FabSwingers.com forum: Surprised to learn about you..?

By *ABflirty OP Woman
1 week ago

Norwich

So what are people generally Surprised to learn about you when you meet in person..?

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By *ohnjones3210Man
1 week ago

Chester

So what are people generally Surprised to learn about you when you meet in person..?"

Oh, I'm a dark horsey! Lots of things! Probably one that surprises most people is that I was brought up as a perfectly innocent Jehovah's Witness.

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By *oerMan
1 week ago

West midlands

good at holding conversation and smell nice and got good oral skills 😉

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By *ittleLiasonsWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

How small I am, people seem to think I'm lying

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By *eneralKenobiMan
1 week ago

North Angus

I’m not actually Jedi 👀

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Covent Garden

That I'm actually a vagrant and not a Beau Brummell.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
1 week ago

york

How "posh" I sound

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By *imply DeeWoman
1 week ago

Wherever

That I’m actually as boring in person as I sound on my profile.

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By *amie HantsWoman
1 week ago

Atlantis

On fab? Probably that I’m genuinely dull. I think they see a woman’s profile and think ‘the elusive single female. So mysterious and majestic’ then they meet.

In general life?

That I can’t ride a bike

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By *amie HantsWoman
1 week ago

Atlantis

"That I’m actually as boring in person as I sound on my profile. "

Snap!

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By *aitonelMan
1 week ago

Travelling

Don't be nosey!

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By *a LunaWoman
1 week ago

South Wales

How quiet I am.

And that my height isn’t an exaggeration.

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By *enk15Man
1 week ago

Evesham

Nothing, I'm as dull as a beige sweater at a sock convention.

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By *he ExcaliburMan
1 week ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I changed my name via deed poll

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By *andA250Couple
1 week ago

London

That we are actually from another galaxy

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By *he Silver FuxMan
1 week ago

Uttoxeter

"How small I am, people seem to think I'm lying

‘Fun Sized’ 😈

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
1 week ago

Swansea

People will need to meet us to find out

Mrs

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By *ynamicnatureMan
1 week ago

Doncaster

My accent,😊

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By *he Silver FuxMan
1 week ago

Uttoxeter

"On fab? Probably that I’m genuinely dull. I think they see a woman’s profile and think ‘the elusive single female. So mysterious and majestic’ then they meet.

In general life?

That I can’t ride a bike "

As they say in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿’Get ta fuck’ 😂 Dull?!?

Hardly, best dinner date I’ve had in a long time 💋

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By *eliWoman
1 week ago

I'm trying to think of something that'll make me sound alluring...

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
1 week ago

Always on the move

How blue my eyes are

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By *eneralKenobiMan
1 week ago

North Angus

"I'm trying to think of something that'll make me sound alluring..."

Well your voice alone does that 🤓

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Covent Garden

"I'm trying to think of something that'll make me sound alluring..."

She went to a Swiss finishing school but her elocutions were polished at No.27a Wimpole Street, W1, under the tutelage of Henry Higgins. Fåçt.

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By *ABflirty OP Woman
1 week ago

Norwich

"Don't be nosey! "
Well i like to know x I can be a bit shy until i get to know them . Dont take long to get over that .

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By *amie HantsWoman
1 week ago

Atlantis

"I'm trying to think of something that'll make me sound alluring..."

Tell them about the underground bare knuckle fight club you’re in.

Oh wait.

I broke rule 1 didn’t I

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By *ruceyyMan
1 week ago

London

That I'm actually somewhat likeable...

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
1 week ago

St Leonards

So what are people generally Surprised to learn about you when you meet in person..?"

Probably not much OP.

How about when they meet you?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
1 week ago

Southampton

Not a clue ....

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By *ABflirty OP Woman
1 week ago

Norwich

So what are people generally Surprised to learn about you when you meet in person..?

Probably not much OP.

How about when they meet you?

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I have a lovely smile .

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By *ABflirty OP Woman
1 week ago

Norwich

"How "posh" I sound "
Yes me too ... But with a Norfolk twang . lol x

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By *eliWoman
1 week ago

"I'm trying to think of something that'll make me sound alluring...

Tell them about the underground bare knuckle fight club you’re in.

