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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York

I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

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By *r TriomanMan
10 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Where's the best place in the UK to live to meet Fab-Stars and get sex?

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By *vaRose43Woman
10 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships"

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

🤣

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By *ildTimes.Man
10 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? "

Bend over and I'll show you 😂

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By *ildTimes.Man
10 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships"

Are you actually a Dr?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
10 weeks ago

Wherever

Slow day?

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By *vaRose43Woman
10 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

Bend over and I'll show you 😂 "

I need to see your diploma before I’m giving my 🍑

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Where's the best place in the UK to live to meet Fab-Stars and get sex?"

It's only for the Fabettes.

He's here to guide them into the promise land.

Observe in awe, as the seas part, before his heavenly rod.

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
10 weeks ago

london

Is it true that if you don’t use it you lose it? Just asking as I don’t see verifications

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Where's the best place in the UK to live to meet Fab-Stars and get sex?

It's only for the Fabettes.

He's here to guide them into the promise land.

Observe in awe, as the seas part, before his heavenly rod."

You’re on form today

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By *rostgiantMan
10 weeks ago

Chippenham


"

He's here to guide them into the promise land.

Observe in awe, as the seas part, before his heavenly rod."

BEHOLD! THE HERO THAT NO-ONE ASKED FOR!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What are you a Dr of, OP?

Mrs TMN x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

What's the best way for me to appeal to straight men? They seem to avoid me for some reason. Except the ones who don't. I'm after the ones who do...

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By *hePleasurerMan
10 weeks ago

Cheshire

Mansplaining is alive and well.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn!

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By *imples24Man
10 weeks ago

tamworth


"What are you a Dr of, OP?

Mrs TMN x"

I’m guessing sex and relationship advice for women only 🤷‍♂️

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By *vaRose43Woman
10 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships"

What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds?

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"

He's here to guide them into the promise land.

Observe in awe, as the seas part, before his heavenly rod.

BEHOLD! THE HERO THAT NO-ONE ASKED FOR!"

Or wanted. A bit like Boris

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn!"

If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice!

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds? "

You let him go on doing something you didn't like for that long or is this a made up story?

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn!

If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice! "

You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women

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By *vaRose43Woman
10 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds?

You let him go on doing something you didn't like for that long or is this a made up story?"

Is 68 seconds long for you?

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds?

You let him go on doing something you didn't like for that long or is this a made up story?

Is 68 seconds long for you?"

For someone doing something to me that I don't like, yes

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

What question would you most like to be asked on this thread OP?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
10 weeks ago

North Angus

🥸🍿

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"What question would you most like to be asked on this thread OP? "

Fire away

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York

I've got to go soon but I'll read back when I can

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By *oodmessMan
10 weeks ago

yumsville


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships"

All the fabberettaas come to me for the opinions and advice, they go to other more normal people for fab chat. Top tip

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Where's the best place in the UK to live to meet Fab-Stars and get sex?

It's only for the Fabettes.

He's here to guide them into the promise land.

Observe in awe, as the seas part, before his heavenly rod.

You’re on form today "

I'm off work and the devil makes work for idle hands.

Don't mind me OP, my sarcasm is a defence mechanism through which I project my insecurities onto the world. I read it on BuzzFeed.

Did you know you can work out which Harry Potter house you belong to from your Disney movie playlist? I'm Ravenclaw, that's why I wear a Dalmatian fur coat, whilst dueling evil Sheriffs to rescue foxy maids, from their wicked step-mothers.

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn!

If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice!

You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women"

Oh plenty, had very little choice growing up and over the years. I have far more women in my life than I have men, surrounded by them.

Family, friends, ex partners, friends of friends - I have had many a deep and or intimate conversation. Even acquaintances, and colleagues and the majority of people I deal with professionally are women

Cant get away from them.

Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made.

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By *ildTimes.Man
10 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

Bend over and I'll show you 😂

I need to see your diploma before I’m giving my 🍑"

I've got a B-TEC , will that do?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈"

What's your 3 favourite Disney movies?

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn!

If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice!

You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women

Oh plenty, had very little choice growing up and over the years. I have far more women in my life than I have men, surrounded by them.

