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By *Busterflaps OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Just for shits n giggles I'll go first...

"Wow what can I say"

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By *eroLondonMan
29 weeks ago

Mayfair

The ones which start off with "Well, what can I say..." and "I'll keep all the details to myself", despite giving everything away regardless.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
29 weeks ago

Markfield

“Left me wanting more”

If that were the case I wouldn’t wish to see them again I suspect.

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By *ea monkeyMan
29 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

‘Mr is laid back and down to earth, Mrs is the most gorgeous and beautiful woman, with a body to die for, breasts and pussy made for sin’

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By *ea monkeyMan
29 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"‘Mr is laid back and down to earth, Mrs is the most gorgeous and beautiful woman, with a body to die for, breasts and pussy made for sin’

"

To me that says; I don’t care about him, he was there and I got to fuck her

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By *ags73Man
29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?

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By *zeroMan
29 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hands off ladies, this one's mine

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By *ucka39Man
29 weeks ago

Newcastle

The best shag on fab

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
29 weeks ago

Markfield


"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?"

I’ve had this put on veris and it really irritates me! Grim.

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By *ags73Man
29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?

I’ve had this put on veris and it really irritates me! Grim. "

I couldn’t say that. I could praise someone up but it’s not for me to take ownership, be proprietary

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By *ffervescentMan
29 weeks ago

winfrith

Don't miss out on this it's what the sites all about .

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
29 weeks ago

London

After a social - “See you soon!”

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
29 weeks ago

Bristol

After viewing on webcam - “can’t wait to meet this one soon”

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By *atinaChica54Woman
29 weeks ago

Marlborough

"Ladies, don't pass this one by"....

I'm actually guilty of using this, I'm not gonna lie.... Meaning for me.... Done with this one ta, NEXT!! OUCH!

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

Defiantly has one of the best bumpussies on FAB. Don't loose this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

“Don’t miss out on this one”

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
29 weeks ago

London

“Lovely guy and hope to catch up again sometime.”

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By *emofaJamesMan
29 weeks ago

London, Notting Hill.


"“Lovely guy and hope to catch up again sometime.”

"

Haha, very true.

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By *uncouple153Couple
29 weeks ago

Abergavenny

Fill in later

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By *aughtyPumpkinWoman
29 weeks ago

Not Far From Doncaster

‘Had her squirting all over’ = made her piss herself and now she’s too embarrassed to talk to me

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
29 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Where do I begin...

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By *midnight-Woman
29 weeks ago

...

This lady \ couple are the real deal

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Where do I begin..."

You know that meta "how do I cut and paste" thing in your thread?

You've just done it here!

You're getting too bloody good at this now you've seen it in action .

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I don't usually cum but this guy..

I don't usually squirt but this guy..

I don't usually leave veris but this guy..

I don't usually give away my bumhole but for this guy..

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By *tarcrossed_SwingersCouple
29 weeks ago

Loughborough

The whole 'verification' nature just feels dead awkward in it's own right!

You've got the clichés which are just dreadful and then the plonkers that break down the entire events right down to each kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

“Soon had me emptying a massive load in her/him”

“Keeping this one for myself”

Don’t get me going on the ones that leave multiple verifications for the same person.

Ok we get it, you’ve had sex with that person multiple times. Well done and have a biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Welcome to my non cliche filled veri’

“Rocked up, he/she was hot, hung out the back of ‘em for a bit. Fucked off home after I’d spaffed. I was good quality dicking. Get in there guys or gals”

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By *a LunaWoman
29 weeks ago

o o OO o o

“I want to keep him for myself. But ladies I highly recommend him”

Which, reading between the lines, means: Back off bitches, he’s mine!!!!!!!

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By *uffin-Man-Man
29 weeks ago

muffin lane

You should of done the scratch and sniff test

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
29 weeks ago

Reading


"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?"

All my verifications roughly say the same but I’ve had this one twice. Not my favourite.

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By *ffervescentMan
29 weeks ago

winfrith


"Don't miss out on this one it's they are what this sites all about ."
I was tired when I did it

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By *dc1Man
29 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

Best meet ever. When its there only meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Wish we had more time (why did you not plan?)

