FabSwingers.com forum: Things you don’t hear about anymore

By *andadbod OP Man
19 weeks ago

Liverpool

People going missing in the bermuda triangle.

Over to you

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By *ex HolesMan
19 weeks ago

Up North

White dog poo

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 07/09/24 07:48:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

The danger of acid rain

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By *reggSausageMan
19 weeks ago

derby

White dog poo, 10p freddo’s

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By *eliWoman
19 weeks ago

Banana bread.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
19 weeks ago

Lincoln

Brought it up earlier in the week but that buzzing noise radios made just before you got a text. I kinda miss it but it would be a nightmare now 😅

LvM

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By *atinaChica54Woman
19 weeks ago

Marlborough

Clunk Click Every Trip!.... Don't hear that anymore... I wonder why?? 😏😬

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By *tleystagMan
19 weeks ago

ilkley

"Yes of course you can cum in my mouth". Iv not heard that in years!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If Peter Kay is a member, he'll be using these in his next show.

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By *ickshawedCouple
19 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Miss sold PPI?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
19 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Quicksand

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By *ir tootMan
19 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"White dog poo

Why is this so true

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
19 weeks ago

City Centre

The ozone layer. Did we fix it in the end?

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By *viatrixWoman
19 weeks ago

Redhill

Chupacabras 💀

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
19 weeks ago

Cumbria

"The ozone layer. Did we fix it in the end?"

We did!

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

1p chew

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By *avid 50Man
19 weeks ago

kendal

Guys selling timeshares in Spain

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Russian wives by email!!

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By *urry BlokeMan
19 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"Banana bread."

It's all about the basque cheesecakes these days

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By *urry BlokeMan
19 weeks ago

Stalybridge

10p mix

Refunds on bottles

The Corona / Barr pop wagon

Renting TV's

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Stockport

"The ozone layer. Did we fix it in the end?

We did!"

Ozone layer is okay now, but we fucked over all the other layers.

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By *arkus1812Man
19 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

The Bettaware and the Kleeneze door to door brush salesmen.

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By *andadbod OP Man
19 weeks ago

Liverpool

Top Deck Shandy

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By *eliWoman
19 weeks ago

"Banana bread.

It's all about the basque cheesecakes these days "

Yes it is! I'm trying to work out how to fit in a visit to La Maritxu soon. Nothing like a fad.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
19 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Amway sellers

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By *hrek101Man
19 weeks ago

Herts

Hi honey, I'm home

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
19 weeks ago

East Sussex

"White dog poo

Why is this so true "

Because we no longer feed dogs with 99% feral 1% reclaimed gizzards.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
19 weeks ago

East Sussex

Tupperware and Pippa Dee parties

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
19 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

WMDs

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
19 weeks ago

West Suffolk/Essex

"Banana bread."

They sell banana bread in Starbucks

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By *ermite12ukMan
19 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Mash get smash and shake and vac.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"WMDs

🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

"Banana bread.

It's all about the basque cheesecakes these days "

They ARE good, tbh. 🤤🤤

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By *elix SightedMan
19 weeks ago

Cloud 8

The Littlewoods catalogue. That was porn to a 14 year old in the 90s.

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By *ruceyyMan
19 weeks ago

London

Happy relationships.

Damn he went there!

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By *ornLordMan
19 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

"The Littlewoods catalogue. That was porn to a 14 year old in the 90s."

And in the seventies. Actually more erotic than a lot of porn nowadays.

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By *olfandtazCouple
19 weeks ago

Bristol

Jahova witnesses

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By *urry BlokeMan
19 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"The Littlewoods catalogue. That was porn to a 14 year old in the 90s.

And in the seventies. Actually more erotic than a lot of porn nowadays."

I think I had my first sexual twinge to a Three Degrees LP

You could open the cover and inside there was a picture of them in "see through" body suits

That was enough for any teenage lad at the time

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
19 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Jahova witnesses "

They still regularly visit our area. Luckily we have a big old 'go away' notice on our door

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By *ornLordMan
19 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

"The Littlewoods catalogue. That was porn to a 14 year old in the 90s.

And in the seventies. Actually more erotic than a lot of porn nowadays.

I think I had my first sexual twinge to a Three Degrees LP

You could open the cover and inside there was a picture of them in "see through" body suits

That was enough for any teenage lad at the time

Same about the Pan's People act where they were dressed in transparent raincoats. It was very rude, at least to a teenage boy...

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

"The Littlewoods catalogue. That was porn to a 14 year old in the 90s."

Hence the name. 😅

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By *elix SightedMan
19 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"The Littlewoods catalogue. That was porn to a 14 year old in the 90s.

Hence the name. 😅"

😆😆 Very good!!

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
19 weeks ago

the moon

The bogey man

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By *allipygousMan
19 weeks ago

Leicester

"People going missing in the bermuda triangle.

Over to you

Not since the advent of GPS

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By *avexxMan
19 weeks ago

cheshire

love heart sweets,,, camp coffee

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By *eroLondonMan
19 weeks ago

Mayfair

Mother in law jokes. They've all passed away now. ☹️

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Deforestation of the Amazon.