Family, friends, ex partners, friends of friends - I have had many a deep and or intimate conversation. Even acquaintances, and colleagues and the majority of people I deal with professionally are women

Cant get away from them.

Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made. "

My advice to you is that you talk more than you listen

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By *oodmessMan
10 weeks ago

yumsville


"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn!

If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice!

You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women

Oh plenty, had very little choice growing up and over the years. I have far more women in my life than I have men, surrounded by them.

Family, friends, ex partners, friends of friends - I have had many a deep and or intimate conversation. Even acquaintances, and colleagues and the majority of people I deal with professionally are women

Cant get away from them.

Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made.

My opinion to you is that you talk more than you listen"

FIFY

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By *amie HantsWoman
10 weeks ago

Atlantis


" Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made. "

That’s so true for me

Although, on occasion I’ll remember some good advice from years ago and apply it to a current situation.

I will take advice I just gotta let it marinate in my brain long enough for me to think it was my idea

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈

What's your 3 favourite Disney movies?"

Maleficent

Fantasia

101 Dalmatians

... probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds? "

Don't we just fake it by that point?

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By *tevenTellyCouple
10 weeks ago

Newmarket


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds? "

Best comment i have read on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


" Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made.

That’s so true for me

Although, on occasion I’ll remember some good advice from years ago and apply it to a current situation.

I will take advice I just gotta let it marinate in my brain long enough for me to think it was my idea "

Ohhhh I like that! I'm totally borrowing that.

No I'm not thinking by brain is marinating your idea.

🤩😍

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈

What's your 3 favourite Disney movies?

Maleficent

Fantasia

101 Dalmatians

... probably.

"

Do I win a prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Okay here is a question for you...

How do you learn to deep throat?

I personally dont like gagging on cock, especially when i can feel the bile rising and my eyes start to water. Surely thats not an attractive thing to witness!

X

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
10 weeks ago

Cardiff

I'm genuinely interested to hear this 'advice'

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈

What's your 3 favourite Disney movies?

Maleficent

Fantasia

101 Dalmatians

... probably.

"

You're Ravenclaw too!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

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By *oodmessMan
10 weeks ago

yumsville


"I'm genuinely interested to hear this 'advice'"

I can summarise:

I have spare time.

This is a made up story.

Talk intimately to many women

For someone I don't like, yes.

I'll be back.

Talk don't listen.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈

What's your 3 favourite Disney movies?

Maleficent

Fantasia

101 Dalmatians

... probably.

You're Ravenclaw too!"

Hmmmm.

And here I thought I was in the House of Mordor. 🙄

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn!

If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice!

You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women

Oh plenty, had very little choice growing up and over the years. I have far more women in my life than I have men, surrounded by them.

Family, friends, ex partners, friends of friends - I have had many a deep and or intimate conversation. Even acquaintances, and colleagues and the majority of people I deal with professionally are women

Cant get away from them.

Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made.

My advice to you is that you talk more than you listen"

Oh I listen extremely well, my neurological condition holds me hostage to gather as much information as I can about what I'm being told, from a logical, emotional and empathetic place. Consider as many angles and situations before going in with any kind of "advice".

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By *agerMorganMan
10 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Oh it’s OP again with his “wisdom” again. 🙄

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


" Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made.

That’s so true for me

Although, on occasion I’ll remember some good advice from years ago and apply it to a current situation.

I will take advice I just gotta let it marinate in my brain long enough for me to think it was my idea "

🤣🤣 that sounds so like my daughter.

I get what Kai is saying, on a level. Although, in my experience women are more open to challenge, just less open to being advised directly. They will consider it, when it's offered as an alternative perspective. Men on the other hand on the surface will take advice, but seldom consider it further, if it doesn't align with their views.

Far from being universal observation, but it is something I have noticed.

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


" Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made.

That’s so true for me

Although, on occasion I’ll remember some good advice from years ago and apply it to a current situation.

I will take advice I just gotta let it marinate in my brain long enough for me to think it was my idea "

I probably should have added "won't take advice especially from random stranger including those posing as professional on the internet"

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈

What's your 3 favourite Disney movies?

