FabSwingers.com: Boss (54) & Goodgirl (34) , Couple in Coventry , West Midlands, UK

IMPORTANT ADVICE! Gents if you’re watching porn, fantasising mid wank and about to message…. STOP, THINK AND CONSIDER how that ridiculous porn fuelled fantasy shit that you are about to send to a complete stranger in a message makes you look and the impression it presents.

Let’s save some time…..

1) “Straight” males looking for transexuals and transvestites….do not bother messaging.

2) Any male who meets other men, do not bother messaging.

3) Men who dress in women’s underwear, do not bother messaging. It just makes us laugh..

4) Men who want to be submissive, do “clean up” and generally want to do sissy things, do not bother messaging. Again just makes us laugh.

5) Black, Asian or foreign men, this is not our preference, do not bother messaging.

6) If you are a bit thick and feel that messaging anything more than four words will overload your intellectual capability, do not bother messaging. If you cannot communicate like a grown up and can only manage “get back to me if I’m your type” then don’t be surprised if you just get deleted.

7) If you do not provide a face and body picture in your message, please do not be surprised if you do not receive a response or are deleted. It’s you that is contacting us and we will not converse with faceless internet entities. Be sensible!

8) If you believe that the way to get a woman off is to “choke her” and “piston your fingers” in and out of her pussy as fast as you possibly can and “finger blast” till she “squirts” like the duck lipped girls do in modern porn then do not bother messaging.

9) if you are one of the “rubber band brigade” who harnesses his cock with a tourniquet until it looks like you have one massive ball fit to burst, please don’t message, thanks for making us laugh lots but we are not interested.

10) if you insist on putting “hahaha” or “aha” after every sentence because you think it makes the ridiculous shit you wrote in your message all ok, do not bother messaging.

UPDATE - looking for nice well adjusted local guys with time on their hands. When we mean local we mean very local to us and no that does not mean Birmingham. When we say time on your hands we mean that you can be available to play regularly over the weekends, so do not reply just because you a free weekend this week! Ultimately we are looking to make good friendships/relationships with a few select males/females.

We are very much in love and devoted couple, who live a 24/7 Hotwife lifestyle.

Looking for all sorts, from longer term boyfriend/girlfriend types, group fun, to one offs. I am more than happy to date and pursue a real relationship with someone if the chemistry is there.

Please understand that this is a hotwife account and as such Boss will be either watching, or encounters will be filmed or facetimed, so if you are not comfortable with this please do not message. Additionally, as you can see, goodgirl has a natural body, so if you're looking for a shaved all over type girl, we aren't the ones for you.

Turn ons include good cocks, hot pics and intelligence/banter, turn offs include pushiness...

Get in touch! (Note if you have nothing on your profile and send no pictures we are unlikely to reply) X

Please note we cannot accommodate all the time due to parenting duties.

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