FabSwingers.com forum: Work excuses

By *layfullsam OP Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

Let’s have your excuses that you’re going to tell your boss tomorrow morning why you’re not going into work

Crazier the better

Curly wurly for the best answer

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts

Help boss. I’m dead (again). They usually send me back as my work on Earth isn’t finished, but it usually takes 24 hours for them to undead me. Should be in tomorrow.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsam OP Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

"Help boss. I’m dead (again). They usually send me back as my work on Earth isn’t finished, but it usually takes 24 hours for them to undead me. Should be in tomorrow. "

Awesome

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By *orednFruityCouple
6 weeks ago

Nottingham

Sorry, I can't come in, sat on too many cocks and can't possibly sit down at a desk, may be back in tomorrow unless I sit on more cocks in the meantime

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By *layfullsam OP Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

"Sorry, I can't come in, sat on too many cocks and can't possibly sit down at a desk, may be back in tomorrow unless I sit on more cocks in the meantime"

Lmao if I was your boss I’d let you off work but ask you to come to my office Tuesday

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By *orednFruityCouple
6 weeks ago

Nottingham

I don't think she'd like that

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By *ennylewis2016Couple
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

I’ve got anal blindness.

I can’t see my arse in work tomorrow.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

"I don't think she'd like that

Lol story of my life

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By *ustamanMan
6 weeks ago

weymouth

I've got a AAA appointment

But since my boss is me ill let me off

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By *uacksplat.Woman
6 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

"im terribly sorry, im unable to attend the workplace tomorrow as i suffered a dual death over the weekend.. i had my back blown out while simultaneously being drowned via the art of female ejaculation while his wife was sitting on my face. as you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for me while i arrange my own funeral. therefore i'd welcome your respect of my privacy, in never contacting me again. yours.. "

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
6 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I can't come in today because I'm too fat and shattered

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By *ick a clit.comMan
6 weeks ago

Southsea

No work loving retirement

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Dear work,

Someone I don’t know and have never met has offered me a curly wurly if I don’t turn up to work today.

I’ll see you tomorrow.

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By *oo..Woman
6 weeks ago

Boo's World

Power cut because of the lightening and I couldn't charge my car.

The buses also aren't running because their electric and I'm not walking in this weather! 😊

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By *upersonic SamMan
6 weeks ago

wigan

My penis is caught in my fly and last time I came in like this you had me dragged in front of HR, however, if Debbie from HR wishes to visit me and help release said snagged shag rod I will happily attend in the afternoon.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

My dog's haircut is a far more valuable use of my time than whatever you're actually paying me to do. I'll be in once she's finished 💜

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Sorry boss, I am balls deep in this insatiable woman and I’ll make up the time later (I will not)

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Herts

Sorry boss I’ve got multiple personalities and they all have different jobs. Personality 3 has an important meeting tomorrow so 4 can’t come in.

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By *atthew78Man
6 weeks ago

Winsford

I have take my dog to the opticians for new glasses

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By *areOutsideMan
6 weeks ago

Woodbridge

I identify as a tyre and I'm feeling deflated

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