Oh wait.

I broke rule 1 didn’t I

Damn it Hants. You're not meant to broadcast certain things, you know?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 week ago

Staffordshire

I’m actually made from wood.

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By *illy IdolMan
1 week ago

Midlands

"I’m actually made from wood."

Certainly a plank

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By *uckurcumMan
1 week ago

Bishop Auckland

That I'm not your steroetypical old man lol 😆

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By *ornLordMan
1 week ago

Wiltshire and London

That I am in fact not shy.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
1 week ago

kent

Ailsa is the talkative and vivacious one, and I’m the quiet one.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
1 week ago

Stoke

That we both have degrees.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
1 week ago

Ends

Dunno. I really don’t know.

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By *rincipessaWoman
1 week ago

your wildest dreams,

If I told you, I’d have to kill you

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By *ffy.Woman
1 week ago

Fife

Nothing I’m pretty dull, on here and in real life.

Maybe they’re surprised I’m not lying.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
1 week ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I would say my Job. People look at me and never would say ,,ohhh yes I can see him in that line of work.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent

"If I told you, I’d have to kill you "

🤔, curious most curious, but you know what they say about curiosity.

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By *2000ManMan
1 week ago

Worthing

Height...I look taller irl.

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By *oo..Woman
1 week ago

Boo's World

That im actually really quiet,shy and quite cute.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania

They're amazed at how much hotter I am in person. 😜

And also how deep my voice is. 🤣

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
1 week ago

Berkshire

- They tend to think I will be bigger than I am. Get that a lot.

- That I have represented my county of birth at Karate at national level.

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By *rincipessaWoman
1 week ago

your wildest dreams,

"If I told you, I’d have to kill you

🤔, curious most curious, but you know what they say about curiosity."

Sshhh come and let me stroke you 😏😂

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By *ell GwynnWoman
1 week ago

North Yorkshire

That I don't sound like a cast member from Emmerdale/Heartbeat/Last of the Summer Wine

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By *ABflirty OP Woman
1 week ago

Norwich

"That im actually really quiet,shy and quite cute.

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me too xxxx wild when they know me . x

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *iandti2023Couple
1 week ago

Wokingham

Oh they realize how cool we are as a couple… no seriously we are awesome try us

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent

"If I told you, I’d have to kill you

🤔, curious most curious, but you know what they say about curiosity.

Sshhh come and let me stroke you 😏😂"

I'm.not sure I trust you, but when has that ever stopped me.

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By *smithukMan
1 week ago

cardiff

"How quiet I am.

And that my height isn’t an exaggeration."

Well you do describe yourself as a “stone-cold big-titted boobalicious horn-bag” so you’ve set some expectations there.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
1 week ago

London

How funny, allegedly, I am.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
1 week ago

Uttoxeter

My sexual stamina…

🎺

toot toot.

That’s my own trumpet btw

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By *ABflirty OP Woman
1 week ago

Norwich

"My sexual stamina…

🎺

toot toot.

That’s my own trumpet btw"
toot toot .. lol love a toot. x

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By *hat.coupleCouple
1 week ago

Dartford

How tall I am (mrs ), and we both get told that we look better in person than our profile pics too. Not tooting our horn but it gets brought up a lot.l so thought I'd mention it.

Mrs x

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By *8on33Man
1 week ago

winfrith

So what are people generally Surprised to learn about you when you meet in person..?"
I'm much taller than they imagined .

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By *amanthabWoman
1 week ago

Somewhere

I also have a brain and can converse in an articulate manner

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By *ongandharderMan
1 week ago

Rotherham

I'm a steapunker

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By *ertcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Hatfield

That my hubbies a dick!!! Lol x

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts

Apparently I have ‘presence’.

I thought they said presents though. Disappointed tbf.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 week ago

Staffordshire

"I’m actually made from wood.

Certainly a plank

You nailed me.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
1 week ago

Leeds

That I'm quite shy, apparently having public pics means I'm not 😂

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

That I used to be a Girl guide leader

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By *aven.Woman
1 week ago

Not the North West...

