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Then I remember we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet, really.
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"Sometimes I fear that no one gets my very specific brand of humour
Then I remember we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet, really.
As you were. "Snap. My brand of obtuse/warped seems to over some heads here. 🙄 | |||
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"Sometimes I fear that no one gets my very specific brand of humour
Then I remember we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet, really.
As you were. "You've just sent me to Garth Merenghi's Dark Place. Please never leave. | |||
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"we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet" No truer sentence has ever been spoken. 😂 | |||
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"Sometimes people don't get my humour. Sometimes people tell me how funny I am when I'm not intending to be funny. So I guess that first line includes me 💜" When that second thing happens I pretend I was being funny on purpose. Validation is validation  | |||
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"I'm funny, I have a note to prove it." I believe you  | |||
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"Sometimes I fear that no one gets my very specific brand of humour
Then I remember we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet, really.
As you were.
Snap. My brand of obtuse/warped seems to over some heads here. 🙄"Haters gon' hate 🤷🏻♀️ | |||
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"Sometimes I fear that no one gets my very specific brand of humour
Then I remember we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet, really.
As you were.
You've just sent me to Garth Merenghi's Dark Place.
Please never leave."I had to Google that 
I'll stay, just because you asked me to | |||
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"we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet No truer sentence has ever been spoken. 😂" 💯 | |||
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"If no one gets your humour maybe you're just not funny "She is not joking! | |||
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"Nah just lack of sense of humours why so serious " DM me when you find out pls x | |||
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"Sometimes I fear that no one gets my very specific brand of humour
Then I remember we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet, really.
As you were.
Snap. My brand of obtuse/warped seems to over some heads here. 🙄
Haters gon' hate 🤷🏻♀️ "Yeah, I got that from one of the replies above.⬆️ | |||
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"If no one gets your humour maybe you're just not funny "This is the thing. | |||
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"I often feel like I put my foot in it with my humour. Then it makes me feel anxious for a few mins 😂" Stoppp I'm always apologising for my constant stream of unfiltered word vomit 😂 the struggle is real. | |||
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"I’m with you OP. It’s pretty rare for me to take anything seriously. In fact, I have posted an unusually serious comment twice this week and got shit for it, so I’m sticking with silly from now on." We sillies need to stick together 💪 | |||
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"Just remember my motto for life.... "life is way to short to be serious all the time" I think you'll be fine and will find your tribe so to speak "I think my tribe is in the densest rainforest, and has never encountered western civilization. | |||
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"There are just enough people who take the things I say in obvious jest completely literally that I sometimes think "Is it me?". Obviously it's not me those people are just simpletons... "Yeah, but you get the naughty step if you tell them that. | |||
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"I feel you. 🖤" Agh is that why my leg keeps tickling 🫨 | |||
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"Just remember my motto for life.... "life is way to short to be serious all the time" I think you'll be fine and will find your tribe so to speak "Life is way too short in general. When do you reckon we'll start being able to upload our brains to the cloud? My sparkling personality needs to live on forever | |||
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"I feel you. 🖤 Agh is that why my leg keeps tickling 🫨" No, that's the bag of ladybirds I dropped earlier. | |||
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"Yeah, but you get the naughty step if you tell them that." Naughty step? Completed it, mate | |||
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"Sometimes I fear that no one gets my very specific brand of humour
Then I remember we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet, really.
As you were.
You've just sent me to Garth Merenghi's Dark Place.
Please never leave."Jesus, I thought I was the only one who watched that. And my mate that told me about it. That led to the Mighty Boosh for me. Again not for everyone. Lol | |||
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"There are just enough people who take the things I say in obvious jest completely literally that I sometimes think "Is it me?". Obviously it's not me those people are just simpletons... "We really need to start adding a disclaimer to everything we say 😂 | |||
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"Sometimes I fear that no one gets my very specific brand of humour
Then I remember we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet, really.
As you were.
You've just sent me to Garth Merenghi's Dark Place.
Please never leave.
Jesus, I thought I was the only one who watched that.
