FabSwingers.com forum: Profiles

By *rs Tooty OP Woman
4 weeks ago

Ayrshire

What puts you off a profile at first look?

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By *rSircumsizedMan
4 weeks ago

Risca

Extreme close ups. Especially with various bodily fluids ooooozing out of different orifices.

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By *tephanie63Woman
4 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

A single man with photos showing more of a female body than himself...

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By *he ExcaliburMan
4 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Poor spelling and/or grammar

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By *r John WickMan
4 weeks ago

The Continental

Any that say “I/we don’t want single men”

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By *eroLondonMan
4 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Crass and vulgarity of genitalia displayed within profile photos, in addition to other people featuring within those photos entwined between bodily fluids. It's only natural that people are promiscuous and swinging, but I don't need to see the evidence in inglorious technicolour.

I have a penchant for artistic photos but the photos don't necessarily have to be artistic. As long as they don't feature the toilet bowl in the backdrop then it's all good.

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By *andadbodMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

any mention of illegal substances, the legal disclaimers, very messy backgrounds in their pics.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Pictures.

The mr

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Profiles which feature photos of the author puking into a toilet.

I have never seen such a photo on here as of the time of writing but I’m quite sure that I would find it decidedly off putting if I were to 👍🏻

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
4 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

Dirty houses or people, poorly written profiles,

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By *rs Tooty OP Woman
4 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Yup.. massive turn off..

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By *ittyKateUKWoman
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Profile pic is just dick. We've all seen cock

Poor spelling and punctuation also.

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By *oontuneMan
4 weeks ago

Menston

Warts

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By *mily36CWoman
4 weeks ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Profile pic including a toilet ... just reminds me my bathroom needs a refurb too!

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By *inceIlkestonMan
4 weeks ago

Ilkeston

"Poor spelling and/or grammar"

Sadly some people are dyslexic, some just bad at English

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By *uperSalopian7Man
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

It looks like you have "incel" in your username. Obviously a complete coincidence and not a reflection of you. I just can't unsee it!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Professional, discreet, discrete, naughty, kinky, taboo.

References to illegal practices or an unknowing spouse.

Those silly legal disclaimers.

Overly explicit photos.

Lack of information.

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By *ear in the chairMan
4 weeks ago

yeah there

SHOUTY DEMANDING PROFILES

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By *rT25Man
4 weeks ago

Rotherham

The Sydney University warning

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By *haveanicevoiceMan
4 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

"It looks like you have "incel" in your username. Obviously a complete coincidence and not a reflection of you. I just can't unsee it! "

Legit made me laugh here on a grey dark drizzly day I am sorry. It's worse if you aren't logged in as it cuts out the first letter so starts with i

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By *imi_RougeWoman
4 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Photos of unprotected sex

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Action shots with others

Dirty backgrounds

No profile text

Legal disclaimer text

Rants in status or bio

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
4 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Action shots with others

Dirty backgrounds

No profile text

Legal disclaimer text

Rants in status or bio

Check my status

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Any photos on the toilet or with a toilet in the background.

Single male profiles that have pictures of mostly a woman and a small amount of their dick.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
4 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

A bland profile

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

All the photos are just different angles of a penis ☹️

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
4 weeks ago

chichester

"A single man with photos showing more of a female body than himself..."

Single profiles shouldn’t be allowed to have any pics of others fullstop in my view .

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By *andPextraCouple
4 weeks ago

North West

"All the photos are just different angles of a penis ☹️"

This

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By *iandti2023Couple
4 weeks ago

Wokingham

All pictures are genitals (male or female) and none of the pictures have the owner of those body parts

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By *WANDTGCouple
4 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

Probably not first look , but once we see professional written in their profile, then that's a sour point. Do they think everyone is below them or illiterate or something.

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By *ella2025Woman
4 weeks ago

brighton

Bareback pics (not for couples obviously)

Sydney uni

No pics or pics of women on a mens profile

Oh and a dick with a household object next to it for scale haha

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By *teve9991Man
4 weeks ago

Wilts

Carpet / background giving off a wipe your feet on the way out kinda vibe..

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By *iss KinkWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

"A single man with photos showing more of a female body than himself..."

This ^^

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
4 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Pictures of people showering.

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By *ayPrimeMan
4 weeks ago

Leeds

When they’re just lists of what they don’t want. Also I’ve a special dislike for profiles that have an air of “I’m better than you, so don’t bother”.

