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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

…that having your genitals licked feels fantastic

… and that Muriel’s Wedding is a masterpiece

Anything else we can all agree on?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Tomato Ketchup goes well with a roast 👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

That anal is just fucking shit.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Central


"…that having your genitals licked feels fantastic

… and that Muriel’s Wedding is a masterpiece

Anything else we can all agree on?"

Mariel?

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By *oxy-RedWoman
24 weeks ago

pink panther territory

That die hard is definitely a Christmas movie

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

Alton Towers is better than Thorpe Park

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By *ceKweenWoman
24 weeks ago

Bolton

(Not Muriel’s wedding) 😊

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"That anal is just fucking shit. "

Not if they douche properly first 💜

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By *aitonelMan
24 weeks ago

Liverpool

It's piss 😎

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Having my balls licked feels a bit weird to be honest, not entirely unpleasant, but not particularly sexual either.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"That anal is just fucking shit.

Not if they douche properly first 💜"

There’ll always be a nugget or two up there, just waiting to be nudged.

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Tomato Ketchup goes well with a roast 👍🏻"

Straight in with the controversy. FFS 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *airyfatmanMan
24 weeks ago

by 'ere


"That die hard is definitely a Christmas movie "

And die hard 2....

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"It's piss 😎"

‘mostly’ piss…

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By *midnight-Woman
24 weeks ago

...

Chips and mayo are an excellent combination

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By *a LunaWoman
24 weeks ago

Wherever the wind takes me

Pineapple on pizza is a sin

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Tomato Ketchup goes well with a roast 👍🏻"

Get out. 😂

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"That die hard is definitely a Christmas movie

And die hard 2.... "

Definitely, just about to finish 4.0

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By *dam1971Man
24 weeks ago

Bedford


"Pineapple on pizza is a sin"

I am a sinner

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By *ildTimes.Man
24 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"It's piss 😎"

It really is

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
24 weeks ago

La La Land


"Pineapple on pizza is the best thing ever!!!!"

Fixed it for you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West


"Pineapple on pizza is a sin

I am a sinner "

Please say eleventy thousand Hail Marys and whack your nekkid back with a suitably firm tree branch

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By *oxy-RedWoman
24 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"That die hard is definitely a Christmas movie

And die hard 2....

Definitely, just about to finish 4.0"

I love them all but the 1st one is the best in my opinion

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By *aughty driverMan
24 weeks ago

Romford

People dont know that you drive on the left on the motorway the others are PASSING FUCKING LANES

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"That die hard is definitely a Christmas movie

And die hard 2....

Definitely, just about to finish 4.0

I love them all but the 1st one is the best in my opinion"

Of course it has Hans in it!

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By *dam1971Man
24 weeks ago

Bedford


"Pineapple on pizza is a sin

I am a sinner

Please say eleventy thousand Hail Marys and whack your nekkid back with a suitably firm tree branch "

Fair play for coming out with your kink

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By *oxy-RedWoman
24 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"That die hard is definitely a Christmas movie

And die hard 2....

Definitely, just about to finish 4.0

I love them all but the 1st one is the best in my opinion

Of course it has Hans in it! "

Exactly

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By *oxy-RedWoman
24 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Oh and that bacon is better with brown sauce

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By *airyfatmanMan
24 weeks ago

by 'ere


"Oh and that bacon is better with brown sauce"

Especially smoked bacon. But if its cooked to the point its crispy then its ruined

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By *ensuallover1000Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero "

….That is until they put out the wrong bins one week and everyone else’s copies them…

Their name is then mud and they’re public enemy number one.

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero "

My local bin captain puts his out 2 days ahead of the Monday morning collection.

However, he once got the holiday collection wrong. Fucking carnage. Never relying on another human being again.

WE TRUSTED YOU BIN CAPTAIN! You let us down 🥺

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By *aitonelMan
24 weeks ago

Liverpool


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero "

you are welcome!

I'm available for autographs

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By *aitonelMan
24 weeks ago

Liverpool


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero

….That is until they put out the wrong bins one week and everyone else’s copies them…

Their name is then mud and they’re public enemy number one."

Never got a date wrong yet. Especially vigilant during the holiday season.

