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Ok, an actual Xmas Matchmaker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
13 weeks ago

Need a date for that Xmas market?

Have a Santa fetish?

Need to save on heating by having sex instead?

Well this is the place for you.

Right let me get this right...

Say you're in

Pick 3 people

Send them to me

Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)

Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.

❄️🖤

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

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Drop your filters and I’ll drop my boxers.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

In 😁

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By *electableicecreamMan
13 weeks ago

The West

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
13 weeks ago


"Drop your filters and I’ll drop my boxers. "

I have!

Drop em

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By *bi HaiveMan
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13 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In.

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By *sWyldWoman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

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By *sWyldWoman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm in I'd love a Christmas style date with someone

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
13 weeks ago

North West

Go on then 😁

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By *ou345Woman
13 weeks ago

Derby

In

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
13 weeks ago

Ipswich

In

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
13 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm in please ...

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By *NormalMan01Man
13 weeks ago

Harrogate

Oh I’m in, and lots of time to make a decision so no need to rush! Lovely!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

In 😁

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

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"Drop your filters and I’ll drop my boxers.

I have!

Drop em"

Ok 😈 I assume they have to be in on the thread?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

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Do I pick who I like and might pick me or who I just like 🧐🧐🧐🧐

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
13 weeks ago


"Drop your filters and I’ll drop my boxers.

I have!

Drop em

Ok 😈 I assume they have to be in on the thread?

"

Oh FFS I thought I covered everything.

Yes they do.

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By *ib.Man
13 weeks ago

Hampshire

In.

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By *ib.Man
13 weeks ago

Hampshire


"Do I pick who I like and might pick me or who I just like 🧐🧐🧐🧐"

Shoot for the moon.

(I picked you).

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

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"Do I pick who I like and might pick me or who I just like 🧐🧐🧐🧐

Shoot for the moon.

(I picked you)."

You’re pretty fly for a white guy

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By *xonman53Man
13 weeks ago

Thame

Oh why not... In... But doubt have many choosing... 🤷

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By *afkaMan
13 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Let's see how this one goes, fingers crossed

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
13 weeks ago


"Do I pick who I like and might pick me or who I just like 🧐🧐🧐🧐"

Don't complicate things Stephen.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I and there is one I would pick in already

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

In

Hoping any potential matches are ok with turning up in just a Santa hat 🤞

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

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"Do I pick who I like and might pick me or who I just like 🧐🧐🧐🧐

Don't complicate things Stephen."

Sorry ma’am.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"In

Hoping any potential matches are ok with turning up in just a Santa hat 🤞"

Would a black Bah humbug one be acceptable?

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By *orthern BeardMan
13 weeks ago

Preston

In!

I’d love someone to jingle my baubles

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
13 weeks ago

Right up your street


"Need a date for that Xmas market?

Have a Santa fetish?

Need to save on heating by having sex instead?

Well this is the place for you.

Right let me get this right...

Say you're in

Pick 3 people

Send them to me

Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)

Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.

❄️🖤

"

Am I allowed to pick Raven?

Oh, I’m in by the way, all the way in

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"In

Hoping any potential matches are ok with turning up in just a Santa hat 🤞

Would a black Bah humbug one be acceptable? "

It’s not very festive Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"In

Hoping any potential matches are ok with turning up in just a Santa hat 🤞

Would a black Bah humbug one be acceptable?

It’s not very festive Wonko"

It's as festive as I get

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

Ends


"In

Hoping any potential matches are ok with turning up in just a Santa hat 🤞

Would a black Bah humbug one be acceptable?

It’s not very festive Wonko"

That wasn’t very Christmassy

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By *aitonelMan
13 weeks ago

Liverpool

I don't even know who you are anymore!

I mean yes I know Xmas Raven is a Tiny Tim sized bit nicer but this feels extreme.

