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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.

I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary?

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands


"Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.

I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary?

Sent by iPhone "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.

I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary?

Sent by iPhone "

😂😂😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.

I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary? "

It's absolutley true😈

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Yes

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.

I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary?

Sent by iPhone "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Eeee….I’m an iPhone user.

….and shit in bed.

Science is great 👍🏻😜

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By *r lotharioMan
47 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

android will bend a bit, apple will just break, bit like some of the people on here hahahaha

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Eeee….I’m an iPhone user.

….and shit in bed.

Science is great 👍🏻😜"

Are you Siri-ous? 🤔

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By *ensuallover1000Man
47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Eeee….I’m an iPhone user.

….and shit in bed.

Science is great 👍🏻😜

Are you Siri-ous? 🤔"

🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I have IOS for my phone and android for work

Now that just makes me confused 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I found my best lover was a Nokia 3310 owner.

Coincidentally this was when I owned a Nokia 3310 ….

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I have IOS for my phone and android for work

Now that just makes me confused 🤣"

This is quite bamboozling! 😵‍💫

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Android user here. Ask my exes and my veris?

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By *injaprincessWoman
47 weeks ago

herehere

Sent from my iPhone 📲

I’ll let you judge Nero

🫦💜

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
47 weeks ago

North West

I have an android so it must be true 💯😂

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"I found my best lover was a Nokia 3310 owner.

Coincidentally this was when I owned a Nokia 3310 …."

Now if this had been posted by a bloke I would assume he was boasting about his left hand!

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By *eliWoman
47 weeks ago

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I'd say yes but some of the owners up there make me think... it might not be true.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Of course it's true.

‐----------‐

Sent from Outlook for Android

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I'll only talk to Samsung users but I've recently been enthused by a Google pixel.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
47 weeks ago

North West


"I'd say yes but some of the owners up there make me think... it might not be true.

"

Meli! 😱🥺

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By *ynecplCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

As I have an android phone it must be true

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I'm going to buck the trend as a rubbish lover and android user.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

The science is real. Android users are used to a lot of effort to get their phones to do anything. If you can find settings on an android you can (probably) find a clit.

Apple users are such pillow princesses. It’s all so easy to use. We get used to making no effort.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
47 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Years ago I used to own a Blackberry.

Jeez - That was one piece of crap!

Incidentally, I became even worse at the sex whilst owning it to….. 😕

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I found my best lover was a Nokia 3310 owner.

Coincidentally this was when I owned a Nokia 3310 …."

I'm certain plenty of men look at your profile Misty and Nok' one out. 😈

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"I have IOS for my phone and android for work

Now that just makes me confused 🤣"

You're just a better shag during work hours, obviously

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By *nnCeeWoman
47 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

ALEXA : Find me more statistics on this.

(I have a Samsung, for what it's worth and no complaints so far )

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"I found my best lover was a Nokia 3310 owner.

Coincidentally this was when I owned a Nokia 3310 ….

Now if this had been posted by a bloke I would assume he was boasting about his left hand! "

The theory holds true regardless of gender

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"The science is real. Android users are used to a lot of effort to get their phones to do anything. If you can find settings on an android you can (probably) find a clit.

Apple users are such pillow princesses. It’s all so easy to use. We get used to making no effort. "

This is a fascinating summation, GuD.

🤖 versus 🍏

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I need to buy an iphone

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By *injaprincessWoman
47 weeks ago

herehere


"The science is real. Android users are used to a lot of effort to get their phones to do anything. If you can find settings on an android you can (probably) find a clit.

Apple users are such pillow princesses. It’s all so easy to use. We get used to making no effort.

This is a fascinating summation, GuD.

🤖 versus 🍏"

Oh dear I’m such a pillow princess 👸

🫦💜

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I need to buy an iphone"

Have you come into money, JÅG, if you can afford an iPhone? 😉

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By *irthandgirthMan
47 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.

I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary? "

Well (pushes glasses up nose). There could be something in it.

Android devices tend to be well ahead on updates and cutting edge tech, amd users are more open to exploring differing options and finding models that best suit their needs, and are willing to adapt if their needs change as they grow and mature.

Apple users will remain loyal to one brand regardless of innovations elsewhere, this could be taken that they are unwilling to step outside of a small comfort zone and even when upgrading, stick to something almost identical to the last model, and are apt to run to the fastest shiny version of the same thing.

It's science (Bro, TM., 2024)

References

Bro, Trust Me. (Mobile Phone Brands and their association with sexual prowess.) Published on fabswingers forum 202387657789098653. 13 Sept 24 Doi: 6969696969

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By *nickeringWoman
47 weeks ago

Coleshill

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yea what he says

(delivered off Android phone)

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Last weekend I was listening to a radio debate on some obscure station, Radio Equatorial Guinea FM 📡, and the broadcasters were opining that people with Android smartphones make for better lovers than those with iOS (Apple) devices.

I'm not sure how on Earth they came to this conclusion but is there some truth in this rather quirky quandary?

Well (pushes glasses up nose). There could be something in it.

Android devices tend to be well ahead on updates and cutting edge tech, amd users are more open to exploring differing options and finding models that best suit their needs, and are willing to adapt if their needs change as they grow and mature.

Apple users will remain loyal to one brand regardless of innovations elsewhere, this could be taken that they are unwilling to step outside of a small comfort zone and even when upgrading, stick to something almost identical to the last model, and are apt to run to the fastest shiny version of the same thing.

It's science (Bro, TM., 2024)

References

Bro, Trust Me. (Mobile Phone Brands and their association with sexual prowess.) Published on fabswingers forum 202387657789098653. 13 Sept 24 Doi: 6969696969"

You scienced the shit out of that

Hats off 😁

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By *ansoffateMan
47 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Apple is style over substance, all IT professionals know this.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
47 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I use my phone more often than I have sex. No way I’m putting up with an Android or whatever.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"I use my phone more often than I have sex. No way I’m putting up with an Android or whatever."

So ManTart™ likes his Apple™ Tart? 🥧

😉

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By *ife NinjaMan
47 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Plainly. We can choose our own ringtones and create them

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"I need to buy an iphone

Have you come into money, JÅG, if you can afford an iPhone? 😉"

It's just a few hours wages Nero.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Covent Garden

She's a city slicker $$$ ... ... ^

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By *nnCeeWoman
47 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I need to buy an iphone

Have you come into money, JÅG, if you can afford an iPhone? 😉

It's just a few hours wages Nero."

*looks to see what Raven does for a living and to see if she can somehow wangle a job doing the same thing*

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