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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

can i open one of my pressies then???? in 40 minutes time? can i ? can i????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can i open one of my pressies then???? in 40 minutes time? can i ? can i????"

We always open one on Christmas eve its a tradition xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"can i open one of my pressies then???? in 40 minutes time? can i ? can i????

We always open one on Christmas eve its a tradition xx

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ooooooh that mean i can ?

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over a year ago

"can i open one of my pressies then???? in 40 minutes time? can i ? can i????

We always open one on Christmas eve its a tradition xx

ooooooh that mean i can ? "

Well im dressed as santa so yes go for it girl xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"can i open one of my pressies then???? in 40 minutes time? can i ? can i????

We always open one on Christmas eve its a tradition xx

ooooooh that mean i can ?

Well im dressed as santa so yes go for it girl xx

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fankoo mmmwah xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ya have ta sit on santas face while ya opens it though its a tradition xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

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I am soooo exited x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ya have ta sit on santas face while ya opens it though its a tradition xx

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oh i couldnt possibly do that to santa!!! its just plain wrong...isnt it?????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am soooo exited x x"
im about to lose control and i think i like it????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ya have ta sit on santas face while ya opens it though its a tradition xx

oh i couldnt possibly do that to santa!!! its just plain wrong...isnt it?????

No xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

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"I am soooo exited x xim about to lose control and i think i like it????"

haha you DO make me giggle

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am soooo exited x xim about to lose control and i think i like it????

haha you DO make me giggle"
meow baby!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ya have ta sit on santas face while ya opens it though its a tradition xx

oh i couldnt possibly do that to santa!!! its just plain wrong...isnt it?????

No xx

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well i know all about kissing santa claus but not sitting on his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i open one of my pressies then???? in 40 minutes time? can i ? can i????

We always open one on Christmas eve its a tradition xx

ooooooh that mean i can ? "

Its the rules you have to open a prezzie on Christmas Eve - helps the excitement grow

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

TWENTY MINITUES TO SANTA xxxx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

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Am I a christmas Eve x????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Am I a christmas Eve x????

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av ya got tinsel on ya and baubles???

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"TWENTY MINITUES TO SANTA xxxx

You are ALL mad!

I've still got the flu but managed to get Jasons pressie wrapped by the shop but he had to pick it up!! (oooppsss)

Unless santa is gonna cum and shag the flu out of me....... he can bloody well bog off.

I don't even have christmas dinner to look forward to........

Jason's insisting we are going to Curry Mile in Birmingham tomorrow for dinner! (just like last year)

bollox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Unless santa is gonna cum and shag the flu out of me....... he can bloody well bog off.

Ho ho ho im on me way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A curry on xmas day.........

heatherns

And heres me cant even eat one if i had one to eat.

kin great for me diet though

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"Am I a christmas Eve x????

av ya got tinsel on ya and baubles???"

I have glitter and spunk from a pair of balls....does that count?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Unless santa is gonna cum and shag the flu out of me....... he can bloody well bog off.

Ho ho ho im on me way xx

take ya fecking socks off this time!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lol ive just been told i cant open any of my presents until the morning now for laughing pmsl

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"A curry on xmas day.........

heatherns

And heres me cant even eat one if i had one to eat.

kin great for me diet though

Jason is the heathen........ or as we call them in Cheltenham....... fecking arses!

I can see a divorce on the cards cus he's all Ho fucking Ho and Merry fucking Christmas......

Me needs a new man with the ability to spoil me rotten at Christmas......

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over a year ago

Unless santa is gonna cum and shag the flu out of me....... he can bloody well bog off.

Ho ho ho im on me way xx

take ya fecking socks off this time!

Fussy or what

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Am I a christmas Eve x????

av ya got tinsel on ya and baubles???

I have glitter and spunk from a pair of balls....does that count?"
thatll do.....christmas eve mmmmmwah xxxxxxxxxx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"lol ive just been told i cant open any of my presents until the morning now for laughing pmsl"

Just who is the master in YOUR house?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Unless santa is gonna cum and shag the flu out of me....... he can bloody well bog off.

Ho ho ho im on me way xx

take ya fecking socks off this time!

Fussy or what

Have you seen his socks?

Rather disturbing and enough to put the sanest person into therapy for 20 years!

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over a year ago

Unless santa is gonna cum and shag the flu out of me....... he can bloody well bog off.

Ho ho ho im on me way xx

take ya fecking socks off this time!

Fussy or what

Have you seen his socks?

Rather disturbing and enough to put the sanest person into therapy for 20 years!

Sane? Where??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"lol ive just been told i cant open any of my presents until the morning now for laughing pmsl

Just who is the master in YOUR house?

MY house got took over the day callum arrived, im just allowed to sleep here lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Unless santa is gonna cum and shag the flu out of me....... he can bloody well bog off.

Ho ho ho im on me way xx

take ya fecking socks off this time!

Fussy or what

Have you seen his socks?

Rather disturbing and enough to put the sanest person into therapy for 20 years!

Sane? Where??

Now you've got me........ eeerrrrr

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Unless santa is gonna cum and shag the flu out of me....... he can bloody well bog off.

Ho ho ho im on me way xx

take ya fecking socks off this time!

Fussy or what

Have you seen his socks?

Rather disturbing and enough to put the sanest person into therapy for 20 years!

Sane? Where??

They must be with the three wise men and a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fussy or what

Have you seen his socks?

Rather disturbing and enough to put the sanest person into therapy for 20 years!

Sane? Where??

