FabSwingers.com forum: Dogs being cock blocks.

By *ruceyy OP Man
39 weeks ago

London

Let's discuss this because it's a serious problem.

Have a dog? Is it a cock block? Does it howl and cry because it can't watch you slapping some genitals together?

Cause it's the worst.

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By *r M Gray88Man
39 weeks ago

Morecambe

1million%

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By *illy IdolMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

It's true. Every group of women seem to have one.

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By *ad NannaWoman
39 weeks ago

East London

My dogs used to constantly bark, and whine at the bottom of my stairs when my long time buddy came to visit.

Took almost 14 years for them to get used to me locking them downstairs.

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By *ad NannaWoman
39 weeks ago

East London

"My dogs used to constantly bark, and whine at the bottom of my stairs when my long time buddy came to visit.

Took almost 14 years for them to get used to me locking them downstairs.

His dog went into it's cage and didn't make a sound.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

This is why you need a cat. Mine would leap off the bed in disgust when things got overly amorous.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
39 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"This is why you need a cat. Mine would leap off the bed in disgust when things got overly amorous."

My cat jumped on my now husbands back mid fuck 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"This is why you need a cat. Mine would leap off the bed in disgust when things got overly amorous.

My cat jumped on my now husbands back mid fuck 🤣🤣🤣"

That's some bad manners 😁

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By *egoMan
39 weeks ago

Preston

I’d be distracted, making friends with the dog.

So probably haha.

Had one that wouldn't come to mine, because i had a dog… tells me enough about them.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
39 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Nope, mines a stubborn bastard

You'll be lucky to get an eye roll off him daily, he doesn't have the effort to cause a disturbance

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By *ags73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Thinking of a time before fab.

Dog being good boy sleeping on chair in hotel room. Me being not so good with a lady friend.

Anyway, things happen and I end up doing doggy with her, but in the line of site of the dog and he’s looking at me doing it like ‘fucking amateur’.

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By *aizyWoman
39 weeks ago

west midlands

Yep.

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By *weet and ShowerMan
38 weeks ago

Keighley

I agree yes dogs they can be cock blockers..

Mine have all been good and never a issue but had a few bad experiences with dogs and cats nevertheless kids upsetting the adult fun time.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

My dog is a good boy.

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By *ryorkshirepleaserMan
38 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Hahaha brilliant

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By *bi HaiveMan
38 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Thinking of a time before fab.

Dog being good boy sleeping on chair in hotel room. Me being not so good with a lady friend.

Anyway, things happen and I end up doing doggy with her, but in the line of site of the dog and he’s looking at me doing it like ‘fucking amateur’."

Probably sat there thinking 'I taught him everything he knows'......

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By *ansoffateMan
38 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Yeah he was a pain in the ass.

I miss him though.

Not the farts. I don't miss the farts.

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Thinking of a time before fab.

Dog being good boy sleeping on chair in hotel room. Me being not so good with a lady friend.

Anyway, things happen and I end up doing doggy with her, but in the line of site of the dog and he’s looking at me doing it like ‘fucking amateur’.

Probably sat there thinking 'I taught him everything he knows'......"

Never ever look at your dog when you’re doing the sex. Never.

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
38 weeks ago

Southport

"Thinking of a time before fab.

Dog being good boy sleeping on chair in hotel room. Me being not so good with a lady friend.

Anyway, things happen and I end up doing doggy with her, but in the line of site of the dog and he’s looking at me doing it like ‘fucking amateur’."

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

My dogs aren't allowed upstairs so don't block any fun

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"My dogs used to constantly bark, and whine at the bottom of my stairs when my long time buddy came to visit.

Took almost 14 years for them to get used to me locking them downstairs.

You locked your long term bodies downstairs! Harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"My dogs aren't allowed upstairs so don't block any fun"

Mine remains downstairs too. Those who have been here give him more attention than they do me. He is such a tart!

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By *luebell888Woman
38 weeks ago

Glasgowish

My dogs could tell a few stories

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"This is why you need a cat. Mine would leap off the bed in disgust when things got overly amorous."

Hahaha poor kitty

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By *ellhungvweMan
38 weeks ago

Cheltenham

A wife I see regularly has a dog that has gotten so used to things now that he just lies asleep on the bed.

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By *notavanillagirlWoman
13 weeks ago

freakyville

"My dogs could tell a few stories

good thing they cant talk

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By *notavanillagirlWoman
13 weeks ago

freakyville

Sure have had this issue - it's unique

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Soho

She's had a dog day afternoon. ⬆️

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Can dogs be an ice breaker aswell ..?

If you're out & about ?..

I'll always go up to folks with cute dogs..🙂

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

"Can dogs be an ice breaker aswell ..?

If you're out & about ?..

I'll always go up to folks with cute dogs..🙂"

Not my dog, he will not let men get anywhere near me when we are out, don't know why he does it he goes into full protection mode!

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"Can dogs be an ice breaker aswell ..?

If you're out & about ?..

I'll always go up to folks with cute dogs..🙂

Not my dog, he will not let men get anywhere near me when we are out, don't know why he does it he goes into full protection mode!"

I just go to the dog and have conversations with them then..

Forget the people..

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By *exyScientistsCouple
13 weeks ago

Castlebar

I've had a few meets where she has been barking for attention and we get too close she gets a bit noisy 🤣🤣

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By *edSirenWoman
13 weeks ago

magic mountain

YES!! I have a dachs/demon mix who won’t have any of it. She is the main reason I can’t accommodate, it’s that bad. Try to kiss? Like something out of a cartoon she slyly puts herself between both of your faces so she gets the kisses. Try to get jiggy? The tortured cries and howls are so loud my street must think she’s in mortal danger. Even if I put her in her cage downstairs and we go upstairs… she’s having none of it 😩😩

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By *emma200Woman
13 weeks ago

Warwickshire

Yes they are .. I have 3.. and so are my kids 🙄

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
13 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

The ultimate. He's a huge German Shepherd who dare not leave me for one second

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
13 weeks ago

South Wales

My cats have tried to embarrass me a few times, I’ve learnt to make sure they can’t get upstairs now when we have a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"Let's discuss this because it's a serious problem.

Have a dog? Is it a cock block? Does it howl and cry because it can't watch you slapping some genitals together?

Cause it's the worst."

I get barked at when I hug the wife. Xx

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
13 weeks ago

Southport

I'm now having second thoughts about getting a giant Maine Coon cat

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By *hornyx69Man
13 weeks ago

Folkestone

My dog legs it once we start

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By *urry BlokeMan
13 weeks ago

Great for getting in the middle in bed

No human cuddling allowed

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By *urry BlokeMan
13 weeks ago

"I'm now having second thoughts about getting a giant Maine Coon cat

A friend at work has one and it is really jealous and plays up if she has company

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By *ernowlad123Man
2 weeks ago

Cornwall

Ours always jumping on are bed interrupting

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By *r M Gray88Man
2 weeks ago

Morecambe

100% they are guys!!!

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By *ollingdogMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Yep, absolutely, 2 dachshunds and I can't go anywhere without them following, nevermind trying to entertain. Just crying and scratching at doors. I might just need to invest in a big cardboard cutout of myself and see if I can trick them

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By *cLovin2Man
2 weeks ago

London

I did have sex with a woman, after I finished was getting dressed, and her cat came out from underneath the bed. It had been there the whole time whilst I was pounding the owner above 🤷🏽‍♂️

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