FabSwingers.com forum: What role do you play at family gatherings

By *usman 199 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Stockport

Morning everyone .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
24 weeks ago

East Sussex

Organiser usually

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Bohemian black sheep.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
24 weeks ago

East Sussex

And good morning!

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By *irtydevil666Man
24 weeks ago

bristol

The Godfather....

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

The moody d*unk

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By *elix SightedMan
24 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Token pretty boy

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By *umalotagainMan
24 weeks ago

a town called malice

Chef

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By *rSuave88Man
24 weeks ago

Mirfield

Eating all the food in the corner

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By *eordieJeansCouple
24 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Organiser. Everything goes to shit if I take a backseat.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
24 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Also the windup merchant.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Ilkley

I don't do family gatherings.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Light entertainment

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By *929Man
24 weeks ago

bedlington

I don’t attend

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By *ell GwynnWoman
24 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

The one hiding in the kitchen and washing up because they’ve all got a bit too rowdy.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Trying to stay out of the way and wondering when I can leave.

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By *ady LickWoman
24 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere

Dessert provider

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

The alcoholic

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By *olfandtazCouple
24 weeks ago

Bristol

The troublemaker... someone's got to do it

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
24 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

The avoidant one. Usually found sat with the pet or pets of the house

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By *ir tootMan
24 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

You have gatherings?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

The designated person to be eaten by zombies so the rest can escape.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
24 weeks ago

Lincoln

Schoolgirl.

LvM

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By *lfa RomeoMan
24 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

The quiet one, coming from an Italian family, they are all loud. Lol. I'm the quiet one 🤣

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By *rHotNottsMan
24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Organiser & social butterfly , often the cook too.

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By *agatoXXXMan
24 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Chef. (You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties) 👨‍🍳

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By *a LunaWoman
24 weeks ago

South Wales

Light entertainment.

My family find me funny 🥰

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
24 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

If I’m at a family gathering, something has gone wrong with my planning.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
24 weeks ago

Tamworth

The child free one who hands out £20s to the kids because she forgot a birthday and can enjoy a drink without worrying if little Bob has stomped his pizza into the carpet or fed his trifle to the dog.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
24 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Light entertainment.

My family find me funny 🥰"

Are we talking ‘funny’ 🤣, or ‘funny’ 🤪 ?

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By *a LunaWoman
24 weeks ago

South Wales

"Light entertainment.

My family find me funny 🥰

Are we talking ‘funny’ 🤣, or ‘funny’ 🤪 ?"

Depends who you talk to

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By *oodmessMan
24 weeks ago

yumsville

Probably the one that puts their foot in it

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By *lakeyMan
24 weeks ago

north west

Actually got one this afternoon as my eldest Australian uncle is home but going back next week he is late 70s and not coming back ever again it’s going to be strange as my parents will be there and we’ve not spoken for over a year

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By *oonbath89Man
24 weeks ago

radstock

Provide the entertainment, by provide I mean I tell shit jokes and act the clown , at Christmas I have a t-shirt I wear every year that says “I’m the favourite child “ my mum has never denied it either which is always the running joke

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By *lofeldMan
24 weeks ago

Redhill

Comedian

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By *r PantyMan
24 weeks ago

Morpeth

None ! because I don't go to family gatherings. I avoid them like the plague

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"The child free one who hands out £20s to the kids because she forgot a birthday and can enjoy a drink without worrying if little Bob has stomped his pizza into the carpet or fed his trifle to the dog. "

I'm the child free one, too

Unfortunately, my siblings all seem to find their kids endlessly fascinating and I find them endlessly tedious and I have no wish to see a 5 minute film of them singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

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By *allyWally19Woman
24 weeks ago

The Road to Nowhere

The d*unk aunt

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By *aymakerMan
24 weeks ago

London

The referee

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By *egasus NobMan
24 weeks ago

Wandsworth

The alternative opinion or mind opener

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Show up, make a few jokes, see them all in 6 months

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Weird slutty aunt or disappointing daughter depending on who you ask 💜

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By *zeroMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

Taxi driver

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
24 weeks ago

Wherever

The forever absent one.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
24 weeks ago

the moon

The uninvited one …. 😌

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By *idssissyTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

The one standing in the corner feeling like I don't belong

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
24 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

The bouncer

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
24 weeks ago

Tamworth

I'm the child free one, too

Unfortunately, my siblings all seem to find their kids endlessly fascinating and I find them endlessly tedious and I have no wish to see a 5 minute film of them singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

I sympathise. Thankfully, I’m related to the men of the family and they have minimal interest in that themselves and know I have even less.

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By *ewbootsandpanties99Man
24 weeks ago

Darkest South East Surrey

The one desperate to go home!

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By *lexm87Man
24 weeks ago

Various

No family to gather.

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By *innamon!Woman
24 weeks ago

no matter

Everyone is dead now so we dont have gatherings anymore.

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By *B69Woman
24 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Usually the waitress ensuring all my Aunts glasses are topped up regularly

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Distinguished guest.

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By *opinovMan
24 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

The weird autistic black sheep.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
24 weeks ago

Norwich

The antagonistic one.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
24 weeks ago

somewhere

Depends if I'm hosting. Mother type if so, if not, I'll ask if anyone wants help and if they don't, I'm just the socially awkward one not wanting anyone to talk to me 😂

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By *younaughty2Man
24 weeks ago

preston

The one eating and soaking up the vibe while avoiding my aunts and certain uncles asking when I'm gonna finally get married and settle down

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By *ostindreamsMan
24 weeks ago

London

My family is very vanilla. We don't do role-plays

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

absent

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

The "When are you going to get married and have kids?" role

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By *hrek101Man
24 weeks ago

Herts

The one not invited

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By *issBlackedCouple
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

The last one standing 🤣

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By *iss.curvyWoman
24 weeks ago

Stourbridge

The very open and to the point person that always ruffles a few feathers lol

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By *ornucopiaMan
24 weeks ago

Bexley

"You have gatherings?"

You have family?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"The last one standing 🤣"

Legerrrrrnd!

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By *hrek101Man
24 weeks ago

Herts

It's thread's like these that keep me on fab. Despite never meeting anyone I still have so many common experiences

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