Pussy Tastes good (you’d fucking hope so)

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By *allnHandsome12Man
29 weeks ago

Teesside

‘If you get the chance, don’t mess her about’

‘Won’t say too much, but sorry about the bedsheets, should I say wet sheets…’

‘Keeping this one for myself, best girl on fab’

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By *icolerobbieCouple
29 weeks ago

walsall

I hate verifications. It’s like eBay feedback. So uncouth.

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By *enk15Man
29 weeks ago

Evesham

“Arrived quickly, as described. A+++++”

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By *ucka39Man
29 weeks ago

Newcastle

She had me drenched should've brought my snorkel

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By *issmorganWoman
29 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Sucks like a Dyson.

Bring your A game.

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By *ornLordMan
29 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

Verifications really are the cliché bingo card of Fabs.

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By *Busterflaps OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Haha forgot I started this! Some quality replies!

Should really wait until the final post on the thread with this one but...

Signing off with "until next time"

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By *laytime_13Woman
29 weeks ago

Lincs


"“Soon had me emptying a massive load in her/him”

“Keeping this one for myself”

Don’t get me going on the ones that leave multiple verifications for the same person.

Ok we get it, you’ve had sex with that person multiple times. Well done and have a biscuit. "

Yes, just why?!

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By *ags73Man
29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"“Soon had me emptying a massive load in her/him”

“Keeping this one for myself”

Don’t get me going on the ones that leave multiple verifications for the same person.

Ok we get it, you’ve had sex with that person multiple times. Well done and have a biscuit. "

‘Just as good as last time.’

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By *afkaMan
29 weeks ago

Nottingham

"would love to meet again"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Central

With each meeting, it just keeps getting better and better

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Central

Does what it says on the tin

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By *abluesbabyMan
29 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"100% genuine"

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By *Busterflaps OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"left me wanting more"

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By *urious249Man
29 weeks ago

Newry

"Very reluctant to write this veri as I don't want others knowing about this gem"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
29 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

“What Fab’s all about.”

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By *erfHerder74Man
29 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Treat him with respect

Hands off he’s mine

And the very explicit ones

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By *Busterflaps OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Won't forget anytime soon

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
29 weeks ago

London

„Wow!”

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By *elix SightedMan
29 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Maybe the word verification should be changed to testimonial. The verification part of the meet is inferred. Really what we’re all doing is telling someone how much we enjoyed their service.

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
29 weeks ago

Cheshire

“Don’t pass them by…”

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By *oodmessMan
29 weeks ago

yumsville


"Does what it says on the tin "

A bit like;

What a thouroughly nice guy did what it said on the tin and a nice cock will def be meeting again

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
29 weeks ago

Ilford

Many verifications are cliched, but if you don't have any you're not likely to meet anyone. It's a bit of a double edged sword.

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
29 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

"Can't wait until the next meet" always gets me

Or "conversation flowed, and put me at ease"

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
29 weeks ago

London

„Pictures don’t give him/her/them justice”

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Tough crowd, I've used probably all of these before an don't see a problem lol sometimes I might go right into the nitty gritty of the meet sometimes I might not depends how horny I felt at the time of leaving the veri lol an makes me hotter knowing that I'm letting everyone know I've had the sex with that person and how we had the sex lol

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By *Busterflaps OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Known this one for a while

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By *egoMan
29 weeks ago

Preston

Haha everything already mentioned.

Then the profiles with the ‘Sydney’ rubbish.

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By *Busterflaps OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Edinburgh

This was fun when it started. Deserves a bump I reckon

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By *ora the explorerWoman
14 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I licked it. It’s mine

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

He was a "true gent"

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By *eliWoman
14 weeks ago

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"The ones which start off with "Well, what can I say..." and "I'll keep all the details to myself", despite giving everything away regardless."

Yes! The "I won't go in to detail"... proceeds to do so.

