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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago

hurt. I need someone to hold them. Seeking volunteers. Anyone? No social meets. Just a tit holding meet. Please. Be serious. No time wasters.

The good news, my cunt is on a streak of not being being torn for months now. Read that how you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

I have unusually cold hands, can I still apply?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago

Ffs, I didn’t think this through very well. Keep it to the thread. I don’t need my box rammed with messages. It’s getting filled often enough.

😱🫣😵‍💫😛

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands

What's the pay like?

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By *r lotharioMan
18 weeks ago

playa del ingles

my hands are too old, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"What's the pay like?"

For you Willy, it’s good money but I am a fussy cow and require proper holding or else forget getting paid!

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By *hilloutMan
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I don't meet the criteria but wish the best of luck with your search Op

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"I have unusually cold hands, can I still apply?"

Cold hands. Cold heart. Nah. I’m good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"I don't meet the criteria but wish the best of luck with your search Op "

Excuse you?!

I have a bone to pick with you…

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By *r TriomanMan
18 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands


"What's the pay like?

For you Willy, it’s good money but I am a fussy cow and require proper holding or else forget getting paid! "

Hmmmm, this already sounds like a difficult pair to work with

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By *r TriomanMan
18 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

They look really heavy OP, I'm happy to to support that load for you so long as you don't mind me using a block and tackle? No, that's not a euphemism... or is

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By *rafter69Man
18 weeks ago

upminster

Would love a tit holding meet

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By *hunky GentMan
18 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"hurt. I need someone to hold them. Seeking volunteers. Anyone? No social meets. Just a tit holding meet. Please. Be serious. No time wasters.

The good news, my cunt is on a streak of not being being torn for months now. Read that how you want. "

OP- you're in lucky. By a strange coincidence I have 2 hands - one for each tit.

As for your cunt - you have a choice: tongue or cock. My cock isn't huge so you won't get torn.

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By *imples24Man
18 weeks ago

tamworth

I’ve always been very supportive count me in 🤪

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By *d12341000Man
18 weeks ago

epsom

Always happy to help a girl in need

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By *electableicecreamMan
18 weeks ago

The West

My hand bra game is on point. Think hands that lovingly shape pottery with the physical poise of a tango dancer.

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By *avid for comfortMan
18 weeks ago

belfast

I've big hands to hold them. Cold hands warm heart.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
18 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds


"hurt. I need someone to hold them. Seeking volunteers. Anyone? No social meets. Just a tit holding meet. Please. Be serious. No time wasters.

The good news, my cunt is on a streak of not being being torn for months now. Read that how you want. "

Luckily for you I've got big hands and need something to hold with them , the weightier the better

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By *ersona101Man
18 weeks ago

Letchworth

I run a company called TSS (Tit Scaffold Solutions).

I offer a wide range of support structures made from cast iron to knicker elastic.

I'd be happy to come along and measure you up for a fitting. 😉

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"My hand bra game is on point. Think hands that lovingly shape pottery with the physical poise of a tango dancer."

Hand bra. The mental image is nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"I run a company called TSS (Tit Scaffold Solutions).

I offer a wide range of support structures made from cast iron to knicker elastic.

I'd be happy to come along and measure you up for a fitting. 😉"

Cast iron!?! It would only be optimal if you offered riveting too. A riveted riveting bespoke bra solution.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"hurt. I need someone to hold them. Seeking volunteers. Anyone? No social meets. Just a tit holding meet. Please. Be serious. No time wasters.

The good news, my cunt is on a streak of not being being torn for months now. Read that how you want.

Luckily for you I've got big hands and need something to hold with them , the weightier the better "

I can’t get them on my scales to confirm their mass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Always happy to help a girl in need "

But I’m a lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"hurt. I need someone to hold them. Seeking volunteers. Anyone? No social meets. Just a tit holding meet. Please. Be serious. No time wasters.

The good news, my cunt is on a streak of not being being torn for months now. Read that how you want.

