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By *r Mrs Fuckable OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Stoke

I'll start:

Dead people can get goosebumps.

Turtles can breathe through their bum.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
19 weeks ago

Darwen

90% of Humans live in the Northern hemisphere.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

(Some heretics believed they were named after LB' breasts!)

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Stockport

There is no dark side of the moon. In fact it is dark all over.

We only see the moon as bright because of the intense strength of the sunlight hitting it with no attenuation by atmosphere, but the dust covering the moon's surface actually absorbs as much light as soot would. Maybe 0.1% of the sunlight hitting the moon is reflected towards the earth, but 0.1% of intensely bright is still enough to light up the nighttime sky.

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By *uke OzadeMan
19 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Kier Starmer has not been circumcised. He’s a complete prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I’m the best fuck ever

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By *Cups32Woman
19 weeks ago

Colne

Lumiere in the animated Beauty and the Beast is voiced by Jerry Orbach aka Baby's Dad in Dirty Dancing...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
19 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

(Some heretics believed they were named after LB' breasts!)"

This simply is not true. They were named after my boobies 💯

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By *liza_13Woman
19 weeks ago

Hamilton

Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long

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By *r Mrs Fuckable OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Stoke


"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long "

Arm

Toe

Leg

Eye

Gut

Rib

That's all i can think of.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long "

toe (x10), leg (x2), bum (1), hip (x2), arm (x2), rib (x24), jaw (1), lip (x4 in some cases), gum (x1?), eye (x2), and ear (x2).

So that's a lot more than 10!

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago


"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long

toe (x10), leg (x2), bum (1), hip (x2), arm (x2), rib (x24), jaw (1), lip (x4 in some cases), gum (x1?), eye (x2), and ear (x2).

So that's a lot more than 10!"

guess you could have upper jaw and lower jaw

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
19 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long

Arm

Toe

Leg

Eye

Gut

Rib

That's all i can think of. "

Bum

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By *ove to tasteMan
19 weeks ago

swansea

The brothers in thunderbirds were named after the first Americans in space

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By *amie2020Man
19 weeks ago

Huddersfield

It's a fact not a myth that most women would prefer an exciting partner (men) but usually end up regretting it as the guy turns out to be abusive, self centred, pig headed, dickhead. Lol. Apologies in advance if you are offended but there is always two sides of the story and I am sure there are happy ending too.

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By *agic.MMan
19 weeks ago

Orpington

During mating season female lions copulate up to 50 times in a day...and if a desired mating partner cannot keep up with them, the lioness starts biting the male's testicles . Hence the term "she's a lioness in bed" 🦁

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By *adtaffladMan
19 weeks ago

Rhyl


"Kier Starmer has not been circumcised. He’s a complete prick. "

No arguments there.

Rayner would be worse

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By *eordieJeansCouple
19 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Dogs can’t look up?

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By *orthern BeardMan
19 weeks ago

Preston

Joanna Lumley did so much cocaine she needed to have surgery to repair her anus

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By *idnight RamblerMan
19 weeks ago

Pershore

The sum of the series 1+2+3+ ....up to infinity is -1/12 (minus one twelfth)

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By *illy IdolMan
19 weeks ago

Midlands

on average more people are killed each year by vending machines than by sharks.

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By *ilverrevlisMan
19 weeks ago

leith

Wombats are the only animal that produces cubic poo. Yes, it comes out in cubes.

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By *aomilatteCouple
19 weeks ago

Midlands

There's a guy who goes to our gym who was in the 2003 Big Brother.

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By *ffervescentMan
19 weeks ago

winfrith

A chicken once lived for 18 months without its head but kept bumping into things .

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Burley

Horses can't breathe through their mouths.

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By *axim3840Man
19 weeks ago

Hackney

In your life time on average you are in the company of 34 murderers at some point

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
19 weeks ago

Reading

Think your labour was bad? Porcupine babies are born with their quills. Ouch.

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By *rLothbrokMan
19 weeks ago

Lancs

Peaches and Nectarines are the same fruit.

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By *nd-DCouple
19 weeks ago

portsmouth

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By *nd-DCouple
19 weeks ago

portsmouth


"Dogs can’t look up?"

Big Al said that …

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By *icolerobbieCouple
19 weeks ago

walsall


"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long

Arm

Toe

Leg

Eye

Gut

Rib

That's all i can think of.

Bum"

Nut

Tit

Nob

Ass

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By *r Mrs Fuckable OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Stoke


"Peaches and Nectarines are the same fruit. "

This is true, I'm allergic to peaches so can't eat either.

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By *olfandtazCouple
19 weeks ago

Bristol

The actress who played moaning murtle in the harry Potter films was in her 30s

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By *elshcouple18Couple
19 weeks ago

Cardiff

You cannot lick your own elbow!

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By *elvet RopeMan
19 weeks ago

by the big field


"on average more people are killed each year by vending machines than by sharks."

How many people are killed trying to get a shark out of a vending machine though?

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By *YDB75Man
19 weeks ago

East Yorkie

All pirates suffered from headache….