That I am NOT sexy

And I'm only 5'3

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By *ohnjones3210Man
1 week ago

Chester

"That I am NOT sexy

And I'm only 5'3

Your profile says you're 5'11" Raveypants! You're giant for a woman!

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By *inxy777Woman
1 week ago

essex

I’m fat

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By *aven.Woman
1 week ago

Not the North West...

"That I am NOT sexy

And I'm only 5'3

Your profile says you're 5'11" Raveypants! You're giant for a woman!"

And the reason no one wants me. 😭

(More ogre than giant tbh)

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By *ohnjones3210Man
1 week ago

Chester

"That I am NOT sexy

And I'm only 5'3

Your profile says you're 5'11" Raveypants! You're giant for a woman!

And the reason no one wants me. 😭

(More ogre than giant tbh)

Errrrrm, you're missing the whole point of the comment. Are you just going to let me get away with the Raveypants thing???

Any other woman would have me stoned to death for such a crime!

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By *eliWoman
1 week ago

"That I am NOT sexy

And I'm only 5'3

Your profile says you're 5'11" Raveypants! You're giant for a woman!

And the reason no one wants me. 😭

(More ogre than giant tbh)

Errrrrm, you're missing the whole point of the comment. Are you just going to let me get away with the Raveypants thing???

Any other woman would have me stoned to death for such a crime!"

She loves when people make her username cutesy. Well versed in it by now.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
1 week ago

East Northamptonshire

I’m fat & old, just like my profile text says

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By *ohnjones3210Man
1 week ago

Chester

"That I am NOT sexy

And I'm only 5'3

Your profile says you're 5'11" Raveypants! You're giant for a woman!

And the reason no one wants me. 😭

(More ogre than giant tbh)

Errrrrm, you're missing the whole point of the comment. Are you just going to let me get away with the Raveypants thing???

Any other woman would have me stoned to death for such a crime!

She loves when people make her username cutesy. Well versed in it by now."

Huh, she's mellowed over the past few days. I'll move on to a more difficult woman I suppose.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
1 week ago

North West

"If I told you, I’d have to kill you "

007 is that you?

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By *aven.Woman
1 week ago

Not the North West...

"That I am NOT sexy

And I'm only 5'3

Your profile says you're 5'11" Raveypants! You're giant for a woman!

And the reason no one wants me. 😭

(More ogre than giant tbh)

Errrrrm, you're missing the whole point of the comment. Are you just going to let me get away with the Raveypants thing???

Any other woman would have me stoned to death for such a crime!"

I'm ignoring it in the hope that you/it just goes away.

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By *andynecklaceWoman
1 week ago

West Brom

I'm pretty funny tbh I don't think people expect it

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By *aitonelMan
1 week ago

Travelling

"That I am NOT sexy

And I'm only 5'3

That's because they don't know you! One day they will get it.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
1 week ago

Chester

"That I am NOT sexy

And I'm only 5'3

Your profile says you're 5'11" Raveypants! You're giant for a woman!

And the reason no one wants me. 😭

(More ogre than giant tbh)

Errrrrm, you're missing the whole point of the comment. Are you just going to let me get away with the Raveypants thing???

Any other woman would have me stoned to death for such a crime!

I'm ignoring it in the hope that you/it just goes away. "

Eugh, boring... Where are the fun psychopathic types?

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By *enelope2UWoman
1 week ago

Fife

That I'm not a ball basher, I'm actually very sweet kind funny.

I just have little tolerance or patience for the BS of fuckery and foolery..

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By *aven.Woman
1 week ago

Not the North West...

"That I am NOT sexy

And I'm only 5'3

Your profile says you're 5'11" Raveypants! You're giant for a woman!

And the reason no one wants me. 😭

(More ogre than giant tbh)

Errrrrm, you're missing the whole point of the comment. Are you just going to let me get away with the Raveypants thing???

Any other woman would have me stoned to death for such a crime!

I'm ignoring it in the hope that you/it just goes away.

Eugh, boring... Where are the fun psychopathic types?"

You want a redhead

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
1 week ago

District 13

Most the time it’s actually how nice I am 😘 true gent but that’s not my words 😁

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
1 week ago

London

That my real name is John

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
1 week ago

Ryde

That I was run over by bus two years ago and literally walked away from it.

