FabSwingers.com forum: Cliché verifications

By *Busterflaps OP Man
15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Just for shits n giggles I'll go first...

"Wow what can I say"

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By *eroLondonMan
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

The ones which start off with "Well, what can I say..." and "I'll keep all the details to myself", despite giving everything away regardless.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
15 weeks ago

Markfield

“Left me wanting more”

If that were the case I wouldn’t wish to see them again I suspect.

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By *ea monkeyMan
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

‘Mr is laid back and down to earth, Mrs is the most gorgeous and beautiful woman, with a body to die for, breasts and pussy made for sin’

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By *ea monkeyMan
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"‘Mr is laid back and down to earth, Mrs is the most gorgeous and beautiful woman, with a body to die for, breasts and pussy made for sin’

To me that says; I don’t care about him, he was there and I got to fuck her

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By *ags73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?

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By *zeroMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hands off ladies, this one's mine

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By *ucka39Man
15 weeks ago

Newcastle

The best shag on fab

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
15 weeks ago

Markfield

"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?"

I’ve had this put on veris and it really irritates me! Grim.

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By *ags73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?

I’ve had this put on veris and it really irritates me! Grim. "

I couldn’t say that. I could praise someone up but it’s not for me to take ownership, be proprietary

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By *ffervescentMan
15 weeks ago

winfrith

Don't miss out on this it's what the sites all about .

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
15 weeks ago

Wherever

After a social - “See you soon!”

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
15 weeks ago

Bristol

After viewing on webcam - “can’t wait to meet this one soon”

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By *atinaChica54Woman
15 weeks ago

Marlborough

"Ladies, don't pass this one by"....

I'm actually guilty of using this, I'm not gonna lie.... Meaning for me.... Done with this one ta, NEXT!! OUCH!

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By *uperFlappyVagOhNickLicksMan
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

Defiantly has one of the best bumpussies on FAB. Don't loose this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

“Don’t miss out on this one”

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
15 weeks ago

Wherever

“Lovely guy and hope to catch up again sometime.”

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By *emofaJamesMan
15 weeks ago

London, Notting Hill.

"“Lovely guy and hope to catch up again sometime.”

Haha, very true.

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By *uncouple153Couple
15 weeks ago

Abergavenny

Fill in later

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By *eally_RosieWoman
15 weeks ago

Isle of Axholme

‘Had her squirting all over’ = made her piss herself and now she’s too embarrassed to talk to me

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
15 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Where do I begin...

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By *midnight-Woman
15 weeks ago

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This lady \ couple are the real deal

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By *uperFlappyVagOhNickLicksMan
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Where do I begin..."

You know that meta "how do I cut and paste" thing in your thread?

You've just done it here!

You're getting too bloody good at this now you've seen it in action

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I don't usually cum but this guy..

I don't usually squirt but this guy..

I don't usually leave veris but this guy..

I don't usually give away my bumhole but for this guy..

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By *tarcrossed_SwingersCouple
15 weeks ago

Loughborough

The whole 'verification' nature just feels dead awkward in it's own right!

You've got the clichés which are just dreadful and then the plonkers that break down the entire events right down to each kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

“Soon had me emptying a massive load in her/him”

“Keeping this one for myself”

Don’t get me going on the ones that leave multiple verifications for the same person.

Ok we get it, you’ve had sex with that person multiple times. Well done and have a biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Welcome to my non cliche filled veri’

“Rocked up, he/she was hot, hung out the back of ‘em for a bit. Fucked off home after I’d spaffed. I was good quality dicking. Get in there guys or gals”

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By *a LunaWoman
15 weeks ago

South Wales

“I want to keep him for myself. But ladies I highly recommend him”

Which, reading between the lines, means: Back off bitches, he’s mine!!!!!!!

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By *uffin-Man-Man
15 weeks ago

muffin lane

You should of done the scratch and sniff test

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
15 weeks ago

Reading

"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?"

All my verifications roughly say the same but I’ve had this one twice. Not my favourite.

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By *ffervescentMan
15 weeks ago

winfrith

"Don't miss out on this one it's they are what this sites all about ."
I was tired when I did it

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By *dc1Man
15 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

Best meet ever. When its there only meet.

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By *allGuy1000Man
15 weeks ago

Reading

Wish we had more time (why did you not plan?)

Pussy Tastes good (you’d fucking hope so)

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By *allnHandsome12Man
15 weeks ago

Teesside

‘If you get the chance, don’t mess her about’

‘Won’t say too much, but sorry about the bedsheets, should I say wet sheets…’

‘Keeping this one for myself, best girl on fab’

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By *icolerobbieCouple
15 weeks ago

walsall

I hate verifications. It’s like eBay feedback. So uncouth.

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By *enk15Man
15 weeks ago

Evesham

“Arrived quickly, as described. A+++++”

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By *ucka39Man
15 weeks ago

Newcastle

She had me drenched should've brought my snorkel

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By *issmorganWoman
15 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Sucks like a Dyson.

Bring your A game.

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By *ornLordMan
15 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

Verifications really are the cliché bingo card of Fabs.

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By *Busterflaps OP Man
15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Haha forgot I started this! Some quality replies!

Should really wait until the final post on the thread with this one but...

