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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

what are you women looking at...cant you read..????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know we're nosey buggers!! lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I know where my bread is buttered.... I am staying out of this thread...

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"I know where my bread is buttered.... I am staying out of this thread... "

LMAO....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking cos us fems gotta keep an eye on u guys lolol

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

2 ladies from Wales as well...lol...does this make welsh ladies the nosiest?....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Hello hello hello....what have we here then

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Hello hello hello....what have we here then "

Nosey cow....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Hello hello hello....what have we here then

Nosey cow.... "

Just doing my evening stroll around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hello hello....what have we here then "
a welsh woman cop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aye....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blokes only thread? that cause no-one else will talk to you?

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I have more testosterone in my ikkle finger than most blokes have in their entire body

I am an honorary bloke, besides one is always um intimately entwined x

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"I have more testosterone in my ikkle finger than most blokes have in their entire body

I am an honorary bloke, besides one is always um intimately entwined x "

Now i seem to have created the only place where women outnumber blokes...

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london


"Now i seem to have created the only place where women outnumber blokes... "

Odd considering that the guys out number the gals by about 10/1 on the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Runs in blows a huge raspberry kicks over Martins guiness and runs out laughing

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

doesnt smell of fish in here anymore....phew!!!....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"doesnt smell of fish in here anymore....phew!!!.... "

I did have scampi for tea

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"doesnt smell of fish in here anymore....phew!!!.... "

wow living on the edge again

wanders off to start a collection for a wreath

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"doesnt smell of fish in here anymore....phew!!!....

I did have scampi for tea "

did you eat it or sit on it????....

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"doesnt smell of fish in here anymore....phew!!!....

wow living on the edge again

wanders off to start a collection for a wreath "

JIm, as lovely a bloke as you obviously are....Unhelpful really does spring to mind...again...

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Wild.....wooohooo

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

wild.....

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

more wilder than a wild thing....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Wild in here????

yeh ok then

Jim come into the ladies thread and have a drink

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Wild in here????

yeh ok then

Jim come into the ladies thread and have a drink "

Dont jim....theyre leading you into a trap....

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Well all the blokes are here..hundreds of them...almost millions in fact.........theyre just being quiet....lmao....

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london

They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL"

LMFAO OMG ive nearly fell off my chair

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL"

You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL...

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL

You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL... "

Well i have had my fill so they will have to cue till morning. Its like a next sale they are all queuing up and taking there knickers off LOL

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL

You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL...

Well i have had my fill so they will have to cue till morning. Its like a next sale they are all queuing up and taking there knickers off LOL"

They know their place...cheers for turning up....

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL

You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL...

Well i have had my fill so they will have to cue till morning. Its like a next sale they are all queuing up and taking there knickers off LOL

They know their place...cheers for turning up.... "

Oi birds, put the kettle on and get the vac out while its boiling will you LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL

You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL...

Well i have had my fill so they will have to cue till morning. Its like a next sale they are all queuing up and taking there knickers off LOL

They know their place...cheers for turning up....

Oi birds, put the kettle on and get the vac out while its boiling will you LOL "

Still LMAO, You want us to take you seriously in those pants

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL

You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL...

Well i have had my fill so they will have to cue till morning. Its like a next sale they are all queuing up and taking there knickers off LOL

They know their place...cheers for turning up....

Oi birds, put the kettle on and get the vac out while its boiling will you LOL

Still LMAO, You want us to take you seriously in those pants "

Says the woman with the dangler

I knows you want me baby Join the que LOL

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"They can't read Martin that or they are just cock desperate LOL

You know the score mate...they'll be bgging before long...LOL...

Well i have had my fill so they will have to cue till morning. Its like a next sale they are all queuing up and taking there knickers off LOL

They know their place...cheers for turning up....

Oi birds, put the kettle on and get the vac out while its boiling will you LOL

Still LMAO, You want us to take you seriously in those pants "

Wheres that man of yours....he needs to take you in hand....

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Finally got rid of them....

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"Finally got rid of them.... "

Gone to change the old tenna pads LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Finally got rid of them.... "

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"Finally got rid of them....

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! "

Back in the kitchen with you!

LOL

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Finally got rid of them....

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! "

OOOPs this ones tena pad was stuck....

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"Finally got rid of them....

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

OOOPs this ones tena pad was stuck.... "

Well they shouldn't try to eat them.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Had your prostate checked lately boys?

think its about time don't you

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Had your prostate checked lately boys?

think its about time don't you "

Had your tits lifted lately girls?....think its about time dont you...lmao...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo!

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"Had your prostate checked lately boys?

think its about time don't you "

Is that it? Come on now surely you can do better than that

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Had your prostate checked lately boys?

think its about time don't you

Is that it? Come on now surely you can do better than that

"

I hav'nt finished yet im just slapping on the rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bet you that image has put you off turkey for life..... xx

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Had your prostate checked lately boys?

think its about time don't you

Is that it? Come on now surely you can do better than that

I hav'nt finished yet im just slapping on the rubber gloves "

Youre just slapping????....again...

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"Had your prostate checked lately boys?

think its about time don't you

Is that it? Come on now surely you can do better than that

I hav'nt finished yet im just slapping on the rubber gloves "

Well you shouldn't laugh so much without your tenna in. Mop and bucket then you wont need rubber gloves to clean up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be careful, she will use the gloves without lube

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Had your prostate checked lately boys?

think its about time don't you

Is that it? Come on now surely you can do better than that

I hav'nt finished yet im just slapping on the rubber gloves

Youre just slapping????....again... "

yes but im a happy slapper

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"be careful, she will use the gloves without lube "

You into dry pussy fisting then! Wow very brave.

