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By *hris BBL OP   Man
9 weeks ago

WREXHAM

For me it's the none replys.. if you've read the message and viewed the profile...surely you can take 10 seconds to reply..

Even if it's just a simple not for me/us message.

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By *iker JackMan
9 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

For me it’s people that don’t read the rules of the site or the frequently asked questions part

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By *aitonelMan
9 weeks ago

Liverpool

Raven. Sometimes Brucey. But definitely Raven.

Oh and all the boobs and penis. Just so difficult to have a serious convo with them in a profile pic.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
9 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Men not reading my profile & going for it anyway

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
9 weeks ago

The Continental

Folk that come here (not just the forums) to nothing but complain, put others down, or spew out negative mojo.

Just fuckin leave if you dislike the place that much!

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By *og-ManMan
9 weeks ago

somewhere

Threads looking to chat about and share photos of wife's and partners usually created by men

Never saw one started by a woman wanting to share photo's of husbands and partners

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
9 weeks ago

Always on the move

Me

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By *aitonelMan
9 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Threads looking to chat about and share photos of wife's and partners usually created by men

Never saw one started by a woman wanting to share photo's of husbands and partners

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Selfish women, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Raven. Sometimes Brucey. But definitely Raven.

Oh and all the boobs and penis. Just so difficult to have a serious convo with them in a profile pic. "

Awww 🥰

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By *enk15Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham


"For me it's the none replys.. if you've read the message and viewed the profile...surely you can take 10 seconds to reply..

Even if it's just a simple not for me/us message."

They're too busy shagging, OP, they're too busy shagging.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Men sending you messages having not read your profile and clearly not being a match and then expecting a reply.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
9 weeks ago

Chester

I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

Ive tried not to make my bio sound desperate but when you've been in a dry spell as long as I have, its tough, you know?

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By *hris BBL OP   Man
9 weeks ago

WREXHAM

"Straight" men asking if you want a blow job and not taking no for an answer

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

Ive tried not to make my bio sound desperate but when you've been in a dry spell as long as I have, its tough, you know? "

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By *avexxMan
9 weeks ago

cheshire


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

Ive tried not to make my bio sound desperate but when you've been in a dry spell as long as I have, its tough, you know? "

,

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By *hris BBL OP   Man
9 weeks ago

WREXHAM

I'd definitely reply, always do regardless. It's basic manners in my eyes

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By *ernow1982Man
9 weeks ago

Plymouth

Nothing really, to be honest. Seems like wasted energy to complain about something you have very little to no control over. L

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
9 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Straight out the FAQs.

There are too many rude people on here who don't reply to my messages!

It's not rude not to reply.

Some ladies and couples get hundreds of messages a day so it simply isn't possible for them to reply to everyone. If you don't get a response, you should assume they aren't interested. If you're getting a lot of "no-replies" then you should consider your profile and the messages you send. Are they giving the right message? Are you standing out from the thousands of other guys on here?

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By *enk15Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

Ive tried not to make my bio sound desperate but when you've been in a dry spell as long as I have, its tough, you know? "

We get 100's a day. We don't have time for that, takes up precious ball scratching time.

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By *WB85Man
9 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Repetitive topics are the worst thing.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
9 weeks ago

Chester


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

Ive tried not to make my bio sound desperate but when you've been in a dry spell as long as I have, its tough, you know?

We get 100's a day. We don't have time for that, takes up precious ball scratching time. "

But if you're online you should be available to answer

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By *ustyWoman
9 weeks ago

inverclyde

Directing in a non directing room does my head in. Or in a chat room say hello try to engage in the chat and get ignored....

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By *onnie 90Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds


"Men not reading my profile & going for it anyway"

This seems to be commonplace. Some guys think they're so exceptional that you'll forego whatever is on your profile because they're so great.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
9 weeks ago

Stoke


"I'd definitely reply, always do regardless. It's basic manners in my eyes"

How many messages a day do you get?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Boo

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By *enk15Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham


"Men not reading my profile & going for it anyway

This seems to be commonplace. Some guys think they're so exceptional that you'll forego whatever is on your profile because they're so great."

But my mom said I was special

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By *ustin666666Man
9 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Straight out the FAQs.

There are too many rude people on here who don't reply to my messages!

It's not rude not to reply.

Some ladies and couples get hundreds of messages a day so it simply isn't possible for them to reply to everyone. If you don't get a response, you should assume they aren't interested. If you're getting a lot of "no-replies" then you should consider your profile and the messages you send. Are they giving the right message? Are you standing out from the thousands of other guys on here?