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By *atinaChica54Woman
7 days ago

Marlborough

That I have a Cockney accent treacle 😂

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By *sWyldWoman
7 days ago

Edinburgh

Probably that I'm quite shy in person.

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By *carlettsWoman
7 days ago

Harps

"Apparently I have ‘presence’.

I thought they said presents though. Disappointed tbf. "

Made my morning love this comment xx

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By *carlettsWoman
7 days ago

Harps

That I've been on telly a few times

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By *vaRose43Woman
7 days ago

Forest of Dean

No idea

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
7 days ago

North West

"Nothing, I'm as dull as a beige sweater at a sock convention."

I'm swiping this, great quote.

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By *_murphWoman
7 days ago

Glasgow

That I'm not actually Edith Bowman pmsl!!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
7 days ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

That I am exactly how I am online

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By *heGateKeeperMan
7 days ago

Stratford

That I’m generally just as sarcastic offline as I am online.

And I drink a lot of wine

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By *HUSH-Man
7 days ago

London

"How "posh" I sound "

This for me too

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
7 days ago

Galway, Clare

That I still haven't found my sheep 🐑

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By *he ReturneeMan
7 days ago

Barnet

That I have lived and worked in seven countries (ignoring short periods of work in other countries like Singapore, Borneo, Vietnam and China)

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By *hotographer 30Man
7 days ago

rochdale

Great body n good looking gal hav fun x

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By *8on33Man
7 days ago

winfrith

"That my real name is John

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John Explorer ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
7 days ago

East Sussex

Nothing. I'm probably the least surprising person you could know

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By *ansoffateMan
7 days ago

Sagittarius A

I am somewhat less dangerous than a bear, but with a similar capacity for hibernation.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
7 days ago

Chester

"That I am NOT sexy

And I'm only 5'3

Your profile says you're 5'11" Raveypants! You're giant for a woman!

And the reason no one wants me. 😭

(More ogre than giant tbh)

Errrrrm, you're missing the whole point of the comment. Are you just going to let me get away with the Raveypants thing???

Any other woman would have me stoned to death for such a crime!

I'm ignoring it in the hope that you/it just goes away.

Eugh, boring... Where are the fun psychopathic types?

You want a redhead"

All the ones I know have dyed their hair. As soon as they do that, they start acting normally again.

Eughh, women were fun before the government got involved, pushing all this positive mental health stuff.

Can't they pull the plug on mental health services so we can get our fun women back?!

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By *hunky GentMan
7 days ago

Maldon and Peterborough

So what are people generally Surprised to learn about you when you meet in person..?"

That I'm as charming and as funny as I am on here.

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By *ad NannaWoman
7 days ago

East London

I don't have a blue rinse or carry Werthers in my handbag.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Actually, the one thing that did surprise people, when my daughter was a baby, was how good I was with her. By this, I mean that quite a few people who knew my wife and I superficially, or by association, thought I was vaguely scary and dark (yeah, no idea...). Anyway, they apparently couldn't see me interacting with children, and got a surprise seeing me carrying my little girl, playing with her, talking to her, and generally just being a normal dad. This was especially something expressed by women. It still makes me laugh.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

So what are people generally Surprised to learn about you when you meet in person..?

That I'm as charming and as funny as I am on here.

It's nice to see you posting, Chunky. 🤗

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
7 days ago

City Centre

That I am indeed 4ft11.

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By *ea monkeyMan
7 days ago

Manchester (he/him)

How tall I am

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By *ootyfruityCouple
7 days ago

andover

Usually my AuDHD

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By *hunky GentMan
7 days ago

Maldon and Peterborough

So what are people generally Surprised to learn about you when you meet in person..?

That I'm as charming and as funny as I am on here.

It's nice to see you posting, Chunky. 🤗"

It's time I graced Fab with my sparkling presence

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By *luebell888Woman
7 days ago

Glasgowish

I am English

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By *ayRyuMan
7 days ago

Harrogate

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By *ayRyuMan
7 days ago

Harrogate

Excuse that. Typos

Probably nothing is a surprise! I'm quite straightforward however you deal with me

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By *eardedguy800Man
7 days ago

Kidderminster

I have a lot of books

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