Also, some people have let the desperate punts of sexually frustrated men go to their heads…

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By *agic johnsonMan
4 weeks ago

morden

The gross comments on their profiles saying how they can't walk Monday and are still dripping from being filled by bout 10 guys

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By *nythingcanhappenCouple
4 weeks ago

Cardiff

When guys don’t read a profile properly then message to say why is it so hard to find a couple on here

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By *batMan
4 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"A single man with photos showing more of a female body than himself...

Single profiles shouldn’t be allowed to have any pics of others fullstop in my view .

That'd be reasonable if couple's pics didn't show any other people too.

Personally, I LOVE the group/threesome pics, so I hope things don't change.

Gbat

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By *ittlebirdWoman
4 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Singles profiles with others doing the sex. I know you can do the sex Brian* I want to see you not Sharon* from next door. Thanks 😘

* Not real user names. Obviously mods 😘

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By *oo..Woman
4 weeks ago

Boo's World

Wide open pictures or dripping cum covered cocks 🤢

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By *ust another WonkoMan
4 weeks ago

here and there

Sydney University blurb

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By *laytime_13Woman
4 weeks ago

Lincs

‘Fill this in later’ on a profile that’s been here over a year 🤦‍♀️ closely followed by close up anatomical photos, not for me

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By *uenevereWoman
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Lots of things... including

Crass or bdsm type names.

Huge blocks of text, with little or no punctuation.

Lack of text and photos.

Lots of "text speak".

Negativity.

Very genitalia focused photography.

Anything referring to smoking or drug use.

I'm a picky bugger

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By *agnar73Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

The weird screenshot where you see a row of pics at the bottom

The seven paragraph demand ones with certain words capitalised.

The ones that think they’re gods gift to us mere mortals

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By *ife NinjaMan
4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

When the age range limit is 50

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By *agnar73Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"When the age range limit is 50

Aye that’s brutal.

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By *LiamMan
4 weeks ago

Midlands

Loads of text😑

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By *mf123Man
4 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

If i cant see 2 inches up her anus then im not impressed

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 weeks ago

Leeds

Cock shots

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By *mf123Man
4 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Cock shots "

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By *ucka39Man
4 weeks ago

Newcastle

Disclaimer

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"Action shots with others

Dirty backgrounds

No profile text

Legal disclaimer text

Rants in status or bio

Check my status

Lmao!

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By *_murphWoman
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Poor spelling and/or grammar"

This

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
4 weeks ago

Home

No pic no reply from a profile with zero pictures completely blank

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By *agic johnsonMan
4 weeks ago

morden

Women only wanting married guys , sounds like they wanna do more harm than good

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By *erfHerder74Man
4 weeks ago

Greenock

Smokers

Couples with only female photos

Won’t meet single men

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By *hropshirestartwoCouple
4 weeks ago

Telford

Yep there's no woman involved there.

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By *hropshirestartwoCouple
4 weeks ago

Telford

Yep us too.

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By *artfordBlokeMan
4 weeks ago

Dartford

A bunch of pretentious bollocks

whinging about people that upset them

a shopping list of prerequisites longer than an iTunes license agreement

Blank profiles with "no face pic- no answer"

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By *endalshaggersCouple
4 weeks ago

Kendal

Completely blank profiles - no pictures and a bio that says "will fill in later" yet they've been a member of this site for months.

Profiles that the profile text sounds very pushy and demanding, or is written in a way that you can tell the person/couple is in love with themselves and they'd somehow be doing you a favour by meeting.

Profiles that say one thing but are contradicted by their pictures/videos - eg a couples profile "we don't meet single men" yet there's recent meet verifications from single male profiles or pictures of the female being fucked captioned "not the Mr"

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By *liviaGTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Preston

So true

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By *CExeCouple
4 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter

Poor spelling.

Obvious fakes.

No verifications if it's a single male (safety reasons on solo meets for Chels).

Adolescent language such as 'destroying pussy'.

Anything political such as 'no tories'.

Photos of gaping arseholes or cocks in a pint glass or next to a TV remote.

We've had a couple of comments before about the prerequisites on our profile as if there's some god given right to fuck anyone you message. We're deliberately specific on our profile to.avoid wasting people's time.

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By *ollingStone91Man
4 weeks ago

Croydon

A bio longer than the first episode of GOT!

Who has time to read all of that? Grow up 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

ALL CAPS WRITING

why are you shouting?

Also obvious speling msitakes

I'm dyslexic but come on

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By *L4ck DI4moNdWoman
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

"New here, will fill in later" and they've been on the site for over a yr.

He said he is single, lives alone and

can accommodate but he is looking for someone who can be discreet??

Then there are the ones with virtually nothing on their profile.

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