"

I totally get they can't answer all and I've heard there's rude people out there. If there not for them why don't they just block. This will stop any messages reoccurring.

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By *hris BBL OP   Man
9 weeks ago

WREXHAM

Not many, but never expect any either.

But as I've said, if you've read th message and viewed the profile it only takes seconds to reply either way.

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By *enk15Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

Ive tried not to make my bio sound desperate but when you've been in a dry spell as long as I have, its tough, you know?

We get 100's a day. We don't have time for that, takes up precious ball scratching time.

But if you're online you should be available to answer "

No means no, Bella, stop sending me so many messages!

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By *iss.BellaWoman
9 weeks ago

Chester


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No means no, Bella, stop sending me so many messages! "

It was the full frontal pic, wasnt it?

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By *enk15Man
9 weeks ago

Evesham


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No means no, Bella, stop sending me so many messages!

It was the full frontal pic, wasnt it? "

Maybe... did you have to take it in front of an open toilet?

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By *issBlackedCouple
9 weeks ago

Glasgow

When beautiful women message me. Hate that.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
9 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Nero

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

The moaners who can't understand that being. swinging site doesn't mean you'll slip and fall into umpteen pussies every hour.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
9 weeks ago

Stoke


"Not many, but never expect any either.

But as I've said, if you've read th message and viewed the profile it only takes seconds to reply either way."

Not how it works here unfortunately. For every no thanks I send, I get another one to two messages back again. If you want to come and do my Fabmin and send 100-300 messages a day for me let me know

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By *r MzchiefMan
9 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
9 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Not many, but never expect any either.

But as I've said, if you've read th message and viewed the profile it only takes seconds to reply either way."

If I’m not interested I delete and block. I’m one of the few women who hasn’t said how much abuse they get for saying no, because I don’t reply. I’m not rude, in fact I’m very nice. I pop on here every now and then for a few minutes. I’m not going to spend my time answering loads of messages if I’m not interested. No chance.

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By *ustin666666Man
4 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Straight out the FAQs.

There are too many rude people on here who don't reply to my messages!

It's not rude not to reply.

Some ladies and couples get hundreds of messages a day so it simply isn't possible for them to reply to everyone. If you don't get a response, you should assume they aren't interested. If you're getting a lot of "no-replies" then you should consider your profile and the messages you send. Are they giving the right message? Are you standing out from the thousands of other guys on here?

"

If your not for them then why don't they just block or just a No Thank You then block. Makes more sense to me.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
4 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Nero "

Waaahhaaa 🚑

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By *929Man
4 weeks ago

bedlington

How it’s perfectly ok to be judgemental about certain things/people but do it against certain other things and all fucking hell brakes loose

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 weeks ago

North Angus

Me. Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Him 👆

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By *ansoffateMan
4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"How it’s perfectly ok to be judgemental about certain things/people but do it against certain other things and all fucking hell brakes loose "

When it suits

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 weeks ago

North Angus

Yus!

Didn’t win best butt but this, I’ve absolutely nailed it

I’d like to thank no one

I did this all on my own 🏆

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By *exxyyDy11Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen


"Me. Maybe "

That is for not doing more to help stop Anakin from becoming Darth Vader

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By *oney HoneyWoman
4 weeks ago

York

It takes 5 ish seconds to write “no thanks” and send, but then you can guarantee that guy will send another message!! Which you then have to either reply again or ignore/ block. Multiply that by 50-100 a day.

It’s quite simple, no reply= no thanks.

A tip though, if I delete the message it means “not interested and never will be”

If I read the message and don’t reply but don’t delete. It stays in my inbox cos it means there is a small chance I’ll come back to it later…. But that’s pretty rare too

What annoys me most about fab is when men don’t read my profile or status before messaging. And copy and paste messages

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By *eneralKenobiMan
4 weeks ago

North Angus


"Me. Maybe

That is for not doing more to help stop Anakin from becoming Darth Vader"

He was my brother! I loved him!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
4 weeks ago

Willenhall


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no. "

I'll happily eat whichever one I can drown in chilli sauce first

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By *partharmonyCouple
4 weeks ago

Ruislip


"For me it's the none replys.. if you've read the message and viewed the profile...surely you can take 10 seconds to reply..

Even if it's just a simple not for me/us message."

If somebody writes us a half-decent message, we'll reply. The vast majority of the messages we receive are absolute, utter shit and do not warrant a reply. Replying "No thanks" to them requires more effort and consideration to them than they have shown us, so they are not going to get one.

