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"Playmate Play A meet Oh and that passive aggressive thumb. Bloody hate that thumb. " Not annoy, mildly irk. Anyway, I agree with the wise old dear. | |||
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"Not my first rodeo. I don't bite unless asked. Genuine " This ! | |||
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"What phrases do you see on here that make you groan - on profiles, or on the forum? Two of ours: "Looking for fun" - you don't say? "Been here before" - bully for you, what are you expecting, a medal?" Tbh nothing really bothers me he. It’s just fab not serious site in reality. | |||
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"In updates, my balls need draining /emptying" You have balls? 😳 | |||
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"Must be over 6ft .... What difference does to make if your horizontal "This is me. Sorry to be annoying 😃 | |||
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"‘Not looking to fuck the whole site’ Who actually is planning on that?" Me; I'm pacing myself, only a handful in the last 12 years. If all MF couples and Single Women set their upper ages limits to 99, if I up my game (and live long enough), I should be able to achieve it by 2051 | |||
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"‘Not looking to fuck the whole site’ Who actually is planning on that? Me; I'm pacing myself, only a handful in the last 12 years. If all MF couples and Single Women set their upper ages limits to 99, if I up my game (and live long enough), I should be able to achieve it by 2051" I wish you well in your endeavours 😂 | |||
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"Hung guys 8inch plus only…… Was wrong with a 7 incher or even 5 or 6 inches ffs ladies are you that loose you can’t feel it any shorter than 8 inches " It’s visual turn on. A big cock looks so much more impressive and stimulating. Why buy a Porsche when a ford puma is still a car eh | |||
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"Men referring to themselves as bulls.. 😂" 🤣🤣 nothing wrong with being just a calf 🤦♀️ xx | |||
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"Men referring to themselves as bulls.. 😂 🤣🤣 nothing wrong with being just a calf 🤦♀️ xx" 🤣 | |||
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"Men referring to themselves as bulls.. 😂 🤣🤣 nothing wrong with being just a calf 🤦♀️ xx 🤣" We’ve just checked out your profile 😍😍💯 xx | |||
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"Hung guys 8inch plus only…… Was wrong with a 7 incher or even 5 or 6 inches ffs ladies are you that loose you can’t feel it any shorter than 8 inches It’s visual turn on. A big cock looks so much more impressive and stimulating. Why buy a Porsche when a ford puma is still a car eh "but you get more miles for your money with a smaller car and the insurance is cheaper lol | |||
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"“Mmmm” is the single worst thing ever written on fab." Mmmm. I couldn't agree more. 😝 | |||
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"“Mmmm” is the single worst thing ever written on fab. This! 🤢" Absolutely agree! Especially when followed by "haha" "Fill you up" is another one | |||
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"“Mmmm” is the single worst thing ever written on fab." Or in a reply to a message. It always makes me think of the mattersons adverts | |||
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""Daddy" "Breed me" " Yeah, “breed me” is a particular head scratcher when it’s a bloke. | |||
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"This member has hidden their profile." I came across that yesterday, when a newish poster contacted me asking to verify her. We had never even swapped messages so she wanted fake veris. When I said no she blocked me and now has hidden profile … | |||
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"When ppl use “fabs” instead of “fab”. Dunno why tho 🤷🏻♀️" Same. Its not fabs wingers, its Fab Swingers. | |||
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"When ppl use “fabs” instead of “fab”. Dunno why tho 🤷🏻♀️ Same. Its not fabs wingers, its Fab Swingers." I siesta found the other description of fab I see in twitter / Reddit / discord. Fab mingers. Always make me chuckle | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? I know I’m not what you’re looking for but … How’s Fab treating you? "Ahhhhhh just ask the question!! Don’t ask me if you can ask one 🤦🏽♀️🤣 | |||
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"Must have teeth, not smell like they slept in a bin, ffs this is Fab … lower the bar a bit and give us ‘real men!’ A chance "Preach, brother!😁 | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? Sooo cringey! " Maybe they got confused on Google | |||
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"We`ve added a list of the most used clichés at the end of our profile." . Thanks | |||
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"‘Fill in later’ has to be the worst! If you can’t be arsed what’s the point?" Then you see that they have been on the site for over a year, how much later are we expected to wait? | |||
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"A professional couple ! " that's always baffled us. | |||
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"Playmate Play A meet Oh and that passive aggressive thumb. Bloody hate that thumb. " I give the thumb when guys are just wanting a bit of wank chat | |||
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""I'm a shy girl"......... then has 1,000 selfies and photos of flange spread so wide each lip has it's own post code." 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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""Daddy" "Breed me" " Breed me? No kids are expensive Daddy? Should I call the guys in the yellow jackets? Mood killers | |||
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"Size queen" If some lady has a minimum requirement of 10 inches (have seen on profiles), I'm bringing a duck to conduct an experiment to see if it's quack echoes. | |||
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""I'm a shy girl"......... then has 1,000 selfies and photos of flange spread so wide each lip has it's own post code. 🤣🤣🤣" Especially if the same profile complains about dick pics on male profiles. | |||
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"A professional couple ! " this, does it mean you have to pay them to meet? | |||
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"“Mmmm” is the single worst thing ever written on fab. This! 🤢" Agreee with this - plus can lick pussy for hours … boring haha  | |||