OP- you're in lucky. By a strange coincidence I have 2 hands - one for each tit.

As for your cunt - you have a choice: tongue or cock. My cock isn't huge so you won't get torn. "

m

So generous. Absolutely spoilt.

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By *rsmith21zMan
18 weeks ago

Peterborough

Yes please I'd love to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Would love a tit holding meet"

Sorry to disappoint. This is truly doused with hyperbole.

Apologies.

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands


"Would love a tit holding meet

Sorry to disappoint. This is truly doused with hyperbole.

Apologies. "

Oh🤨

I'm retracting my initial interest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Would love a tit holding meet

Sorry to disappoint. This is truly doused with hyperbole.

Apologies.

Oh🤨

I'm retracting my initial interest."

You called me difficult. You’re the difficult one it seems!

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By *d mirerMan
18 weeks ago

lost

I have previous for tit handling , you might even say I’m an experienced tit handler but it’s fair to warn that I have big rough hard skinned hands .

They do double up to provide tit exfoliation though as an added bonus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"I have previous for tit handling , you might even say I’m an experienced tit handler but it’s fair to warn that I have big rough hard skinned hands .

They do double up to provide tit exfoliation though as an added bonus "

Are they extremely vascular? That’s the most important feature after all.

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By *ansoffateMan
18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I think I could stretch to that.

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands


"Would love a tit holding meet

Sorry to disappoint. This is truly doused with hyperbole.

Apologies.

Oh🤨

I'm retracting my initial interest.

You called me difficult. You’re the difficult one it seems! "

I'm not difficult, I'm ambitious🤓🤗

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Would love a tit holding meet

Sorry to disappoint. This is truly doused with hyperbole.

Apologies.

Oh🤨

I'm retracting my initial interest.

You called me difficult. You’re the difficult one it seems!

I'm not difficult, I'm ambitious🤓🤗"

You’re all over the place. That can’t be a positive in tit holding positions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"I think I could stretch to that."

We can do yoga and you can conveniently hold them in all sorts of positions? Or skip the yoga and just loads of different positions, right?

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By *d mirerMan
18 weeks ago

lost

Oh indeed , they are high on the vascularity scale ! Which is handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Oh indeed , they are high on the vascularity scale ! Which is handy "

Oh, I had a look. You’re not wrong. Nice thighs too.

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By *d mirerMan
18 weeks ago

lost


"Oh indeed , they are high on the vascularity scale ! Which is handy

Oh, I had a look. You’re not wrong. Nice thighs too. "

Well , thank you , my thighs are less handy at tit holding but there is potential for tit balancing .

Just an option

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands


"Would love a tit holding meet

Sorry to disappoint. This is truly doused with hyperbole.

Apologies.

Oh🤨

I'm retracting my initial interest.

You called me difficult. You’re the difficult one it seems!

I'm not difficult, I'm ambitious🤓🤗

You’re all over the place. That can’t be a positive in tit holding positions. "

Good point. I'm also going to need a company car 🚗

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Oh indeed , they are high on the vascularity scale ! Which is handy

Oh, I had a look. You’re not wrong. Nice thighs too.

Well , thank you , my thighs are less handy at tit holding but there is potential for tit balancing .

Just an option "

Upside down tit holding with thighs in the right positions. Are you flexible?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Would love a tit holding meet

Sorry to disappoint. This is truly doused with hyperbole.

Apologies.

Oh🤨

I'm retracting my initial interest.

You called me difficult. You’re the difficult one it seems!

I'm not difficult, I'm ambitious🤓🤗

You’re all over the place. That can’t be a positive in tit holding positions.

Good point. I'm also going to need a company car 🚗 "

Is a folding, hybrid electric bicycle that folds up into a case good enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"hurt. I need someone to hold them. Seeking volunteers. Anyone? No social meets. Just a tit holding meet. Please. Be serious. No time wasters.