"They are a credit to the scene"

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
14 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

The ones that say ‘I want to keep them to myself’ 😂

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
14 weeks ago

Didsbury

To be fair most veri’s are crass cliches and humble brags. I find the humble brags the worst. Humble brags are just as bad in forum posts. They make the posters look like school boys talking too loudly in the playground.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
14 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

I won’t kiss and tell but….

^you left a verification, you kissed and this is you telling.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?"

Most over used quote on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Good/great/amazing oral skills.

I think most say this just so you do it more.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
14 weeks ago

Beverley

"Treat her well guys"

"sucks like a pro" which is surely just a massive insult?

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
14 weeks ago

Beverley


"He was a "true gent""

I was tempted to change my username to something like this for this very reason, not worried no one else would get it

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

To say she was welcoming, yet desperate was an understatement. The second she opened her legs, the vacuum ripped the shirt off my back.

I would definitely go back for more of this one, if only to hope my shirt was out on the line.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
14 weeks ago

North Wessex Downs Ares


"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?

I’ve had this put on veris and it really irritates me! Grim. "

I agree - do they normally not bother? !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
14 weeks ago

little house on the praire

The verifications the guys leave bigging themselves up.

She happily took my 10in cock then took my multiple cums as I shot my heavy Cumming cock all over her body

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
14 weeks ago

Beverley

Talking about anything in terms of inches and loads is grim, unless you work in a factory

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"The verifications the guys leave bigging themselves up.

She happily took my 10in cock then took my multiple cums as I shot my heavy Cumming cock all over her body"

Wow, I must have been tired and it was probably cold in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"treat them with respect"

"Want to keep all to myself"

"What fab is all about"

Mine should say - awkward as fuck had to kiss her to stop the awkward silence 😂

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By *eardyBikerMan
14 weeks ago

nr stonehaven


"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?"

100%

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By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Any description of the actual sex. Some things deserve to be kept between the combatants 🤓

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
14 weeks ago

Beverley


"Any description of the actual sex. Some things deserve to be kept between the combatants 🤓"

A cliche in itself!

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By *quirtyndirty!Couple
5 weeks ago

Nottingham

If Carlsberg did swingers... they don't. They do average lager.

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By *ere4It3000Couple
5 weeks ago

Belgium

Don’t miss out on this one

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By *iss.BellaWoman
5 weeks ago

.

Don't pass this one by

Until next time

Sorry about the extra washing

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield


"

Sorry about the extra washing

"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *uke OzadeMan
5 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Knows her way around a cock, took a pounding and gave her all 12 inches…

*checks profile photos* - fucked her 3 times then!

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

There’s a lady who’s veris pop up on all lot of the profiles that message me. Every one is copy paste word for word the same 🤣

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By *sStephenPickleMan
5 weeks ago

Ends

‘There were no pickles’

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By *rebus1975Man
5 weeks ago

B

‘Treat them well people’

‘I want them all to myself’

‘Words fail me’

🙄🙄

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"‘There were no pickles’"

You should bring a little gift of those packets of cocktail pickles to every social/meet

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By *sStephenPickleMan
5 weeks ago

Ends


"‘There were no pickles’

You should bring a little gift of those packets of cocktail pickles to every social/meet"

Ok. I’ll give them the real pickle later

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
5 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Saw one recently.

"He left my pussy dripping with cum".

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By *sStephenPickleMan
5 weeks ago

Ends


"Saw one recently.

"He left my pussy dripping with cum".

"

Disgusting.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
5 weeks ago

Altrincham

OK... all these cliché examples, what would they rather say? 🤔 🤷🏼‍♂️

👸🏼

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Central


"There’s a lady who’s veris pop up on all lot of the profiles that message me. Every one is copy paste word for word the same 🤣"

Is she forgetting who they are and just giving them a stock copy paste one?

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"There’s a lady who’s veris pop up on all lot of the profiles that message me. Every one is copy paste word for word the same 🤣

Is she forgetting who they are and just giving them a stock copy paste one?"

Yep! Each and every verification is the typical “wow what a man, don’t pass this one by ladies, he fucked me so hard I could barely walk…. Blah blah blah” and they’re all copy paste identical

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By *sStephenPickleMan
5 weeks ago

Ends


"OK... all these cliché examples, what would they rather say? 🤔 🤷🏼‍♂️

👸🏼 "

Something genuine about the person?