You should also remember that replying circumvents any filters somebody puts on. If we block single men from contacting us, that filter won't apply to all those people I have replied "No thanks" to. Why should we enable them to keep contacting us when we're not interested?

Why do you need a reply from somebody who is not interested anyway? It won't change anything. We don't have any responsibility to let you down gently. People aren't interested. You're just going to have to live with that. Lots of people we like aren't interested in us. Somehow we get by and carry on with life. You can too.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Central

What if Fab had a popup, for the first couple of hundred messages new users send to a new contact, that reminds me of the FAQ, 'no reply = no thanks'?

Would it reduce the entitlement and negative posting, if they had to accept this, before sending each of their messages?

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By *midnight-Woman
4 weeks ago

...

The negativity and drama

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By *irsSubCouple
4 weeks ago

Darlington

Our personal favourite is the statuses which say "this site is crap time to delete my account" or the equivalent by email.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
4 weeks ago

Castlebar


"For me it's the none replys.. if you've read the message and viewed the profile...surely you can take 10 seconds to reply..

Even if it's just a simple not for me/us message."

I used to reply to all messages but some are just "Hey" so does that mean they want to meet?

It's in our profile that we don't reply to shadow profiles or dick pics so if someone hasn't read that they don't get a reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

How do guys still not understand the whole "not replying when not interested" thing 😂

The amount of guys who moan on the forums about this absolutely blows my mind!

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
4 weeks ago

Gravesend

The desperados on the forums asking what's wrong with my profile, or why can't I get a meet or a shag.

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By *ark742024Man
4 weeks ago

Cheshire

The misandry

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

People not turning up to meet happens more often than not these days.

They don't realise I have to make sure I have an empty flat and get myself ready it wastes mine and my partners time.

Rarely arrange anymore

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By *exxyyDy11Man
4 weeks ago

Darwen


"For me it's the none replys.. if you've read the message and viewed the profile...surely you can take 10 seconds to reply..

Even if it's just a simple not for me/us message."

Women and couples get bombarded with messages. Some even get 300+ messages and messages that exceed a thousand. It is impossible and impractical to reply to all. I wouldn't reply to all if mine were like that. So that is why. Most aren't being ignorant intentionally.

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By *ark742024Man
4 weeks ago

Cheshire

The white knights are annoying too

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By *tsJustKateWoman
4 weeks ago

London


"For me it's the none replys.. if you've read the message and viewed the profile...surely you can take 10 seconds to reply..

Even if it's just a simple not for me/us message."

People who think they deserve an answer

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By *tsJustKateWoman
4 weeks ago

London

My profile states:

Taking a break from meeting until New Year.

Just here for the forums, so not answering messages.

But guess what? Yep, you guessed!

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By *ark742024Man
4 weeks ago

Cheshire


"My profile states:

Taking a break from meeting until New Year.

Just here for the forums, so not answering messages.

But guess what? Yep, you guessed!

"

Hanging is too good for these people eh

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By *ddie1966Man
4 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Nero's sublime eloquence.

It's beyond annoying.

It's

It's

Really nice.....

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By *ryton 123TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Chatham

For me, it's men who put straight on there profile but bi. Also ,we all have smart phones. A few pictures and and some sort of profile picture. It doesn't have to be a face picture.

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
4 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

When our profile states we can't meet last minute due to work and family but still get asked if we're free "now"... No.

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By *elvet RopeMan
4 weeks ago

by the big field

Platinum supporters and The Clique (Shhhhhh!)

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By *tsJustKateWoman
4 weeks ago

London


"My profile states:

Taking a break from meeting until New Year.

Just here for the forums, so not answering messages.

But guess what? Yep, you guessed!

Hanging is too good for these people eh "

Far too good

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"My profile states:

Taking a break from meeting until New Year.

Just here for the forums, so not answering messages.

But guess what? Yep, you guessed!

Hanging is too good for these people eh

Far too good"

I suppose drawing and quartering is off the cards too then? Shame

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Those people that post about not getting replies because it only takes 10 seconds, but then doesn't respond to everyone who has taken time to respond to their post.

Mrs

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By *ealitybitesMan
4 weeks ago

Belfast

People who comment on threads about things that annoy them about fab while privately they are doing all the things they claim to be annoyed by.

