FabSwingers.com forum: A Zombie apocalypse has just happened, what are you going to do?

By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

Something to think about 🤔🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Embrace the idea of becoming one and live the dream. 🧟

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
12 weeks ago

Reading

Die immediately, I suppose.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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12 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Same as any other day really.

Pop myself on the sofa, watch a few movies on Netflix and eat my own bodyweight in snacks.

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By *entlandscaperMan
12 weeks ago

Tunbridge Wells

Find couple swords a cross bow and fuck loads of tin food. Pointless having fun your run out bullets. I’d also find a doctor or nurse to be my partner. Find a prison as or mental home doors can be unlock and closed press button and also have lots route to escape from.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over

Obviously.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over

Obviously. "

Fantastic answer if I must say so

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By *rSircumsizedMan
12 weeks ago

Newport area.

Go to the nearest pub, and lock myself in the cellar

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By *opinovMan
12 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I shall hide away in my secret fortified camp in my remote forest with a few select friends, where we'll spend the rest of our lives getting stoned and fucking eachother senseless.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over

Obviously.

Fantastic answer if I must say so "

It’s the most sensible thing to do.

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over

Obviously. "

Beat me to it

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
12 weeks ago

kent

"Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over

Obviously. "

You got red on you 😘

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over

Obviously.

Beat me to it

To the tune of Don't Stop Me Now?

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By *evon1Man
12 weeks ago

north devon

Turn them into being sex zombies

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

What kind of zombies are they? It matters!

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By *ashful_at_firstMan
12 weeks ago

Canterbury

Get hold of a cricket bat and some dodgy 12 inch vinyl records

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I thought it had already happened and I just didn't get the memo.

That's why I'm on here.

Are you saying it's safe to go out now?

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"What kind of zombies are they? It matters! "
true, are they 28 days later, ragey style or shambling Shaun of the dead style

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By *enk15Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

Probably have a panic attack.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"What kind of zombies are they? It matters! true, are they 28 days later, ragey style or shambling Shaun of the dead style "

To spice things up. Let's go with 28 days/weeks later type zombies

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"What kind of zombies are they? It matters! true, are they 28 days later, ragey style or shambling Shaun of the dead style

To spice things up. Let's go with 28 days/weeks later type zombies "

Well I won't last long, I'm not fast lol

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By *cottish guy 555Man
12 weeks ago

London

"Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over

Obviously. "

How's that for a slice of fried gold.

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By *ionandleopardCouple
12 weeks ago

Norwich

Get really pissed and go dogging haha

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Get really pissed and go dogging haha "

Well, you'll definitely get eaten that's for sure.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"Get really pissed and go dogging haha "

Careful. Don't want you getting attacked by some horny zombies with your knob hanging out

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"Embrace the idea of becoming one and live the dream. 🧟"

Is it your lifelong dream to become a zombie??

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
12 weeks ago

N. Wales

Our kids play-fight zombies, all the time. They've been training. I've seen them in action, we stand a good chance tbf!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental

May as well accept it.

I’m gonna be a 🧟.

There’s no getting away from it, given the choice of the misery that is trying to survive vs aimless meanderings, munching brains,and decay. I’ll take the decay.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Embrace the idea of becoming one and live the dream. 🧟

Is it your lifelong dream to become a zombie??"

I feel somewhat halfway there already, so might as well. 😂

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"Get really pissed and go dogging haha

Careful. Don't want you getting attacked by some horny zombies with your knob hanging out "

Imagine being just bitten and not eaten. Doomed to spend eternity with your cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Get really pissed and go dogging haha

Careful. Don't want you getting attacked by some horny zombies with your knob hanging out

Imagine being just bitten and not eaten. Doomed to spend eternity with your cock out "

Seems like it would suit many of the fellas here anyway lol.

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By *ad NannaWoman
12 weeks ago

East London

I'd capture one and use it to find a cure.