I'm sure it's still happening

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
19 weeks ago

the moon

Ghosts ..

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By *ffervescentMan
19 weeks ago

winfrith

witches

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By *avexxMan
19 weeks ago

cheshire

"Ghosts .."
.. ive seen one

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
19 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Ghosts .."

I was talking about ghosts only yesterday

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
19 weeks ago

the moon

"Ghosts ..

I was talking about ghosts only yesterday "

I must of missed that thread ….

I’ll stand corrected

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
19 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Ghosts ..

I was talking about ghosts only yesterday

I must of missed that thread ….

I’ll stand corrected

Oh not on here. I spend a lot of time in the hair salon we have to talk about something and we'd already covered sex (talking not doing, nobody's attractive with foils in).

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
19 weeks ago

Tamworth

Spontaneous combustion.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bwong bwong bwong

KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This one is for connoisseurs. 😅

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
19 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bwong bwong bwong

KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This one is for connoisseurs. 😅"

Dial up?

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By *adyBugsWoman
19 weeks ago

cognito

"Banana bread."

Lies. I was just making some in my township town. 😝

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By *ersona101Man
19 weeks ago

Letchworth

Fairly certain we were all going to catch rabies and die in quicksand. If the atomic bomb didn't get us first!

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bwong bwong bwong

KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This one is for connoisseurs. 😅

Dial up?"

Correct! You earned 56 brownie points.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
19 weeks ago

the moon

"Ghosts ..

I was talking about ghosts only yesterday

I must of missed that thread ….

I’ll stand corrected

Oh not on here. I spend a lot of time in the hair salon we have to talk about something and we'd already covered sex (talking not doing, nobody's attractive with foils in).

So do you believe then ?? … 🤔 …

Foils ? 🤩 …. Get your coat you’ve pulled 😁

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By *eliWoman
19 weeks ago

"Banana bread.

Lies. I was just making some in my township town. 😝"

You're so very adorable, Bugs, you really are. 🧡

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By *ohnny DeeeepMan
19 weeks ago

durham

Finding jazz mags in a bush/woods.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
19 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Ebola.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
19 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

You don’t hear Tom anymore, is he ‘missing in action’, has the Cheif of Police got him banged up somewhere or has Mare Kan took out a gagging order on him.

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By *ostindreamsMan
19 weeks ago

London

The CD is corrupt

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By *aramel.desiresMan
19 weeks ago

London

How intelligent Boris Johnson is!

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By *aramel.desiresMan
19 weeks ago

London

Kids finding parents porn magazines.

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By *cottishdoggerMan
19 weeks ago

central

How much are your half penny sweets

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By *ir tootMan
19 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"White dog poo

Why is this so true

Because we no longer feed dogs with 99% feral 1% reclaimed gizzards."

Oh yeah tbh I always presumed it was dried up when i was younger 🤣

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By *elboy1957Man
19 weeks ago

Weston-super-Mare

Bugs on the windscreen

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By *ilverfox for youMan
19 weeks ago

Hull

The promise of cheap energy from wind farms !!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
19 weeks ago

Halifax

Des Lynam.

Coving.

Those lines made with big combs on freshly painted ceilings.

Greenhouses. I'd love a greenhouse.

Anaglipter.probably spelt wrong.what the hell was it, never did find out?

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By *ornLordMan
19 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

"You don’t hear Tom anymore, is he ‘missing in action’, has the Cheif of Police got him banged up somewhere or has Mare Kan took out a gagging order on him.

It's all over the news.

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By *arry WindsorMan
19 weeks ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"White dog poo

Why is this so true "

I read somewhere that dog food of old contained a very high proportion of ground up bone as a filler. After passage through the animal's gut it wasn't broken down and resulted in white faeces.

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By *hillenCouple
19 weeks ago

Borehamwood

Onion Johnnies

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By *ornLordMan
18 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

Good old CRT, non-digital televisions.

Is it possible nowadays to buy a TV that will turn on immediately when you press a button and will also change channel without several seconds of deciding whether it can actually be bothered?

The crap Sony Bravia thing is possibly the biggest source of day-to-day stress nowadays.

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By *lder budweiserMan
18 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Are Ann Summers parties still a thing?

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By *enk15Man
18 weeks ago

Evesham

How to cross the road safely. I was king of the road as a kid thanks to those hedgehogs

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By *ools and the brainCouple
18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Bargains

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By *eeper ThanMan
18 weeks ago

Dartford

People don’t say when talking time 5 and 20 too

the hour now

My grandad always said confused the hell out of me

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By *a LunaWoman
18 weeks ago

South Wales

Spontaneous Combustion of people.

I remember back in my youth it seemed to be a thing.

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By *eeper ThanMan
18 weeks ago

Dartford

The pools man and Avon lady knocking at the door

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By *oastal1968Man
18 weeks ago

London

Freedom of speech

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By *xciter7169Man
18 weeks ago

The Midlands

Rickets

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By *heGuesthouseYorkMan
18 weeks ago

leeds

Fingering

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By *ittlebirdWoman
18 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

The dangers of quicksand

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By *elix SightedMan
18 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Frenchying. Since being at school has anyone said they frenchied someone?!