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By *ffervescentMan
4 weeks ago

winfrith

Nothing annoys me about fab it's fine, its Christmas happy Christmas everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Women who aren't interested in meeting yet have provocative pics and filters wide open.

Women who complain about having hundreds of messages when they could of put filters on when it got to so many, instead they post another pic of their boobs and complain some more.

Men who complain about getting no replies when their status says something along the lines of women been frigid cunts and they have one pic of they penis peeking out of a hairy forest.

Women who have pics of a cock rammed in their mouths and legs wide open but demand guys message them thoughtful messages. And complain when they don't.

Men who simp at every single woman on here and throw about the "all women are beautiful" crap.

Entitled couples. No, YOU should be grateful someone wants to fuck your wife/husband.

And the use of all the emojis!!!

God I need food.

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By *aitonelMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Raven. Sometimes Brucey. But definitely Raven.

Oh and all the boobs and penis. Just so difficult to have a serious convo with them in a profile pic. "

See! Told you!

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago


"Raven. Sometimes Brucey. But definitely Raven.

Oh and all the boobs and penis. Just so difficult to have a serious convo with them in a profile pic.

See! Told you! "

You shush!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
4 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Most annoying thing about fab, is people. Simple, thread closed...

🤣🤣

Mr

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By *aryportmeatMan
4 weeks ago

Whitehaven


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

Ive tried not to make my bio sound desperate but when you've been in a dry spell as long as I have, its tough, you know? "

How have you got that problem?? Pictures are stunning x

Try being male on here, every 10 messages might result in a “TY” lol,

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By *omRachCouple
4 weeks ago

Wirral

People who just do not bother to read a profile.

Recently we had a smoker from Wallasey contact us telling us that he had read our profile and he believed he was a good match for us - our ad clearly says we will meet neither.

FFS!

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By *929Man
4 weeks ago

bedlington

When a thread turns into a debate with two sides and some random female will chime in offering absolutely nothing other than saying “this is a great thread to see what penises I don’t want inside me” and multiple simps reply to her as if it’s the greatest thing ever said

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Getting the popcorn ready

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By *midnight-Woman
4 weeks ago

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"Women who aren't interested in meeting yet have provocative pics and filters wide open.

Women who complain about having hundreds of messages when they could of put filters on when it got to so many, instead they post another pic of their boobs and complain some more.

Men who complain about getting no replies when their status says something along the lines of women been frigid cunts and they have one pic of they penis peeking out of a hairy forest.

Women who have pics of a cock rammed in their mouths and legs wide open but demand guys message them thoughtful messages. And complain when they don't.

Men who simp at every single woman on here and throw about the "all women are beautiful" crap.

Entitled couples. No, YOU should be grateful someone wants to fuck your wife/husband.

And the use of all the emojis!!!

God I need food.

"

Oii wtf is wrong with emojis

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By *929Man
4 weeks ago

bedlington


"Women who aren't interested in meeting yet have provocative pics and filters wide open.

Women who complain about having hundreds of messages when they could of put filters on when it got to so many, instead they post another pic of their boobs and complain some more.

Men who complain about getting no replies when their status says something along the lines of women been frigid cunts and they have one pic of they penis peeking out of a hairy forest.

Women who have pics of a cock rammed in their mouths and legs wide open but demand guys message them thoughtful messages. And complain when they don't.

Men who simp at every single woman on here and throw about the "all women are beautiful" crap.

Entitled couples. No, YOU should be grateful someone wants to fuck your wife/husband.

And the use of all the emojis!!!

God I need food.

"

Hahaha such a great way with words

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago


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Oii wtf is wrong with emojis "

There's no excitement of finding a new one, everyone just wangs 💦🍆 about willy nilly. It'll be bloody GIFs next.

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By *oneybadgermeu69Man
4 weeks ago

hull

When your message is read after you have taken the time to read the profile and not getting a response lol

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By *eliWoman
4 weeks ago

.

Nothing really. Some things might mildly irk me temporarily but it passes. It's just a website and I'd rather focus on the positives.

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By *eordie.Woman
4 weeks ago

The Sticks


"

Oii wtf is wrong with emojis

There's no excitement of finding a new one, everyone just wangs 💦🍆 about willy nilly. It'll be bloody GIFs next. "

I couldn't agree more!

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

Reading


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

Ive tried not to make my bio sound desperate but when you've been in a dry spell as long as I have, its tough, you know? "

You need to dunk the chicken kebab in garlic sauce Bella, this isn't the 1980s.