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
12 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"Get really pissed and go dogging haha

Careful. Don't want you getting attacked by some horny zombies with your knob hanging out

Imagine being just bitten and not eaten. Doomed to spend eternity with your cock out

Seems like it would suit many of the fellas here anyway lol."

Haha that's true

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By *cnugatugMan
12 weeks ago

Chatham

I have been preparing for this since I was a kid I'm pretty confident I can survive

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Ryde

Hope they pay me better money than they did on Shaun of the Dead.

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By *cnugatugMan
12 weeks ago

Chatham

"Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over

Obviously. "
I was actually I. This film

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By *veenBeeTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Winchester

If they slow like in Walking Dead I'd love it

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

Ooohhh....I'm up for this.

I'm a little bit ambidextrous, so I'm going to go on a mahoosive zombie killing spree, splattering their brainboxes with a tennis racquet in my right hand (Wilson, obvs), and a katana in the left.

I'll have a rucksack on my back with enough crisps, porkpies, and water to last me a couple of days.

What's the number to beat OP?

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By *HUSH-Man
12 weeks ago

London

"What kind of zombies are they? It matters! true, are they 28 days later, ragey style or shambling Shaun of the dead style

To spice things up. Let's go with 28 days/weeks later type zombies "

Rule # 1 for surviving Zombieland: Cardio!

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By *oxy-RedWoman
12 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Finish my coffee

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"Finish my coffee

Are you not scared of being turned into a zombie??

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"I have been preparing for this since I was a kid I'm pretty confident I can survive "

Which weapons would you use?

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By *oxy-RedWoman
12 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"Finish my coffee

Are you not scared of being turned into a zombie??"

Nah I'd probably be better looking as a zombie

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'll sharpen my katana, take a big swig of absinthe, and Rraaar! right back.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

... anyway, they'd be no match for me; I have killer heels.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Dartford

We'd be fine, husband can shoot and is a low key prepper.

No you can't have our address! lol

Mrs x

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By *entlandscaperMan
12 weeks ago

Tunbridge Wells

"Finish my coffee

Are you not scared of being turned into a zombie??

Nah I'd probably be better looking as a zombie

Is definitely let you have nibble on me lol

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"I'll sharpen my katana, take a big swig of absinthe, and Rraaar! right back."

Remind me never to anger you.

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"Ooohhh....I'm up for this.

I'm a little bit ambidextrous, so I'm going to go on a mahoosive zombie killing spree, splattering their brainboxes with a tennis racquet in my right hand (Wilson, obvs), and a katana in the left.

I'll have a rucksack on my back with enough crisps, porkpies, and water to last me a couple of days.

What's the number to beat OP?

Are you okay to beat 100 zombies?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
12 weeks ago

Markfield

"Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over

Obviously. I was actually I. This film "

That’s cool!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Round up some crew members, preferably ones with guns (off to Moss Side it is then), and then take over a supermarket.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'll sharpen my katana, take a big swig of absinthe, and Rraaar! right back.

Remind me never to anger you."

Words to live by. 😜

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Always go on a supply run with someone slower than me.

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By *abluesbabyMan
12 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Steal a nuclear submarine and moor it 200 miles off the Falklands.

That's after I've been to the local shopping centre whilst the remnants of the Black Friday sales are still on and try and work out which are the zombies and which are the shoppers.

Wish me luck with the latter!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
12 weeks ago

Markfield

Shelter in place.

Ignore all government advice.

Apply tinfoil hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Finally!

Bring it on.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
12 weeks ago

Markfield

"I'll sharpen my katana, take a big swig of absinthe, and Rraaar! right back."

Davina, have I ever told you I love you?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Pop down the shop for a cornetto?

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"Pop down the shop for a cornetto? "

What if all the workers in the shop turn out to be zombies?

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By *im494Man
12 weeks ago

Westhill

Bang one out as quick as possible

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By *asty tatsyMan
12 weeks ago

london

I been preparing for this day for a long time 😁

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Check to see if this affects bin day.

