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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago

I'm not sure if this OK to put here, but we'll see.

I get a lot of Cold Callers, I've just bought 2 window stickers "No Cold Calling" I just wondered if anyone else had any and do they stop Callers

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By *ovebjsMan
15 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm not sure if this OK to put here, but we'll see.

I get a lot of Cold Callers, I've just bought 2 window stickers "No Cold Calling" I just wondered if anyone else had any and do they stop Callers

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That’s should be effective as if they do knock they have harassed you and knocked against your door express wishes

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8

A shotgun through the letterbox usually does the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Since COVID times, I don't get cold callers 🤞🙏

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I genuinely, if I’m in when they call, say I’m house sitting and say goodbye 😂😂 worked so far 😂😂

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By *eroLondonMan
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

Thank goodness for my Google™ Nest doorbell/camera. I enjoy watching them festering in the cold through my phone.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
15 weeks ago

London

Luckily I have a gate on my road so they generally don't get in. I have no problem telling them "No thanks" though if they do knock

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By *a LunaWoman
15 weeks ago

South Wales

I have 3 dogs who go ballistic when someone is at the door. I have a separate letterbox and a separate parcel box. I have a door sticker that says beware of the dogs and a separate sticker warning off cold callers, religious callers etc.

And still people knock on the door.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"I have 3 dogs who go ballistic when someone is at the door. I have a separate letterbox and a separate parcel box. I have a door sticker that says beware of the dogs and a separate sticker warning off cold callers, religious callers etc.

And still people knock on the door.

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so basically they don't work, is that what you're saying

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

We have a doorbell camera with microphone so we can talk to them without getting up.

They are told politely no once and if they petsist they are told they are being recorded harassing us.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

East Sussex

We've got a notice on the door that says basically no sellers, religious groups or cold callers.

It keeps all but the most determined away. A glare from me and a kindly leave from Mr does the trick with them

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Central

Almost all of them have been stopped.

Perhaps consider getting local councillors involved, to establish your street as a no cold calling zone. If you get multiple neighbours behind it, it could become an official local policy

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By *idanMan
15 weeks ago

borehamwood

Don't answer the door unless you know someone is due to visit. I never do, it's my door and I choose whether to answer it or not.

My mum had Parkinson's and was in danger of falling over when struggling to get to the door. These people are a danger to the elderly and infirmed in my opinion.

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
15 weeks ago

fabland


"Don't answer the door unless you know someone is due to visit. I never do, it's my door and I choose whether to answer it or not.

My mum had Parkinson's and was in danger of falling over when struggling to get to the door. These people are a danger to the elderly and infirmed in my opinion. "
exactly this the was ab article in my local paper about cold callers knocking on doors of pensioners & almost bullying them into signing up to there charity’s they’ve now been closed down but as said they are a danger

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
15 weeks ago

fabland

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By *osey WalesMan
15 weeks ago

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I think i've only ever had 2 people knock on my door randomly, cold called. One was the local councilor drumming up support and the other a johovah witnesss.

Only 2. Ever. Maybe I should use one of those "No peddlers, sellers or bible bashers" stickers to tempt them ?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
15 weeks ago

Leeds

Camera door bell & tell them to fuck off without having to leave the comfort of your sofa

Mrs

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
15 weeks ago

Newcastle

Such a nuisance I don’t tend to get cold callers as I live in an apartment building but if I did, I think I would just ignore them. I only really answer the door to people who’ve been invited or if I’m expecting a delivery/ tradesperson etc. I was contemplating getting a ‘no junk mail’ sign as I’m sick of all the crap that gets posted through by Royal Mail.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
15 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I just look at the camera footage on my phone and ignore....

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By *ackformore100Man
15 weeks ago

Tin town


"I'm not sure if this OK to put here, but we'll see.

I get a lot of Cold Callers, I've just bought 2 window stickers "No Cold Calling" I just wondered if anyone else had any and do they stop Callers

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Is that analogous with dick pics on here?

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
15 weeks ago

your head

My friend has one and she said works. I find ignoring the door works or telling them to go away. Any religious groups that don't listen get told I'm a witch or that I worship Satan. Usually gets rid of them.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
15 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

"I got a you may knock, but I'm not going to answer" sticker and stopped answering the door.