Now you've got me........ eeerrrrr"

Wasn't hard, your obviously a girl

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"lol ive just been told i cant open any of my presents until the morning now for laughing pmsl

Just who is the master in YOUR house?

MY house got took over the day callum arrived, im just allowed to sleep here lol"

You need to slap that attitude right out of him........... or bribe him!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Fussy or what

Have you seen his socks?

Rather disturbing and enough to put the sanest person into therapy for 20 years!

Sane? Where??

Now you've got me........ eeerrrrr

Wasn't hard, your obviously a girl

Ooohhh, fighting talk from a Doris!

You are in trouble when I'm better!

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over a year ago

Fussy or what

Have you seen his socks?

Rather disturbing and enough to put the sanest person into therapy for 20 years!

Sane? Where??

Now you've got me........ eeerrrrr

Wasn't hard, your obviously a girl

Ooohhh, fighting talk from a Doris!

You are in trouble when I'm better!

Better, than whom?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"lol ive just been told i cant open any of my presents until the morning now for laughing pmsl

Just who is the master in YOUR house?

MY house got took over the day callum arrived, im just allowed to sleep here lol

You need to slap that attitude right out of him........... or bribe him!

He he, or i could threaten him and tell him my friend maddie is coming to see him. That will do it

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"lol ive just been told i cant open any of my presents until the morning now for laughing pmsl

Just who is the master in YOUR house?

MY house got took over the day callum arrived, im just allowed to sleep here lol

You need to slap that attitude right out of him........... or bribe him!

He he, or i could threaten him and tell him my friend maddie is coming to see him. That will do it"

Can you afford private therapy for the boy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

10 MINUTES TO SANTA XX

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

He's been !

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

he came early???? typical!!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"He's been !"

So we are all getting your sloppy seconds again then eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he came early???? typical!!!"

A man can never come early its always just on time I find

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lmao

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

iF santa has not been, who put all these pressies under my tree? confused here

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Wait till he lands on the roof!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Anyway who says santa is a man. might be a woman you know!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"iF santa has not been, who put all these pressies under my tree? confused here "

Ah but unless he comes and sprinkles his magic dust on them they turn to sand when you open them.

Thought everyone knew that !

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anyway who says santa is a man. might be a woman you know!!"
with an outfit like that ????? bollox!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ITS CHRISTMAS AND SANTAS HERE HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A BRILL NEW YEAR TO YA ALL XXXXXX

CRAIG AND LESLEY XXX

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Right im of to let him open a present nightxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas One and all x

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

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"iF santa has not been, who put all these pressies under my tree? confused here

Ah but unless he comes and sprinkles his magic dust on them they turn to sand when you open them.

Thought everyone knew that !

I'm such a dumbass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my daughter has just gone to bed, my son is in the pub, so I guess its almost time for Santa to arrive.

God I used to dread them waking when I did the stockings bit when they were little, was always a sigh of relief to get back out of the bedroom lol.

xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

HAPPY KISSMAS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas hugs for all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Merry xmas all but leve your pressies till the morning! No peeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santas just emptied his sacks WHOOP WHOOP Happy Christmas everyone xxxxxxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Merry xmas all but leve your pressies till the morning! No peeping

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CRAIG SAID I COULD OPEN ONE!!!!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Santa's Cumming....woohoo....

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over a year ago

"Merry xmas all but leve your pressies till the morning! No peeping

CRAIG SAID I COULD OPEN ONE!!!!

But only a little one, got to leave the big ones till the morning !!! x

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

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merry christmas x xx

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over a year ago

"Merry xmas all but leve your pressies till the morning! No peeping

CRAIG SAID I COULD OPEN ONE!!!!

But only a little one, got to leave the big ones till the morning !!! x

Oppps again

I opened mine before hubby had a chance to wrap it sbout 3 weeks ago and been using it ever since - now all I got to open in the morning is some nail varnishes

Hubby loved the DVD I gave him already and the kids loved their PC (oldest) and TV DVD player (youngest) that they got on Christmas Eve

And more to the point the kids left the rest of the prezzies alone - good thing to

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TWENTY MINITUES TO SANTA xxxx

You are ALL mad!

I've still got the flu but managed to get Jasons pressie wrapped by the shop but he had to pick it up!! (oooppsss)

Unless santa is gonna cum and shag the flu out of me....... he can bloody well bog off.

I don't even have christmas dinner to look forward to........

Jason's insisting we are going to Curry Mile in Birmingham tomorrow for dinner! (just like last year)

bollox

no turkey what r you at least having turkey curry.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

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"Merry xmas all but leve your pressies till the morning! No peeping

CRAIG SAID I COULD OPEN ONE!!!!

But only a little one, got to leave the big ones till the morning !!! x

Hey Raz...I can't believe you have the cheek to say this...knowing the way you behave with christmas presents....this lady can't even wait until she gets home to peek at her pressies...she opens them in the chuffin car...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TWENTY MINITUES TO SANTA xxxx

You are ALL mad!

I've still got the flu but managed to get Jasons pressie wrapped by the shop but he had to pick it up!! (oooppsss)

Unless santa is gonna cum and shag the flu out of me....... he can bloody well bog off.

I don't even have christmas dinner to look forward to........

Jason's insisting we are going to Curry Mile in Birmingham tomorrow for dinner! (just like last year)

bollox

Some hot and spicy food would help to clear your blocked nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed this thread as I was dragged upstairs to bed by Mr Hot Date, so yes, I had my Christmas pressie earlier this morning!

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