FabSwingers.com forum: What did you want to be when you grew up?

By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

A bit of fun on this Autumnal evening.

When I was a kid, many, many years ago, I wanted to be a Chef. Sadly, my culinary dreams never progressed beyond O level Home Economics

Perhaps you aspired to be a ballet dancer or astronaut. How many of you achieved your childhood dreams? Did you reach for the sky as a NASA astronaut or end up working for NatWest?

Me, ended up as a senior executive

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

I wanted to join the navy...ended up being a nurse!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A vet.

I read lots of books about animals.

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By *IXEN200Woman
42 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I wanted to go to America to drive the big 18-wheelers

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By *andadbodMan
42 weeks ago

Liverpool

to be a printer 🤷‍♂️

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By *enelope2UWoman
42 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Prison guard --- did it

Lawyer --- still need to go made it to paralegal stage and had legal service businesses with 5 employees

Then moved here life a dafty

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By *electableicecreamMan
42 weeks ago

The West

A tree

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

If we’re talking when I was a kid I actually wanted to be an ice cream man. A van playing nursery rhymes stocked up on Calippos and Feasts was the dream 🍦

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

^^^LFC talisman

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"^^^LFC talisman

Jog on 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A lesbian

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By *mateur100Man
42 weeks ago

nr faversham

Fanny magnet

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By *haiababeWoman
42 weeks ago

North devon

A fashion designer.

Wanted to design my own clothes.

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By *arley QuimWoman
42 weeks ago

Somewhere

Rich

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By *enelope2UWoman
42 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Prison guard --- did it

Lawyer --- still need to go made it to paralegal stage and had legal service businesses with 5 employees

Then moved here life a dafty

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By *rSuave88Man
42 weeks ago

Mirfield

I wanted to be a copper 👮🏽‍♂️

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By *host63Man
42 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

Spitfire pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A tree

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
42 weeks ago

Manchester

I wanted to be Batman

Him

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

"^^^LFC talisman

Jog on 🤣"

Can't bloody jog

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By *iguy8919Man
42 weeks ago

Thetford

When young I wanted to be a police officer then as a teen wanted to join the army I now work as a doorman

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By *ucka39Man
42 weeks ago

Newcastle

Painting/decorating, bricky turned mechanic

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By *ral-pleaserMan
42 weeks ago

tredegar

Between game tester or wrestler, I blame rey Mysterio and the hardy boyz.

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By * aime la biteWoman
42 weeks ago

wonderland

Police officer but I was too short

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By *tevieboyyyMan
42 weeks ago

Waterlooville

Wanted to be a chef and an astronaut (not at the same time).

Also wanted to be a programmer for the world's largest I/T company.

Did the I/T thing for almost 3 decades, got lots of £'s, other things happened and probably now retired!

So the spaceman/astronaut stuff I will pass. Doing a lot of cooking, my sense of taste/smell is very strong so can make some epic dishes and tweak the flavours to make anything epic.

What I didn't realise till recently that I naturally can do Reiki/Energy work. Currently learning Reflexology.

So exploring doing energy work, counselling, mentoring, coaching for a future career, can do this remote or in person; interested? x

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By *layfullsamMan
42 weeks ago

Solihull

I haven’t grown up yet

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By *100Man
42 weeks ago

Essex

I still want to be an astronaut when I grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Taller

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By *iss CalicoWoman
42 weeks ago

Wakefield

A dentist

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By *ewbootsandpanties99Man
42 weeks ago

Darkest South East Surrey

A chef and then a stockbroker! I became neither. I'm still not sure what I want to be and I'm 64!

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By *igboy87100Man
42 weeks ago

Rotherham

"I wanted to join the navy...ended up being a nurse!"

Don’t worry you haven’t missed much , but certainly would have loved to check you out in that uniform

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By *igboy87100Man
42 weeks ago

Rotherham

An Olympian - then I found out about girls and beer .

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By *outhernC0mfortMan
42 weeks ago

Cumbria

Just wanted to live in the semi-wilderness somewhere like Canada in a self made cabin with some dogs "Specialisation is for insects" as somebody said once otherwise

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I wanted to be an astronomer.