I would rather no verification than a generic verification

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
5 weeks ago

Altrincham


"OK... all these cliché examples, what would they rather say? 🤔 🤷🏼‍♂️

👸🏼

Something genuine about the person?

I would rather no verification than a generic verification "

Mine are personal but I do ask for that rather than something crude & degrading

If someone left a verification I wasn't happy to be public I'd hide it

👸🏼

👸🏼

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By *ilffadMan
5 weeks ago

swansea

"Treat her with respect, guys"

Does that even need to be said? Do we now disrespect people?

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
5 weeks ago

Reading


"OK... all these cliché examples, what would they rather say? 🤔 🤷🏼‍♂️

👸🏼

Something genuine about the person?

I would rather no verification than a generic verification

Mine are personal but I do ask for that rather than something crude & degrading

If someone left a verification I wasn't happy to be public I'd hide it

👸🏼

👸🏼 "

I don't normally ask for verifications but if it is discussed, I do ask that it isn't crude or explicit. Anything I'm not comfortable with, I won't show it on my profile.

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By *ittleLiaisonsWoman
5 weeks ago

Birmingham

Rammed me good, fanny looked like a carrier bag afterwards.. one of the good guys on here.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
5 weeks ago

Ends


"OK... all these cliché examples, what would they rather say? 🤔 🤷🏼‍♂️

👸🏼

Something genuine about the person?

I would rather no verification than a generic verification

Mine are personal but I do ask for that rather than something crude & degrading

If someone left a verification I wasn't happy to be public I'd hide it

👸🏼

👸🏼 "

Sexual verifications are yuck.

I don’t want anyone to know who I have sex with. I’m embarrassed of them.

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By *outhernC0mfortMan
5 weeks ago

Cumbria

"worth getting out of bed for" wouldn't be a good one to see as be misconstrued and be taken the wrong way..

Latter one maybe not good one to see either.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
5 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane


"Rammed me good, fanny looked like a carrier bag afterwards.. one of the good guys on here."
this did tickle me

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By *outhLondonSmileMan
5 weeks ago

South London

Saying you’ll be going back. And then never seeing another veri.

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman
5 weeks ago

London

“He/she knows what he/she’s doing”

…Whatever that means

Personally, I dislike verifications using the common expression here “…In every hole..”

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By *akey199Man
5 weeks ago

work all over


"‘Treat this one with respect’ is the cliche isn’t it?

All my verifications roughly say the same but I’ve had this one twice. Not my favourite."

How could you stomach even a minute with the one that wrote the veri on your profile? I was sick in my mouth at least 5 times while reading the first couple of lines!

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By *uckurcumMan
5 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

' What this site is all about '

Speaks volumes lol

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By *an SummersMan
5 weeks ago

Near you?

“She took every inch of me like a pro”

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton

I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time "

I bet your hotel has fantastic views of the mountainous peeks to the north and lovely views of the thick things to the south ?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time

I bet your hotel has fantastic views of the mountainous peeks to the north and lovely views of the thick things to the south ? "

Are you referring to my penis ? 🤣🤣

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time

I bet your hotel has fantastic views of the mountainous peeks to the north and lovely views of the thick things to the south ?

Are you referring to my penis ? 🤣🤣"

Does it have a lift to get to the top?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time

I bet your hotel has fantastic views of the mountainous peeks to the north and lovely views of the thick things to the south ?

Are you referring to my penis ? 🤣🤣

Does it have a lift to get to the top? "

No but i do have a large helmet ... in case you fall

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
5 weeks ago

Hatfield


"I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time

I bet your hotel has fantastic views of the mountainous peeks to the north and lovely views of the thick things to the south ?

Are you referring to my penis ? 🤣🤣

Does it have a lift to get to the top?

