"Anyway back to the OP How are you enjoying fab or planning too? (Wildtimes stop attention seeking and put a Tshirt on, we all know you've probably got a pot belly now from all the Christmas eating/drinking you've done) 🤭 But validation and attention from miserable middle aged women on fab is all that gets me through the day! 😭😭" Isn't that what's called Menopause though? I've not got there yet to be able to confirm or deny it 🤔 | |||
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"Anyway back to the OP How are you enjoying fab or planning too? (Wildtimes stop attention seeking and put a Tshirt on, we all know you've probably got a pot belly now from all the Christmas eating/drinking you've done) 🤭 But validation and attention from miserable middle aged women on fab is all that gets me through the day! 😭😭 Isn't that what's called Menopause though? I've not got there yet to be able to confirm or deny it 🤔" It's just round the corner ...let me know how it goes 😂 | |||
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"Anyway back to the OP How are you enjoying fab or planning too? (Wildtimes stop attention seeking and put a Tshirt on, we all know you've probably got a pot belly now from all the Christmas eating/drinking you've done) 🤭 But validation and attention from miserable middle aged women on fab is all that gets me through the day! 😭😭 Isn't that what's called Menopause though? I've not got there yet to be able to confirm or deny it 🤔 It's just round the corner ...let me know how it goes 😂" I'll bring a sandwich with me.... could take a while to discuss | |||
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"Anyway back to the OP How are you enjoying fab or planning too? (Wildtimes stop attention seeking and put a Tshirt on, we all know you've probably got a pot belly now from all the Christmas eating/drinking you've done) 🤭 But validation and attention from miserable middle aged women on fab is all that gets me through the day! 😭😭 Isn't that what's called Menopause though? I've not got there yet to be able to confirm or deny it 🤔 It's just round the corner ...let me know how it goes 😂 I'll bring a sandwich with me.... could take a while to discuss " No, it needs to be freshly made I'm afraid! | |||
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"On a serious note, thanks to those blocking me, I can see who hasn't got a sense of humour or sarcasm detector in place 😂😂😂 🙌🙌 Just because someone doesn't find you funny doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humour or understand sarcasm. Just that they don't find your version of humour something they want 💜 But I'm objectively hilarious so that doesn't make sense! I think those people are highly strung need more sex and should chill out, also blocking me is a bit childish as they can still see me on the forums, probably a "them" problem. Good on you for being proud of having a sense of humour that makes you come across as puerile Thank you 😁 and good effort with the nonsensical fish jokes, more practice required! I guess you hear that sentence a lot..."more practice required" You'll get there one day petal, just keep believing
Petal....it's not 1960 love!
you think I wait around to hear their opinion? 😂😂 They're out the door half dressed.. laters "You mean they don't help you pick your toys back up...shame on them...shame. Anyway as this is not on topic I shall leave you to continue derailing the OP's thread in order for you to get the attention you crave | |||
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"On a serious note, thanks to those blocking me, I can see who hasn't got a sense of humour or sarcasm detector in place 😂😂😂 🙌🙌 Just because someone doesn't find you funny doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humour or understand sarcasm. Just that they don't find your version of humour something they want 💜 But I'm objectively hilarious so that doesn't make sense! I think those people are highly strung need more sex and should chill out, also blocking me is a bit childish as they can still see me on the forums, probably a "them" problem. Good on you for being proud of having a sense of humour that makes you come across as puerile Thank you 😁 and good effort with the nonsensical fish jokes, more practice required! I guess you hear that sentence a lot..."more practice required" You'll get there one day petal, just keep believing
Petal....it's not 1960 love!
you think I wait around to hear their opinion? 😂😂 They're out the door half dressed.. laters
You mean they don't help you pick your toys back up...shame on them...shame.
Anyway as this is not on topic I shall leave you to continue derailing the OP's thread in order for you to get the attention you crave "Threads nearly full it will all be over soon 😂 | |||
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