Fine! In

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By *MCMan
13 weeks ago

London/EA

Keeping an eye to see who else joins…

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
13 weeks ago

London

Christmas 4some? In 🤶🎅🎅🎅

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
13 weeks ago


"Need a date for that Xmas market?

Have a Santa fetish?

Need to save on heating by having sex instead?

Well this is the place for you.

Right let me get this right...

Say you're in

Pick 3 people

Send them to me

Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)

Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.

❄️🖤

Am I allowed to pick Raven?

Oh, I’m in by the way, all the way in"

I feel this would be taking advantage of my position, so in fairness, no you can't.

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By *ez669Man
13 weeks ago

East Kilbride

In for a santa claws without the baws

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By *ruceyyMan
13 weeks ago

London

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By *ruceyyMan
13 weeks ago

London

Damn it!

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By *eliWoman
13 weeks ago

.

In the wise words of you OP, think I might just message them instead. Great thread though! ❤️🎄

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By *atinaChica54Woman
13 weeks ago

Marlborough

In

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By *amie HantsWoman
13 weeks ago

Atlantis

I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled

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By *ruceyyMan
13 weeks ago

London


"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled "

She's already sorted me out!

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

In

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By *hitsngigglesMan
13 weeks ago

durham

I'm in

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By *aitonelMan
13 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled

She's already sorted me out!"

That's what the kids call pegging these days.

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By *electableicecreamMan
13 weeks ago

The West

I misunderstood the assignment and spoke too soon

I am still in though

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By *ruceyyMan
13 weeks ago

London


"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled

She's already sorted me out!

That's what the kids call pegging these days. "

It's not her thing but if it ever was I think it would suit her.

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By *amie HantsWoman
13 weeks ago

Atlantis


"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled

She's already sorted me out!"

And set you up with all those super mega babes?!

Out

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By *ruceyyMan
13 weeks ago

London


"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled

She's already sorted me out!

And set you up with all those super mega babes?!

Out "

Oh no she was useless with actually helping me get laid to clarify.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
13 weeks ago


"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled "

I can be nice at times. This is one of those times just to clarify.

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By *del 1Man
13 weeks ago

London

I am in xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
13 weeks ago


"In the wise words of you OP, think I might just message them instead. Great thread though! ❤️🎄"

I'm sure many will avoid just because it's me 🖤

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
13 weeks ago

Essex

I’m only in of the “date/meet/social” includes a Christmas themed drink

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By *he AmbassadorMan
13 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Go one so,

Count me in.

And Thanks in advance Missus

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
13 weeks ago

kent


"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled

I can be nice at times. This is one of those times just to clarify.

"

Hmm… but will last until the 1st December?

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By *ustful_LionessWoman
13 weeks ago

Heaven-sent

Manchester Christmas market social - Absolutely, I’m in!

Santa fetish - Most definitely! 🎅😉

Saving on heating - Depends with whom..

But, I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
13 weeks ago


"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled

I can be nice at times. This is one of those times just to clarify.

Hmm… but will last until the 1st December? "

It's only a week, and I have a full bottle of baileys so I should be good.

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By *issy minxyWoman
13 weeks ago

South

In for this! A Christmas date/social sounds perfect 🎄 🥂 🎅

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
13 weeks ago

Wherever

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
13 weeks ago

Wherever

I misunderstood the assignment I think 🤔

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
13 weeks ago


"I misunderstood the assignment I think 🤔 "

Sometimes I forget to write down the stuff that's in my head.

Pick 3 off the thread

Send to me by 1st Dec 7pm

If any matches I'll post them then you can ride a guy in Santa hat. If that's your thing, if not you can just go for a coffee or whatever.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
13 weeks ago

Wherever


"I misunderstood the assignment I think 🤔

Sometimes I forget to write down the stuff that's in my head.

Pick 3 off the thread

Send to me by 1st Dec 7pm

If any matches I'll post them then you can ride a guy in Santa hat. If that's your thing, if not you can just go for a coffee or whatever.