Instead I got a degree in electronic engineering and now I'm a senior software engineer.

Ironically, one of my good schoolfriends is now a professor of astrophysics at a world-renowned US university. 🙄

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Vet, bin lorry driver and wild life photographer. K

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By *emboy AlexTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Oldham, Manchester

I wanted to be a train driver or a commericial pilot. Both of those dreams still exist and I'm currently working towards the first.

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By *anGuy4funMan
42 weeks ago

Belfast

Cartoonist for Disney or Hollywood stuntman. The 6 Yr old in me is ragin

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Cartoonist for Disney or Hollywood stuntman. The 6 Yr old in me is ragin"

Oh I was a veritable Colt Severs in my yoof

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Oh there were two things - an RAF jet pilot and a farmer's wife - the farmer was to be called Steve. Weirdly specific

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
42 weeks ago

St Leonards

On the "unrealistic" side I wanted to be Han Solo, or a flying superhero. Flying was a big thing.

More realistically, a spy or a writer.

I've worked with spies (supplied cars to embassies, although spies don't really talk about spying. They just get caught, and you know then), and I've written a book.

It was shit.

But at least I wroted it.

Most of the actual career has been sales and new business - media or cars.

Unless, of course, I am a spy and that's just my cover story....

I'd still rather just be Han Solo though.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Im still deciding

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A ninja

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By *oredanMan
42 weeks ago

Banbury

I wanted to be a soldier. I achieved that in 2000.

Now I work in retail.

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By *ornucopiaMan
42 weeks ago

Bexley

"I still want to be an astronaut when I grow up"

A seven year old once, memorably, said on a television documentary that he would settle for being a coach driver in lieu..

..and was reminded at seven year intervals thereafter.

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By *r.SJMan
42 weeks ago

Wellingborough

Architect... but with uni being the only way into it at the time and a long course to achieve it, the cost made it prohibitive.

I did though come close to buying a hotel and that was a pretty damn cool dream... but private investor pulled out at the last minute.

Have always been self employed though and became a mechanical engineer and ran a steam railway and as part of that taught myself 3d cad design... so technical drawing of sorts.

Now I'm a carer for my parents though... and that's harder than any of the above

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

I became what I wanted to be, but then the Staffordshire police force said I wasn’t allowed, so I had to get a normal dead end job.

The mr

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By *uacksplat.Woman
42 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

i wanted to be an astronaut, but that didn't happen.

then i wanted to be an F1 pit mechanic, and settled on just being a mechanic instead.

then completely changed careers. Px

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By *ccasionallyNaughtyWoman
42 weeks ago

Nearby

I wanted to be cabin crew or a journalist.

Neither happened!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Racehorse trainer

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Oh, various things. A vet, a musician, an artist, a warrior resident of Middle Earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A teacher. Le sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A dermatologist because my dad has psoriasis

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By *atinaChica54Woman
42 weeks ago

Marlborough

A journalist or police officer... I'm naturally curious & really should've put my investigative skills to good use.... Alas, I ended up working for NatWest as it happens!

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By *obilebottomMan
42 weeks ago

All over

A shepherd

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By *ovebjsMan
42 weeks ago

Bristol

A pilot, but a stop thick to pass the required exams 🤷‍♂️

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By *obandruthCouple
42 weeks ago

wolverhampton

An adult.

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
42 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I wanted to be 6ft tall (didn't make it!), and I wanted to be an archaeologist (also didn't make it).

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
42 weeks ago

Carmarthen

A goat farmer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
42 weeks ago

North West

"A teacher. Le sigh"

It can still happen.

I wanted to be a vet, had an offer at uni but doing 5 A levels with a newborn baby in tow was just a bit much and I didn't make the grade.

Ended up being a scientist in industry and research for a bit then retrained as a teacher. Got into a niche, worked my way up the ranks a bit and here I am.