The good news, my cunt is on a streak of not being being torn for months now. Read that how you want. "

Unfortunately London may be a little too far for me to help on this one

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By *hunky GentMan
18 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"hurt. I need someone to hold them. Seeking volunteers. Anyone? No social meets. Just a tit holding meet. Please. Be serious. No time wasters.

The good news, my cunt is on a streak of not being being torn for months now. Read that how you want.

OP- you're in lucky. By a strange coincidence I have 2 hands - one for each tit.

As for your cunt - you have a choice: tongue or cock. My cock isn't huge so you won't get torn. m

So generous. Absolutely spoilt. "

I'm full of great ideas.

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands


"Would love a tit holding meet

Sorry to disappoint. This is truly doused with hyperbole.

Apologies.

Oh🤨

I'm retracting my initial interest.

You called me difficult. You’re the difficult one it seems!

I'm not difficult, I'm ambitious🤓🤗

You’re all over the place. That can’t be a positive in tit holding positions.

Good point. I'm also going to need a company car 🚗

Is a folding, hybrid electric bicycle that folds up into a case good enough? "

I couldn't give you an honest answer right now. It's probably best we just do a 1 day trial and go from there.

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By *rankie1983Man
18 weeks ago

Bristol

OP is 1 of the elite on here, endless supply of men to cup those bad boys.

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By *aybickleyMan
18 weeks ago

bromley


"hurt. I need someone to hold them. Seeking volunteers. Anyone? No social meets. Just a tit holding meet. Please. Be serious. No time wasters.

The good news, my cunt is on a streak of not being being torn for months now. Read that how you want. "

I’m in South London if I can help xx

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By *irty-pairCouple
18 weeks ago

Essex


"hurt. I need someone to hold them. Seeking volunteers. Anyone? No social meets. Just a tit holding meet. Please. Be serious. No time wasters.

The good news, my cunt is on a streak of not being being torn for months now. Read that how you want. "

Owner of a pair of lovely warm hands here, and will work for biscuits

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By *d mirerMan
18 weeks ago

lost


"Oh indeed , they are high on the vascularity scale ! Which is handy

Oh, I had a look. You’re not wrong. Nice thighs too.

Well , thank you , my thighs are less handy at tit holding but there is potential for tit balancing .

Just an option

Upside down tit holding with thighs in the right positions. Are you flexible? "

Fairly flexible

Three weeks on Tuesday is free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Oh indeed , they are high on the vascularity scale ! Which is handy

Oh, I had a look. You’re not wrong. Nice thighs too.

Well , thank you , my thighs are less handy at tit holding but there is potential for tit balancing .

Just an option

Upside down tit holding with thighs in the right positions. Are you flexible?

Fairly flexible

Three weeks on Tuesday is free "

I mean flexibility as a contortionist!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"OP is 1 of the elite on here, endless supply of men to cup those bad boys. "

You’re elite? I’m a peon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Would love a tit holding meet

Sorry to disappoint. This is truly doused with hyperbole.

Apologies.

Oh🤨

I'm retracting my initial interest.

You called me difficult. You’re the difficult one it seems!

I'm not difficult, I'm ambitious🤓🤗

You’re all over the place. That can’t be a positive in tit holding positions.

Good point. I'm also going to need a company car 🚗

Is a folding, hybrid electric bicycle that folds up into a case good enough?

I couldn't give you an honest answer right now. It's probably best we just do a 1 day trial and go from there."

Willy you’re complicating this easy to fill job!

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By *d mirerMan
18 weeks ago

lost


"Oh indeed , they are high on the vascularity scale ! Which is handy

Oh, I had a look. You’re not wrong. Nice thighs too.

Well , thank you , my thighs are less handy at tit holding but there is potential for tit balancing .

Just an option

Upside down tit holding with thighs in the right positions. Are you flexible?

Fairly flexible

Three weeks on Tuesday is free

I mean flexibility as a contortionist!!! "

They don’t call me the rubber man for nothing !