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By *iss KinkWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

I have a plan

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By *midnight-Woman
12 weeks ago

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Feed the cat!

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By *nidely WhiplashMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

Go to the garage, breakout the zombie apocalypse kit bag, grab the Mrs and the kid, put on the armour arm them and leave the city. Oh, this post isn't sarcasm lol.

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By *xonman53Man
12 weeks ago

Thame

Better read Black tide rising series again (zombie apocalypse) get a few pointers... 😁😁

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By *agerMorganMan
12 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Look out the window and ask why there is a man in the garden.

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By *avexxMan
12 weeks ago

cheshire

this is exciting,, pass me the base ball bat

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Pop down the shop for a cornetto?

What if all the workers in the shop turn out to be zombies? "

Lol, watch the film x

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
12 weeks ago

notts

Not a lot really. From what I have seen in a zombie film, all they do is amble along straight legged with their arms out in front so they would be easy to get away from by just doing a steady walk in the opposite direction

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
12 weeks ago

North West

"this is exciting,, pass me the base ball bat

Is that your go to weapon?

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By *rettCoolMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Run like fck

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By *ildbillkidMan
12 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

"Better read Black tide rising series again (zombie apocalypse) get a few pointers... 😁😁"
stock up on 7.62, and sea-sick pills

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By *ailor75Man
12 weeks ago

Brigg, near scunthorpe

Pop to the pub

safety in numbers and all that lol

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By *nterblueMan
12 weeks ago

manchester

"Check to see if this affects bin day.

Do decapitated zombie remains go in the organic waste bin?

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By *lutchieMan
12 weeks ago

West Midlands

"Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over

Obviously. "

The correct answer

Me too

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
12 weeks ago

Markfield

Aim for the head.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"Check to see if this affects bin day.

Do decapitated zombie remains go in the organic waste bin?"

Botox lasts about 3 - 6 months so some will be in the non recyclable bin

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By *rHotNottsMan
12 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Take the car, go to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over

Obviously. "

Just don’t put the jukebox on

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By *ral_Adventurea_69Man
12 weeks ago

Lincs

Grab my record collection.

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By *amie HantsWoman
12 weeks ago

Atlantis

Immediately go into blind panic. I’d be no help to anyone, I’d slow down anyone attempting to help me

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By *929Man
12 weeks ago

bedlington

Hide in the loft and pull the stairs up like the bloke did in night of the living dead

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By *cnugatugMan
11 weeks ago

Chatham

"I have been preparing for this since I was a kid I'm pretty confident I can survive

Which weapons would you use?"
I'd try to salvage a sword of some kind failing that I'd go all negan and make myself a Lucille really no point going for big guns here in the UK as without knowing where to go getting ammo and such is difficult not impossible but difficult and not worth the risk when a bat and some nails or barbed wire together will be of alot more use no need to maintain no ammo and easy to swing the swords just for those up close decapitations

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By *ir tootMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I got a zombie army and you can't harm me

Who do you voodoo, bitch?

If you couldn't tell I want an army the undead.

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

run like fuck

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

As a chunky middle aged woman with no practical skills and being depend on medicine to live, I’d accept my demise and try to go out on a bang. Or a group bang. Either way, plenty of banging please - party at Trixie’s, bring a friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Get zombified

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
11 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"As a chunky middle aged woman with no practical skills and being depend on medicine to live, I’d accept my demise and try to go out on a bang. Or a group bang. Either way, plenty of banging please - party at Trixie’s, bring a friend! "

I'll be at Trixies 🤣🤣

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I'll be at Trixies 🤣🤣"

Welcome! 🥂🍾😈 Boob squeezing is encouraged

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By *ildbillkidMan
11 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

I want to keep them z's at a distance,what if they have COVID or bird flu or something

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By *k_123Man
11 weeks ago

the north

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By *llaBelle1Woman
11 weeks ago

Worsley, Manchester

Are the zombies well hung?

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By *ountry cowboyMan
11 weeks ago

Perth

"Round up some crew members, preferably ones with guns (off to Moss Side it is then), and then take over a supermarket."