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
42 weeks ago

nearby

I wanted to be a pilot but apparently being colour blind means no flying, now I’ve resorted to “flying my car to work”

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Taller

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
42 weeks ago

Naughty Lane

"to be a printer 🤷‍♂️"

this just killed me

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
42 weeks ago

Naughty Lane

I wanted to be a chef..i become one

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By *r Mind CandyMan
42 weeks ago

Cheshire

I wanted to be a gardener, but didn’t think there was a fuchsia in it. 😁

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Many things

Artist

Dancer

Lawyer

Singer.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I wanted to be a bus conductor

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By *oppabear82Man
42 weeks ago

near you

Really cheesy but only thing I wanted to be was just like my dad.

He was the best thing in the world my hero. He did everything for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A marine biologist

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

East Sussex

I didn't and still don't have ambitions as far as work was concerned. I drifted into a job that I was quite successful at but it was only ever a means to an end. After we had children I didn't want any responsibility so while they were small I did a variety of part time jobs then ended up doing something else thar I was moderately good at until I retired.

Obviously I worked for the money but that was all really apart from the social life.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
42 weeks ago

Reading

I wanted to be an author. Then to own a bookstore.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Something to do with music, which i achieved, spent 3 years working in record shops and then trained as a sound engineer

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By *rHotNottsMan
42 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I didn't and still don't have ambitions as far as work was concerned. I drifted into a job that I was quite successful at but it was only ever a means to an end. After we had children I didn't want any responsibility so while they were small I did a variety of part time jobs then ended up doing something else thar I was moderately good at until I retired.

Obviously I worked for the money but that was all really apart from the social life. "

I find it odd that we put so much pressure on kids to make choices and decisions around what kind of job they will do. I never had a clue! I worked as a chef, a boat builder software engineer & finance director to name a few, I never wanted to be any of those, probably a soldier or a pirate!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
42 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

A ballerina. Lived for ballet when I was a kid.

Mrs TMN x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
42 weeks ago

East Sussex

Obviously I worked for the money but that was all really apart from the social life.

It's odd isn't it, especially when you consider that a high proportion of people are probably going to do a job they wouldn't actively choose in an ideal world.

If I could choose anything at all to do for money it would probably be an archaeologist or historian but fortunately I can read so I did those things for pleasure and it never became a chore. 🤷‍♀️

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

A footballer, a dustbin man, oil rig worker and a fireman.

I never achieved any of my dreams🙃

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A skin flute player

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Fighter pilot

I’m still a nerd when it comes to aviation. I’ve read books on Skunk Works 🦨 the U2 and SR 71 spy planes. I’ve seen my favourite plane the F-22 Raptor in person and I fully intend on going up in an F-16. They have 2 seater jets in the US that take civilians up. They may even pull a 9G turn if they think you’re up to it. Fuck yeah 🤘

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By *rhugesMan
42 weeks ago

Cardiff

I always want to be an army helicopter pilot

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By *enk15Man
42 weeks ago

Evesham

Screenwriter

I've sold a couple of short screenplays, but selling a feature still eludes me.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A mermaid 🧜‍♀️

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By *he MinionMan
42 weeks ago

"I became what I wanted to be, but then the Staffordshire police force said I wasn’t allowed, so I had to get a normal dead end job.

The mr "

Bank robber ?

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By *he MinionMan
42 weeks ago

When I was young I wanted to be like

My father, a builder. As soon as I could carry bricks i was on building sites watching learning.

When older I wanted to be a psychiatrist when I was doing my A levels. Didnt get there. I ran pubs and then fell back into construction. Been at the high stressful end of the construction spectrum but now quite happy being just one of the numptys on site. All be it, one of the eldest and over qualified numptys !

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By *assy69Man
42 weeks ago

sussex and Wales

"A bit of fun on this Autumnal evening.

When I was a kid, many, many years ago, I wanted to be a Chef. Sadly, my culinary dreams never progressed beyond O level Home Economics

Perhaps you aspired to be a ballet dancer or astronaut. How many of you achieved your childhood dreams? Did you reach for the sky as a NASA astronaut or end up working for NatWest?

Me, ended up as a senior executive

I wanted to be a sniper, sadly that never worked out for me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

A rich bitch

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