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By *leasecumplayCouple
4 weeks ago

corringham

We alway try to reply to a profile that matches ours and has taken the time to write a short message. If they include a couple of nice piccies then he would almost certainly get a reply.

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By *elboy1978Man
4 weeks ago

Jarrow

Getting no replies

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By *iss.BellaWoman
4 weeks ago

Chester


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

Ive tried not to make my bio sound desperate but when you've been in a dry spell as long as I have, its tough, you know?

You need to dunk the chicken kebab in garlic sauce Bella, this isn't the 1980s. "

That's where I'm going wrong watch this space in 2025 🎉

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

Reading


"Women who aren't interested in meeting yet have provocative pics and filters wide open.

Women who complain about having hundreds of messages when they could of put filters on when it got to so many, instead they post another pic of their boobs and complain some more.

Men who complain about getting no replies when their status says something along the lines of women been frigid cunts and they have one pic of they penis peeking out of a hairy forest.

Women who have pics of a cock rammed in their mouths and legs wide open but demand guys message them thoughtful messages. And complain when they don't.

Men who simp at every single woman on here and throw about the "all women are beautiful" crap.

Entitled couples. No, YOU should be grateful someone wants to fuck your wife/husband.

And the use of all the emojis!!!

God I need food.

"

Uh oh, someone's started her off, we could be here all day

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By *rSircumsizedMan
4 weeks ago

Risca

For me, the most annoying thing is... people using the site who haven't been photo verified. One way to eradicate fakes is to make this mandatory.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
4 weeks ago

Southampton


"For me, the most annoying thing is... people using the site who haven't been photo verified. One way to eradicate fakes is to make this mandatory."

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

not reading the profile first then the abuse as if were to blame

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By *effdelightMan
4 weeks ago

Grimsby

Most annoying thing is when you find a really hot milf song she wants younger men and you can't message because you're out of age limits lol

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
4 weeks ago

Wherever

I find it slightly inconvenient that even though you blocked someone, you still can see their posts on forum and they can still see yours. Other than that, nothing really annoys me about Fab.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Most annoying thing about fab, is people. Simple, thread closed...

🤣🤣

Mr "

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By *eavenscentitCouple
4 weeks ago

barnstaple


"Not many, but never expect any either.

But as I've said, if you've read th message and viewed the profile it only takes seconds to reply either way."

Read the site Q & A's, no reply means not interested

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By *ooBulMan
4 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

The people I like are often like the Carole King song "So far away..."

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By *allipygousMan
4 weeks ago

Leicester


"I find it slightly inconvenient that even though you blocked someone, you still can see their posts on forum and they can still see yours. Other than that, nothing really annoys me about Fab."

Nah, what if your blockee is having an interesting discussion with one of your favs? You'd only get one side of the conversation and that would be very confusing.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
4 weeks ago

Wherever


"I find it slightly inconvenient that even though you blocked someone, you still can see their posts on forum and they can still see yours. Other than that, nothing really annoys me about Fab.

Nah, what if your blockee is having an interesting discussion with one of your favs? You'd only get one side of the conversation and that would be very confusing."

I don’t really care about that.

What I do care about though is I cannot post on the events threads without weirdos and stalkers knowing where and when I am going to be. Slightly different from just a „discussion” and rather inconvenient.

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By *allipygousMan
4 weeks ago

Leicester


"I find it slightly inconvenient that even though you blocked someone, you still can see their posts on forum and they can still see yours. Other than that, nothing really annoys me about Fab.

Nah, what if your blockee is having an interesting discussion with one of your favs? You'd only get one side of the conversation and that would be very confusing.

I don’t really care about that.

What I do care about though is I cannot post on the events threads without weirdos and stalkers knowing where and when I am going to be. Slightly different from just a „discussion” and rather inconvenient."

Ahhh, now I know you're specifically referring to "weirdos and stalkers" who you feel want to know your whereabouts I see your dilemma. Still think I make a valid point though. I mean, what if you found what was being discussed really interesting? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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By *tsJustKateWoman
4 weeks ago

London


"My profile states:

Taking a break from meeting until New Year.

Just here for the forums, so not answering messages.

But guess what? Yep, you guessed!

Hanging is too good for these people eh

Far too good

I suppose drawing and quartering is off the cards too then? Shame "

Nothing is!

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
3 weeks ago

Berkshire

Saying ‘the sex’. Grow up !!!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

People who think because it’s a swinging site every message has to be sexual.