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"Lick, Laugh, Love Never seen it but it came into my head reading this and it’s awful so had to share " You have that sign above your bed don’t you!! Come on, tell the truth. | |||
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"Lick, Laugh, Love Never seen it but it came into my head reading this and it’s awful so had to share You have that sign above your bed don’t you!! Come on, tell the truth." Haha - And “powered by fairy dust” on the back of the car too | |||
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"Lick, Laugh, Love Never seen it but it came into my head reading this and it’s awful so had to share You have that sign above your bed don’t you!! Come on, tell the truth. Haha - And “powered by fairy dust” on the back of the car too " So sexy 😍 | |||
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"Gym fit guys only..... says the "Greggs on legs" who's never been within a mile of a gym. 😉" One of my favorites was ‘if you can’t do 30 press ups don’t bother’. Wouldn’t be interested in meeting her but I was tempted to ask if she wanted a competition. Maybe throw some burpees in. | |||
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"Gym fit guys only..... says the "Greggs on legs" who's never been within a mile of a gym. 😉" Unless the gym was on the same street as the Greggs….. | |||
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"Must be over 6ft .... What difference does to make if your horizontal "one hell of a lot ...... | |||
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"Gym fit guys only..... says the "Greggs on legs" who's never been within a mile of a gym. 😉 One of my favourites was ‘if you can’t do 30 press ups don’t bother’. " Yep; you first love | |||
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""Daddy" "Breed me" Yeah, “breed me” is a particular head scratcher when it’s a bloke. " Probable talking about foreskin bacteria! | |||
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"Any literal begging for fabs ,it's like the only reason they are members of the site .so sad" Totally agree. | |||
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"Any literal begging for fabs ,it's like the only reason they are members of the site .so sad Totally agree. " Feeling things out, Testing the water Dipping our toes in Meeting tonight No verifications and the profiles a year plus old | |||
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" ... Then there's "yous". "Yous looking?" WELL WE FUCKING WERE UNTIL YOU WROTE IT LIKE THAT! ... " Them's the ones what refers to Fabs, Eurekas, Silverleighs, Kestrels etc. I assume that they are pluralists. The lifestyle does seem to attract them. | |||
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"‘Not looking to fuck the whole site’ Who actually is planning on that?" The arrogance to think this option would be available to them. | |||
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"What phrases do you see on here that make you groan - on profiles, or on the forum? Two of ours: "Looking for fun" - you don't say? "Been here before" - bully for you, what are you expecting, a medal?" Unexpected free Or Rare day off Professional Fussy oooh I’m too grumpy ! | |||
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"No tories. Always makes me laugh when I see it on a profile. " That one tickles me too 🤣. No need to put no extreme lefties as they’ll always be sure to tell you anyway | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? Sooo cringey! " Exactly. It should be "MAY I ask you a question?" | |||
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"No tories. Always makes me laugh when I see it on a profile. That one tickles me too 🤣. No need to put no extreme lefties as they’ll always be sure to tell you anyway " imagine not wanting to play with a couple because of their political stance. | |||
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"If I see mmmmm any more in my life, it would be enough for me to cut my cock off and get Mrs to superglue herself together. One of the most annoying things I think I've ever seen. Then there's "yous". "Yous looking?" WELL WE FUCKING WERE UNTIL YOU WROTE IT LIKE THAT! Aghhh, okay. Relax now Jake. You'll be fine. It's just online. 😂 " Let's not forget any version of Nawty/Norty.. ITS FUCKING HARDER TO TYPE IT INCORRECTLY. FOR FUCK SAKE. | |||
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"Any comments with Wonko in them " Yeah, they give me the boak!🤮🤢 | |||
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""I'm a shy girl"......... then has 1,000 selfies and photos of flange spread so wide each lip has it's own post code." the postcodes in question are LD1 5TY and N13 6LW Both in places called Wide open! | |||
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"What phrases do you see on here that make you groan - on profiles, or on the forum? Two of ours: "Looking for fun" - you don't say? "Been here before" - bully for you, what are you expecting, a medal?" Definitely this Not my first rodeo - stop deleting your profile then hahaha | |||
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"Treat with respect. 🙄 Good hygiene essential (like when is it not) Mrs " Good hygiene should be obvious but unfortunately it isn't to some. | |||
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"When you receive a message from a blank profile that simply says “wanna meet”. Sure thing buddy, really swept me off my feet with that one "So you did get my message then? Lol | |||
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""I'm a shy girl"......... then has 1,000 selfies and photos of flange spread so wide each lip has it's own post code." 😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"If I see mmmmm any more in my life, it would be enough for me to cut my cock off and get Mrs to superglue herself together. One of the most annoying things I think I've ever seen. Then there's "yous". "Yous looking?" WELL WE FUCKING WERE UNTIL YOU WROTE IT LIKE THAT! Aghhh, okay. Relax now Jake. You'll be fine. It's just online. 😂 Let's not forget any version of Nawty/Norty.. ITS FUCKING HARDER TO TYPE IT INCORRECTLY. FOR FUCK SAKE." 😂😂😂 you're absolutely right! Haha I hate it all haha | |||
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"not looking for single guys ,really annoying. " Yes, really gets my goat that one. | |||
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""I'm a shy girl"......... then has 1,000 selfies and photos of flange spread so wide each lip has it's own post code." Funny | |||
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""Daddy" "Breed me" " Absolutely | |||
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