Although I had pondered whether that was alcohol related 🤔

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
18 weeks ago

La La Land

OP, my hands are free and willing to help support 🙌 I have strong arms and I can support those beauties for hours 💪

Now being a women and having the ability to multi-task, I can support those tits and make sure your cunt is so satisfied she would be purring for days after 😋

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Have you carried out a risk assessment to ensure I wouldn't sprain my wrists?

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By *ansexual guyMan
18 weeks ago

morecambe

i have big hands but too old unfortunately

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By *ools and the brainCouple
18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"hurt. I need someone to hold them. Seeking volunteers. Anyone? No social meets. Just a tit holding meet. Please. Be serious. No time wasters.

The good news, my cunt is on a streak of not being being torn for months now. Read that how you want. "

What are the hours, do I get weekends off, sick pay, holiday allowance,do you mind if I finish early on Fridays?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
18 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Sounds like a top job. I don't know if my hands could deal with the load. They are pretty small on proportion. Not Jeremy Beadle small.

They'd make your boobs look massive, mind.

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By *ansoffateMan
18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I think I could stretch to that.

We can do yoga and you can conveniently hold them in all sorts of positions? Or skip the yoga and just loads of different positions, right? "

The possibilities feel endless. 😊

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By *m3232Man
18 weeks ago

maidenhead


"hurt. I need someone to hold them. Seeking volunteers. Anyone? No social meets. Just a tit holding meet. Please. Be serious. No time wasters.

The good news, my cunt is on a streak of not being being torn for months now. Read that how you want. "

Yes please from me

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By *ffervescentMan
18 weeks ago

winfrith

I would love to take the weight off

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By *itpaul24Man
18 weeks ago

Sevenoaks

Surely the queue to hold those fabulous boobs will be enormous?! Xx

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By *ersona101Man
18 weeks ago

Letchworth


"I run a company called TSS (Tit Scaffold Solutions).

I offer a wide range of support structures made from cast iron to knicker elastic.

I'd be happy to come along and measure you up for a fitting. 😉

Cast iron!?! It would only be optimal if you offered riveting too. A riveted riveting bespoke bra solution. "

Rivets come in a multitude of colours plus glittery ones. The is also the option for smooth or pert!

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
18 weeks ago

Norwich

Is there some kind of deeper meaning or code embedded in this message?

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
18 weeks ago

edinburgh

Happy to lend you my hands to cup those fine breasts mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Is there some kind of deeper meaning or code embedded in this message?"

You must be a newb!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"I run a company called TSS (Tit Scaffold Solutions).

I offer a wide range of support structures made from cast iron to knicker elastic.

I'd be happy to come along and measure you up for a fitting. 😉

Cast iron!?! It would only be optimal if you offered riveting too. A riveted riveting bespoke bra solution.

Rivets come in a multitude of colours plus glittery ones. The is also the option for smooth or pert!"

Here I thought riveting was a lost art.

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By *dam1971Man
18 weeks ago

Bedford

I suppose I could do it, y’know, it’s possible seeing as you asked so nicely.

The trouble is that when giving them a bit of a wiggle I’d want to apply some stick-on googly eyes and that might affect the solemnity of the occasion.

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By *itpaul24Man
18 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"I suppose I could do it, y’know, it’s possible seeing as you asked so nicely.

The trouble is that when giving them a bit of a wiggle I’d want to apply some stick-on googly eyes and that might affect the solemnity of the occasion."

Hmmm so true solemnity is sooooo important on occasions like this!

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
18 weeks ago

Norwich


"Is there some kind of deeper meaning or code embedded in this message?

You must be a newb!

"

Ah, one of those. Ok.

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By *inx000Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester

My hands are nice and warm..could help ease the pain?😏

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By *hunky GentMan
18 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My hands are nice and warm..could help ease the pain?😏"

Can I hold yours as you hold hers then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Happy to lend you my hands to cup those fine breasts mmmmmm"

They are fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"My hands are nice and warm..could help ease the pain?😏"

Thank you l. Warm, nice hands. My volunteer has been sorted. When do you start?

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