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"The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life." (Some heretics believed they were named after LB' breasts!)" This simply is not true. They were named after my boobies 💯 | |||
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"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long " Arm Toe Leg Eye Gut Rib That's all i can think of. | |||
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"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long " toe (x10), leg (x2), bum (1), hip (x2), arm (x2), rib (x24), jaw (1), lip (x4 in some cases), gum (x1?), eye (x2), and ear (x2). So that's a lot more than 10! | |||
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"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long toe (x10), leg (x2), bum (1), hip (x2), arm (x2), rib (x24), jaw (1), lip (x4 in some cases), gum (x1?), eye (x2), and ear (x2). So that's a lot more than 10!" guess you could have upper jaw and lower jaw | |||
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"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long Arm Toe Leg Eye Gut Rib That's all i can think of. " Bum | |||
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"Kier Starmer has not been circumcised. He’s a complete prick. " No arguments there. Rayner would be worse | |||
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"Dogs can’t look up?" Big Al said that … | |||
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"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long Arm Toe Leg Eye Gut Rib That's all i can think of. Bum" Nut Tit Nob Ass | |||
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"Peaches and Nectarines are the same fruit. " This is true, I'm allergic to peaches so can't eat either. | |||
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"on average more people are killed each year by vending machines than by sharks." How many people are killed trying to get a shark out of a vending machine though? | |||
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"You cannot lick your own elbow! " you can I just did it | |||
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"The sum of the series 1+2+3+ ....up to infinity is -1/12 (minus one twelfth)" No it's not! That's a trick... G | |||
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"The sum of the series 1+2+3+ ....up to infinity is -1/12 (minus one twelfth) No it's not! That's a trick... G" (In fact, the answer is infinity, but the same infinity as is in the sum. Blame Georg Cantor) | |||
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"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long Arm Toe Leg Eye Gut Rib That's all i can think of. " Errrr they're 3 letters long not 3 words 🤣 | |||
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"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long Arm Toe Leg Eye Gut Rib That's all i can think of. Errrr they're 3 letters long not 3 words 🤣" Oh yeah! 🤦♂️🤣 | |||
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"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long Arm Toe Leg Eye Gut Rib That's all i can think of. Errrr they're 3 letters long not 3 words 🤣 Oh yeah! 🤦♂️🤣" Ear | |||
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"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long Arm Toe Leg Eye Gut Rib That's all i can think of. Errrr they're 3 letters long not 3 words 🤣 Oh yeah! 🤦♂️🤣 Ear " Nob | |||
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"You cannot lick your own elbow! you can I just did it " Me too | |||
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"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long Arm Toe Leg Eye Gut Rib That's all i can think of. Errrr they're 3 letters long not 3 words 🤣 Oh yeah! 🤦♂️🤣 Ear Nob" Bum Tit Penis…i know its not 3 but we all its its longer than it actually is | |||
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""Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear. "Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear. Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica." This is kind of true. It's serendipitous that that's how it turns out but ante means opposite, as the constellation the big bear (aka Ursa major or the big dipper) is almost always visible above Antarctica | |||
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""Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear. "Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear. Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica." penguins live only in the anartica, but not in the artic | |||
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"The first KFC to open in Britain was in Preston." The first Nando’s in the uk was in Ealing | |||
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""Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear. "Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear. Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica. penguins live only in the anartica, but not in the artic" I’ve seen loads of penguins in Cape Town so they’re not exclusive to the Antarctic | |||
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""Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear. "Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear. Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica. penguins live only in the anartica, but not in the artic True, but non live north of the equator, unless in a zoo. I’ve seen loads of penguins in Cape Town so they’re not exclusive to the Antarctic " | |||
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"Slugs have approximately 27,000 teeth" That's almost as many as Lily James. | |||