"

Oh. I for some reason thought we’re going to match guys for THREESOME.

My meds better start working quickly because I cannot have that kind of brain fog, and (forgot that word) anymore

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
13 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

In for the festive vibes! 🎄

Mrs TMN x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
13 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I'll be in, just me as J is already in up there 👆.

B

DM for both of us though.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
13 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled "

this 100% but I'll send them anyway.lol

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm ever so slightly dubious about this thread. 🙂 Is Rum n' Raven actually doing a måtchmåker?

If so, I am Íᚻ.

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By *iker JackMan
13 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I’ll message myself thanks.

And when I say that. I’ll literally message myself 🤣

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By *he AmbassadorMan
13 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Just submitted my 3,

Not as easy as I thought 🤔🤔

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
13 weeks ago


"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled this 100% but I'll send them anyway.lol"

Have a little faith people

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By *he AmbassadorMan
13 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled this 100% but I'll send them anyway.lol

Have a little faith people"

that's more than a little faith now Raven in all fairness 🤣😂🤣

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

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"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled this 100% but I'll send them anyway.lol

Have a little faith people"

You’re definitely going unlos. But I don’t mind telling you who I fancy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
13 weeks ago


"I’m not convinced.

I reckon she’s trolling us. We’ll send her names and after she’ll be like ‘hey everyone jamie wants to fuck these people what a nerd’

I’m still gonna and just hope we’re not getting trolled this 100% but I'll send them anyway.lol

Have a little faith people

You’re definitely going unlos. But I don’t mind telling you who I fancy. "

Not till after the 1st, but then your secrets will go with me.

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By *partharmonyCouple
13 weeks ago

Ruislip

We'd love to find a couple with pictures of both of them on their profile and like banter.

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By *Jblue321Man
13 weeks ago

chester

Sure I’ll give this a go

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By *B69Woman
13 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Ok will let you know next week

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
13 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m in, and will risk it for a biscuit.

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By *zChiefWoman
13 weeks ago

middle of somewhere

Ok dokes ..i am in x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
13 weeks ago

North West

I'll be in. What harm can it do?!

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By *ndreSlaggasiMan
13 weeks ago

Wakefield


"In

Hoping any potential matches are ok with turning up in just a Santa hat 🤞"

IN!

Effy, Northern Beard and yourself Raven!

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By *ark742024Man
13 weeks ago

Cheshire

Nope - these things are just for the in crowd

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Nope - these things are just for the in crowd "

·

Clarify please.….…?

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By *dam1971Man
13 weeks ago

Bedford

I’m in for Christmas, but thank fuck I didn’t use the gag about pulling a cracker. That would be dreadful

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By *apkingMan
12 weeks ago

Stockport

I’m in

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By *ea monkeyMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Yup! This sounds like fun. I’m in

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By *ealmeetsonlyMan
12 weeks ago

Slough

Sounds fun. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago

Just to clarify...

I AM NOT IN

Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.

I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.

I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things...

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Just to clarify...

I AM NOT IN

Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.

I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.

I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things..."

And your filters are still restrictive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Just to clarify...

I AM NOT IN

Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.

I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.

I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things...

And your filters are still restrictive "

I'm filter free!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I'm in

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
12 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm in.

I won't be able to date anyone (bookings considered for Xmas 2025 though), but when Raven accesses this unbroken and uncynical part of herself, I like seeing it.

It makes me feel all warm, fuzzy, and Christmassy, and she's doing a lovely thing here .

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By *iss.BellaWoman
12 weeks ago

Wales

I'd be in, but I wont be available for christmas shenanigans

I'll go find hotlistees in the thread to annoy instead.

Great thread Raven, I'll raise a rum to you 🖤

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By *illan-KillashMan
12 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I'll join in if I may.

I'll ping you my three in a minute.

Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Just to clarify...

I AM NOT IN

Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.

I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.

I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things...

