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"I wouldn’t like to mention names. " Thank you! | |||
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"Anyone made a clone a Willy kit ? That’s a weird feeling " Wouldn't you keep your cock still, whilst it's making a mold of it, rather than fuck the kit? | |||
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"Anyone made a clone a Willy kit ? That’s a weird feeling Wouldn't you keep your cock still, whilst it's making a mold of it, rather than fuck the kit?" . Yes but sliding into cold wet moulding material | |||
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"The 4th hole. " hahaha quality | |||
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"My chances. "I've done that so many times it's almost like a habit 🤣 | |||
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"My chances. "Me too . | |||
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 I was young and exploring.. | |||
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"Kai" It's true | |||
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring.."I mean… inanimate objects are all good. If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that… | |||
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…"🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects! | |||
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
"Maybe we should guess…. I’ll start with: - gearstick - the knob on the end of the bed - a deodorant can - a hairbrush | |||
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
"In Suffolk anything is fair game! | |||
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"Anyone made a clone a Willy kit ? That’s a weird feeling " What are the chances! I just did the mould today. I was focusing so much on staying hard (it's so unsexy) that I didn't notice the sensation of the mixture! | |||
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
Maybe we should guess….
I’ll start with:
- gearstick
- the knob on the end of the bed
- a deodorant can
- a hairbrush"You actually guessed two of them correctly! Deodorant can and a hair brush 🤣 The deodorant can wasn't very fun, I stupidly didn't take the lid off and it got stuck, spent an hour trying to get it out 🙈 | |||
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
In Suffolk anything is fair game! "In which case I’m moving to Suffolk | |||
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
In Suffolk anything is fair game! "I'd like to deny that, but.. I can't 🙈 | |||
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
Maybe we should guess….
I’ll start with:
- gearstick
- the knob on the end of the bed
- a deodorant can
- a hairbrush
You actually guessed two of them correctly! Deodorant can and a hair brush 🤣
The deodorant can wasn't very fun, I stupidly didn't take the lid off and it got stuck, spent an hour trying to get it out 🙈"Well you wouldn’t want to fuck the nozzle, would ya? To be honest - deodorant and a hairbrush are pretty common I think. And electric toothbrushes too, I think? I’d have been more impressed if you said you fucked the gear shifter though - I’ve had repetitive dreams about this 😂 | |||
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
Maybe we should guess….
I’ll start with:
- gearstick
- the knob on the end of the bed
- a deodorant can
- a hairbrush
You actually guessed two of them correctly! Deodorant can and a hair brush 🤣
The deodorant can wasn't very fun, I stupidly didn't take the lid off and it got stuck, spent an hour trying to get it out 🙈
Well you wouldn’t want to fuck the nozzle, would ya?
To be honest - deodorant and a hairbrush are pretty common I think. And electric toothbrushes too, I think?
I’d have been more impressed if you said you fucked the gear shifter though - I’ve had repetitive dreams about this 😂"Freezer burn comes to mind 😬 I suppose so! I once used one of those chunky felt tip pens 🤣 Wet dreams? Or nightmares? 👀 | |||
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"If it was one of those normal crayola pens - we could have some fun. If it was more like the size of, you know, a deodorant can….. maybe I’d be scared…. "And I’m not even going there with the freezer burn | |||
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"If it was one of those normal crayola pens - we could have some fun. If it was more like the size of, you know, a deodorant can….. maybe I’d be scared….
And I’m not even going there with the freezer burn "I believe it was! 😝 That would be pretty scary! But you can get the smaller travel sized cans 👀 | |||
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"If it was one of those normal crayola pens - we could have some fun. If it was more like the size of, you know, a deodorant can….. maybe I’d be scared….
And I’m not even going there with the freezer burn
I believe it was! 😝
That would be pretty scary! But you can get the smaller travel sized cans 👀"Pahahahahaha - you froze your flaps nd got a travel sized deodorant cap stuck up there, in one sitting? Outstanding behaviour! 😂 | |||
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"If it was one of those normal crayola pens - we could have some fun. If it was more like the size of, you know, a deodorant can….. maybe I’d be scared….
And I’m not even going there with the freezer burn
I believe it was! 😝
That would be pretty scary! But you can get the smaller travel sized cans 👀
Pahahahahaha - you froze your flaps nd got a travel sized deodorant cap stuck up there, in one sitting?
Outstanding behaviour! 😂"It was not a good day! 😭 Safe to say that it will not be happening again 🤣 | |||
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"an ice Lolly " we’ve done this but you should try a glass dildo you can put in the freezer  | |||
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"have one already too risky putting it in the freezer tho " that’s a shame, Ice lolly it is then, I struggle to handle the intensity lol x | |||
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring..
I mean… inanimate objects are all good.
If it’s like, a Hamster or something - maybe don’t mention that…
🤣 Oh definitely only inanimate objects!
Maybe we should guess….