Maleficent

Fantasia

101 Dalmatians

... probably.

You're Ravenclaw too!

Hmmmm.

And here I thought I was in the House of Mordor. 🙄"

Sorry BuzzFeed has spoken.

You're going to have to recreate your identity now.

You get a broom though!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
10 weeks ago

kent


"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn!

If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice!

You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women

Oh plenty, had very little choice growing up and over the years. I have far more women in my life than I have men, surrounded by them.

Family, friends, ex partners, friends of friends - I have had many a deep and or intimate conversation. Even acquaintances, and colleagues and the majority of people I deal with professionally are women

Cant get away from them.

Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made.

My advice to you is that you talk more than you listen

Oh I listen extremely well, my neurological condition holds me hostage to gather as much information as I can about what I'm being told, from a logical, emotional and empathetic place. Consider as many angles and situations before going in with any kind of "advice"."

I wouldn’t worry. If you read his response as written, he’s telling you to talk more, listen less. Words of wisdom right there.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈

What's your 3 favourite Disney movies?

Maleficent

Fantasia

101 Dalmatians

... probably.

You're Ravenclaw too!

Hmmmm.

And here I thought I was in the House of Mordor. 🙄

Sorry BuzzFeed has spoken.

You're going to have to recreate your identity now.

You get a broom though!"

Oh.

Meh, I cba. I'll practice cognitive dissonance and ignore BuzzFeed. Everyone else does. 😜

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"I've got to go soon but I'll read back when I can"

Soon come back.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Where's the best place in the UK to live to meet Fab-Stars and get sex?"

I can answer this. According to my friends list and hotlist and general comings and goings I noticed on Fab.

It's the Midlands. They are a fruity old bunch them lot.

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By *tu.xMan
10 weeks ago

around

Satire surely

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"Satire surely "

🧐

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Sigh. No advice for me. Obviously I'm not considered a Fabette. 🙄🌈

What's your 3 favourite Disney movies?

Maleficent

Fantasia

101 Dalmatians

... probably.

You're Ravenclaw too!

Hmmmm.

And here I thought I was in the House of Mordor. 🙄

Sorry BuzzFeed has spoken.

You're going to have to recreate your identity now.

You get a broom though!

Oh.

Meh, I cba. I'll practice cognitive dissonance and ignore BuzzFeed. Everyone else does. 😜 "

I'm sure some old dead greek dude said that was the mark of a mature mind. Maybe he knew better than BuzzFeed.

I may have to rethink my life.

oh well, wouldn't be the first time 🍀

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Here for the advice OP...hmu

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn!"

Well God forbid anyone on another thread describing women as roadkill FFS!

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

61 posts and one of them was an opinion to a non-fabbette.

With ‘advice’ like that where are we all going wrong?! 😆

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"61 posts and one of them was an opinion to a non-fabbette.

With ‘advice’ like that where are we all going wrong?! 😆"

And the one above ⬆️ me asking for advice hours ago and receiving nothing.

Disgraceful.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
10 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Sorry OP

But if I needed your advice I'd join a convent

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

What a suprise that a post about advice turned into a pissing contest.

🙄😂

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I would like some advice op, I just don't know where I'm going wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Okay here is a question for you...

How do you learn to deep throat?

I personally dont like gagging on cock, especially when i can feel the bile rising and my eyes start to water. Surely thats not an attractive thing to witness!

X"

Sooooo, do we know the answer? 🤔

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I would like some advice op, I just don't know where I'm going wrong."

Have you tried not being you?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"I would like some advice op, I just don't know where I'm going wrong.

Have you tried not being you? "

I can't suppress this awesomeness Kai.

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I would like some advice op, I just don't know where I'm going wrong.

Have you tried not being you?

I can't suppress this awesomeness Kai."

Well there you go. You clearly intimidate the men. They need less awesomeness, Becky.

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

...

Is it possible to come from just licking a dick??

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Is it possible to come from just licking a dick?? "

Maybe. My advice is try it on every dick you can.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
10 weeks ago

The Continental


"Is it possible to come from just licking a dick?? "

Volunteers to find out.

Pick me……

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships"

Hi OP

Long time listener, first time caller.