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By *it corkMan
3 weeks ago

cork

Posting pics of videos begging for a fab

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By *rSircumsizedMan
3 weeks ago

Risca

Women not reading my bio, and dribbling over a six pack I don't have.

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By *mf123Man
3 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Myself

The fact i linger and am aware that i only use this place as a crutch for something long gone

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By *ettpairCouple
3 weeks ago

Kettering

Sometimes when guys and couples for that matter message I'll look at them and think interesting.....will show these to the wife later ( because believe it or not we're not always together ) but....if you you don't reply immediately some of them get annoyed....have some patience

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By *xXGemEcsXxXCouple
3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"For me it's the none replys.. if you've read the message and viewed the profile...surely you can take 10 seconds to reply..

Even if it's just a simple not for me/us message."

By the same token if someone has read our profile and chosen to ignore our preferences why should we take the time to reply. On the occasions we do choose to reply this just opens us up to either abuse or attempts to change our mind

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By *idnightMischiefMan
3 weeks ago

London

I don't care if someone reads and ignores me - that's life.

I do, however, get annoyed when a message remains completely unread for weeks, by someone who regularly online, posting about wanting meets etc.

Biggest pet hate, however, are those people that are so negative they fill their entire profiles with an incredible list of the things they don't want - and then insist you read their dissertation of misery all the way to the end, and prove it by putting the word 'antelope' (etc.) in your subject header!

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"For me it’s people that don’t read the rules of the site or the frequently asked questions part "

That! I was called racist this morning because I read someone's message and deleted it straightaway and then he sent me 2 additional messages which I deleted straight away and then he called me racist. How pathetic!

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

If they have read the profile then it clearly states take a no reply as a no thank you so there shouldn't be an issue other than cracked egos.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"If they have read the profile then it clearly states take a no reply as a no thank you so there shouldn't be an issue other than cracked egos."

That's a big if

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

When people ask for a face pic then block you what's that about ?????

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By *nnandElleCouple
3 weeks ago

Brackley

Forumites that think mentioning cake is funny and somehow makes them

part of "the gang".

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By *ary69321Man
3 weeks ago

Newcastle upon tyne

There was a thread in here about a month ago, someone asking about sniffing panties, I said I had done it, this lad sent me a message, we got talking about it, then he called me a weirdo, even though he admitted doing to, that's annoying.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Negativity

Negative people

Negative outlook

Spreading negativity.

Positively off putting.

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By *anilla-sinCouple
3 weeks ago

lancs

People (usually men,usually recently joined.. just saying) who post saying "this place isn't like that t used to get, it's a sex site, not chat.." because nobody wants to just meet them that very moment, or wants face pictures, or just to establish that they aren't a complete weirdo.. oops

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By *illy IdolMan
3 weeks ago

Midlands

Just the moaning and negativity for me. #theyknowwhotheyare

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By *illy IdolMan
3 weeks ago

Midlands

People who use hashtags

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"People who use hashtags"

What about moaners who use hashtags?

#justasking

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

All of you

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

People who don't like negativity

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By *illy IdolMan
3 weeks ago

Midlands


"People who use hashtags

What about moaners who use hashtags?

#justasking"

#they'retheworst!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

People moaning about people moaning about people moaning…..about people moaning.

Yes…that covers it succinctly I believe 😜

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By *rMonkeyMan
3 weeks ago

Somewhere

Women that don't send me nudes

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By *illy IdolMan
3 weeks ago

Midlands


"People who don't like negativity "

We'd clash. I said further up that I don't like this.

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By *oughmanMan
3 weeks ago

Sunderland


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

Ive tried not to make my bio sound desperate but when you've been in a dry spell as long as I have, its tough, you know? "

They clearly think you're too good for them to even try.

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
3 weeks ago

fabland

Recently I had would you verify me on cam. Me I don’t do cam sorry him ah ok but will you still verify me because it’s hard to get a meet on here without one. Me no! Why would I give someone a false verification they could be capable of doing anything to someone so that

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By *entlemanrogueMan
3 weeks ago

Barrhead

In order.

Gay/bi men who, try their hand with straight men.

fake profiles

couple profiles that, just aren't couples

People with no photos, asking people with numerous photos for photos?!.

Getting a chat started (how rare) only for it to die off as the woman I am chatting to is literally inundated with to many messages.

Would you fuck my wife? messages from single guy profiles. (the wife being unaware and/or not interested)

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By *hromosexualsCouple
3 weeks ago

Near Abercynon


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

"

Ah yeah,but I've always hated those "spot the difference" quizzes

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

getting too many messages

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
3 weeks ago

Leicester

There's quite a few good ones mentioned already but for us it's the "lazy trawling" . People, mostly single men, who ask "what you looking for?"