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By *a LunaWoman
24 weeks ago

Wherever the wind takes me


"Pineapple on pizza is a sin

I am a sinner "

I knew it. I’ll forgive you because you have nice hands.

But don’t let it happen again.

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By *aitonelMan
24 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Pineapple on pizza is a sin

I am a sinner

I knew it. I’ll forgive you because you have nice hands.

But don’t let it happen again."

Don't accept the forgiveness! By doing so you are submitting and admitting what you like is wrong.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
24 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Oh and that bacon is better with brown sauce

Especially smoked bacon. But if its cooked to the point its crispy then its ruined"

This is proof that you should never believe everything you read on the Internet. This is just vicious lies.

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By *a LunaWoman
24 weeks ago

Wherever the wind takes me


"Pineapple on pizza is a sin

I am a sinner

I knew it. I’ll forgive you because you have nice hands.

But don’t let it happen again.

Don't accept the forgiveness! By doing so you are submitting and admitting what you like is wrong. "

Pipe down Kaitonel! Let him submit!

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By *end1Man
24 weeks ago

southend on sea


"Pineapple on pizza is a sin"
extra pineapple on mine 😂😂

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
24 weeks ago

carluke


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero

….That is until they put out the wrong bins one week and everyone else’s copies them…

Their name is then mud and they’re public enemy number one.

Never got a date wrong yet. Especially vigilant during the holiday season. "

This is so funny as our neighbour is the bin champion, can guarantee we will know what bin is due to go out at 7am the day before as it gets “prepared” and she has already told us when the Christmas collection dates are 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

That Yorkshire pudding, and stuffing belongs on ANY roast dinner.

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

We want incontrovertible facts we can all agree on please - you people with the pineapple on pizza and brown sauce is the best need to decamp to the Virus Forum section please. The Covid deniers love a good ‘oh no it isn’t, oh yes it is’ thread.

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"That Yorkshire pudding, and stuffing belongs on ANY roast dinner. "

THAT we can all agree on.

Also if there’s roast potatoes and gravy involved- any condiment or sauce is allowed.

Only mint sauce for lamb? Do one, you fascist.

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By *a LunaWoman
24 weeks ago

Wherever the wind takes me

That mint sauce goes on any roast dinner, not just lamb

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By *airyfatmanMan
24 weeks ago

by 'ere


"Oh and that bacon is better with brown sauce

Especially smoked bacon. But if its cooked to the point its crispy then its ruined

This is proof that you should never believe everything you read on the Internet. This is just vicious lies. "

Which bit - the brown sauce or that bacon shouldnt be crispy??

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Mint sauce, absolute agreement.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
24 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Oh and that bacon is better with brown sauce

Especially smoked bacon. But if its cooked to the point its crispy then its ruined

This is proof that you should never believe everything you read on the Internet. This is just vicious lies.

Which bit - the brown sauce or that bacon shouldnt be crispy?? "

All of it

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By *airyfatmanMan
24 weeks ago

by 'ere


"Oh and that bacon is better with brown sauce

Especially smoked bacon. But if its cooked to the point its crispy then its ruined

This is proof that you should never believe everything you read on the Internet. This is just vicious lies.

Which bit - the brown sauce or that bacon shouldnt be crispy??

All of it "

Streaky bacon should be crispy but not back bacon. I bet you have your steak well done too....

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero

….That is until they put out the wrong bins one week and everyone else’s copies them…

Their name is then mud and they’re public enemy number one.

Never got a date wrong yet. Especially vigilant during the holiday season. "

I’m weak at the knees!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Not a fan of recieving it

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
24 weeks ago

Maidstone


"Oh and that bacon is better with brown sauce

Especially smoked bacon. But if its cooked to the point its crispy then its ruined

This is proof that you should never believe everything you read on the Internet. This is just vicious lies.

Which bit - the brown sauce or that bacon shouldnt be crispy??

All of it

Streaky bacon should be crispy but not back bacon. I bet you have your steak well done too.... "

I only have streaky bacon for that reason. I'm not a heathen!! And no. Steak is medium rare.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero

My local bin captain puts his out 2 days ahead of the Monday morning collection.

However, he once got the holiday collection wrong. Fucking carnage. Never relying on another human being again.

WE TRUSTED YOU BIN CAPTAIN! You let us down 🥺"

🥺 oh.

