FabSwingers.com forum: Who needs there Cunt licked today ?

By *riendlyPhily OP Man
11 weeks ago

London

Free mobile service …..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

Are you able to do a pressure washing service beforehand? Like they do for wheelie bins?

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By *rama FreeMan
11 weeks ago

The Jungle

Must have stalled his Reliant Robin

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By *ir tootMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Are you able to do a pressure washing service beforehand? Like they do for wheelie bins?"

🤣

She's blasting off again!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

And guys on here wonder why most women aren't interested in single guys.

OP very much doubt that your "chat up line" is going to be very successful. Being a little bit more delicate might be better.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"And guys on here wonder why most women aren't interested in single guys.

OP very much doubt that your "chat up line" is going to be very successful. Being a little bit more delicate might be better.

These appear daily, but you never hear back on how they worked out. Might be drowning in it, you never know! 😆

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By *ildTimes.Man
11 weeks ago

Colchester/London

"Are you able to do a pressure washing service beforehand? Like they do for wheelie bins?

🤣

She's blasting off again!"

Don't worry Toots, I got the Pokémon reference...even if no one else did! 😂

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By *atinaChica54Woman
11 weeks ago

Marlborough

Clueless of Marlbs 'ere...

Care to elaborate?

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By *oonbath89Man
11 weeks ago

radstock

Save some for the rest of us , your DMs must be blowing up

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Just the thought of it makes me want to peel my skin off and burn it

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Just the thought of it makes me want to peel my skin off and burn it"

Soooo, you're saying he's in with a chance? 😅

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By *elix SightedMan
11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Free mobile service ….."

So they don’t have to leave their minge with you and wait. Very considerate and sensitive, OP. Bravo.

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By *allGuy1000Man
11 weeks ago

Reading

My dog acts like a cunt most days but I think he’ll probably bite you if you try to lick him.

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By *nesCouple
11 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Why are men.

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

defo a sweet talker

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"Free mobile service ….."

Is it DDA compliant?

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
11 weeks ago

belfast

Their .

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By *obilebottomMan
11 weeks ago

All over

Straight out of finishing school I see

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
11 weeks ago

Leeds

Na thanks

Mrs

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Have you tried a leaflet campaign?

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By *eliWoman
11 weeks ago

If I can choose who from? Yes. Well it's not a need so much as a slight... desire.

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By *hongmanMan
11 weeks ago

Thorne & Milton Keynes

"And guys on here wonder why most women aren't interested in single guys.

OP very much doubt that your "chat up line" is going to be very successful. Being a little bit more delicate might be better.

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Totally agree what your saying

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"If I can choose who from? Yes. Well it's not a need so much as a slight... desire. "

I volunteer as tribute.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
11 weeks ago

pink panther territory

And they say that romance is dead

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By *oxy-RedWoman
11 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"And guys on here wonder why most women aren't interested in single guys.

OP very much doubt that your "chat up line" is going to be very successful. Being a little bit more delicate might be better.

Amen to that

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"If I can choose who from? Yes. Well it's not a need so much as a slight... desire. "

Ooh nice pause for effect. Who knew silence could be so tantalising.

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By *xhib12Man
11 weeks ago

Blyth

My ex boss was a right cunt. If I tell you where he lives will you nip and round and lick him?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
11 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Free mobile service …..

So they don’t have to leave their minge with you and wait. Very considerate and sensitive, OP. Bravo."

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley

I will have you know that I am in Bexley, OP.

The place used to enjoy a good name!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"I will have you know that I am in Bexley, OP.

The place used to enjoy a good name!"

When? I assume it was in the time of Ceolwulf King of Mercia

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley

"I will have you know that I am in Bexley, OP.

The place used to enjoy a good name!

When? I assume it was in the time of Ceolwulf King of Mercia

Well,I suppose I'm not sure about the period when Edward Heath was the MP!

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By *ildTimes.Man
11 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Can I drive the van? ...first stop the Police Station...Afternoon officer ..got another one for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"And guys on here wonder why most women aren't interested in single guys. Being a little bit more delicate might be better.

