FabSwingers.com forum: Phrases you can use in the bedroom and the kitchen

By *iker Jack OP Man
2 days ago

Wolverhampton

Phrases you can use in the bedroom and the kitchen…

Shall we start with nibbles and see how we get on?

Don’t touch that it’s a hot point

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
2 days ago

St Leonards

"I know it's a bit gloopy and sticky Nicky, but if you just wiggle your fingers around a bit you'll probably unblock the hole".

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By *atyric0nMan
2 days ago

Ipswich

"get a sausage in there" (cit.)

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By *r John WickMan
2 days ago

The Continental

Let’s fill the dishwasher.

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By *oonbath89Man
2 days ago

radstock

Make sure you grease it up before you stick it in or it will be to dry

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

S. Herts

Beat it until it’s stiff.

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By *immyinreadingMan
2 days ago

henley on thames

Get that down you

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By *immyinreadingMan
2 days ago

henley on thames

For what we are about to receive …

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By *iker Jack OP Man
2 days ago

Wolverhampton

It’s pronounced “cumin” isn’t it?

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By *rthur30Man
2 days ago

Warrington

Bring to a gentle simmer. Or a rolling boil.

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By *oveseams69Man
2 days ago

durham

Add spice

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

S. Herts

"It’s pronounced “cumin” isn’t it?"

clever

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By *moothdickMan
2 days ago

stoke

Goes in soft and comes out hard

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By *rthur30Man
2 days ago

Warrington

Oh dear! A soggy bottom.

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By *cott73Man
2 days ago

brighton

Put your Marigolds on and get to work...

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 days ago

Newport

Please sir can I have some more x

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By *relanddirectMan
2 days ago

cheshire

Fuuuck that’s hot

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
2 days ago

cardiff

Tastes a bit salty

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By *irty-pairCouple
2 days ago

South Essex

Shall I put my meat in now? I prefer it slightly moist and tender

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By *rthur30Man
2 days ago

Warrington

Leave it in a warm place and wait for it to rise. It should at least double in volume.

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By *irty-pairCouple
2 days ago

South Essex

Pass me the egg whisk, I need to give this a good beating

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By *ravelling ChappieMan
2 days ago

Stroud

Do you want cream on it?

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By *inja 636Man
2 days ago

Grays

Do you want seconds

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 days ago

Newport

Get your pinny on and whip it x

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By *rogressivepairCouple
2 days ago

Derby

It tastes just like your mums!

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By *rthur30Man
2 days ago

Warrington

"It tastes just like your mums!"

Very naughty but funny!

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By *iker Jack OP Man
2 days ago

Wolverhampton

Is it normally this dry/wet/moist? 🤣

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By *ackformore100Man
2 days ago

Tin town

That's ruined it

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By *ister1Man
2 days ago

north west

I think we need a bigger boat

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
2 days ago

Around the Midlands

"Add spice"

Add what now? 🤣🤣

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
2 days ago

Around the Midlands

You have to turn it on first

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By *ackformore100Man
2 days ago

Tin town

Filled to the brim

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By *eeper ThanMan
2 days ago

Dartford

Stick it in see if it comes out clean

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By *nkedguy777Man
2 days ago

Manchester

That's so nice,I could eat that all day

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By *kegsukMan
2 days ago

Christchurch

Would you like another portion grandma ?

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By *cott73Man
2 days ago

brighton

Pop it in for 20 mins...

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By *ornucopiaMan
2 days ago

Bexley

[Removed by poster at 17/09/24 08:54:22]

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By *ornucopiaMan
2 days ago

Bexley

"It’s pronounced “cumin” isn’t it?

clever "

.. and quiche is not pronounced 'quicky'

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By *arried.man.for.kinkMan
2 days ago

Well that tastes like shit!

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By *stwo60Couple
2 days ago

Hampshire

Use the tea towel holder

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By *upersonic SamMan
2 days ago

wigan

It’s very fragrant.

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By *abluesbabyMan
2 days ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Want to lick it before it gets washed?"

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By *empest2KMan
2 days ago

Derby

“I love a good stuffing!” 🤣

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By *cotish_GentMan
2 days ago

Gloucester

Are you going to eat that

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By *iker Jack OP Man
2 days ago

Wolverhampton

Do you want a quick taster

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By *mf123Man
2 days ago

with one foot out the door

Stop leaving the window open you keep letting pigeons in

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By *ir tootusMan
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

Why is there cheese in my sausage??

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By *B69Woman
2 days ago

Wiltshire

Just one more lick

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
2 days ago

Next Door

1 sausage or 2 or 3

😇

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By *iker Jack OP Man
2 days ago

Wolverhampton

Do you want 2 or 4 fingers (Kit Kat of course)

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By *appyGoLuckyFunMan
2 days ago

Kidderminster

Pass the coconut oil

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By *eabellsWoman
2 days ago

bristol

That was so delicious, cant wait to come again!

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By *immyinreadingMan
2 days ago

henley on thames

Looked easier in the video …

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By *iker Jack OP Man
2 days ago

Wolverhampton

Does that smell “off” to you?