And my mate that told me about it. That led to the Mighty Boosh for me. Again not for everyone. Lol"Bouncy bouncy, ooh such a good time. Bouncy bouncy, shoes all in a line... 🎶 | |||
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"Sometimes I fear that no one gets my very specific brand of humour
Then I remember we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet, really.
As you were.
You've just sent me to Garth Merenghi's Dark Place.
Please never leave.
Jesus, I thought I was the only one who watched that.
And my mate that told me about it. That led to the Mighty Boosh for me. Again not for everyone. Lol
Bouncy bouncy, ooh such a good time. Bouncy bouncy, shoes all in a line... 🎶 "Oi, we'll have no crimping here! | |||
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"There are just enough people who take the things I say in obvious jest completely literally that I sometimes think "Is it me?". Obviously it's not me those people are just simpletons...
We really need to start adding a disclaimer to everything we say 😂 "Yeah, please take everything I say as a joke. Even this very post. | |||
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"I’m with you OP. It’s pretty rare for me to take anything seriously. In fact, I have posted an unusually serious comment twice this week and got shit for it, so I’m sticking with silly from now on. We sillies need to stick together 💪 "Thought that said Willies at first 🤭🤭 | |||
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"I’m with you OP. It’s pretty rare for me to take anything seriously. In fact, I have posted an unusually serious comment twice this week and got shit for it, so I’m sticking with silly from now on. We sillies need to stick together 💪
Thought that said Willies at first
🤭🤭"Well yes, that too. | |||
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"There are just enough people who take the things I say in obvious jest completely literally that I sometimes think "Is it me?". Obviously it's not me those people are just simpletons...
We really need to start adding a disclaimer to everything we say 😂
Yeah, please take everything I say as a joke. Even this very post. "Yes sir 🫡 | |||
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"I quite understand people being passionate or serious about things, I am myself to a certain extent. However, not appreciating dark humour or the value of satire is just not compatible with me. And sanctimonious criticism will invariably lead to me rolling my eyes. Being well adjusted to an insane world is no indication of a sound and healthy mind." I am passionate about my complete lack of passion. Does that count? | |||
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"Sometimes I fear that no one gets my very specific brand of humour
Then I remember we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet, really.
As you were. "Grow up. | |||
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"Sometimes I fear that no one gets my very specific brand of humour
Then I remember we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet, really.
As you were.
Grow up."Wish I could. Might finally be able to reach the top shelf then | |||
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"Well...sometimes the line between being a comedian and being a juvenile ignorant prick is very thin " How thin? I need specifics. | |||
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"I totally agree, I take the piss in the most inappropriate corporate situations. Someone asked me why it took me so long to get to my position like why didn’t I get there in my 40s instead of 50s I put it down to my sense of humour" OK but that person had no right 😂 who even asks a question like that?! | |||
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"I quite understand people being passionate or serious about things, I am myself to a certain extent. However, not appreciating dark humour or the value of satire is just not compatible with me. And sanctimonious criticism will invariably lead to me rolling my eyes. Being well adjusted to an insane world is no indication of a sound and healthy mind. I am passionate about my complete lack of passion. Does that count? " Well it made me chuckle. | |||
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"I have a predilection for pointing at random lampposts and laughing like a James Bond villain 👍🏻" OK this is a new one 😂 | |||
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"I’ll tell you a what’s not at all funny… this interesting new chick around the forum that looks delicious has her age filter set to rule out people only 2 years older than her!!! I had a fresh Dick/ vag pic all lined up especially too. Oh well… I’ll just send it Nell Gwynn instead, she loves dick/ vag." Omg who 👀 | |||
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"Sometimes I fear that no one gets my very specific brand of humour
Then I remember we're all just floating bits of genitals in a dark corner of the internet, really.
As you were.
You've just sent me to Garth Merenghi's Dark Place.