Signing off with "until next time"

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By *laytime_13Woman
15 weeks ago

Lincs

"“Soon had me emptying a massive load in her/him”

“Keeping this one for myself”

Don’t get me going on the ones that leave multiple verifications for the same person.

Ok we get it, you’ve had sex with that person multiple times. Well done and have a biscuit. "

Yes, just why?!

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By *ags73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"“Soon had me emptying a massive load in her/him”

“Keeping this one for myself”

Don’t get me going on the ones that leave multiple verifications for the same person.

Ok we get it, you’ve had sex with that person multiple times. Well done and have a biscuit. "

‘Just as good as last time.’

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By *afkaMan
15 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

"would love to meet again"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Central

With each meeting, it just keeps getting better and better

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Central

Does what it says on the tin

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By *abluesbabyMan
15 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"100% genuine"

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By *Busterflaps OP Man
15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"left me wanting more"

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By *urious249Man
15 weeks ago

Newry

"Very reluctant to write this veri as I don't want others knowing about this gem"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

“What Fab’s all about.”

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By *erfHerder74Man
15 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Treat him with respect

Hands off he’s mine

And the very explicit ones

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By *Busterflaps OP Man
15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Won't forget anytime soon

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
15 weeks ago

Wherever

„Wow!”

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Maybe the word verification should be changed to testimonial. The verification part of the meet is inferred. Really what we’re all doing is telling someone how much we enjoyed their service.

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
15 weeks ago

Cheshire

“Don’t pass them by…”

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By *oodmessMan
15 weeks ago

yumsville

"Does what it says on the tin

A bit like;

What a thouroughly nice guy did what it said on the tin and a nice cock will def be meeting again

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
15 weeks ago

Ilford

Many verifications are cliched, but if you don't have any you're not likely to meet anyone. It's a bit of a double edged sword.

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
15 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

"Can't wait until the next meet" always gets me

Or "conversation flowed, and put me at ease"

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
15 weeks ago

Wherever

„Pictures don’t give him/her/them justice”

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
15 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

Tough crowd, I've used probably all of these before an don't see a problem lol sometimes I might go right into the nitty gritty of the meet sometimes I might not depends how horny I felt at the time of leaving the veri lol an makes me hotter knowing that I'm letting everyone know I've had the sex with that person and how we had the sex lol

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By *Busterflaps OP Man
15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Known this one for a while

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By *egoMan
15 weeks ago

Preston

Haha everything already mentioned.

Then the profiles with the ‘Sydney’ rubbish.

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By *Busterflaps OP Man
5 days ago

Edinburgh

This was fun when it started. Deserves a bump I reckon

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By *ora the explorerWoman
5 days ago

Paradise, Herts

I licked it. It’s mine

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 days ago

He was a "true gent"

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By *eliWoman
5 days ago

"The ones which start off with "Well, what can I say..." and "I'll keep all the details to myself", despite giving everything away regardless."

Yes! The "I won't go in to detail"... proceeds to do so.

"They are a credit to the scene"

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
5 days ago

honeysuckle cottage

The ones that say ‘I want to keep them to myself’ 😂

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
5 days ago

Didsbury

To be fair most veri’s are crass cliches and humble brags. I find the humble brags the worst. Humble brags are just as bad in forum posts. They make the posters look like school boys talking too loudly in the playground.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
5 days ago

Oldham

I won’t kiss and tell but….

^you left a verification, you kissed and this is you telling.

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By *rowneyedgirl.Woman
5 days ago

Durham

"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?"

Most over used quote on fab

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By *rowneyedgirl.Woman
5 days ago

Durham

Good/great/amazing oral skills.

I think most say this just so you do it more.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
5 days ago

Beverley

"Treat her well guys"

"sucks like a pro" which is surely just a massive insult?

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
5 days ago

Beverley

"He was a "true gent""

I was tempted to change my username to something like this for this very reason, not worried no one else would get it

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 days ago

A den in the Glen

To say she was welcoming, yet desperate was an understatement. The second she opened her legs, the vacuum ripped the shirt off my back.

I would definitely go back for more of this one, if only to hope my shirt was out on the line.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
5 days ago

oxford

"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?

I’ve had this put on veris and it really irritates me! Grim. "

I agree - do they normally not bother? !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
5 days ago

little house on the praire

The verifications the guys leave bigging themselves up.

She happily took my 10in cock then took my multiple cums as I shot my heavy Cumming cock all over her body

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
5 days ago

Beverley

Talking about anything in terms of inches and loads is grim, unless you work in a factory

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 days ago

A den in the Glen

"The verifications the guys leave bigging themselves up.

She happily took my 10in cock then took my multiple cums as I shot my heavy Cumming cock all over her body"

Wow, I must have been tired and it was probably cold in the room

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
5 days ago

Leeds

"treat them with respect"

"Want to keep all to myself"

"What fab is all about"

Mine should say - awkward as fuck had to kiss her to stop the awkward silence 😂

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By *eardyBikerMan
5 days ago

nr stonehaven

"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?"

100%

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By *ife NinjaMan
5 days ago

Dunfermline

Any description of the actual sex. Some things deserve to be kept between the combatants 🤓

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
5 days ago

Beverley

"Any description of the actual sex. Some things deserve to be kept between the combatants 🤓"

A cliche in itself!

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