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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline

It's a tough gig being a fella on fab. We chase, we message, we try our best to woo the ladies, so let's turn the tables.

Ladies, we need to feel wanted. How are you going to seduce us? I know we normally go gooey at the sight of a pair of boobs, but what are you going to whisper in our ears?

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By *nesCouple
18 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

What was your net income for the last financial year?

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By *IXEN200Woman
18 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

How do you like your breakfast in the morning

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

The last thing I whispered seductively in someone's ear was the cricket score 💜

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"What was your net income for the last financial year?"

Filth. Unmitigated filth

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning"

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

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By *inxy777Woman
18 weeks ago

essex

I have a duvet! x

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I have a duvet! x"

Wrap me up

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By *inxy777Woman
18 weeks ago

essex


"I have a duvet! x

Wrap me up "

Spoon? 😉

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I have a duvet! x

Wrap me up

Spoon? 😉"

My favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

If I like you, you'll know.

If I don't, you don't need to know.

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By *IXEN200Woman
18 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk "

Eggs sunny side up?

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?"

That'll do

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
18 weeks ago

Bradford

I want in on this action too lol

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By *IXEN200Woman
18 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?

That'll do "

Or would it be breakfast in bed..... sex on toast, but hold the bread

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?

That'll do

Or would it be breakfast in bed..... sex on toast, but hold the bread"

Breakfast, then bed again

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By *ou only live onceMan
18 weeks ago

London

I've never wooed. I leave that to the maestros like Nero.

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By *inxy777Woman
18 weeks ago

essex


"I want in on this action too lol "
coffee at yours or mine?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
18 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Got snacks

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I've never wooed. I leave that to the maestros like Nero."

Come on, give it a go

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Got snacks "

Dirty talk

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By *inxy777Woman
18 weeks ago

essex


"I want in on this action too lol coffee at yours or mine? "
that went well!! Lmfao.

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I want in on this action too lol coffee at yours or mine? that went well!! Lmfao. "

Glayvar under the duvet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?

That'll do "

Not fertilised

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?

That'll do

Not fertilised "

That particular avenue is closed for me

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

My cunt is dry, fill it up bitch.

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By *rT25Man
18 weeks ago

South Yorkshire


"The last thing I whispered seductively in someone's ear was the cricket score 💜"

But it was a hot score last week

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"My cunt is dry, fill it up bitch."

The eloquence of Sir John Betjemen alive and well in the heart of England

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By *IXEN200Woman
18 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

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By *IXEN200Woman
18 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?

That'll do

Not fertilised

That particular avenue is closed for me "

Me too...

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?

That'll do

Not fertilised

That particular avenue is closed for me

Me too..."

....ding dong

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By *IXEN200Woman
18 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?

That'll do

Not fertilised

That particular avenue is closed for me

Me too...

....ding dong "

Ring my bell anytime you want

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?

That'll do

Not fertilised

That particular avenue is closed for me

Me too...

....ding dong

Ring my bell anytime you want "

I sometimes pop into club shh...

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By *IXEN200Woman
18 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?

That'll do

Not fertilised

That particular avenue is closed for me

Me too...

....ding dong

Ring my bell anytime you want

I sometimes pop into club shh... "

I've not yet experienced the club scene

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?

That'll do

Not fertilised

That particular avenue is closed for me

Me too...

....ding dong

Ring my bell anytime you want

I sometimes pop into club shh...

I've not yet experienced the club scene "

It's good fun. You'd enjoy it

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By *IXEN200Woman
18 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?

That'll do

Not fertilised

That particular avenue is closed for me

Me too...

....ding dong

Ring my bell anytime you want

I sometimes pop into club shh...

I've not yet experienced the club scene

It's good fun. You'd enjoy it "

Let me know when you next visit is......

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"How do you like your breakfast in the morning

Ooh....that's my kind of talk

Eggs sunny side up?

That'll do

Not fertilised

That particular avenue is closed for me

Me too...

....ding dong

Ring my bell anytime you want

I sometimes pop into club shh...

I've not yet experienced the club scene

It's good fun. You'd enjoy it

Let me know when you next visit is...... "

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By *iss.BellaWoman
18 weeks ago

Wales

The match is on the telly and there's beers in the fridge. Help yourself to snacks I'm going for a bath so you can watch in peace.

*Really, it's me getting the peace

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
18 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"It's a tough gig being a fella on fab. We chase, we message, we try our best to woo the ladies, so let's turn the tables.

Ladies, we need to feel wanted. How are you going to seduce us? I know we normally go gooey at the sight of a pair of boobs, but what are you going to whisper in our ears? "

I'm not going to bother....

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By *iss.BellaWoman
18 weeks ago

Wales


"It's a tough gig being a fella on fab. We chase, we message, we try our best to woo the ladies, so let's turn the tables.

