FabSwingers.com forum: These mushrooms need using up

By *he Silver Fux OP Man
11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

…so it’s Boscaiola tonight.

I’m chugging Pinot Grigio straight from the bottle because it’s an ingredient and I’m Chef.

What’s going down for dinner tonight champignons?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It will be coming straight back up if there’s mushrooms in my food.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts

If no one says cock/pussy on here I’m gonna feel very let down by fab. Sayin.

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11 weeks ago

"If no one says cock/pussy on here I’m gonna feel very let down by fab. Sayin. "

That's surely for dessert?

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By *jk1978Couple
11 weeks ago

Cheshire

Let’s hope there magic mushrooms lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"If no one says cock/pussy on here I’m gonna feel very let down by fab. Sayin. "

I'm sorry.

Tonight is slow cooker curry on toast.

But it has been cock twice this week. Which ain't bad going for day 3 💜

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts

"If no one says cock/pussy on here I’m gonna feel very let down by fab. Sayin.

That's surely for dessert?"

I didn’t mention ass.

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
11 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"Let’s hope there magic mushrooms lol

They’re not magic… they’re a bit… mature

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By *nesCouple
11 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Most middle class OP I’ve ever read 👌🏻

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts

"If no one says cock/pussy on here I’m gonna feel very let down by fab. Sayin.

I'm sorry.

Tonight is slow cooker curry on toast.

But it has been cock twice this week. Which ain't bad going for day 3 💜"

Curry on toast. Pretty you are a genius.

🍛

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"If no one says cock/pussy on here I’m gonna feel very let down by fab. Sayin.

That's surely for dessert?

I didn’t mention ass. "

A very good point.

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
11 weeks ago

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"If no one says cock/pussy on here I’m gonna feel very let down by fab. Sayin.

I'm sorry.

Tonight is slow cooker curry on toast.

But it has been cock twice this week. Which ain't bad going for day 3 💜"

What wine do your pair with cock then? Or your Curry en croute?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"If no one says cock/pussy on here I’m gonna feel very let down by fab. Sayin.

I'm sorry.

Tonight is slow cooker curry on toast.

But it has been cock twice this week. Which ain't bad going for day 3 💜

Curry on toast. Pretty you are a genius.

🍛"

I didn't have microwave rice in, real rice is a lot of faff when I've already had the curry going all day. And Raven's bread thread decided for me that toast was the best option 💜

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
11 weeks ago

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"Most middle class OP I’ve ever read 👌🏻 "

At least I have class

Fuck jar sauce!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"If no one says cock/pussy on here I’m gonna feel very let down by fab. Sayin.

I'm sorry.

Tonight is slow cooker curry on toast.

But it has been cock twice this week. Which ain't bad going for day 3 💜

What wine do your pair with cock then? Or your Curry en croute?"

I don't like wine.

I find cocks provide their own lubrication.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Herts

"If no one says cock/pussy on here I’m gonna feel very let down by fab. Sayin.

I'm sorry.

Tonight is slow cooker curry on toast.

But it has been cock twice this week. Which ain't bad going for day 3 💜

Curry on toast. Pretty you are a genius.

🍛

I didn't have microwave rice in, real rice is a lot of faff when I've already had the curry going all day. And Raven's bread thread decided for me that toast was the best option 💜"

Regular sliced ‘Toast of the People’ or bourgeoise sourdough?

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I'd have gone for risotto. 🍚

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By *eliWoman
11 weeks ago

Hot honey griddled halloumi with lambs lettuce in a warm ciabatta roll. Too tired to cook cook for myself.

I'm mainly commenting so your thread gets filled and you feel like a forum elite, OP. You can do it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"If no one says cock/pussy on here I’m gonna feel very let down by fab. Sayin.

I'm sorry.

Tonight is slow cooker curry on toast.

But it has been cock twice this week. Which ain't bad going for day 3 💜

Curry on toast. Pretty you are a genius.

🍛

I didn't have microwave rice in, real rice is a lot of faff when I've already had the curry going all day. And Raven's bread thread decided for me that toast was the best option 💜

Regular sliced ‘Toast of the People’ or bourgeoise sourdough? "

Thick white poor man's bread. From the freezer.

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By *aia-NyxWoman
11 weeks ago

North East

"…so it’s Boscaiola tonight.

I’m chugging Pinot Grigio straight from the bottle because it’s an ingredient and I’m Chef.

What’s going down for dinner tonight champignons?"

I made some sqid rings. Turns out they were defrosted before i bought them, probably in transport. To say I was gutted was an understatement. Ended up having Smash and eggs with instant chicken gravy

Cant find proper squid here

I was so excited about it. Should have made something that requires wine so I can sip out of the bottle too...

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Chips

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
11 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

American style pancakes, bacon, sausages.

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
11 weeks ago

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"Hot honey griddled halloumi with lambs lettuce in a warm ciabatta roll. Too tired to cook cook for myself.

I'm mainly commenting so your thread gets filled and you feel like a forum elite, OP. You can do it."

Please don’t, I live a simple Fab life, I can’t handle the pressure

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
11 weeks ago

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"…so it’s Boscaiola tonight.

I’m chugging Pinot Grigio straight from the bottle because it’s an ingredient and I’m Chef.

What’s going down for dinner tonight champignons?

I made some sqid rings. Turns out they were defrosted before i bought them, probably in transport. To say I was gutted was an understatement. Ended up having Smash and eggs with instant chicken gravy

Cant find proper squid here

I was so excited about it. Should have made something that requires wine so I can sip out of the bottle too..."

How many hours will you spend on the throne having tasted those squid rings 🤮 💩

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
11 weeks ago

North West

I had porridge. CBA with owt else.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
11 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I’ve just done a magical disappearing act on a half pound cheese burger with salad and relish, chips and a couple of chocolate covered Dunkin Doughnuts, still a bit peckish so I think a cheese and jam sandwich is in order. Phhrrrrt,

, excuse me, better out than in eh.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
11 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Lemon and herb chicken with noodles

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By *aia-NyxWoman
11 weeks ago

North East

"…so it’s Boscaiola tonight.

I’m chugging Pinot Grigio straight from the bottle because it’s an ingredient and I’m Chef.

What’s going down for dinner tonight champignons?

I made some sqid rings. Turns out they were defrosted before i bought them, probably in transport. To say I was gutted was an understatement. Ended up having Smash and eggs with instant chicken gravy

Cant find proper squid here

I was so excited about it. Should have made something that requires wine so I can sip out of the bottle too...

How many hours will you spend on the throne having tasted those squid rings 🤮 💩"

If I ate the lot, probably a lot. However, I'm smarter than those squid rings

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