FabSwingers.com forum: Guys, have you had enough of the Pissy Pussy?

By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.

Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.

Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!

And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!

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over a year ago

Oi i dont like ironing thats a womans job xx

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"Oi i dont like ironing thats a womans job xx

Good man, thats the spirit lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can fight them on the beaches ! (nudist beaches) I'm not worried about them !

I reckon were in trouble now !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.

Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.

Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!

And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!"

Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried last week ta start an uprising ta crush the pissy posse but they were too busy doin the ironing and nails ta notice lol

And there new temporary leader has gone ta ground already lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried last week ta start an uprising ta crush the pissy posse but they were too busy doin the ironing and nails ta notice lol

And there new temporary leader has gone ta ground already lol xx

Maybe she was/is under a cock somewhere!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.

Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.

Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!

And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!

Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?

My wife and I live in an equal partnership, so I will be getting all I need, this thread is aimed at those schreeching witches who think its fun to pretend to be better than the guys!!!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"We can fight them on the beaches ! (nudist beaches) I'm not worried about them !

I reckon were in trouble now !"

Chicken, have you no spine man?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.

Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.

Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!

And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!

Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?

sex is part of the womans job

See I'm a big brave ruffty tuffty guy really

(runs and hides cos K is arounbd this morning and reading the threads and I want to stay attached to me testicles)

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"Tried last week ta start an uprising ta crush the pissy posse but they were too busy doin the ironing and nails ta notice lol

And there new temporary leader has gone ta ground already lol xx

I dare say loonybird, or whatever she's called, will have to be wheeled out of retirement to help lol!!!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.

Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.

Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!

And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!

Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?

sex is part of the womans job

See I'm a big brave ruffty tuffty guy really

(runs and hides cos K is arounbd this morning and reading the threads and I want to stay attached to me testicles)"

Banned for being a wimp!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the boss in my house !

The kids are at their Mums and I'm on my own

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"I'm the boss in my house !

The kids are at their Mums and I'm on my own

Oh dear, another defeatist.... banned for having no gonads!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.

Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.

Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!

And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!

Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?

sex is part of the womans job

See I'm a big brave ruffty tuffty guy really

(runs and hides cos K is arounbd this morning and reading the threads and I want to stay attached to me testicles)

Banned for being a wimp!!!!

I bet mrs southwales told you to say that pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol

Shes just said she could go back ta bed

Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol

Shes just said she could go back ta bed

Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx

and I bet she was on her back all night anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the boss in my house !

The kids are at their Mums and I'm on my own

Oh dear, another defeatist.... banned for having no gonads!"

Bless me

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.

Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.

Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!

And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!

Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?

sex is part of the womans job

See I'm a big brave ruffty tuffty guy really

(runs and hides cos K is arounbd this morning and reading the threads and I want to stay attached to me testicles)

Banned for being a wimp!!!!

I bet mrs southwales told you to say that pmsl"

Look up^^^^^^

As I said, myself and the lovely Jayne are equals, who mutually respect each other.

Its the ones who go around squawking about "Doris this and Doris that" that I am declaring war on lol!!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol

Shes just said she could go back ta bed

Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx

Soft, the lot of them.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

A can think he's the boss in our house, as long as he's finished all the housework and has carried my bags home once we've raided the sales

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over a year ago

"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.

Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.

Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!

And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!

Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?

Nice one Wishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol

Shes just said she could go back ta bed

Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol

Shes just said she could go back ta bed

Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx"

c'mere Les I need a shag

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"No, this isnt a reference to watersports lol.

Its a call to arms to all real men who have had enough of listening to the "Pussy Posse" (or, as it should be called, the pissy pussy lol)yak on about how they are the "superior" lifeform.

Dream on girls! Now, I dont claim to be "superior", just better, and history bears this viewpoint out, so ladies, back to the kitchen, and, while you are there, make us a cuppa, theres a good girl.!!

And no, any guy who has let one of these harridans call him a Doris cant join......... you've already been castrated, you were just so busy doing the ironing you just never noticed!!