They obviously haven't read our profile, otherwise they would already have an idea, but still expect us to spend time and energy replying comprehensively.

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By *oughmanMan
3 weeks ago

Sunderland


"For me it's the none replys.. if you've read the message and viewed the profile...surely you can take 10 seconds to reply..

Even if it's just a simple not for me/us message.

By the same token if someone has read our profile and chosen to ignore our preferences why should we take the time to reply. On the occasions we do choose to reply this just opens us up to either abuse or attempts to change our mind "

Yep this 👆. I believe I can understand a part this statement.(it doesn't happen to me obviously but I do think I get it.) Guys ignorance, stubbornness and being a dick will get you nowhere with most people.

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By *endalshaggersCouple
3 weeks ago

Lake District

Current annoyance is "entitled" couples *very high opinion of themselves* who make you feel like they're doing you a favour by messaging etc. Or their profile says one thing but messages say another - eg "we don't meet alone" but then message trying to get a meet for one of them (usually the male with the female of another couple). If you meet alone, list it.

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By *innocioMan
3 weeks ago

barnard Castle

That's the reason I stopped going on the chat rooms as I tried loads of times to interact with people but ignored every time it's like a clique in my opinion

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By *oughmanMan
3 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Current annoyance is "entitled" couples *very high opinion of themselves* who make you feel like they're doing you a favour by messaging etc. Or their profile says one thing but messages say another - eg "we don't meet alone" but then message trying to get a meet for one of them (usually the male with the female of another couple). If you meet alone, list it. "

Huh didn't know that was a problem on here. Makes me glad I'm not popular. I get to miss most of that shit.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Cheshire

It takes hours to get ready so don’t get upset when I refuse your generous offer to give you a BJ.

Also sending a ‘hi sexy’ message won’t get a reply especially if your profile states you’re straight and just looking for women / couples.

At the same time these are minor issues when generally the majority of the people are kind and respectful on here.

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By *midnight-Woman
3 weeks ago

...

Thirsty horny men just looking for wank fodder

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By *midnight-Woman
3 weeks ago

...

Men who butt into female conversations

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

Ive tried not to make my bio sound desperate but when you've been in a dry spell as long as I have, its tough, you know? "

🤣🤣 love it. Quality response.

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By *isterMushroomMan
3 weeks ago

Warrington

For me it’s all the competition. 10 years+ ago fab wasn’t as well known and therefore wasn’t flooded with single guys

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By *arry monk40Man
3 weeks ago

Telford

People that post wank and BJ vids and not show the cum shot what's the point

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By *om and JennieCouple
3 weeks ago

Chams or Socials

People who send you private messages off the back of a forum comment just to criticise you / your way of living etc… have the balls to do it publicly or not at all

J

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Whiny men moaning about women , closely followed by whiny women and couples moaning about men.

Just stop whining and fuck each other, or just fuck off, simples.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester


"I just wish men would reply. Surely a picture of my flaps next to a still warm chicken kebab should be enough to get a yes or no.

Ive tried not to make my bio sound desperate but when you've been in a dry spell as long as I have, its tough, you know?

🤣🤣 love it. Quality response."

Thanks, still remains true

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By *ealitybitesMan
3 weeks ago

Belfast


"People who send you private messages off the back of a forum comment just to criticise you / your way of living etc… have the balls to do it publicly or not at all

J "

A woman once started a thread here about this very subject and suggested that the reply privately option should be removed as she was fed up of people contacting her off the back of comments she made.

I commented on the thread and thought it was hilariously ironic that she should contact me privately to disagree with my opinion.

I took great pleasure in calling her out on her own thread.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

The ones that say "keep it to the forums please" when all they have to do is tell them to fuck off privately and then block.

Unless I'm missing something.

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 weeks ago

London

Granny pants.

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By *appy willyMan
3 weeks ago

where my willy is happy to be

Blokes who have a couple profile,but every time you click view it's just him having a wank.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

[Removed by poster at 03/01/25 16:08:28]

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
3 weeks ago

M20

I’ve had hours wasted by guys pretending to be in cuck couples getting in touch with me. I’m quicker spotting the soft wanking fakers now.