And your filters are still restrictive

I'm filter free!"

Sorry, it was the "Men aged 35 to 55".

But since you're not in, I shall decline to play

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"I'll join in if I may.

I'll ping you my three in a minute.

Ta."

You have a week! Men are very premature with his thread.

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By *allSmallMan
12 weeks ago

West London

Love this! In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Just to clarify...

I AM NOT IN

Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.

I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.

I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things...

And your filters are still restrictive

I'm filter free!

Sorry, it was the "Men aged 35 to 55".

But since you're not in, I shall decline to play "

There are a lot nicer women than me on here.

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By *ife NinjaMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Everyone is so far away.....

Just message me direct if you fancy a glayva with me

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Just to clarify...

I AM NOT IN

Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.

I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.

I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things...

And your filters are still restrictive

I'm filter free!

Sorry, it was the "Men aged 35 to 55".

But since you're not in, I shall decline to play

There are a lot nicer women than me on here. "

But I like the dark sarcasm and pessimistic (honest) outlook on life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Just to clarify...

I AM NOT IN

Your choices have to be 'in' on the thread, message me your choices.

I will post any matches after 7pm on the 1st Dec.

I'm clearly not experienced at doing these things...

And your filters are still restrictive

I'm filter free!

Sorry, it was the "Men aged 35 to 55".

But since you're not in, I shall decline to play

There are a lot nicer women than me on here.

But I like the dark sarcasm and pessimistic (honest) outlook on life."

There's a few of those aswell

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By *illy IdolMan
12 weeks ago

Midlands

I'm not in, but I'm loving your confidence that you'll still be here by the 1st December

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By *illan-KillashMan
12 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"I'll join in if I may.

I'll ping you my three in a minute.

Ta.

You have a week! Men are very premature with his thread.

"

I might get run over by a bus before then.

*if I do, please ignore my matches.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Everyone is so far away.....

Just message me direct if you fancy a glayva with me "

Ooh I do enjoy a Glayva

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By *ife NinjaMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Everyone is so far away.....

Just message me direct if you fancy a glayva with me

Ooh I do enjoy a Glayva"

Matched.....you gorgeous little brummie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"I'm not in, but I'm loving your confidence that you'll still be here by the 1st December "

Unlos at 6:59pm

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Pickef

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By *egDaySkipperMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm in, love me a Xmas market

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By *r Simon TemplerMan
12 weeks ago

Layton,Blackpool.

I'm in too

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By *illy IdolMan
12 weeks ago

Midlands


"I'm not in, but I'm loving your confidence that you'll still be here by the 1st December

Unlos at 6:59pm "

that would be mean

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By *nalleesaMan
12 weeks ago

Chester

Ok in x

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I'll join in if I may.

I'll ping you my three in a minute.

Ta.

You have a week! Men are very premature with his thread.

"

I blew my load in Raven's box too early!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'll join in if I may.

I'll ping you my three in a minute.

Ta.

You have a week! Men are very premature with his thread.

I blew my load in Raven's box too early! "

And how about her messages box ? 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"I'm not in, but I'm loving your confidence that you'll still be here by the 1st December

Unlos at 6:59pm

that would be mean "

And we all know I'm not mean...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"I'll join in if I may.

I'll ping you my three in a minute.

Ta.

You have a week! Men are very premature with his thread.

I blew my load in Raven's box too early! "

Don't worry, loads have.

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By *opinovMan
12 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Oh go on then.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in OP please.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Need a date for that Xmas market?

Have a Santa fetish?

Need to save on heating by having sex instead?

Well this is the place for you.

Right let me get this right...

Say you're in

Pick 3 people

Send them to me

Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)

Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.

❄️🖤

I have my own Santa suit will you be my Mrs clause

"

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I'll join in if I may.

I'll ping you my three in a minute.

Ta.

You have a week! Men are very premature with his thread.

I blew my load in Raven's box too early!

Don't worry, loads have."