Please never leave."greetings traveler | |||
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"If it’s funny to you OP, then that’s all good. You have a duty to amuse yourself, others can fend for themselves "Sometimes the things that amuse me are bad things though. Like, people falling over and stuff. | |||
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"I’ll tell you a what’s not at all funny… this interesting new chick around the forum that looks delicious has her age filter set to rule out people only 2 years older than her!!! I had a fresh Dick/ vag pic all lined up especially too. Oh well… I’ll just send it Nell Gwynn instead, she loves dick/ vag. Omg who 👀 " Me  | |||
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"If it’s funny to you OP, then that’s all good. You have a duty to amuse yourself, others can fend for themselves
Sometimes the things that amuse me are bad things though. Like, people falling over and stuff. "Watching someone walk into a lamppost whilst looking elsewhere will never cease to make me chuckle | |||
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"If it’s funny to you OP, then that’s all good. You have a duty to amuse yourself, others can fend for themselves
Sometimes the things that amuse me are bad things though. Like, people falling over and stuff.
Watching someone walk into a lamppost whilst looking elsewhere will never cease to make me chuckle "You should talk to Sensuallover. You've got things in common 😂 | |||
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"If it’s funny to you OP, then that’s all good. You have a duty to amuse yourself, others can fend for themselves
Sometimes the things that amuse me are bad things though. Like, people falling over and stuff.
Watching someone walk into a lamppost whilst looking elsewhere will never cease to make me chuckle
You should talk to Sensuallover. You've got things in common 😂 "😂😂😂 It is admittedly a common mishap in my line of derived humour… ….Whilst busy laughing at one lamppost I invariably walk into another ☹️ Some might say divine intervention; I blame the local planning council however for their awkward positioning of the things… | |||
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"No one get my humor and it's usually ignored...... .............wait and see. " Who said that? 😶 (Just kidding, obvs. You are of course welcome to join the brigade of sillies. We meet every Wednesday and we always wear pink.) | |||
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"Well...sometimes the line between being a comedian and being a juvenile ignorant prick is very thin How thin? I need specifics." 0.05 millimetres... | |||
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"Well...sometimes the line between being a comedian and being a juvenile ignorant prick is very thin " I dance on that line like some kind of puerile Rudolph Nuyev, flicking the Vs and blowing raspberries. | |||
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"Well...sometimes the line between being a comedian and being a juvenile ignorant prick is very thin How thin? I need specifics. 0.05 millimetres..." Give it to me in inches, daddy | |||
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"I am just not funny. That's what is funny about me. "True | |||
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"Definitely a curse 😅 Only this morning chatting to a fab friend and being polite both asked how the parents were... my response being "stealing oxygen and testing as ever" which the former tbh, is obviously just fact but, it took a little back tracking to reassure that I wasn't being entirely mean and only ever meant tongue in cheek. Oops It can be a lonely place, where no one else gets it and tis just I chucking to myself in my head" I can't relate to people who don't talk about their parents this way 😂 | |||
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"Sometimes on here I feel like Jimmy Tarbuck playing to an empty auditorium! I think I’m tongue in cheek but often folk take me seriously and think I’m just daft. That or I’m just not funny! Still, it keeps folk on their toes. 🤦🏻♀️" I'll clap for you | |||
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"I am just not funny. That's what is funny about me. "A win's a win | |||
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"Humour isn’t allowed here." Neither are standards (allegedly) | |||
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"Humour isn’t allowed here. Neither are standards (allegedly) " I don’t have any so I wouldn’t know. | |||
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"Humour isn’t allowed here. Neither are standards (allegedly) I don’t have any so I wouldn’t know." Oh stop. I bet those thighs get you 8s and above on a bad day | |||
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"Humour isn’t allowed here. Neither are standards (allegedly) I don’t have any so I wouldn’t know. Oh stop. I bet those thighs get you 8s and above on a bad day "With no standards they’re all 10s | |||
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"Well I'm not funny, at least based on few people ever laughing at my jokes - and those that do are probably laughing at me, so perhaps I am funny but not in the way I intended. Who can tell "Eh, it all counts in my book | |||
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"Humour isn’t allowed here. Neither are standards (allegedly) I don’t have any so I wouldn’t know. Oh stop. I bet those thighs get you 8s and above on a bad day
With no standards they’re all 10s "Words to live by | |||
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"My sense of humour is so dry that even I don't know if I'm taking the piss or not." Goals ✨ | |||
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"A lot of people that think they're funny, just aren't. " I think my humour comes from contempt so works for me | |||
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