FabSwingers.com forum: Incy Wincy Spider

By *ympha Luxuria OP Woman
18 weeks ago

La La Land

It's that time of year folks. The spiders are coming inside to have more sex than we are!

I personally don't mind them, but I refuse to share a bath with one!

How do you react when you see a spider in your personal space?

Are you the one who removes them? Or do you have a nominated 'spider catcher' in your house? 🕷

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
18 weeks ago

Tamworth

I don’t like them 😬 but I’m better than I was. I’ll have to decide if I’m going to temporarily move out of the rooms I find them in or try to co exist. No way I’ll be able to remove them. Shudder.

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By *rSuave88Man
18 weeks ago

Mirfield

Up until recently i wouldnt get too close to them and avoid them and hope theyd disappear by themselves.

But these days im actually comfortable to scoop them up in a cup and put them outside 😌

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
18 weeks ago

in the waves

They have to go or I can't sleep peacefully. I've gotten better at smashing them, but if they're particularly scary I might disarm them first with hairspray.

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By *ookie46Woman
18 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I remove them at home and in my workplace

Nominated spider catcher 🕷️

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
18 weeks ago

City Centre

I can cohabit with them very well, it's those big massive ones that scurry across the floor when I'm relaxed at night that bring me out in a cold sweat. 😵‍💫

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

I have a dedicated spider catching cup and book that I use to either toss them out the window or on the driveway bushes

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By *ell GwynnWoman
18 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I'm the nominated spider catcher. I don't mind them inside, but my teenagers are both extremely phobic.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Not a fan. Not a fan at all.

Depending on shape, size and location, I will adopt one of the following policies: 1.ignore and peacefully coexist, 2.gently relocate outdoor where they belong, or -not without a pang of guilt- 3.stomp the fucker to a pulp.

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By *ickshawedCouple
18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Spider catcher and remover is my husband's job. He's good at it, except when he wants to traumatise me or the kids and tries to open his hands in our faces so we can see how big the spider is

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
18 weeks ago

East Sussex

I quite like spiders but Mr N isn't keen on them in the house so he'll eject them also if they get too near the tortoise she'd eat them. Neither if us is scared of them

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By *hilloutMan
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Spiders don't faze me. I remove them or kill them.

That being said, a spider has resisted all attempts at eviction from my car's rear view mirror on the passenger side. The same cobweb returns after a few days 😂

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
18 weeks ago

Lincoln

I'm the designated spider evictor, they just get yeeted out of the nearest door or window. Surprisingly K used to have a tarantula when she was younger but can't stand spiders now 😅

LvM

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By *ellroseWoman
18 weeks ago

Brum

I have to catch them with a glass and chuck them out 🕷️

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
18 weeks ago

Norwich

If you put them outside they just come back in again. House spiders evolved to live in caves so they seek enclosed spaces. You could try putting them in your shed or garage. Heard Chris Packham talking about this the other day.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
18 weeks ago

I'd take spiders over fly's any day,

I usually pick them up and take them into the garden if they're hanging around or near me

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
18 weeks ago

copthorne

I was watching a film last night and a huge fucker walked across the floor ... I have no problem saying this but it made me jump ha ha

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By *ittycock400Couple
18 weeks ago

Bristol

Those of you removing spiders from the house and taking them outside are effectively giving them a death sentence. They won't survive outdoors and have come inside to be warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

"Those of you removing spiders from the house and taking them outside are effectively giving them a death sentence. They won't survive outdoors and have come inside to be warm."

I agree, it's mean letting them suffer in the cold.

This is why I kill them inside in the warmth.

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By *nya NeesWoman
18 weeks ago

Brum

"I quite like spiders but Mr N isn't keen on them in the house so he'll eject them also if they get too near the tortoise she'd eat them. Neither if us is scared of them "

I have two tortoises, didn't realise they eat spiders...my cats are crap at it so will have to have a word with the shell lads

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By *ongKnightMan
18 weeks ago

Northampton

Always happy to assist by removing spiders.

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By *elix SightedMan
18 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I’m not too fussed about the critters themselves but cobwebs irritate me no end. Especially when I walk through one. So I hoover the little builders up. Quick and simple.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
18 weeks ago

Stourbridge

I’ve been bitten twice by spiders, very sore and made my fingers swell. Unfortunately I didn’t gain any super powers

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By *aspar78Man
18 weeks ago

derbyshire

I don't mind spiders as long as there not on me. I leave them alone and name them the longer I get to know them

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By *a LunaWoman
18 weeks ago

South Wales

Big ones terrify me. I hoover them up and pray to the suction gods not to let me down. I empty the hoover outside and give directions to the nearest wall.

If I don’t see them I don’t care. Just don’t advertise yourselves.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
18 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I leave them be, I quite like seeing them. I only pick them up if they are on the floor because bring in danger from the pets

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By *elix SightedMan
18 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Big ones terrify me. I hoover them up and pray to the suction gods not to let me down. I empty the hoover outside and give directions to the nearest wall.

If I don’t see them I don’t care. Just don’t advertise yourselves."

There are a few suction gods on fab whose ears are burning.

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