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By *eroLondonMan
18 weeks ago

Mayfair

"The dangers of quicksand "

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They've been superceded by "women". Women will envelope you, stifle you, draw you into the vortex of their black høle and leave you for dust...oh Le Petit Oiseau.

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By *xciter7169Man
18 weeks ago

The Midlands

"The dangers of quicksand

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They've been superceded by "women". Women will envelope you, stifle you, draw you into the vortex of their black høle and leave you for dust...oh Le Petit Oiseau."

Any Woman want to show me the vortex of her black hole?

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
18 weeks ago

Dudley

"love heart sweets,,, camp coffee

"
a have bottle of camp coffee that I used to make homemade Baileys Irish cream looked at BBE and it’s exactly 9yrs and 1 week out of date I last used it a couple of years ago and it was still ok then

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By *ittlebirdWoman
18 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"The dangers of quicksand

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They've been superceded by "women". Women will envelope you, stifle you, draw you into the vortex of their black høle and leave you for dust...oh Le Petit Oiseau."

I’ve just seen this. Sassy AF 😘

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By *ools and the brainCouple
18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Public information films that are very sinister and scary warning children about the dangers of:

Farm's and farming equipment.

Deep unknown water in particular gravel pits.

Playing on building sites.

Playing with chemicals and poison.

Donald Pleasance doing a really creepy voiceover

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By *opinovMan
18 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

The Woodpecker

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Deaths related to Covid

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By *ools and the brainCouple
18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Space dust

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By *erfHerder74Man
18 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Dying in quicksand

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By *ornucopiaMan
18 weeks ago

Bexley

"Dying in quicksand"

Currently winning, ahead of dog poo.

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By *929Man
18 weeks ago

bedlington

Funnily enough since reading this thread a warning video about quicksand at the local beaches came up on Facebook haha hadn’t heard about it in forever before reading here

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By *ichaelsmyMan
18 weeks ago

douglas

encyclopedia brittanica

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By *hromosexualsCouple
18 weeks ago

Near Abercynon

Happy Slapping

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By *exySenseiCouple
18 weeks ago

""Yes of course you can cum in my mouth". Iv not heard that in years!"

Cos you've stopped saying it, son.

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By *aia-NyxWoman
18 weeks ago

North East

"Chupacabras 💀 "

Hahaha I literally bumped into a random YT video about chupacabras today!!! Hahaha how random is this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

The term "banhammer" from the old chatroom days.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
18 weeks ago

Rubiksville

Forest porn 🤷‍♂️

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By *880 SaintMan
18 weeks ago

Essex

The drink Orangina. You know it was a special occasion as a kid if there was Orangina about.

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By *ripfillMan
18 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Actually I make decent banana bread. !!

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By *ubikslongswordMan
18 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"The drink Orangina. You know it was a special occasion as a kid if there was Orangina about. "

Saw a can of this today which I thought was weird as I remember them being in round glass bottles

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By *orningcoffee9Man
18 weeks ago

Manchester

The theory, that Walt Disney chose to freeze himself so he can some how be unfrozen in the future.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Central

"The drink Orangina. You know it was a special occasion as a kid if there was Orangina about.

Saw a can of this today which I thought was weird as I remember them being in round glass bottles "

I adored it in France. But I've seen it in cans recently. It's probably been reformulated now, to escape the UK drink sugar tax - it did used to be very sweet

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By *ripfillMan
18 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"Deforestation of the Amazon.

I'm sure it's still happening "

Yep …, going out there mid October to do a survey in one particular area

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
18 weeks ago

Colchester

"Dying in quicksand"

We have signs near here that say "warning quicksand"

First time I saw them I was in awe/shock/wonder

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By *L100Couple
18 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Quicksand "

I think we’re a generation scarred by movies with quicksand!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
18 weeks ago

London

Insects

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By *elvet RopeMan
18 weeks ago

by the big field

YOU BUY ONE- YOU GET ONE FREE!!!

Can’t remember the last time I saw anyone selling double glazing or conservatories on telly?

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By *ase4122Man
18 weeks ago

Lancashire

COVID 19

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By *cnugatugMan
18 weeks ago

Chatham

Pogs what happened to all them Pogs

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By *icolerobbieCouple
18 weeks ago

walsall

"You don’t hear Tom anymore, is he ‘missing in action’, has the Cheif of Police got him banged up somewhere or has Mare Kan took out a gagging order on him.

Tom has been turned into an unperson by the Oceaniac totalitarian state.

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By *oontuneMan
18 weeks ago

Menston

The Yorkshire Ripper.

Horrible b*st*rd.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Central

"COVID 19"

Pop into the Virus section, it's a couple below the Lounge

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By *zeroMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow

Sunny Delight

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
18 weeks ago

Carlisle

The millennium bug

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By *xciter7169Man
18 weeks ago

The Midlands

Readers Digest

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