What's the best way to let a boy know that his opinions are far less important to anyone else than they are to him, without causing a hissy fit? Wouldn't want to damage that relationship after all 💜

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By *orny PTMan
10 weeks ago

Peterborough


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? "

Society of

Professional

Arse pounding

Naughty

Kinksters

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By *ffervescentMan
10 weeks ago

winfrith


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? "

The governing body is the NASUWT hope this helps ,they've had to curtail their involvement at this time however .

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By *cottish guy 555Man
10 weeks ago

London


"This has to be the most dangerously titled post on FAB... I've got the popcorn!

If he was an expert he would know women don't take advice!

You obviously haven't talked intimately with many women

Oh plenty, had very little choice growing up and over the years. I have far more women in my life than I have men, surrounded by them.

Family, friends, ex partners, friends of friends - I have had many a deep and or intimate conversation. Even acquaintances, and colleagues and the majority of people I deal with professionally are women

Cant get away from them.

Women won't take any advice at all unless they wanted it in the first place, and the majority of the time it's less advice they want and more a confirmation on the decision they made.

My advice to you is that you talk more than you listen"

Advice would be telling him to talk more than listen. Your statement reads as an observation.

Was that just a grammatically incorrect sentence or something else?

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By *xoticFrolicMan
10 weeks ago

Gosport


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad. "

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
10 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I really wish I had a question, but my mind has gone blank. Might come back to this at 3am when I can't sleep.

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By *iskacatWoman
10 weeks ago

London

An expert in spanking, really?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental. "

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
10 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"[Removed by poster at 11/12/24 20:34:11]"

Profile tip for J, use the right fucking profile.

Love from J 🤣

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest.

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
10 weeks ago

Southport

Methinks OP lit the blue touch paper then scarpered before the fireworks started

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By *cottish guy 555Man
10 weeks ago

London


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!"

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is the protocol when a guy asks you if you’ve cum when they’ve just been aggressively rubbing your left labia like a 90’s DJ for 68 seconds? "

Yell ..fire! As we all know that sort of vigorous action will cause sparks that will ignite the bedsheets 🤣🤣

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

"

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏 "

Well seen as the men aren't helping much how about a womans touch?

Does she need tucking up in bed with her favourite snacks and a good old movie?

Maybe some special attention? X

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏

Well seen as the men aren't helping much how about a womans touch?

Does she need tucking up in bed with her favourite snacks and a good old movie?

Maybe some special attention? X"

Forget what “she” needs! I’ll take that kind of treatment please. 😍😍😍

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏

Well seen as the men aren't helping much how about a womans touch?

Does she need tucking up in bed with her favourite snacks and a good old movie?

Maybe some special attention? X

Forget what “she” needs! I’ll take that kind of treatment please. 😍😍😍"

Okay. Do you want me to run you a bubble bath first or are you going straight to bed?

If you want I can brush your hair and give you a head massage. Normally helps me. X

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏

Well seen as the men aren't helping much how about a womans touch?

Does she need tucking up in bed with her favourite snacks and a good old movie?

Maybe some special attention? X

Forget what “she” needs! I’ll take that kind of treatment please. 😍😍😍

Okay. Do you want me to run you a bubble bath first or are you going straight to bed?

If you want I can brush your hair and give you a head massage. Normally helps me. X"

Will you marry me? x

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏

Well seen as the men aren't helping much how about a womans touch?

Does she need tucking up in bed with her favourite snacks and a good old movie?

Maybe some special attention? X

Forget what “she” needs! I’ll take that kind of treatment please. 😍😍😍

Okay. Do you want me to run you a bubble bath first or are you going straight to bed?

If you want I can brush your hair and give you a head massage. Normally helps me. X

Will you marry me? x"

Sorry baby, I'm already married, but we are here for a reason....

So go get in the bath. I will put the kettle on and get everything ready while you relax. Lets see if that pussy is still crying later. 😘

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏

Well seen as the men aren't helping much how about a womans touch?

Does she need tucking up in bed with her favourite snacks and a good old movie?

Maybe some special attention? X

Forget what “she” needs! I’ll take that kind of treatment please. 😍😍😍

Okay. Do you want me to run you a bubble bath first or are you going straight to bed?