Not as unpleasant as I expected

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Just to clarify... I AM NOT IN"

In that case, I’m not either.

*scrooge.gif*

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By *itygamesMan
12 weeks ago

UK

In ...

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By *nterblueMan
12 weeks ago

manchester

In. Mine will probably be too far away far actual meets but in all the same.

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"In. Mine will probably be too far away far actual meets but in all the same."

·

Same, dear fellow, same. Even a little necromancy won't bring them closer.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Wonko’s out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Just to clarify... I AM NOT IN

In that case, I’m not either.

*scrooge.gif*"

I will send pity nudes to anyone that doesn't get a match

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
12 weeks ago

Essex


"Just to clarify... I AM NOT IN

In that case, I’m not either.

*scrooge.gif*

I will send pity nudes to anyone that doesn't get a match"

I won’t get a match. And politely… no thanks 🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton

I doubt I'll get a match but nudes always welcome 🤣

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By *heGateKeeperMan
12 weeks ago

Stratford

I’ll be in

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By *zeroMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'm in 🎄

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By *illan-KillashMan
12 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Just to clarify... I AM NOT IN

In that case, I’m not either.

*scrooge.gif*

I will send pity nudes to anyone that doesn't get a match"

*screenshot

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

In for the pity nudes.

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"In for the pity nudes."

Note she didn't say who the nudes are of. And Brucey has been especially quiet today. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Out.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Let's try to see who has the best tinsel tits. In

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
12 weeks ago

Wherever

I’m in, after carefully reading the brief this time. I’ll wait with my choices for all the hot men to arrive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Out."

Twit twoo

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Out.

Twit twoo

"

Stop flirting with me in public. I’m not good at it 🦉

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By *r Black 85Man
12 weeks ago

nottingham

In

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By *andH 23Man
12 weeks ago

Luton

I’m in got the facial fluff as well 🤣🤣

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By *ookie46Woman
12 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m still in hiding but in

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By *NormalMan01Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Need a date for that Xmas market?

Have a Santa fetish?

Need to save on heating by having sex instead?

Well this is the place for you.

Right let me get this right...

Say you're in

Pick 3 people

Send them to me

Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)

Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.

❄️🖤

"

Are you and your Christmas pj’s playing, OP.

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By *NormalMan01Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Out.

Twit twoo

Stop flirting with me in public. I’m not good at it 🦉 "

A-OWL?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Need a date for that Xmas market?

Have a Santa fetish?

Need to save on heating by having sex instead?

Well this is the place for you.

Right let me get this right...

Say you're in

Pick 3 people

Send them to me

Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)

Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.

❄️🖤

Are you and your Christmas pj’s playing, OP. "

No, I feel it would be an abuse of power. And tempting as that is....it's still a no.

I'll sit in my pjs and drink my Bailey's and help everyone else have fun this Xmas.

Fuckers.

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By *lternative-twoCouple
12 weeks ago

Worsley

Happy to join the event

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago

Bumping for the weekday/married people.

I don't judge...

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London

What are we doing here? Not sure I have the energy to read the entire thread now I'm late so I'll just cover all the usual bases .. "I'm in".

Pick a number "3" a colour "blue" say "yes" and hope for the best.... because that's how most of these things go...🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *mf123Man
12 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Sounds like a lot of fucking about without followthru fucking about

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
12 weeks ago

The Continental


"What are we doing here? Not sure I have the energy to read the entire thread now I'm late so I'll just cover all the usual bases .. "I'm in".

Pick a number "3" a colour "blue" say "yes" and hope for the best.... because that's how most of these things go...🤷🏻‍♂️"

Send the op 3 names of the fittest birds you want a go on.

If they send her your name, boom….matched.

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By *zeroMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Sounds like a lot of fucking about without followthru fucking about "

So... standard fab then?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

In

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
12 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Im always up for a giggle, in!