No but i do have a large helmet ... in case you fall "

Bet my helmet is bigger then yours

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I hide most of mine only leave two so i stop getting the random "fake" message 🤣 as they feel a bit trip advisory sometimes like my vaginas a nice hotel theyve stayed in one time

I bet your hotel has fantastic views of the mountainous peeks to the north and lovely views of the thick things to the south ?

Are you referring to my penis ? 🤣🤣

Does it have a lift to get to the top?

No but i do have a large helmet ... in case you fall

Bet my helmet is bigger then yours "

🤣🤣🤣 swordfighttttttt

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By *he MinionMan
5 weeks ago

.

One of mine just simple says "He's alright. Not a bad fuck"

Which hurt at the time because i'm way better than "not bad" !

Just makes me chuckle now though !

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By *estinysswingersCouple
5 weeks ago

Worsley

‘Treat them with respect.’

All that I see what I see this is Ali G saying respect

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By *londebiguyMan
5 weeks ago

Southport

"Don't mess this one around."

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
5 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Keeping him/her/them all to myself

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By *londebiguyMan
5 weeks ago

Southport


"One of mine just simple says "He's alright. Not a bad fuck"

Which hurt at the time because i'm way better than "not bad" !

Just makes me chuckle now though !"

Ahhh, but we've only your word against that veri!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Still waiting for “flaps bigger than dumbos ears” as a veri. I would proudly display that one

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Still waiting for “flaps bigger than dumbos ears” as a veri. I would proudly display that one "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love this

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By *ustus5555Woman
5 weeks ago

Mansfield

Sucked me to completion. 🤷

And??

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
5 weeks ago

Aberdeen

This is what fabs all about...then go on to say how amazing the meet was

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Sucked me to completion. 🤷

And??"

He left. 😆

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North

“Fucked me good”

Oh well in that case …

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"“Fucked me good”

Oh well in that case … "

It sounds even worse if you say it with a hillbilly accent. 😆 🤣

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"“Fucked me good”

Oh well in that case …

It sounds even worse if you say it with a hillbilly accent. 😆 🤣 "

What are you implying about my dulcet Lancashire tones Mr Gent? 😂😆

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"“Fucked me good”

Oh well in that case …

It sounds even worse if you say it with a hillbilly accent. 😆 🤣

What are you implying about my dulcet Lancashire tones Mr Gent? 😂😆"

I'd luv your accent- I'm a Manc.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"“Fucked me good”

Oh well in that case …

It sounds even worse if you say it with a hillbilly accent. 😆 🤣

What are you implying about my dulcet Lancashire tones Mr Gent? 😂😆

I'd luv your accent- I'm a Manc. "

Haha, condolences 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Until next time"

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"“Fucked me good”

Oh well in that case …

It sounds even worse if you say it with a hillbilly accent. 😆 🤣

What are you implying about my dulcet Lancashire tones Mr Gent? 😂😆

I'd luv your accent- I'm a Manc.

Haha, condolences 😉"

Ouch.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
5 weeks ago

Up North


"“Fucked me good”

Oh well in that case …

It sounds even worse if you say it with a hillbilly accent. 😆 🤣

What are you implying about my dulcet Lancashire tones Mr Gent? 😂😆

I'd luv your accent- I'm a Manc.

Haha, condolences 😉

Ouch. "

😂😂 joking, we’re basically neighbours

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By *ariaxxxxWoman
5 weeks ago

London/Kent

"Treat with respect"

"Bring your A game"

To me they're cringe worthy

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By *host63Man
5 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

I don't get that many meets so I would never complain about a positive verification.

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"“Fucked me good”

Oh well in that case …

It sounds even worse if you say it with a hillbilly accent. 😆 🤣

What are you implying about my dulcet Lancashire tones Mr Gent? 😂😆

I'd luv your accent- I'm a Manc.

Haha, condolences 😉

Ouch.

😂😂 joking, we’re basically neighbours "

Lol

Fancy some chips and gravy - my treat?

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By *awpleasureMan
5 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

He is so laid back and she was far better looking than her pics

He's a gentleman and her pics don't do her justice

She was much more gorgeous in person

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By *jonesMan
5 weeks ago

south west

I won't go into details

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I won't go into details "

To be fair - many things do not need to be mentioned.