If you want I can brush your hair and give you a head massage. Normally helps me. X

Will you marry me? x

Sorry baby, I'm already married, but we are here for a reason....

So go get in the bath. I will put the kettle on and get everything ready while you relax. Lets see if that pussy is still crying later. 😘"

Just to be clear, am I being pampered by both of you? 😍

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏

Well seen as the men aren't helping much how about a womans touch?

Does she need tucking up in bed with her favourite snacks and a good old movie?

Maybe some special attention? X

Forget what “she” needs! I’ll take that kind of treatment please. 😍😍😍

Okay. Do you want me to run you a bubble bath first or are you going straight to bed?

If you want I can brush your hair and give you a head massage. Normally helps me. X

Will you marry me? x

Sorry baby, I'm already married, but we are here for a reason....

So go get in the bath. I will put the kettle on and get everything ready while you relax. Lets see if that pussy is still crying later. 😘

Just to be clear, am I being pampered by both of you? 😍 "

That was our intention, if thats okay with you. It really all depends on what you need right now. If 2 sets of hands would be more beneficial then they are all yours ☺️😘

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest. "

I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it

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By *mf123Man
10 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West

The advice so far is of an extremely high calibre, that's evident. Insightful, thoughtful, thorough.

Perhaps OP should contemplate a business venture in this field?

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"Is it possible to come from just licking a dick?? "

I've made women orgasm by licking their nipples so probably

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Is it possible to come from just licking a dick?? "

I've orgasmed while licking a dick, so clearly it is.

😊

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By *eneralKenobiMan
10 weeks ago

North Angus


"Is it possible to come from just licking a dick??

I've made women orgasm by licking their nipples so probably"

🤔

Pahahahahhaahhaahaha

Cough*

The gift that keeps on giving

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By *atinaChica54Woman
10 weeks ago

Marlborough


"Okay here is a question for you...

How do you learn to deep throat?

I personally dont like gagging on cock, especially when i can feel the bile rising and my eyes start to water. Surely thats not an attractive thing to witness!

X"

Dr X, did you answer this?

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? "

Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body

"

Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that.

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body

Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that.

"

I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit

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By *ittle_ray_of_sunshineWoman
10 weeks ago

Holywell


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships"

How can I get a man to focus on things other than sex? Alright, I get that I'm a domestic goddess, but there are other tasks that need doing like picking up wet towels, cleaning, etc.

Also, how do you encourage a man to take his shoes off before going upstairs?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body

Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that.

I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit"

Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Yes please OP

I’d like to know where I’m going wrong.

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By *enk15Man
10 weeks ago

Evesham

I've taken so many notes I've had to bandage up my writing hand.

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Yes please OP

I’d like to know where I’m going wrong. "

Nobody has that much time!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"I've taken so many notes I've had to bandage up my writing hand."

I hope it's not your wanking hand.

Prayers 🙏🏻

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By *enk15Man
10 weeks ago

Evesham


"I've taken so many notes I've had to bandage up my writing hand.

I hope it's not your wanking hand.

Prayers 🙏🏻"

well... shit 😫

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body

Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that.

I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit

Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing. "

You come across as egotistical

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"You come across as egotistical"

Howling 😂

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By *vaRose43Woman
10 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body

Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that.

I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit

Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing.

You come across as egotistical"

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body

Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that.

I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit

Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing.

You come across as egotistical"

That sounds like the pot calling the kettle black 🤣🤣🙄

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body

Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that.

I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit

Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing.

You come across as egotistical

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Bless you, my child 🙏🏻

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"You come across as egotistical

Howling 😂"

So am I, but I did just stub my toe

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body

Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that.

I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit

Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing.

You come across as egotistical

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bless you, my child 🙏🏻"

And condescending

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body

Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that.

I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit

Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing.

You come across as egotistical

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bless you, my child 🙏🏻

And condescending "

Apologies, but I can't spell that. It's too long a word.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
10 weeks ago

North Angus


"You come across as egotistical"

Bellend 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *ittle_ray_of_sunshineWoman
10 weeks ago

Holywell


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body?