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By *eliusMan
2 days ago

Henlow

Give it 5 mins and then turn over..

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By *atboynogymMan
2 days ago

kettering

Fancy a roast

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By *eedsmale36Man
2 days ago

Leeds

Hold the cucumber with both hands !

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By *immyinreadingMan
2 days ago

henley on thames

Open wide!

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By *lex CoxMan
2 days ago

Porth

Get stuck in! It won't last long.

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By *ackformore100Man
2 days ago

Tin town

Season it well and add a splash of olive oil

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By *olfandtazCouple
2 days ago

Bristol

I could eat that again!

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By *weetkitten65Woman
2 days ago

Halifax

Mmmmmmmmmmm this is tasty 😋

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By *unter_6969Man
2 days ago

Beverley

Christ what’s that smell? Hand me my gloves, I’ll see if I can reach…..

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By *ongJohnSilva08Man
2 days ago

Right up your street

That needs washing

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
2 days ago

Debauchery

Pass the garlic mincer 😳🏃🏻‍♂️💨

Hades

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By *ornycougaWoman
2 days ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Can I lick the bowl out?

That's one hell of a juicy bird

Beat it harder... It needs to be really stiff

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By *ansoffateMan
2 days ago

Sagittarius A

How do you like your meat, shredded or tenderised?

Would you like another slice?

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By *lynJMan
2 days ago

Morden

That's a big chopper

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By *weetkitten65Woman
2 days ago

Halifax

Breast? or leg?..

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
2 days ago

Newham

More please.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
2 days ago

Sherwood Forest

Get it all up in there

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By *weetkitten65Woman
2 days ago

Halifax

"More please."

Seconds?

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By *WANDTGCouple
2 days ago

Borough of Greenwich

Nice Buns

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By *orkcpl4funCouple
2 days ago

yorkshire

Make sure you clean up your mess!!

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By *ackformore100Man
2 days ago

Tin town

Don't put all that in and spoil it

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By *weetkitten65Woman
2 days ago

Halifax

Has it risen yet??

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
2 days ago

Sherwood Forest

Leave the meat to rest for 10/15 mins

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By *tephanjMan
2 days ago

Kettering

Where do you put the baked beans?

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
2 days ago

South west

Is it in yet?

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By *orksRockerMan
2 days ago

Bradford

Add a knob of butter with that?

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
2 days ago

Solihull

Let it whip

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By *elix SightedMan
2 days ago

Cloud 8

Oh. It never looks as good as it did in the packet, does it.

FFS, it’s gone all up the wall.

You need to cover that before putting it in.

Well it tastes better than it looks.

Oh crikey, are you cooking fish?

That reminds me, we’re out of chocolate chips.

My God that’s cheesy

Too much yeast again darling.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
2 days ago

Solihull

That fish needs searing …

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By *usybusygirlWoman
2 days ago

Birmingham

Hell, that is so good

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By *orny PTMan
2 days ago

Peterborough

Fancy a sausage?

I need to eat that, right now

Special sauce, coming up

Seconds, anyone?

Please Sir (Madam) can I have some more?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
2 days ago

Southampton

That's hot

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By *8on33Man
2 days ago

winfrith

It's cold in here .

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By *ackformore100Man
2 days ago

Tin town

That's a bit too salty / fishy / sticky /

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By *weetkitten65Woman
2 days ago

Halifax

Let's put the cream in.

Stuffing anyone?.

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By *ickie76XXXMan
2 days ago

dartford

I fancy dressing.

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By *orny PTMan
2 days ago

Peterborough

Finger-lickin'

Breast or thigh?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
2 days ago

IPSWICH

Would you like a large portion?

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By *orny PTMan
2 days ago

Peterborough

Do you have a nut allergy?

Have you had your oats lately?

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By *undee2Man
1 day ago

Dundee

A bun in the oven

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
1 day ago

Wirral.

Shall we try courgette next time?

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By *agatoXXXMan
1 day ago

North Haverbrook

Does this meat smell off to you?

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By *arl192021Man
1 day ago

Northumberland

Quick.. Get the kitchen roll!

The juices are dripping allover

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By *AD1Man
1 day ago

East London

Someone’s had beans for breakfast again

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By *aughtynorthern1Man
1 day ago

Carlisle

One to avoid - "slice me some carrot"!

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By *orkie70Man
1 day ago

Wakefield

Anyone for spotted dick

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By *orny PTMan
24 hours ago

Peterborough

Where's the cucumber?

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By *heIndianladynEnglishguyCouple
24 hours ago

gornal

Fuck the water is hot

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By *lex CoxMan
20 hours ago

Porth

No need to gobble it all in one go.

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By *atyric0nMan
20 hours ago

Ipswich

You need way more garlic in there.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
20 hours ago

S. Herts

Great. I’ve stuffed it, now my hand’s stuck.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
20 hours ago

Essex

Get out.

I don’t want any help.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
20 hours ago

Essex

Portion sizes are just getting smaller and smaller

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
20 hours ago

Bristol

White meat, or dark?

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By *orny PTMan
19 hours ago

Peterborough

Meat and two veg?

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