I doubt that very much

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By *addy bareMan
11 weeks ago

lakeside

I'm happy to help out.

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By *awpleasureMan
11 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

That chat up line is second only to

Show me where you piss from

Do many women actually like Chubby Brown style chat up lines?

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By *ustAnotherMan
11 weeks ago

Mids

Swap the service for English lessons

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

"Free mobile service …..

Is it DDA compliant?"

This was going to be my second question 🧐

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By *ools and the brainCouple
11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I'm happy to help out."

Oh go on then I'll let you.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
11 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Don't think my husband would appreciate a random bloke turn up and start licking him

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

"Don't think my husband would appreciate a random bloke turn up and start licking him

🤭

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
11 weeks ago

Swansea

Well my cunt is currently having a steep in the bath, had I read this thread earlier I would have offered it straight after an 11 mile run. 🤢

Mrs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

"Well my cunt is currently having a steep in the bath, had I read this thread earlier I would have offered it straight after an 11 mile run. 🤢

Mrs"

I'm still waiting for the power washing mobile service *shrugs*

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
11 weeks ago

Swansea

"Well my cunt is currently having a steep in the bath, had I read this thread earlier I would have offered it straight after an 11 mile run. 🤢

Mrs

I'm still waiting for the power washing mobile service *shrugs*"

🤣🤣 I so needed that earlier. I could have dissolved his tongue, the poor man

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

"Well my cunt is currently having a steep in the bath, had I read this thread earlier I would have offered it straight after an 11 mile run. 🤢

Mrs

I'm still waiting for the power washing mobile service *shrugs*

🤣🤣 I so needed that earlier. I could have dissolved his tongue, the poor man "

I'm only able to flannel/sponge wash atm so mine's almost certainly vile

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
11 weeks ago

Swansea

"Well my cunt is currently having a steep in the bath, had I read this thread earlier I would have offered it straight after an 11 mile run. 🤢

Mrs

I'm still waiting for the power washing mobile service *shrugs*

🤣🤣 I so needed that earlier. I could have dissolved his tongue, the poor man

I'm only able to flannel/sponge wash atm so mine's almost certainly vile

😂😅

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By *ornucopiaMan
11 weeks ago

Bexley

"Swap the service for English lessons"

They're, their, now!

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By *ustAnotherMan
11 weeks ago

Mids

"Swap the service for English lessons

They're, their, now!"

Quite

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By *ora the explorerWoman
11 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Ewwwwww

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Ewwwwww"

Yours isn't that bad Nora! Plus! The OP said cunt, not rat.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
11 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ewwwwww

Yours isn't that bad Nora! Plus! The OP said cunt, not rat. "

🤣🤣🤣. You’re always picking on me. I’m telling 😢

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
11 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Your wife perhaps O.P. and I don't mean her pussy

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By *aitonelMan
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Ewwwwww

Yours isn't that bad Nora! Plus! The OP said cunt, not rat.

🤣🤣🤣. You’re always picking on me. I’m telling 😢"

Ummm you called me Keith Lemon! I think we are even. 😎😂

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By *ools and the brainCouple
11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Your wife perhaps O.P. and I don't mean her pussy "

You don't fancy taking him up on the offer then granny?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
11 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ewwwwww

Yours isn't that bad Nora! Plus! The OP said cunt, not rat.

🤣🤣🤣. You’re always picking on me. I’m telling 😢

Ummm you called me Keith Lemon! I think we are even. 😎😂"

Oh yeah I forgot about that. 🤣. We’re even

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple
11 weeks ago

Stafford

Mrs is fine, I've eaten more pussy than food this weekend 🐈🍔

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By *olinOfBathMan
11 weeks ago

Corsham

"Free mobile service ….."

This is horrifying. Free? FREE?!? Absolutely outrageous.

I can only hope that discerning ladies continue to realise that:

a) quality matters;

b) quality ain't cheap.

Don't panic, folks, my mobile service will remain reassuringly expensive.

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