Ladies, we need to feel wanted. How are you going to seduce us? I know we normally go gooey at the sight of a pair of boobs, but what are you going to whisper in our ears?

I'm not going to bother.... "

Can we sack this lot off and snog instead please?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
18 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"It's a tough gig being a fella on fab. We chase, we message, we try our best to woo the ladies, so let's turn the tables.

Ladies, we need to feel wanted. How are you going to seduce us? I know we normally go gooey at the sight of a pair of boobs, but what are you going to whisper in our ears?

I'm not going to bother....

Can we sack this lot off and snog instead please? "

Absolutely! 😍😍😍😘

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"It's a tough gig being a fella on fab. We chase, we message, we try our best to woo the ladies, so let's turn the tables.

Ladies, we need to feel wanted. How are you going to seduce us? I know we normally go gooey at the sight of a pair of boobs, but what are you going to whisper in our ears?

I'm not going to bother....

Can we sack this lot off and snog instead please? "

Threesome? Yes!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"It's a tough gig being a fella on fab. We chase, we message, we try our best to woo the ladies, so let's turn the tables.

Ladies, we need to feel wanted. How are you going to seduce us? I know we normally go gooey at the sight of a pair of boobs, but what are you going to whisper in our ears? "

Let's have a steak.

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"It's a tough gig being a fella on fab. We chase, we message, we try our best to woo the ladies, so let's turn the tables.

Ladies, we need to feel wanted. How are you going to seduce us? I know we normally go gooey at the sight of a pair of boobs, but what are you going to whisper in our ears?

Let's have a steak. "

You can help yourself to my meat anytime SS

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By *iss Boot LoverTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Tetbury

Its a shame you don't like sausage xx

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"It's a tough gig being a fella on fab. We chase, we message, we try our best to woo the ladies, so let's turn the tables.

Ladies, we need to feel wanted. How are you going to seduce us? I know we normally go gooey at the sight of a pair of boobs, but what are you going to whisper in our ears?

Let's have a steak.

You can help yourself to my meat anytime SS "

My first inclination was to asking there's horseradish with it. Then I realised I'm on fab.

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"It's a tough gig being a fella on fab. We chase, we message, we try our best to woo the ladies, so let's turn the tables.

Ladies, we need to feel wanted. How are you going to seduce us? I know we normally go gooey at the sight of a pair of boobs, but what are you going to whisper in our ears?

Let's have a steak.

You can help yourself to my meat anytime SS

My first inclination was to asking there's horseradish with it. Then I realised I'm on fab.

"

I think that might be a bit stingy, but I'll do snogging instead

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"It's a tough gig being a fella on fab. We chase, we message, we try our best to woo the ladies, so let's turn the tables.

Ladies, we need to feel wanted. How are you going to seduce us? I know we normally go gooey at the sight of a pair of boobs, but what are you going to whisper in our ears?

Let's have a steak.

You can help yourself to my meat anytime SS

My first inclination was to asking there's horseradish with it. Then I realised I'm on fab.

I think that might be a bit stingy, but I'll do snogging instead "

I'm quite good at that.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
18 weeks ago

Ends

I’d like to be seduced for a change. Rejection is getting boring. 🥱

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
18 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"It's a tough gig being a fella on fab. We chase, we message, we try our best to woo the ladies, so let's turn the tables.

Ladies, we need to feel wanted. How are you going to seduce us? I know we normally go gooey at the sight of a pair of boobs, but what are you going to whisper in our ears?

I'm not going to bother....

Can we sack this lot off and snog instead please?

Threesome? Yes! "

No men allowed 🤣😈

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"It's a tough gig being a fella on fab. We chase, we message, we try our best to woo the ladies, so let's turn the tables.

Ladies, we need to feel wanted. How are you going to seduce us? I know we normally go gooey at the sight of a pair of boobs, but what are you going to whisper in our ears?

I'm not going to bother....

Can we sack this lot off and snog instead please?

Threesome? Yes!

No men allowed 🤣😈"

🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂

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By *viatrixWoman
18 weeks ago

Redhill

FAF?

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By *ife Ninja OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"FAF? "

There's no messing about with you

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
18 weeks ago

Essex

I think this may be where I’m going wrong.

I just whisper “look at my boobs”…

Is there supposed to be more?

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By *ir tootMan
18 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I think this may be where I’m going wrong.

I just whisper “look at my boobs”…

Is there supposed to be more? "

I'm.not sure, but can confirm it's working now.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
18 weeks ago

Bristol


"I think this may be where I’m going wrong.

I just whisper “look at my boobs”…

Is there supposed to be more?

I'm.not sure, but can confirm it's working now. "

That whole time I was thinking about one thing… boobs

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