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Putting the FUN in dysfunctional :)


Woman in Glasgow, Scotland, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 20 hours ago

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 33 to 47. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Claire

39 years old
Bisexual

5'5"  165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Interests

Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Threesomes, Toys
Returning again and looking for fun with girls and couples (no single guys, already got one if and when required).

Strong minded 39 year old female from Glasgow, can tell the difference between someone looking for regular fun and someone just looking for their hole and never to be seen again.

Like I said, I've been here before so I know the score and how to spot the headcases.

I'm a stickler for grammar, so if you can't string a proper sentence together, best staying away.

Very open minded and love to try new things. I change my hair colour more than I change my knickers (when I wear them hehehe).

Pics include some old and some new

I get loads of messages, so a few points to mention to hopefully filter out the eejits.

1. One word or one liner messages will be ignored and deleted, I've really no time for that.

2. Treat me with respect and it'll be worth your while (I promise).

3. No unsolicited cock pics, if I want to see it, I'll ask! Won't be interested in folk that have a cock as their profile pic either.

4. You must be local to me, not interested in meeting folk who are miles away, that includes those who happen to be visiting my area.

5. No friend requests if we haven't chatted, must be one of the most infuriating and rude things on here, I may call you out on it, or may just block. My friends list is for those I have met, or am looking to meet.

6. Messaging filth in the first message is a huge turn off.

7. If you can't accommodate, then I assume you are in a relationship so definitely not interested, don't want to hear the long winded reason why.

8. I like to see who I'm chatting to, so let's see your face, any messages without will just be deleted.

If I don't reply, assume that you are not my type, more messages is very unlikely to change my mind.

Happy to receive winks, but will only respond to winks from females and couples.

There will probably be more but that'll do for now :)

If you remember me from the last time, drop me a message.

Answers to FAQ

1. How are you? - I'm fine thanks

2. Looking for fun? - Eh, Duh!!

3. Wanna meet now? - Not a chance I'm meeting at the drop of a hat

4. What you up to? - During the week, working probably. Weekends either chilling or partying.

5. Anyone ever told you, you look like Edith Bowman? - Yes, every day

Try and be original with your message, similar messages again and again can get boring.

Can quite often be found wandering the forums aimlessly.