I wonder if they’re aware how much people need them!

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"That Yorkshire pudding, and stuffing belongs on ANY roast dinner.

THAT we can all agree on.

Also if there’s roast potatoes and gravy involved- any condiment or sauce is allowed.

Only mint sauce for lamb? Do one, you fascist."

Fascists get such a hard time.

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By *airyfatmanMan
24 weeks ago

by 'ere


"Oh and that bacon is better with brown sauce

Especially smoked bacon. But if its cooked to the point its crispy then its ruined

This is proof that you should never believe everything you read on the Internet. This is just vicious lies.

Which bit - the brown sauce or that bacon shouldnt be crispy??

All of it

Streaky bacon should be crispy but not back bacon. I bet you have your steak well done too....

I only have streaky bacon for that reason. I'm not a heathen!! And no. Steak is medium rare. "

We agree on that last part. Its like chewing leather otherwise lol

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero

My local bin captain puts his out 2 days ahead of the Monday morning collection.

However, he once got the holiday collection wrong. Fucking carnage. Never relying on another human being again.

WE TRUSTED YOU BIN CAPTAIN! You let us down 🥺

🥺 oh.

I wonder if they’re aware how much people need them! "

We did, the community came together and wrote ‘it was recycling on Tuesday you tit’ in killer on his immaculate front lawn. Orientated so that he could read it from his bedroom window of course.

Also… demoted. He’s only a Bin Sergeant now. No forgiveness here in the ST14 massif.

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By *ndisMan
24 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Tomato Ketchup goes well with a roast 👍🏻"

I'd say mayo on a roast! Try before you mock me!

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By *cflirtyMan
24 weeks ago

Hants border


"Chips and mayo are an excellent combination "

Now that I agree on! Like a little dipping x

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By *ripfillMan
24 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I think we all can agree … “Elf” is the greatest Xmas movie ever …

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By *cflirtyMan
24 weeks ago

Hants border


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero "

Your neighbour is trying to impress you

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By *cflirtyMan
24 weeks ago

Hants border


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero

….That is until they put out the wrong bins one week and everyone else’s copies them…

Their name is then mud and they’re public enemy number one.

Never got a date wrong yet. Especially vigilant during the holiday season.

This is so funny as our neighbour is the bin champion, can guarantee we will know what bin is due to go out at 7am the day before as it gets “prepared” and she has already told us when the Christmas collection dates are 😂"

7am !!! Our little bin fairies come way before that! If it ain't out the night before.. you've missed them

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By *reggSausageMan
24 weeks ago

derby


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero "

Oooh it’s me I’m the hero, except when I get the wrong colour bin out, then I’m the Antichrist or whatever it is they called me last week

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

There's all kinds of meat sacrilege going on here, it really is shameful.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero

….That is until they put out the wrong bins one week and everyone else’s copies them…

Their name is then mud and they’re public enemy number one.

Never got a date wrong yet. Especially vigilant during the holiday season.

This is so funny as our neighbour is the bin champion, can guarantee we will know what bin is due to go out at 7am the day before as it gets “prepared” and she has already told us when the Christmas collection dates are 😂

7am !!! Our little bin fairies come way before that! If it ain't out the night before.. you've missed them"

We forgot to put the bins out today. Epic fail 🤦🏻‍♀️

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
24 weeks ago

Willenhall


"The neighbour who puts the bins out first and lets everyone know what bin week it is deserves more recognition. Unsung hero "

Would that be a binfluencer?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
24 weeks ago

Willenhall

Nigel Farage should be employed as Donald Trump's human shield.

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By *rendinMan
24 weeks ago

watford

100percent

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By *liviaGTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Garstang

Shaved cock test better

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By *partharmonyCouple
24 weeks ago

Ruislip

Pop music is really shit these days.

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By *ildbillkidMan
24 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Pineapple on pizza is the best thing ever!!!!

Fixed it for you "

I don't get the whole sweet and savory thing,no pineapple on pizza please

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By *atinaChica54Woman
24 weeks ago

Marlborough


"Tomato Ketchup goes well with a roast 👍🏻"

100%

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
24 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Pineapple on pizza is a sin

I am a sinner "

Sinning feels so good

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