Wassup? Don't you LIKE sex anymore then?

Nice one Wishy

Hmmmmm, as I thought, the pissy pussy are a one trick pony!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol

Shes just said she could go back ta bed

Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

c'mere Les I need a shag

that was of course said in my most forceful voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't say as I have really noticed them, I only read posts that interest me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx"

Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx

Attaboy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol

Shes just said she could go back ta bed

Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

c'mere Les I need a shag

just let me show craig aroung the kitchen so he can get on with dinner lol and i will be on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx

women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol

les x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I got one of the posse members sittin next at me lol

Shes just said she could go back ta bed

Cause we went ta Chams last night and now shes tired no bloody stamina the wimps xx

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

c'mere Les I need a shag

just let me show craig aroung the kitchen so he can get on with dinner lol and i will be on my way

just do him a flask of coffee and a marmite sandwich he'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol

les x"

Thats cause ya incesent wingin has made us all deaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just do him a flask of coffee and a marmite sandwich he'll be fine"

Oh the marmite bit hurt

I thought ya were me mate xx

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx

women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol

les x"

Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx

women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol

les x

Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!"

Multi-tasking... just another way of saying.... fucking everything up at once!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx

women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol

les x

Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!

Multi-tasking... just another way of saying.... fucking everything up at once!!

not if your a woman we get every thing right first time lol

les xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

just do him a flask of coffee and a marmite sandwich he'll be fine

Oh the marmite bit hurt

I thought ya were me mate xx

sorry pal - but a shag is .........err.......... well more inportant than your taste in sandwiches

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx

women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol

les x

Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!

Multi-tasking... just another way of saying.... fucking everything up at once!!

not if your a woman we get every thing right first time lol

les xx"

I dont think so, show me a woman who is multi-tasking, and I will show you an accident waiting to happen!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx

women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol

les x

Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!

Multi-tasking... just another way of saying.... fucking everything up at once!!

not if your a woman we get every thing right first time lol

les xx

I dont think so, show me a woman who is multi-tasking, and I will show you an accident waiting to happen!"

is that like when they are looking in the mirror putting their makeup on while trying to reverse in to a parking space?

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx

women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol

les x

Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!

Multi-tasking... just another way of saying.... fucking everything up at once!!

not if your a woman we get every thing right first time lol

les xx

I dont think so, show me a woman who is multi-tasking, and I will show you an accident waiting to happen!

is that like when they are looking in the mirror putting their makeup on while trying to reverse in to a parking space?

And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!

LOL

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

well you can cook the bloody dinner then ive got more shagging to do

les xx

Thought you lot could multi-task so ya can do both then xx

women can you men cant type and listen at the same time lol

les x

Thats cos we give all our attention to one thing at a time, so as to get it right first time!!

Multi-tasking... just another way of saying.... fucking everything up at once!!

not if your a woman we get every thing right first time lol

les xx

I dont think so, show me a woman who is multi-tasking, and I will show you an accident waiting to happen!

is that like when they are looking in the mirror putting their makeup on while trying to reverse in to a parking space?

And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!

LOL"

but its ok if they aren't trying to light a fag as well

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over a year ago

And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!

LOL"

Time to get the sunnies on

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london

And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!

LOL

Time to get the sunnies on

Oi stop drooling its pre mid day

Do some ironing or make your man his lunch

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over a year ago

And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!

LOL

Time to get the sunnies on

Oi stop drooling its pre mid day

Do some ironing or make your man his lunch

Its tiffin time!

Carry on up the Khyber has just started

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!

LOL

Time to get the sunnies on

Oi stop drooling its pre mid day

Do some ironing or make your man his lunch

Its tiffin time!

Carry on up the Khyber has just started

We'll let them have their pretend rebellion...... After all, it is the season of goodwill to all men, Doris's and eejits!

As my understudy looks liek she's all loved up........ I'm coming back, but JUST for the forums......