I’ll start with:
- gearstick YES
- the knob on the end of the bed
YES
- a deodorant can YES
- a hairbrush"NO Drinks flask in bushes at the golf course Driver ...Callaway for those who know Set of ring spanners Various 1 Ltr bottles. Plastic of course | |||
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Either there's lot's of tongue in cheek replies or y'all need help.",, i think they need help | |||
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"For any given definition of fucked. If you've fucked me that can't be your answer. For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked." I had visions of you shagging an Emu’s egg or something. Then it dawned on me the “egg” was a sex toy? Right? | |||
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"For any given definition of fucked. If you've fucked me that can't be your answer. For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked. I had visions of you shagging an Emu’s egg or something. Then it dawned on me the “egg” was a sex toy? Right?" How do you think Rod Hull died? | |||
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"For any given definition of fucked. If you've fucked me that can't be your answer. For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked. I had visions of you shagging an Emu’s egg or something. Then it dawned on me the “egg” was a sex toy? Right? How do you think Rod Hull died? "I was fucking him on a roof one day... suddenly got vinegar stroke and he fucked off somewhere. Never heard from him since. Cunt. | |||
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"For any given definition of fucked. If you've fucked me that can't be your answer. For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked. I had visions of you shagging an Emu’s egg or something. Then it dawned on me the “egg” was a sex toy? Right? How do you think Rod Hull died?
I was fucking him on a roof one day... suddenly got vinegar stroke and he fucked off somewhere.
Never heard from him since. Cunt."He always had his hand in other birds anyway - you didn’t lose too much…. | |||
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"For any given definition of fucked. If you've fucked me that can't be your answer. For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked. I had visions of you shagging an Emu’s egg or something. Then it dawned on me the “egg” was a sex toy? Right?" A "Tenga Egg". I hope it was a sex toy. | |||
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"Put my cock in the exhaust of my motorbike [not running and cold]" Coward 😂 | |||
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"For any given definition of fucked. If you've fucked me that can't be your answer. For me, it's probably one of those eggs from Japan. Incredibly weird, but I suppose at least it's designed to be fucked. I had visions of you shagging an Emu’s egg or something. Then it dawned on me the “egg” was a sex toy? Right? How do you think Rod Hull died?
I was fucking him on a roof one day... suddenly got vinegar stroke and he fucked off somewhere.
Never heard from him since. Cunt.
He always had his hand in other birds anyway - you didn’t lose too much…. "We actually had Emu with us. He was. So tender. Can't believe he ghosted me too. Both fucked off together. I went back in the house to wait for them but they never showed. They need a new TV too. Fucking thing didn't work. | |||
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"No me, but I do know a guy who reckons that he had the ultimate sexual satisfaction when he was working in a bakery by fucking a hot loaf every morning!" By 'no me' I presume it is you? | |||
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"No me, but I do know a guy who reckons that he had the ultimate sexual satisfaction when he was working in a bakery by fucking a hot loaf every morning! By 'no me' I presume it is you?" It's wasn't me,but one of the boys | |||
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"No me, but I do know a guy who reckons that he had the ultimate sexual satisfaction when he was working in a bakery by fucking a hot loaf every morning!" Surprised he didn't lose his skin | |||
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"No me, but I do know a guy who reckons that he had the ultimate sexual satisfaction when he was working in a bakery by fucking a hot loaf every morning!" I'm gonna start baking my own bread | |||
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"No me, but I do know a guy who reckons that he had the ultimate sexual satisfaction when he was working in a bakery by fucking a hot loaf every morning! I'm gonna start baking my own bread" TO EAT NOT TO FUCK | |||
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"No me, but I do know a guy who reckons that he had the ultimate sexual satisfaction when he was working in a bakery by fucking a hot loaf every morning! I'm gonna start baking my own bread TO EAT NOT TO FUCK" Just do both 🤷♂️ once you’ve finished, breakfast is ready | |||
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"Not really sure if I should risk saying mine I was young and exploring.."Very keen to hear | |||
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"A double lolly… guy I was with had an urge to put it up there and watch me suck on it after… 🤷🏻♀️😏" This is sexy!!! What was your take on it | |||
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"I have only fucked wives and they all seemed normal. (It’s normal for a wife to want to make their hubby watch right?)" Oh how I’d love my wife to make me watch you fuck her!!!! | |||
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"Me? Mandy - Jon PS - she's in Germany so won't see this! Hah! " Looking at your gallery, I'd love to fuck Mandy as well. | |||
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"I have only fucked wives and they all seemed normal. (It’s normal for a wife to want to make their hubby watch right?)" Watch and or film, yes Similarly it occured to me recently i dont think i've ever fucked anybody who wasnt married, even when i was young it was always older married women.... | |||
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"The ex wife was a homicidal maniac " I don’t know, if this is weird as I put a lot of us fellas when we were young, either between the mattress, or chairs, anywhere really that we could slide our cocks into | |||
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"A rolled up carpet so i could find out what carpet burns were" What did you learn | |||
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"A rolled up carpet so i could find out what carpet burns were What did you learn" it was thick n soft so tickled my winky | |||
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