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By *ertcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Hatfield

According to my wife it's me!!! 😣😣😣

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"getting too many messages"

Sorry, I'll tone it down

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

People who dislike the things I do.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
3 weeks ago

St Leonards


"getting too many messages

Sorry, I'll tone it down"

Dai.

Dai is the most annoying thing on FAB.

He kills more threads than me 😤.

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By *antricSeeker60Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

Oh man, where do I start? It’s like a buffet where everyone’s trying to decide who’s bringing the mashed potatoes! 😂 You log in thinking it’s going to be all fun and games, but then you’re bombarded with usernames like “SwinginSally69” and “NaughtyNate123” — it’s like a bad episode of a reality show!

And don’t even get me started on the messages! One moment you're just browsing, and the next you're getting unsolicited “wanna suck my cock” messages that are way too spicy! 🌶️😅 It’s like, buddy, I was just here for the appetisers, not the full-course drama!

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
3 weeks ago

Gravesend

The 'Why is it so hard on here'forum posts from mainly guys who have no pics and a dull profile.

Single blokes who jump in to couple specific threads- are they that desperate they will try anything.........probably!

Messages with little thought behind them. We don't get many messages full stop and it drives me nuts, so God help all you popular single ladies!

Everything else

Everyone else

🤣🤣🤣

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
3 weeks ago

belfast

The stupid questions.

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By *ru9137Man
3 weeks ago

Billingham

Messaging someone, just to spend the next 30 minutes swapping messages only for them to suddenly log off.

Arranging to meet only for them to call it off minutes before you are supposed to meet with no explanation.

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
3 weeks ago

M20


"Messaging someone, just to spend the next 30 minutes swapping messages only for them to suddenly log off.

Arranging to meet only for them to call it off minutes before you are supposed to meet with no explanation. "

At least they called

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
3 weeks ago

Wherever


"Messaging someone, just to spend the next 30 minutes swapping messages only for them to suddenly log off.

Arranging to meet only for them to call it off minutes before you are supposed to meet with no explanation. "

So people are not allowed to log off now? What’s next.

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By *erby DomCouple
3 weeks ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Those stupid legal disclaimers on profiles. They are absolute gibberish; read the FAQs

Oh, and people who haven't read the FAQs LOL.

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"getting too many messages

Sorry, I'll tone it down"

20 is a bit excessive in 1 hour 🤷🏻‍♂️😅

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By *eesside AnubisMan
3 weeks ago

North East

[Removed by poster at 03/01/25 18:40:16]

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By *xXGemEcsXxXCouple
3 weeks ago

Glasgow


"[Removed by poster at 03/01/25 18:40:16]"

Yeah whenever we do that we then get messages either trying to change our minds or demanding to know why. Our profile states quite clearly that we will delete messages from people who clearly haven’t read our profile so I don’t think I should waste time replying if they can’t take the time to read 🤷‍♀️

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By *erry bull1Man
3 weeks ago

doncaster

Ageism

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By *illmattMan
3 weeks ago

Leicestershire

I wish I could search in meets & events for what people are looking for, not what they are.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Central


"Messaging someone, just to spend the next 30 minutes swapping messages only for them to suddenly log off.

Arranging to meet only for them to call it off minutes before you are supposed to meet with no explanation. "

Do you get people to agree to an everlasting continuous message exchange, by responding to your messages? Is it in your profile FAQ etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

People demanding you read this, send that, don't do this. Chill out.

I'm just here for the pretty penis.

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By *eally_RosieWoman
3 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

The lack of penis pics

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool


"People demanding you read this, send that, don't do this. Chill out.

I'm just here for the pretty penis."

I've seen you demand things!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"People demanding you read this, send that, don't do this. Chill out.

I'm just here for the pretty penis.

I've seen you demand things! "

Name one?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
3 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"getting too many messages

Sorry, I'll tone it down

Dai.

Dai is the most annoying thing on FAB.

He kills more threads than me 😤."

No body could be more annoying than you Nick, let’s try and keep a bit of reality in the thread

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By *is and hers 2024Couple
3 weeks ago

york

People who assume that you must be bi, even when you have straight listed on your profile, or assume that you'll change your mind.

That's with couples and women as well as single guys

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Sending winks from a hidden profile...

Thanks, what am I meant to do with that? 🥪

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

When someone posts really late to an already closed thread, just to get the last word. So annoying!! And juvenile, I mean who would do that….

Oh - and you all smell of poo and wee.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"When someone posts really late to an already closed thread, just to get the last word. So annoying!! And juvenile, I mean who would do that"

I couldn't agree more!

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