Someone who has specialist knowledge through experience. You qualify when the recipients keep coming back for more. There is no union but I will govern the body

Okay. That last line is a half decent one, I'll admit that.

I can tell from your reply that you're someone who doesn't like to give people much credit

Credit where it's due. I don't compliment mediocrity or incompetence. Narcissism can stem from one being told one is all the rage, when actually, one is rage inducing.

You come across as egotistical

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bless you, my child 🙏🏻

And condescending "

For a verified expert, how come you have no verifications?!

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

Irony is an amazing thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships"

I think having seen your previous posts/replies most woman like myself would be happy if you kept your advice unless it is asked for

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By *ent in BlackMan
10 weeks ago

Silsden


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? "

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"For a verified expert, how come you have no verifications?!"

Hey now.

He doesn't need the external validation of a single other human being thinking his opinions are worthwhile.

He's got that internal locus thing absolutely nailed 💜

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

I think having seen your previous posts/replies most woman like myself would be happy if you kept your advice unless it is asked for "

🤔 Hmmm that seems like something somebody said earlier 😏

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By *ittle_ray_of_sunshineWoman
10 weeks ago

Holywell


"For a verified expert, how come you have no verifications?!

Hey now.

He doesn't need the external validation of a single other human being thinking his opinions are worthwhile.

He's got that internal locus thing absolutely nailed 💜"

Haha, fair play to him.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Is it true that cum is good for the skin, my husband's been giving me facials for years and my wrinkles ain't going anywhere?!

Mrs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"Irony is an amazing thing. "

I don't enjoy that. Too hot and steamy.

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"Is it true that cum is good for the skin, my husband's been giving me facials for years and my wrinkles ain't going anywhere?!

Mrs "

He may need to change his diet

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"For a verified expert, how come you have no verifications?!

Hey now.

He doesn't need the external validation of a single other human being thinking his opinions are worthwhile.

He's got that internal locus thing absolutely nailed 💜"

I'm not sure that's quite what Carl Rogers meant by the term. I'm pretty sure it's more when you think you've nailed it, it's probably time to think about what your blind spots are. A life's work, I believe was the way he put it. A way of being.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"For a verified expert, how come you have no verifications?!

Hey now.

He doesn't need the external validation of a single other human being thinking his opinions are worthwhile.

He's got that internal locus thing absolutely nailed 💜

I'm not sure that's quite what Carl Rogers meant by the term. I'm pretty sure it's more when you think you've nailed it, it's probably time to think about what your blind spots are. A life's work, I believe was the way he put it. A way of being. "

Do you really believe it was intended as a positive comment Hans? 💜

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By *cottish guy 555Man
10 weeks ago

London


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏 "

Unlike the OP I don't have qualifications, but I'd be happy to look at it for you.

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"For a verified expert, how come you have no verifications?!

Hey now.

He doesn't need the external validation of a single other human being thinking his opinions are worthwhile.

He's got that internal locus thing absolutely nailed 💜

I'm not sure that's quite what Carl Rogers meant by the term. I'm pretty sure it's more when you think you've nailed it, it's probably time to think about what your blind spots are. A life's work, I believe was the way he put it. A way of being.

Do you really believe it was intended as a positive comment Hans? 💜"

Not at all I perceived it to be quite satirical in nature.

I think with the resurgence of behaviourism in the field, it was worthy of a subtle bump, in a similar vein.

A tip of the hat, if you will.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
10 weeks ago

North West


"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest.

I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it"

For a start...😂

Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend.

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest.

I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it

For a start...😂

Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend.

"

To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏

Unlike the OP I don't have qualifications, but I'd be happy to look at it for you.

"

Well since the OP hasn’t given me any advice I’ll take you up on that

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest.

I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it

For a start...😂

Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend.

To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide "

And if others have decided and already expressed their opinions in that direction?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏

Unlike the OP I don't have qualifications, but I'd be happy to look at it for you.

Well since the OP hasn’t given me any advice I’ll take you up on that "

Wait.

But what's his stance on bollyberries?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏

Unlike the OP I don't have qualifications, but I'd be happy to look at it for you.

Well since the OP hasn’t given me any advice I’ll take you up on that

Wait.

But what's his stance on bollyberries?"