Legal firearms included

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Are the zombies well hung?

For sure! Until it rots

or maybe got bitten off when they were turned

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By *ountry cowboyMan
11 weeks ago

Perth

"I have been preparing for this since I was a kid I'm pretty confident I can survive

Which weapons would you use? I'd try to salvage a sword of some kind failing that I'd go all negan and make myself a Lucille really no point going for big guns here in the UK as without knowing where to go getting ammo and such is difficult not impossible but difficult and not worth the risk when a bat and some nails or barbed wire together will be of alot more use no need to maintain no ammo and easy to swing the swords just for those up close decapitations "

Plenty legal ammo in UK if you're licensed and authorised and many also re-load for precise accuracy

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
11 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I'll be at Trixies 🤣🤣

Welcome! 🥂🍾😈 Boob squeezing is encouraged "

Excellent xx

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By *NormalMan01Man
11 weeks ago

Harrogate

Probably just load up fabs and see if anyone FAF tbh.

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By *NormalMan01Man
11 weeks ago

Harrogate

I'll be at Trixies 🤣🤣"

I’ll be round trixies

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By *ony MannMan
11 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal// Andover

Off to the Winchester

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By *ir SupremacyMan
11 weeks ago

Bolton

Quickly watch The Walking Dead for survival tips .

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"I shall hide away in my secret fortified camp in my remote forest with a few select friends, where we'll spend the rest of our lives getting stoned and fucking eachother senseless."

In!!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I'll be at Trixies 🤣🤣

I’ll be round trixies "

Everyone who’s anyone is coming - I mean that literally and euphemistically 😈

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By *inger_SnapWoman
11 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Embrace the idea of becoming one and live the dream. 🧟"

This... 🧟‍♀️

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By *NormalMan01Man
11 weeks ago

Harrogate

If this was a thing… wouldn’t you be best at sea? Like, how tf are zombies going to get to a boat in the ocean?

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By *andPextraCouple
11 weeks ago

North West

Try and hit 200mph on the M6 and see how many cameras I can fly past

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
11 weeks ago

North West

"Try and hit 200mph on the M6 and see how many cameras I can fly past

One way to do it 😂

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
11 weeks ago

North West

So judging from most comments. The majority of you all are pretty fucked then

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By *a1970Man
11 weeks ago

East cork

Take up arms and bring hell down on their world.... For upsetting my fab experience

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By *lue and missbooCouple
11 weeks ago

Derby

I’m a zombie obsessed. I’ve watched pretty much everything I can find on them. My plan is exact. I know exactly what to do and what not to do. I’ll be the last one standing. Unless I lose my glasses and then I’m fucked.

Miss boo

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By *cnugatugMan
11 weeks ago

Chatham

"I got a zombie army and you can't harm me

Who do you voodoo, bitch?

If you couldn't tell I want an army the undead. "
someone a fan of Sam b I take it

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By *cnugatugMan
11 weeks ago

Chatham

"I have been preparing for this since I was a kid I'm pretty confident I can survive

Plenty legal ammo in UK if you're licensed and authorised and many also re-load for precise accuracy

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I sadly won't ever be licensed because of my ADHD

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By *orphia2003Woman
11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Nothing. chances are I'm already dead.

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By *urious8240Man
11 weeks ago

Ammanford

Grab some Fab friends boat stocked with food and alcohol.. party till it's over 😂

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By *opinovMan
11 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I shall hide away in my secret fortified camp in my remote forest with a few select friends, where we'll spend the rest of our lives getting stoned and fucking eachother senseless.

In!! "

I've saved you a space!

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By *r lotharioMan
11 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

think i'd find one of those nice underwater restaurants to hole up in - the view and food will be good. it's bound to have a telly and a phone too.

and at least a cautionary note for the ladies - if you're going to try out zombie sex, at least make sure they do it properly and shag you before they chew your neck out and face off. asking them to go down on you first would seem to be a pointless exercise in my mind.