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""Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear. "Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear. Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica. penguins live only in the anartica, but not in the artic I’ve seen loads of penguins in Cape Town so they’re not exclusive to the Antarctic " your right , should have said southern hemisphere | |||
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"There are more trees on earth than stars in the sky " Maybe to the naked eye, but all the known stars would by far and away outnumber all the trees on earth. | |||
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"There are more trees on earth than stars in the sky Maybe to the naked eye, but all the known stars would by far and away outnumber all the trees on earth. " Yes that's why it's stars in the sky and not the universe. Trees comfortably outnumber the stars in the milky way. | |||
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"on average more people are killed each year by vending machines than by sharks. How many people are killed trying to get a shark out of a vending machine though? " Normally the sharks own the vending machines!! | |||
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"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long Arm Toe Leg Eye Gut Rib That's all i can think of. Bum" Tit | |||
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"on average more people are killed each year by vending machines than by sharks." Alsonyou are more likely to be bit by a New Yorker than a shark. | |||
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"Dogs can’t look up?" Tell that to my dog, he spots a hot air balloon in the sky and takes great offence at the presence of it | |||
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"Chuck Morris lost his virginity before his Dad Mike x" Guess you meant Norris ? | |||
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"Micheal Cane’s two books “Not Many People Know That” and “And Not Many People Know This Either” were written to raise money for charity." Here's my impression of Michael Caine "YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!" | |||
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"Micheal Cane’s two books “Not Many People Know That” and “And Not Many People Know This Either” were written to raise money for charity. Here's my impression of Michael Caine "YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!"" “It’s alright lads, I’ve got a plan…” | |||
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"Chuck Morris lost his virginity before his Dad Mike xGuess you meant Norris ?" Ffs of course I did but I have fat fingers and shit auto carrot | |||
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"Chuck Morris lost his virginity before his Dad Mike xGuess you meant Norris ? Ffs of course I did but I have fat fingers and shit auto carrot " Is Chuck Morris the off brand version? | |||
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"Not all us men are arseholes …. " Speak for yourself. | |||
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"A chicken once lived for 18 months without its head but kept bumping into things ." They voted it in at President of USA currently. 🤣 | |||
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"A chicken once lived for 18 months without its head but kept bumping into things . They voted it in at President of USA currently. 🤣" really do you mean Biden or Donald duck ? | |||
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"Not all us men are arseholes …. Speak for yourself." It appears I am 😏 | |||
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"Chuck Morris lost his virginity before his Dad Mike xGuess you meant Norris ? Ffs of course I did but I have fat fingers and shit auto carrot Is Chuck Morris the off brand version?" The aldi version | |||
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"Whenever a brand new multistorey car park is built, the lovely mayor of the town and his/her wife/husband both go into the stairwell and have a ceremonial pee together. They have to. -It's the law. (Ancient law of England)." That’s a fantastic fact thank you for sharing | |||
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"The Titanic was actually her sister ship the Olympic and was already on fire before it left port and most likely sank for the insurance payout" Tinfoil hats transmit 5G | |||
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"In the heart there is a neural network of about 40,000 specialised brain like cells called sensory neurites. The cells in the brain that are similar to those in the heart are directly connected to the memory and the ones in the heart think, feel and remember independently. That’s why we feel heartbreak and in some cases if a person feels like they have never been able to move on from whatever they feel heartbroken about it’s because although they may have addressed it in the mind that pain is still stored in the heart, specifically in the neural network of cells. You must address and heal both the mind and heart " Erm... (Checks physiology textbook...) | |||
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"If you held your father's hand and then he held his father's hand (your grandfather)..and you kept that chain of ancestors going back holding hands, at around the 300 mile mark would be the common ancestor that humans and chimpanzees split off and evolved from." That actually blows my mind!! | |||
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"If you held your father's hand and then he held his father's hand (your grandfather)..and you kept that chain of ancestors going back holding hands, at around the 300 mile mark would be the common ancestor that humans and chimpanzees split off and evolved from. That actually blows my mind!! " Yes it's an interesting view on the speed of evolution.. "chimpanzee" is including bonobos, the subscecies of chimpanzee, which I think are humans closest relatives. | |||
