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By *Busterflaps OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Just for shits n giggles I'll go first...

"Wow what can I say"

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By *eroLondonMan
7 weeks ago

Mayfair

The ones which start off with "Well, what can I say..." and "I'll keep all the details to myself", despite giving everything away regardless.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
7 weeks ago

Markfield

“Left me wanting more”

If that were the case I wouldn’t wish to see them again I suspect.

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By *ea monkeyMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

‘Mr is laid back and down to earth, Mrs is the most gorgeous and beautiful woman, with a body to die for, breasts and pussy made for sin’

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By *ea monkeyMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"‘Mr is laid back and down to earth, Mrs is the most gorgeous and beautiful woman, with a body to die for, breasts and pussy made for sin’

"

To me that says; I don’t care about him, he was there and I got to fuck her

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By *ags73Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?

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By *zeroMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hands off ladies, this one's mine

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By *ucka39Man
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

The best shag on fab

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
7 weeks ago

Markfield


"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?"

I’ve had this put on veris and it really irritates me! Grim.

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By *ags73Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?

I’ve had this put on veris and it really irritates me! Grim. "

I couldn’t say that. I could praise someone up but it’s not for me to take ownership, be proprietary

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By *ffervescentMan
7 weeks ago

winfrith

Don't miss out on this it's what the sites all about .

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
7 weeks ago

Wherever

After a social - “See you soon!”

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
7 weeks ago

Bristol

After viewing on webcam - “can’t wait to meet this one soon”

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By *atinaChica54Woman
7 weeks ago

Marlborough

"Ladies, don't pass this one by"....

I'm actually guilty of using this, I'm not gonna lie.... Meaning for me.... Done with this one ta, NEXT!! OUCH!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards

Defiantly has one of the best bumpussies on FAB. Don't loose this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

“Don’t miss out on this one”

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
7 weeks ago

Wherever

“Lovely guy and hope to catch up again sometime.”

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By *emofaJamesMan
7 weeks ago

London


"“Lovely guy and hope to catch up again sometime.”

"

Haha, very true.

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By *uncouple153Couple
7 weeks ago

Abergavenny

Fill in later

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By *eally_RosieWoman
7 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

‘Had her squirting all over’ = made her piss herself and now she’s too embarrassed to talk to me

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Where do I begin...

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By *midnight-Woman
7 weeks ago

...

This lady \ couple are the real deal

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
7 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Where do I begin..."

You know that meta "how do I cut and paste" thing in your thread?

You've just done it here!

You're getting too bloody good at this now you've seen it in action .

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I don't usually cum but this guy..

I don't usually squirt but this guy..

I don't usually leave veris but this guy..

I don't usually give away my bumhole but for this guy..

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By *tarcrossed_SwingersCouple
7 weeks ago

Loughborough

The whole 'verification' nature just feels dead awkward in it's own right!

You've got the clichés which are just dreadful and then the plonkers that break down the entire events right down to each kiss

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
7 weeks ago

The Continental

“Soon had me emptying a massive load in her/him”

“Keeping this one for myself”

Don’t get me going on the ones that leave multiple verifications for the same person.

Ok we get it, you’ve had sex with that person multiple times. Well done and have a biscuit.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
7 weeks ago

The Continental

Welcome to my non cliche filled veri’

“Rocked up, he/she was hot, hung out the back of ‘em for a bit. Fucked off home after I’d spaffed. I was good quality dicking. Get in there guys or gals”

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By *a LunaWoman
7 weeks ago

South Wales

“I want to keep him for myself. But ladies I highly recommend him”

Which, reading between the lines, means: Back off bitches, he’s mine!!!!!!!

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By *uffin-Man-Man
7 weeks ago

muffin lane

You should of done the scratch and sniff test

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
7 weeks ago

Reading


"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?"

All my verifications roughly say the same but I’ve had this one twice. Not my favourite.

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By *ffervescentMan
7 weeks ago

winfrith


"Don't miss out on this one it's they are what this sites all about ."
I was tired when I did it

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By *dc1Man
7 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

Best meet ever. When its there only meet.

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By *allGuy1000Man
7 weeks ago

Reading

Wish we had more time (why did you not plan?)

Pussy Tastes good (you’d fucking hope so)

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By *allnHandsome12Man
7 weeks ago

Teesside

‘If you get the chance, don’t mess her about’

‘Won’t say too much, but sorry about the bedsheets, should I say wet sheets…’

‘Keeping this one for myself, best girl on fab’

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By *icolerobbieCouple
7 weeks ago

walsall

I hate verifications. It’s like eBay feedback. So uncouth.

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By *enk15Man
7 weeks ago

Evesham

“Arrived quickly, as described. A+++++”

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By *ucka39Man
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

She had me drenched should've brought my snorkel

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By *issmorganWoman
7 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Sucks like a Dyson.

Bring your A game.

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By *ornLordMan
7 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

Verifications really are the cliché bingo card of Fabs.

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By *Busterflaps OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Haha forgot I started this! Some quality replies!

Should really wait until the final post on the thread with this one but...

Signing off with "until next time"

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By *laytime_13Woman
7 weeks ago

Lincs


"“Soon had me emptying a massive load in her/him”

“Keeping this one for myself”

Don’t get me going on the ones that leave multiple verifications for the same person.

Ok we get it, you’ve had sex with that person multiple times. Well done and have a biscuit. "

Yes, just why?!

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By *ags73Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"“Soon had me emptying a massive load in her/him”

“Keeping this one for myself”

Don’t get me going on the ones that leave multiple verifications for the same person.

Ok we get it, you’ve had sex with that person multiple times. Well done and have a biscuit. "

‘Just as good as last time.’

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By *afkaMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

"would love to meet again"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Central

With each meeting, it just keeps getting better and better

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Central

Does what it says on the tin

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By *abluesbabyMan
7 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"100% genuine"

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By *Busterflaps OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"left me wanting more"

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By *urious249Man
7 weeks ago

Newry

"Very reluctant to write this veri as I don't want others knowing about this gem"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

“What Fab’s all about.”

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By *erfHerder74Man
7 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Treat him with respect

Hands off he’s mine

And the very explicit ones

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By *Busterflaps OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Won't forget anytime soon

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
7 weeks ago

Wherever

„Wow!”

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Maybe the word verification should be changed to testimonial. The verification part of the meet is inferred. Really what we’re all doing is telling someone how much we enjoyed their service.

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
7 weeks ago

Cheshire

“Don’t pass them by…”

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By *oodmessMan
7 weeks ago

yumsville


"Does what it says on the tin "

A bit like;

What a thouroughly nice guy did what it said on the tin and a nice cock will def be meeting again

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
7 weeks ago

Ilford

Many verifications are cliched, but if you don't have any you're not likely to meet anyone. It's a bit of a double edged sword.

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
7 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

"Can't wait until the next meet" always gets me

Or "conversation flowed, and put me at ease"

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
7 weeks ago

Wherever

„Pictures don’t give him/her/them justice”

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
7 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

Tough crowd, I've used probably all of these before an don't see a problem lol sometimes I might go right into the nitty gritty of the meet sometimes I might not depends how horny I felt at the time of leaving the veri lol an makes me hotter knowing that I'm letting everyone know I've had the sex with that person and how we had the sex lol

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By *Busterflaps OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Known this one for a while

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By *egoMan
7 weeks ago

Preston

Haha everything already mentioned.

Then the profiles with the ‘Sydney’ rubbish.

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