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By *agatoXXXMan
15 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I think I must have a sign that says "NO SWINGERS"...

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By *oubleswing2019Man
15 weeks ago

Colchester

I can see all callers, and if it's obvious it's not an expected Amazon delivery, then it's going to be a cold caller.

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Thus, I answer the door coldly as well.

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1. Open door

2. Say nothing and stare at them.

3. Let them say their spiel. Say nothing during the spiel.

4. When they finish, close the door.

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JW's are a personal challenge and I like to ask them if they would approve of the following.

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I

One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

II

The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

III

One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

IV

The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.

V

Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.

VI

People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

VII

Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

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Typically they struggle with number III, but mostly agree with major elements of the rest. That's when I hand them a flyer for the Satanic Temple and tell them they're a pretty good fit with a bit of tweaking.

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They never seem to want to discuss anything else after that which is a shame, as I like to discuss the War in Heaven in which a 1/3 of the Angels rebelled and this suggests deep institutional dissatisfaction with the senior management.

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By *ags73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Never let anyone start their spiel. Whether at door or on phone

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By *IXEN200Woman
15 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I've got a sign on my front telling cold callers and religious people if they knock on my door they agree to pay me 20pounds to talk

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By *a LunaWoman
15 weeks ago

South Wales


"I have 3 dogs who go ballistic when someone is at the door. I have a separate letterbox and a separate parcel box. I have a door sticker that says beware of the dogs and a separate sticker warning off cold callers, religious callers etc.

And still people knock on the door.

so basically they don't work, is that what you're saying"

Well, we’ve not had any religious callers since the sign went up so it kind of does.

BUT as someone else has said, it depends how determined they are really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago

Thank you all for your answers,

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By *edonisticRockerMan
15 weeks ago

Chorley

Signs never stopped them

2 big ass dogs who in fairness are soft as muck but about 75kg each have kept our door free from them for a while

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By *rJandMrsJCouple
15 weeks ago

Hyde

I used to get phone cold calls all the time. Until I told everyone that rang about a road traffic accident that I was riding a pig down the motorway the wrong way and got knocked off by an undertaking horse. That took a few turns but now I get none of them.

In terms of energy companies, they very quickly remove me off the systems when I used to tell them that I pay nothing for my electric because I've wired my house up to the streetlight outside or to next doors house when they went on holiday.

I don't get any now.

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By *vaRose43Woman
15 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Cold phone calls I put the phone next to the parrot and let him talk to them 🦜

At the door, I don’t answer

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By *teveanddebsCouple
15 weeks ago

Norwich


"Cold phone calls I put the phone next to the parrot and let him talk to them 🦜

At the door, I don’t answer "

Thanks a bunch, I've wanted a parrot for years and you just gave me another reason to want one

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By *vaRose43Woman
15 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"Cold phone calls I put the phone next to the parrot and let him talk to them 🦜

At the door, I don’t answer

Thanks a bunch, I've wanted a parrot for years and you just gave me another reason to want one "

Yeah they might get lucky and he only screams at them, or he might sing a song, swear or fart down the phone repeatedly. Either way it’s very effective

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By *he Silver FuxMan
15 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"I'm not sure if this OK to put here, but we'll see.

I get a lot of Cold Callers, I've just bought 2 window stickers "No Cold Calling" I just wondered if anyone else had any and do they stop Callers

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What are they trying to sell you? You might have ended up on an industry or marketing list as a ‘high potential’

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By *he Silver FuxMan
15 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"I've got a sign on my front telling cold callers and religious people if they knock on my door they agree to pay me 20pounds to talk"

How long do you get for 20 quid? Do you get invited in? Cup Of Tea?

I’ve got something I need to get off my chest..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Central


"I've got a sign on my front telling cold callers and religious people if they knock on my door they agree to pay me 20pounds to talk

How long do you get for 20 quid? Do you get invited in? Cup Of Tea?

I’ve got something I need to get off my chest.."

I think they should set the fee far higher than 20 quid - not for your chat, which many of us would give you for free

But to deter cold callers, I'd probably say something like £500 would be a reasonable deterrent. I'd answer the door, take the Dosh and tell them to go

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