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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

A couple of things !

Who's to blame .... When I was out on a night out about 3 year back with the lads all dressed up just finished a gym session hours before pumped ! Everyday I would go to the same place with the lads weatherpersons cheap vodka redbulls 😍😍😍

were all seen a group of women come in and we was all on them straight away all of us gym lads you can imagine the testosterone lol

we was all taking pickings which one we want ! I pointed to one from behind cracking arse and nice hair ... Turns around it was my cousin 🙄 and her mates ...

Of course be rude not to sit down and have a drink with them ..

As it goes on Im lumbered with my cousin at the end of the night all my mates have took her mates back we was having a few deep conversions as you do and went home separate ways

it didn't stop there after a few what's apps and few cheeky pics and it was a fuel session on the town we started talking filth and she said she could tell I've been going gym I dropped in you coming round and she said I don't think its a good idea ???

I covinced her with a few pics and meetings of fab she loved it

she caught a taxi and come round

before going into much detail I was in all positions with her and licking her out and she was deep throating me and also rimming me ...

Brilliant sex ... My fault or hers

also to add on ! My best mates mom got my number out of his phone and sent me a message saying boo

long story short I was like twenty one and before you know it I was around her house my mate was in the army and she was also deep throating me saying I had a bigger one than phills which it my mates dad .... I know ! List goes on her fault or mine ? LOL

I know please don't ridicule me

Anybody had similar experience

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By *eroLondonMan
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

In a word: No. 🫥

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By *nesCouple
15 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Grim.

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By *tephanie63Woman
15 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

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By *ffervescentMan
15 weeks ago

winfrith

"A couple of things !

were all seen a group of women come in and we was all on them straight away all of us gym lads you can imagine the testosterone lol

we was all taking pickings which one we want ! I pointed to one from behind cracking arse and nice hair ... Turns around it was my cousin 🙄 and her mates ...

Of course be rude not to sit down and have a drink with them ..

As it goes on Im lumbered with my cousin at the end of the night all my mates have took her mates back we was having a few deep conversions as you do and went home separate ways

I covinced her with a few pics and meetings of fab she loved it

she caught a taxi and come round

before going into much detail I was in all positions with her and licking her out and she was deep throating me and also rimming me ...

Brilliant sex ... My fault or hers

also to add on ! My best mates mom got my number out of his phone and sent me a message saying boo

I know please don't ridicule me

Anybody had similar experience

"
Your fault you knew it was wrong but you still did it ,if anyone finds out you will be mate mateless.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

You knobbed your cousin?

Eeeewwwwwwwwww

Hard pass sorry 🤣🫣

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Knobbing your mates mum, straight off Jeremy kyle that!

Again a hard pass 🫣

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
15 weeks ago

The Continental

Your fault.

You can easily say no.

Some mate you are.

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By *osey WalesMan
15 weeks ago

Words fail me.

Green arrow

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By *uperSalopian7Man
15 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I lost brain cells reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

And this is why you just say no kids.

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By *anceAloneWoman
15 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

Green arrow

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By *nesCouple
15 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Green arrow"

Ah yes, good spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

This reads like how a teenage lad would write a romantic novel...

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By *nesCouple
15 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Complete with a teenage level of illiteracy 🥰

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By *dam_TinaCouple
15 weeks ago

Hampshire

Oh Jay, what are you like ?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
15 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Do you go to the gym mate?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Central

It's worth taking responsibility for what we do, as adults. This includes what we may choose to consume, such as alcohol, and how we may behave. I'd not sexually engage with cousins or a friend's parents. But if the OP has a decent cock, I might be available to deep throat it etc

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

HAHA some lines you just don't cross!

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By *neeyedwillieMan
15 weeks ago

Darlington

..and on this week's episode of Jeremy Kyle....

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By *ornycougaWoman
15 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Have I inadvertently wandered into an episode of The Inbetweeners?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

Well I have cousins, mates, and I know mates' mums, use a gym, taxis, and have been to one or two Wetherspoons.

Don't think I've put them all together quite the way you have though.

So I guess I'm to blame?