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

Get a big group of them together and teach them the Thriller dance 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Hunker down for a week or so until the big madness dies down then make it the mile or so to my job which is a secure site with Generators, happens to be next door to our air force base here see if there a few rifles left for hunting ,eventually try make it out west where it's remote and has islands no people , I have a shed full of camping/ bushcraft gear so if I could get out of the city I might be ok., dock a trawler just off shore as the go2 safe place to sleep every night.

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
11 weeks ago

Wales

If its happened I'd already be a zombie so I'd be doing what zombies do.. eating brains.

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

"Hunker down for a week or so until the big madness dies down then make it the mile or so to my job which is a secure site with Generators, happens to be next door to our air force base here see if there a few rifles left for hunting ,eventually try make it out west where it's remote and has islands no people , I have a shed full of camping/ bushcraft gear so if I could get out of the city I might be ok., dock a trawler just off shore as the go2 safe place to sleep every night."

Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔"
I kinda like yours, but I'll watch from a distance,

And No1 rule of Zombie apocalypse, you don't have to be the fastest,just don't be the slowest lol

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By *r lotharioMan
11 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔"

not if there's zombie killer whales on the way to his trawler at night

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'd watch it on TV - 98% of zombie apocalypsi happen in the USA. Fact.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔

not if there's zombie killer whales on the way to his trawler at night"
na they would be 2 busy trying to eat all the posh heads holed up in the underwater restaurant with no escape exits lol

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
11 weeks ago

kent

This reminds me, the trailer for 28 Years Later has just been released. Need to watch it.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I'd watch it on TV - 98% of zombie apocalypsi happen in the USA. Fact.

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they made it to France now, lol, la Frog are ffked.

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By *r lotharioMan
11 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔

not if there's zombie killer whales on the way to his trawler at night na they would be 2 busy trying to eat all the posh heads holed up in the underwater restaurant with no escape exits lol "

doesn't matter, it's built to withstand ocean pressures, so they can zombie killer shark nose bump it all they like.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔

not if there's zombie killer whales on the way to his trawler at night na they would be 2 busy trying to eat all the posh heads holed up in the underwater restaurant with no escape exits lol

doesn't matter, it's built to withstand ocean pressures, so they can zombie killer shark nose bump it all they like."
but you can't get out????? It's a one way system

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By *ild_oatsMan
11 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Head directly over to the Big Brother house and grab Davina McCall before she get bitten….

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By *xonman53Man
11 weeks ago

Thame

See you read the books .. 😁😁

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By *r lotharioMan
11 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔

not if there's zombie killer whales on the way to his trawler at night na they would be 2 busy trying to eat all the posh heads holed up in the underwater restaurant with no escape exits lol

doesn't matter, it's built to withstand ocean pressures, so they can zombie killer shark nose bump it all they like. but you can't get out????? It's a one way system

and nothing get's in. besides i'd have built a gatehouse entrance to defend the terra firma section from. in any event - it's the lezza zombies that are the worst - they don't just try to eat you - they'll try to simon pegg ya hahahaha

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By *r lotharioMan
11 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"Head directly over to the Big Brother house and grab Davina McCall before she get bitten….

perfectly safe there - no self respecting zombie would want to be caught undead in there....

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Sounds like a more thorough plan than mine 🤔

not if there's zombie killer whales on the way to his trawler at night na they would be 2 busy trying to eat all the posh heads holed up in the underwater restaurant with no escape exits lol

doesn't matter, it's built to withstand ocean pressures, so they can zombie killer shark nose bump it all they like. but you can't get out????? It's a one way system

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By *he AmbassadorMan
11 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Lighthouse incase zombie whales eat my boat

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By *mf123Man
11 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Iv already got my emegency kit setup and plan stashed away last time i checked it was lockdown but it is there

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By *oubleswing2019Man
11 weeks ago

Colchester

I've seen enough zombie movies to know how this story ends. Not really much you can do to be fair.

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