So buckle up boys........ your end is nigh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn!!!!!! ok Madbitch do ya worst xx

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Just can't make me mind up if Martin is cruisin for a brusin or just being his usual masterfl self (my Jane just been dribblin at the thought of that!!) gets mop for the drool on the floor ...

Personally, I like the quiet life .. someone to find me pipe and slippers, make the tea, do the ironing, wash the car and do a spot of gardening too. Not all at the same time either cos she do have multi tasking problems. She is also a jolly good shag ... and I get to play with the telly remote. Ah bliss.

Well she says she enjoys it ....

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!

LOL

Time to get the sunnies on

Oi stop drooling its pre mid day

Do some ironing or make your man his lunch

Its tiffin time!

Carry on up the Khyber has just started

We'll let them have their pretend rebellion...... After all, it is the season of goodwill to all men, Doris's and eejits!

As my understudy looks liek she's all loved up........ I'm coming back, but JUST for the forums......

So buckle up boys........ your end is nigh!

Yawn..... I see loonybird is back...... knew she would be, the rest of the pissy pussy arent up to much without her.... mind you, they aint up to much even with her at the helm..... Titanic springs to mind!!!...... you want ice with that lol

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"Just can't make me mind up if Martin is cruisin for a brusin or just being his usual masterfl self (my Jane just been dribblin at the thought of that!!) gets mop for the drool on the floor ...

Well she says she enjoys it ....

Lol, hiya Steve and Jane, hope you are having a good yuletide holiday, big kisses to my number one fan..... mmm just realised, my Jayne, his Jane... bit of a pattern emerging....

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!

LOL

Time to get the sunnies on

Oi stop drooling its pre mid day

Do some ironing or make your man his lunch

Its tiffin time!

Carry on up the Khyber has just started

We'll let them have their pretend rebellion...... After all, it is the season of goodwill to all men, Doris's and eejits!

As my understudy looks liek she's all loved up........ I'm coming back, but JUST for the forums......

So buckle up boys........ your end is nigh!

So speaks the ramblings of a scared shitless male!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahh someone been left at home unsupervised whilst the better half takes his credit card shoppin!! aw bless its like home alone without the cuteness!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brave but stupid comes to mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it true women have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"is it true women have smaller feet so they can get closer to the sink

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yes thats true but where do our boobies go????

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

And talking on the phone at the same time dont forget!

LOL

Time to get the sunnies on

Oi stop drooling its pre mid day

Do some ironing or make your man his lunch

Its tiffin time!

Carry on up the Khyber has just started

We'll let them have their pretend rebellion...... After all, it is the season of goodwill to all men, Doris's and eejits!

As my understudy looks liek she's all loved up........ I'm coming back, but JUST for the forums......

So buckle up boys........ your end is nigh!

So speaks the ramblings of a scared shitless male!

She talks, but all I hear is blah blah blah!!!

Face it looneybird, the pissy pussy is a spent force, you bugged out like a rodent desserting a sinking ship, and those you left behind cosied up to the guys. Truth to be told, most of us, male or female, recognise this for what it is, a bit of harmless fun, banter and counter-banter. you however take it way too seriously.

I can huff and puff like the big bad wolf, but in reality I dont want to eat the little piggies, I want to play with them! As for being scared, I can assure you that, having gone eyeball to eyeball with you, I have faced much more scary things in my time.

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Ok, what happened? It cannot be over already?

have the girlies given up?

Jeez, you psych yourself up for a fight, and then its all over before you even get out of first gear!!

I guess all thats left is to declare the war won, and to the victors the spoils.... fill your boots lads lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have moved on!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"We have moved on!

you mean gone in to retreat?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Tried last week ta start an uprising ta crush the pissy posse but they were too busy doin the ironing and nails ta notice lol

And there new temporary leader has gone ta ground already lol xx

Maybe she was/is under a cock somewhere!

Was and still is i am pleased to say

Lucky for some!!!!

Tough shit on the rest, hehehehe

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