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"If you held your father's hand and then he held his father's hand (your grandfather)..and you kept that chain of ancestors going back holding hands, at around the 300 mile mark would be the common ancestor that humans and chimpanzees split off and evolved from. That actually blows my mind!! Yes it's an interesting view on the speed of evolution.. "chimpanzee" is including bonobos, the subscecies of chimpanzee, which I think are humans closest relatives." Is that because they are constantly wanking, and throwing their semen?🦧 | |||
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"If you held your father's hand and then he held his father's hand (your grandfather)..and you kept that chain of ancestors going back holding hands, at around the 300 mile mark would be the common ancestor that humans and chimpanzees split off and evolved from. That actually blows my mind!! Yes it's an interesting view on the speed of evolution.. "chimpanzee" is including bonobos, the subscecies of chimpanzee, which I think are humans closest relatives. Is that because they are constantly wanking, and throwing their semen?🦧" Bonobos are basically swingers.. | |||
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"Theoretically speaking, if you could dig a straight tunnel from one point on earth all the way to the exact opposite spot on earth, you would reach the other side in 42min No powered vehicles would be required as gravity does all the work." Doesn’t gravity pull to the center of mass an therefore you would never reach the other side? | |||
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"You can’t hum while holding your nose. I know you are all trying it now! 😂😂😂" Or fart… 😉 | |||
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"You can’t hum while holding your nose. I know you are all trying it now! 😂😂😂" I need to find my reading glasses, I read that as cum! | |||
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"You can’t hum while holding your nose. I know you are all trying it now! 😂😂😂 I need to find my reading glasses, I read that as cum! " 😂😂😂 absolutely filth! 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"If a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die" Well thank fuck I'm not a female ferret. | |||
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"If you run over and kill a deer when driving it’s illegal for you to take it but anyone else witnessing it can take it " Ooh… burgers ♥️ | |||
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"Gary Neville's dad is called Neville Neville.... " John Lesley’s dad was called Les Lesley! | |||
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"Nando’s is South African " What?!?! | |||
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"Natural vanilla flavour come from a beaver anal glands " False info, I'm afraid. Don't believe everything you read on the Internet! Natural vanilla comes from the vanilla seed pods. Beavers secrete a liquid which is similar to vanilla and was used instead of the real thing at one point. The majority of vanilla flavouring these days is synthetic. | |||
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"Natural vanilla flavour come from a beaver anal glands False info, I'm afraid. Don't believe everything you read on the Internet! Natural vanilla comes from the vanilla seed pods. Beavers secrete a liquid which is similar to vanilla and was used instead of the real thing at one point. The majority of vanilla flavouring these days is synthetic." Thank goodness ! | |||
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"No number before 1,000 contains the letter A." One hundred and one | |||
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"In your life time on average you are in the company of 34 murderers at some point " That was the worst episode of Coach Trip ever..... | |||
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"Did You Know The Word “Gullible” Isn’t In The Dictionary?" I think someone is telling porkies 😁 | |||
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"Kier Starmer has not been circumcised. He’s a complete prick. " __ Are you saying that any man uncircumcised is a complete prick? | |||
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"you can't cum whilst licking your right elbow ." I have just disproved this it took time and I looked ridiculous bit myth busted | |||
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"The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows " Some people say it took 12 years, some say 4 years, some say 7 years too paint | |||
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"You cannot lick your own elbow! " I want to know how many people tried it after reading this. | |||
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"You cannot lick your own elbow! I want to know how many people tried it after reading this." I've actually met someone who can. He could, however dislocate his own shoulder. Which is the only way its possible. | |||
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""Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear. "Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear. Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica. penguins live only in the anartica, but not in the artic" cause the polar bears found out how to get the wrappers off | |||
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"Ketchup used to be a medicine. " Pepsi was originally sold as a treatment for "dyspepsia" (indigestion). CocaCola was originally sold as a "brain tonic" and "intellectual beverage". Cal | |||
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