Oh now this is love to know!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
10 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Will my vagina be ok?

I’m a bit worried about her she’s been very sad.

Have you tried talking to her in a kind understanding way. Listen to her problems and be non judgemental.

She keeps giving me the cold shoulder. I tried to talk to her but she just cries all the time!

A weeping pussy? I bet the OP has an answer for that.

Please can someone cure my weeping pussy? 🙏

Unlike the OP I don't have qualifications, but I'd be happy to look at it for you.

Well since the OP hasn’t given me any advice I’ll take you up on that

Wait.

But what's his stance on bollyberries?

Oh now this is love to know! "

I’d *

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West


"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest.

I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it

For a start...😂

Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend.

To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide "

Do you get the play on words with the name?

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By *naswingdressWoman
10 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest.

I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it

For a start...😂

Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend.

To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide "

Does your former PUA strategy involve negging?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
10 weeks ago

North West

^^^She's back

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest.

I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it

For a start...😂

Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend.

To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide

Does your former PUA strategy involve negging?"

Definitely not

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By *naswingdressWoman
10 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"^^^She's back "

Hide yo' kids*, hide yo' wife

* Err, that could be read wrong. It's a quote, settle down 🤣

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By *midnight-Woman
10 weeks ago

...


"^^^She's back "

I've missed her!! 😍😍

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By *aitonelMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool


"^^^She's back

I've missed her!! 😍😍"

She ducked!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
10 weeks ago

North West


"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest.

I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it

For a start...😂

Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend.

To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide "

As I said, it was suggested by a friend who did indeed use that exact phrase to describe me. It's also a play on words from a character in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I am attractive (some people think extremely) and I taste delicious. It's basically perfect for me. 😘

Although I am considering changing it to "Your Basic Nightmare" at the suggestion of another friend 😍

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By *naswingdressWoman
10 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"^^^She's back

I've missed her!! 😍😍"

There's a murder case in classical Athens that plays on the double entendre of "crime" and "err". The charge is that the victim was hit by the accused's arrow

"I didn't err (commit a crime), I hit my target!"

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"On the right profile now. Go on then OP, what are your profile tips for me? I'm intrigued to hear what you'd suggest.

I don't like your username for a start but if it gets you what you're looking for then don't change it

For a start...😂

Why don't you like it? I'm just being nosy because I'm going to keep it. It works well with our couple's profile and makes me smile because it was suggested by a friend.

To describe yourself as scrumptious means you think you are extremely attractive or taste amazing. I think that should be for others to decide "

Well if we’re deciding usernames based on what others think….

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By *iscreetfuncpl12Couple
10 weeks ago

Somerset


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? "

Having spent time in the BDSM scene, I can assure you, whilst there may be no recognised body doling out qualifications, there is no shortage of ‘experts’ ready to guide and protect any female who expresses even the most tentative of interest in the lifestyle!

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By *naswingdressWoman
10 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? Having spent time in the BDSM scene, I can assure you, whilst there may be no recognised body doling out qualifications, there is no shortage of ‘experts’ ready to guide and protect any female who expresses even the most tentative of interest in the lifestyle!"

You spend enough time here, and you get told quite a lot about it too. I find self praise is rarely recommendation.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships"

Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me

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By *educing_EmCouple
10 weeks ago

Tipperary

What is this silliness!

Analyse me then doc

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York

To the woman with the sad vagina. Give it the George Harrison's Guitar treatment while it gently weeps

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"What is this silliness!

Analyse me then doc"

Your profile or your mind?

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me "

Too many words to bother to start

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me

Too many words to bother to start"

Wow... charming....

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By *rthur30Man
10 weeks ago

Warrington


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

What exactly is a spanking expert? How do you get qualified? Is there a union or governing body? "

NVQ Levels 3 to 5 Spanking: Theory and Practice.

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me

Too many words to bother to start

Wow... charming...."

Don't ask a question that you may not like the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me

Too many words to bother to start

Wow... charming....

Don't ask a question that you may not like the answer"

I mean you are supposedly offering advice then in response to someone biting you fob them off and choose not to by just being rude? Honestly besides trying to feed your already over inflated ego what was the point of this post?