(See above). 😆

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By *an SummersMan
5 weeks ago

Near you?


"Still waiting for “flaps bigger than dumbos ears” as a veri. I would proudly display that one "

I’m rather partial to some large labia, so like the sound of those flaps. I would love to be the person leaving that veri!

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By *jonesMan
5 weeks ago

south west


"Still waiting for “flaps bigger than dumbos ears” as a veri. I would proudly display that one "

Can you fly ?

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By *he MinionMan
5 weeks ago

.

Bring your A game

Hotter than their pics

Treat with respect

Dont pass this one by.

All classic veri' fodder

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
5 weeks ago

out in the sticks..

Goes something like this...Met in a club/at event, absolutely gorgeous , didn't to play but looking forward to catching up soon = only goto clubs for the "lifestyle" , billy no mates in the real world or they obviously didn't fancy you and fobbed you off 🤣🤣🤣

Don't get the whole social verification, its like reviewing a restaurant you havent eaten in or a car you haven't driven. Pointless!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
5 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Goes something like this...Met in a club/at event, absolutely gorgeous , didn't to play but looking forward to catching up soon = only goto clubs for the "lifestyle" , billy no mates in the real world or they obviously didn't fancy you and fobbed you off 🤣🤣🤣

Don't get the whole social verification, its like reviewing a restaurant you havent eaten in or a car you haven't driven. Pointless!"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *awpleasureMan
5 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Goes something like this...Met in a club/at event, absolutely gorgeous , didn't to play but looking forward to catching up soon = only goto clubs for the "lifestyle" , billy no mates in the real world or they obviously didn't fancy you and fobbed you off 🤣🤣🤣

Don't get the whole social verification, its like reviewing a restaurant you havent eaten in or a car you haven't driven. Pointless!"

I know but if you liked the look of the food or how the car looked i get it. For guys who don't get meets or veris, these social verifications can perhaps lead to more meets. (BTW yes I got a social verification today)

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By *rightonsteveMan
5 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think i’ve got one that says I’m a shit shag.

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By *exyInLatinMan
5 weeks ago

Warsop

‘Shit but tries hard’ 🤣

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By *sTiqueWoman
5 weeks ago

Ilkley


"‘Shit but tries hard’ 🤣"

Now War, lets hope only half of this one is true??

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By *eenriderMan
5 weeks ago

bristol

“Beautiful inside and out” - is this a surgeon?!

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By *ub with a ChubbMan
5 weeks ago

Southwest & Cork City

Going from the cringeworthy veri's I see, half makes me glad I don't have any. Lol

The usual ones:

"treat her with respect"

"Don't pass her by"

"Bring your A game"

Followed closely be the:

I'm not gonna kiss and tell"

But proceeds to give a blow by blow account of the meet.

Then the massaging their own ego:

"She swallowed my 10 inches"

"took a good pounding"

Ick! Ick! Ick!

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By *reasyontheeyesMan
5 weeks ago

out in the sticks..

Verification bingo

"Chatted to gorgeous for months online but finally met tonight. Sociable, funny, friendly and sexy. Look forward to seeing more of you hopefully. Treat with respect. One of the good ones for sure x"

Bingo anyone? I call house 🤣🤣🤣

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By *allipygousMan
5 weeks ago

Leicester


"Goes something like this...Met in a club/at event, absolutely gorgeous , didn't to play but looking forward to catching up soon = only goto clubs for the "lifestyle" , billy no mates in the real world or they obviously didn't fancy you and fobbed you off 🤣🤣🤣

Don't get the whole social verification, its like reviewing a restaurant you havent eaten in or a car you haven't driven. Pointless!"

I get displaying one or two social verifications to show you turn up but having a whole raft of them from organised mass socials and not one that says you fucked the person leaving the veri just screams your unfuckableness.

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
5 weeks ago

All over the place

Had another meet with this one

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By *layfullsamMan
5 weeks ago

Solihull

Don’t call me again or I’ll call the police

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
5 weeks ago

All over the place


"Don’t call me again or I’ll call the police "

Haha

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