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"be careful, she will use the gloves without lube "

Aww thats nice....a warning....youre sweet really....

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"be careful, she will use the gloves without lube

Aww thats nice....a warning....youre sweet really.... "

They are fanny fisting apparently, thats what the lube is for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"be careful, she will use the gloves without lube

Aww thats nice....a warning....youre sweet really....

They are fanny fisting apparently, thats what the lube is for."

yep, there's few fannies in here

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"be careful, she will use the gloves without lube

Aww thats nice....a warning....youre sweet really....

They are fanny fisting apparently, thats what the lube is for."

I can't look at you without laughing and I need to put my sunglases on as your bling pants are tooooooo shiny

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By *artin216 OP   Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

its gone quiet...lol

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"be careful, she will use the gloves without lube

Aww thats nice....a warning....youre sweet really....

They are fanny fisting apparently, thats what the lube is for.

I can't look at you without laughing and I need to put my sunglases on as your bling pants are tooooooo shiny "

Look you will have to take your turn and wait. All those begging PM's wont get you bumped up the que no matter what you offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


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Look you will have to take your turn and wait. All those begging PM's wont get you bumped up the que no matter what you offer! "

Im begging you change the pants

They're hurting my eyes

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"

Look you will have to take your turn and wait. All those begging PM's wont get you bumped up the que no matter what you offer!

Im begging you change the pants

They're hurting my eyes "

Look you can beg all you want i am not taking them off to thrill you no matter what.

You just want the man python to pleasure you. I knows it.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"

Look you will have to take your turn and wait. All those begging PM's wont get you bumped up the que no matter what you offer!

Im begging you change the pants

They're hurting my eyes

Look you can beg all you want i am not taking them off to thrill you no matter what.

You just want the man python to pleasure you. I knows it. "

Or is the man worm

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"

Look you will have to take your turn and wait. All those begging PM's wont get you bumped up the que no matter what you offer!

Im begging you change the pants

They're hurting my eyes

Look you can beg all you want i am not taking them off to thrill you no matter what.

You just want the man python to pleasure you. I knows it.

Or is the man worm "

Looks very much like a worm dangling in your picture. If you want meat to curl your feet then wait your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"

You just want the man python to pleasure you. I knows it.

Or is the man worm

Looks very much like a worm dangling in your picture. If you want meat to curl your feet then wait your turn "

Watch out or a little birdie may swoop down and peck it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 ladies from Wales as well...lol...does this make welsh ladies the nosiest?.... "

probably the only ones to admit to being nosy lolol

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By *07 DorisMan
over a year ago

london


"

You just want the man python to pleasure you. I knows it.

Or is the man worm

Looks very much like a worm dangling in your picture. If you want meat to curl your feet then wait your turn

Watch out or a little birdie may swoop down and peck it off "

What will the little birdy whisper in my ear your mouth is wet??? Nooo it wont whisper your fufu is paying homage??

Told you wait your turn it wont be more than a couple of weeks

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

LOL

Nice one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of calling this the 'Blokes Only Thread' you should have called it 'Girls, do NOT look in here, Men Only'.

They cannot resist anything that seems to be for men only, they think we have some sort of secret that empowers us over them, ya know, like we share tips on how to subjugate them. They can't resist meddling & tinkering with stuff even if it's just to feel included.

The reality of it is though, if we KNOW they're all on a thread like that - well, it leaves us free to go on the other threads and cause mayhem, all we have to do is post on it every now and then to fool them into thinking we're all still there. See, geddit. Simples.

MUUUHHAAHAAA

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

he he he i had a

few fun hrs with them in their room

whats better than being surounded by lovely ladies all in a playfull mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

They cannot resist anything that seems to be for men only, they think we have some sort of secret that empowers us over them, ya know, like we share tips on how to subjugate them."

Time to carry out plan Z guys

*gets out Doris' code book*

The squirrel carries its nuts in May.....

And its no use the Pussy Posse trying to use their feminine wiles on me, there's nothing you can do to get the code book from me....... but feel free to try

Arc

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


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Time to carry out plan Z guys

*gets out Doris' code book*

The squirrel carries its nuts in May.....

And its no use the Pussy Posse trying to use their feminine wiles on me, there's nothing you can do to get the code book from me....... but feel free to try

Arc "

ahhhh...but we have a cunning plan...(whistles for Razzle )

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

damn it this thread is bound to be pulled it isn't politically correct to have a men only thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Time to carry out plan Z guys

*gets out Doris' code book*

The squirrel carries its nuts in May.....

And its no use the Pussy Posse trying to use their feminine wiles on me, there's nothing you can do to get the code book from me....... but feel free to try

Arc ahhhh...but we have a cunning plan...(whistles for Razzle )"

Like I said, feel free to try

Arc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Time to carry out plan Z guys

*gets out Doris' code book*

The squirrel carries its nuts in May.....

And its no use the Pussy Posse trying to use their feminine wiles on me, there's nothing you can do to get the code book from me....... but feel free to try

Arc ahhhh...but we have a cunning plan...(whistles for Razzle )"

Cunning plan ? you two? pmsl thats sooooo funny xxx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Alright soapy...........

You recovered from your ordeal in the jacuzzi yet?

You know..... the one where you couldn't get out cus the step was too high?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry it took me soooo long to answer the call was too busy photo copying the code book to send to all the other Posse members you didnt really think any man could resist the BOOTS did you ? xxx Raz xxx

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