Thanks Raven x

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By *mf123Man
12 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"Sounds like a lot of fucking about without followthru fucking about

So... standard fab then?"

well depends if you like to follow thru or not for clarity i wont i have spoken

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By *ildTimes.Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"What are we doing here? Not sure I have the energy to read the entire thread now I'm late so I'll just cover all the usual bases .. "I'm in".

Pick a number "3" a colour "blue" say "yes" and hope for the best.... because that's how most of these things go...🤷🏻‍♂️

Send the op 3 names of the fittest birds you want a go on.

If they send her your name, boom….matched. "

Cheers! Nice and succinct 🙌 Just 3? 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Go on then I’ll be in for a chuckle 😁

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By *egDaySkipperMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Do we have to send all the 3 names at once or can we do one or two and then the rest if someone else joins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Do we have to send all the 3 names at once or can we do one or two and then the rest if someone else joins "

You can send as you please.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Boos in please

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By *oliwoahMan
12 weeks ago

Melton Mowbray

Definitely in

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
12 weeks ago

the moon

Go on then

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By *orksguy1965Man
12 weeks ago

Howden

Count me in

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
12 weeks ago

Ipswich

I’m out

Had some very bad news

Have fun all

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By *rthur30Man
12 weeks ago

Warrington


"Need a date for that Xmas market?

Have a Santa fetish?

Need to save on heating by having sex instead?

Well this is the place for you.

Right let me get this right...

Say you're in

Pick 3 people

Send them to me

Let's say by 7pm on the 1st December (that's a Sunday I think?)

Then you can arrange the Xmas shenanigans! I promise not to crash any meets/socials/dates or go unlos before this ends.

❄️🖤

Am I allowed to pick Raven?

Oh, I’m in by the way, all the way in

I feel this would be taking advantage of my position, so in fairness, no you can't.

"

Bah humbug!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton


"I’m out

Had some very bad news

Have fun all "

Hugs, hope you're OK x

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By *entleman JayMan
12 weeks ago

Wakefield

Oh a Christmas date. That would be lovely. I’m in.

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By *enk15Man
12 weeks ago

Evesham

Oh I missed this!

I’m in.

I’ll be wearing nothing but some mistletoe dangling above my crotch.

Are the pity nudes still on offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"Oh I missed this!

I’m in.

I’ll be wearing nothing but some mistletoe dangling above my crotch.

Are the pity nudes still on offer?"

🤪🤪🤪

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By *emma200Woman
12 weeks ago

Warwickshire

In.. for saving heating purposes only 😉

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By *ir tootMan
12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I'm honestly not sure... bollocks

I'm in though, I'll have to think harder.

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By *ists003Man
12 weeks ago

London

I'm in... assuming you will pm my match lol?

I'm based in South east

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By *inxy777Woman
12 weeks ago

essex

In x

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By *opeyXWoman
12 weeks ago

Dundee

Don't have a santa fetish but wouldn't mind a wee xmas market date.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago

Bumping for more women. I'd never thought I'd say that.

But currently I have an overload of men in my inbox, actually.....never mind.

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By *ea monkeyMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Bumping for more women. I'd never thought I'd say that.

But currently I have an overload of men in my inbox, actually.....never mind.

"

I guess the question is; are they hot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Bumping for more women. I'd never thought I'd say that.

But currently I have an overload of men in my inbox, actually.....never mind.

I guess the question is; are they hot? "

1 or 2

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By *aitonelMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Bumping for more women. I'd never thought I'd say that.

But currently I have an overload of men in my inbox, actually.....never mind.

I guess the question is; are they hot?

1 or 2"

And they all prematurely blew their load in your box!

Of which, I am one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
12 weeks ago


"Bumping for more women. I'd never thought I'd say that.

But currently I have an overload of men in my inbox, actually.....never mind.

I guess the question is; are they hot?

1 or 2

And they all prematurely blew their load in your box!

Of which, I am one. "

Just call yourself hot?

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