Even if the request was in jest which obviously it was - highly unlikely someone with your bio and attitude would have anything worth listening to

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me

Too many words to bother to start

Wow... charming....

Don't ask a question that you may not like the answer

I mean you are supposedly offering advice then in response to someone biting you fob them off and choose not to by just being rude? Honestly besides trying to feed your already over inflated ego what was the point of this post?

Even if the request was in jest which obviously it was - highly unlikely someone with your bio and attitude would have anything worth listening to "

If someone asked me what I think of their CV and it had too many words. I wouldn't read it and then tell them it had too many words

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
10 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Dr X

Regarding Sex. Is it better to have one in the hand or 2 in the bush?

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By *elix SightedMan
10 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships"

Well, OP, that’s 167 posts in this thread (your thread) and so far you have offered:

1 opinion to a man

1 comment saying “don’t change” (groundbreaking advice, that)

And a couple of insults that were nothing to do with sex or relationships.

That’s about 4-5 responses from you in your own offer of advice from a (self-appointed) intimacy supremo. Would you say your initiative has been a success? Or have you been called out as an egotistical and insubstantial bag of hot air? Please PM me your response so I can wordsmith it for you. Let’s not add to the public humiliation.

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

Well, OP, that’s 167 posts in this thread (your thread) and so far you have offered:

1 opinion to a man

1 comment saying “don’t change” (groundbreaking advice, that)

And a couple of insults that were nothing to do with sex or relationships.

That’s about 4-5 responses from you in your own offer of advice from a (self-appointed) intimacy supremo. Would you say your initiative has been a success? Or have you been called out as an egotistical and insubstantial bag of hot air? Please PM me your response so I can wordsmith it for you. Let’s not add to the public humiliation."

This is a different approach of pleading with men to pm you. No thanks

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"What is this silliness!

Analyse me then doc"

Cause girls is players too

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By *naswingdressWoman
10 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me

Too many words to bother to start

Wow... charming....

Don't ask a question that you may not like the answer

I mean you are supposedly offering advice then in response to someone biting you fob them off and choose not to by just being rude? Honestly besides trying to feed your already over inflated ego what was the point of this post?

Even if the request was in jest which obviously it was - highly unlikely someone with your bio and attitude would have anything worth listening to "

The OP said it wasn't negging, but all I see here is negging

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me

Too many words to bother to start

Wow... charming....

Don't ask a question that you may not like the answer

I mean you are supposedly offering advice then in response to someone biting you fob them off and choose not to by just being rude? Honestly besides trying to feed your already over inflated ego what was the point of this post?

Even if the request was in jest which obviously it was - highly unlikely someone with your bio and attitude would have anything worth listening to

The OP said it wasn't negging, but all I see here is negging "

Constructive criticism for those that asked for it

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By *naswingdressWoman
10 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me

Too many words to bother to start

Wow... charming....

Don't ask a question that you may not like the answer

I mean you are supposedly offering advice then in response to someone biting you fob them off and choose not to by just being rude? Honestly besides trying to feed your already over inflated ego what was the point of this post?

Even if the request was in jest which obviously it was - highly unlikely someone with your bio and attitude would have anything worth listening to

The OP said it wasn't negging, but all I see here is negging

Constructive criticism for those that asked for it"

Ok.

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By *r.Xrated OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"I have some spare time if any of you Fabettes want any tips or opinions on sex or relationships

Go on Dr , let's see what you think of me

Too many words to bother to start

Wow... charming....

Don't ask a question that you may not like the answer

I mean you are supposedly offering advice then in response to someone biting you fob them off and choose not to by just being rude? Honestly besides trying to feed your already over inflated ego what was the point of this post?

Even if the request was in jest which obviously it was - highly unlikely someone with your bio and attitude would have anything worth listening to

The OP said it wasn't negging, but all I see here is negging

Constructive criticism for those that asked for it

Ok."

You're welcome

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By *rama FreeMan
10 weeks ago

The Jungle

Pint

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By *rama FreeMan
10 weeks ago

The Jungle

Not

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Constructive criticism for those that asked for it"

I looked for constructive. Only saw criticism. I looked for advice to do with sex and relationships, and saw none 💜

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