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I hate the word convinced. So your fault OP

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By *oomlMan
15 weeks ago

Fareham

I believe this as much as I believe the profile picture is of you after doing an image search.

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By *iss KinkWoman
15 weeks ago

North West

"I believe this as much as I believe the profile picture is of you after doing an image search."

Ooophs your found out op

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

"I believe this as much as I believe the profile picture is of you after doing an image search."
haha why do people use fake pics when it’s so easy to image search now

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By *andadbodMan
15 weeks ago

Liverpool

And you thought it was going so well here 😂

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
15 weeks ago

The Continental

Countdown to UNLOS…….

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
15 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

The main blame lies with your grammar teacher and then your mum for leaving you alone with the computer.

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By *ot really famousMan
15 weeks ago

monaghan

"A couple of things !

were all seen a group of women come in and we was all on them straight away all of us gym lads you can imagine the testosterone lol

we was all taking pickings which one we want ! I pointed to one from behind cracking arse and nice hair ... Turns around it was my cousin 🙄 and her mates ...

Of course be rude not to sit down and have a drink with them ..

As it goes on Im lumbered with my cousin at the end of the night all my mates have took her mates back we was having a few deep conversions as you do and went home separate ways

I covinced her with a few pics and meetings of fab she loved it

she caught a taxi and come round

before going into much detail I was in all positions with her and licking her out and she was deep throating me and also rimming me ...

Brilliant sex ... My fault or hers

also to add on ! My best mates mom got my number out of his phone and sent me a message saying boo

I know please don't ridicule me

Anybody had similar experience

"
...someone has stol#n your profile pic mate...mabye it was your mate's mum...? Revenge for grassing her up

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By *ools and the brainCouple
15 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Without going into too much detail..... Proceeds to go into detail.

OP this reads like Jay from the Inbetweeners bragging about stuff.

It's pretty grim reading but it's probably not far away from the attitude of your average guy these days.

I'm so glad I'm older and past all the bragging and bravado.

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By *cott14Man
15 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

This one time at band camp ……….. good grief 🤦‍♂️

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By *ell GwynnWoman
15 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I have a cousin, OP.

Sometimes we get together and............

she makes sandwiches and we take the kids to the park, we have a picnic, and chat about life while the sproglets run off some steam. That's as intimate as it should get, dude.

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By *oonbath89Man
15 weeks ago

radstock

This has shades of Jay in the carven fucking one like this whilst finger this one up here and toe fucking that one …..fab …completed it mate

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
15 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Can you please skip to the part where Phil finds out about his Mrs and your Cousin finds out she's up the duff...

I want to know what the famalam think of their new addition and who can work out how it's related...Grandma or Great Aunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Nobody’s fault that. Sounds like a complete accident.

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By *ea monkeyMan
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m just to write words to say that I have no words.

Other than these ones

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
15 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Nobody’s fault that. Sounds like a complete accident."

Duzz Dunnit doh ..... freaky m8

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

You all a bunch of weirdos that's why your on this site 😂😂😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

That's the reason you look at this thread in the first place 😂

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By *elfastpantyguyMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

Bunch of students in our local years ago. Got lucky with one back to her digs fucked all night. Got talking next morning and realised she was like a 2nd cousin didn't stop us fucking for 2 years

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
14 weeks ago

notts

A long story that just so you can keep mentioning you go to the gym

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By *imherjgCouple
14 weeks ago

andover

As soon as we read ‘straight away all of us gym lads you can imagine the testosterone lol’ we got the ick honestly 😂

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By *endalshaggersCouple
14 weeks ago

Lake District

Sorry, as your grammar was horrendous.

You fucked your cousin, AND your mate's mum?

Both are grim. Wouldn't be bragging about it.

Unless of course posting this your're hoping for hits on your profile and a potential meet....

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By *orksRockerMan
14 weeks ago

Bradford

Sounds like you are looking for validation for terrible behaviour OP. Not the first to do this and won't be the last.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
14 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"You all a bunch of weirdos that's why your on this site 😂😂😂😂😂 "

A weirdo I'll admit to being but I ain't the one publicly bragging about railing my cousin 'on this site'

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