Because every time they went to get painkillers the found the “parrots eat em all “

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
19 weeks ago

Birmingham

Pens lids have a hole for a reason if by accident you swallow one you can still breathe

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By *ffervescentMan
19 weeks ago

winfrith


"You cannot lick your own elbow! "
you can I just did it

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By *ookie doughMan
19 weeks ago

leic

I've heard that it's illegal to have sex with a woman within 30mins of her riding a horse, apparently it's considered as taking advantage of her

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
19 weeks ago

carluke

When flying from London to New York on Concorde you could arrive 2 hours before you leave because of the time zones crossed

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By *llaandGCouple
19 weeks ago

London


"The sum of the series 1+2+3+ ....up to infinity is -1/12 (minus one twelfth)"

No it's not! That's a trick...

G

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By *llaandGCouple
19 weeks ago

London


"The sum of the series 1+2+3+ ....up to infinity is -1/12 (minus one twelfth)

No it's not! That's a trick...

G"

(In fact, the answer is infinity, but the same infinity as is in the sum. Blame Georg Cantor)

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

Southampton


"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long

Arm

Toe

Leg

Eye

Gut

Rib

That's all i can think of. "

Errrr they're 3 letters long not 3 words 🤣

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By *r Mrs Fuckable OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Stoke


"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long

Arm

Toe

Leg

Eye

Gut

Rib

That's all i can think of.

Errrr they're 3 letters long not 3 words 🤣"

Oh yeah! 🤦‍♂️🤣

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By *ucka39Man
19 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long

Arm

Toe

Leg

Eye

Gut

Rib

That's all i can think of.

Errrr they're 3 letters long not 3 words 🤣

Oh yeah! 🤦‍♂️🤣"

Ear

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By *eordieJeansCouple
19 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long

Arm

Toe

Leg

Eye

Gut

Rib

That's all i can think of.

Errrr they're 3 letters long not 3 words 🤣

Oh yeah! 🤦‍♂️🤣

Ear "

Nob

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By *iddle ManMan
19 weeks ago

Walsall


"You cannot lick your own elbow! you can I just did it "

Me too

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By *rsMxCouple
19 weeks ago

Glasgow

There are more kCals in a banana than in a G&SLT

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By *YDB75Man
19 weeks ago

East Yorkie


"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long

Arm

Toe

Leg

Eye

Gut

Rib

That's all i can think of.

Errrr they're 3 letters long not 3 words 🤣

Oh yeah! 🤦‍♂️🤣

Ear

Nob"

Bum

Tit

Penis…i know its not 3 but we all its its longer than it actually is

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By *r99mr99Man
19 weeks ago

Ealing

There are more trees on earth than stars in the sky

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By *oodgirlbadboyCouple
19 weeks ago

birmingham

The first KFC to open in Britain was in Preston.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Sharks have been around longer than trees.

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By *ucka39Man
19 weeks ago

Newcastle

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By *ucka39Man
19 weeks ago

Newcastle

Antartica is the only continent have no reptiles living in because reptiles do not produce their own heat, but instead rely on heat sources in the environment. In frigid settings, "cold-blooded" animals like snakes or crocodiles simply never warm up. No reptile has evolved to survive the rigours of Antartica climate.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

"Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear.

"Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear.

Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica.

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By *r99mr99Man
18 weeks ago

Ealing


""Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear.

"Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear.

Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica."

This is kind of true. It's serendipitous that that's how it turns out but ante means opposite, as the constellation the big bear (aka Ursa major or the big dipper) is almost always visible above Antarctica

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By *ildbillkidMan
18 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


""Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear.

"Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear.

Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica."

penguins live only in the anartica, but not in the artic

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By *nebworthMan
18 weeks ago

Knebworth

Sabrina Carpenter’s aunt is Bart Simpson.

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By *ocktailSausage-Man
18 weeks ago

Cheshire


"The first KFC to open in Britain was in Preston."

The first Nando’s in the uk was in Ealing

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By *uke OzadeMan
18 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


""Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear.

"Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear.

Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica. penguins live only in the anartica, but not in the artic"

I’ve seen loads of penguins in Cape Town so they’re not exclusive to the Antarctic

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By *ez669Man
18 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Allegedly Finland has more saunas than cars.

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By *nebworthMan
18 weeks ago

Knebworth


""Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear.

"Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear.

Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica. penguins live only in the anartica, but not in the artic

True, but non live north of the equator, unless in a zoo.

I’ve seen loads of penguins in Cape Town so they’re not exclusive to the Antarctic "

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
18 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Slugs have approximately 27,000 teeth

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By *agatoXXXMan
18 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Slugs have approximately 27,000 teeth"

That's almost as many as Lily James.

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By *host63Man
18 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

Research has shown that 80% of women want only 20% of men . These men know this and play the field and will take advantage of this.

80% of men do not exist as far as women are concerned.

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By *ildbillkidMan
18 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


""Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear.

"Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear.

Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica. penguins live only in the anartica, but not in the artic

I’ve seen loads of penguins in Cape Town so they’re not exclusive to the Antarctic "

your right , should have said southern hemisphere

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By *issCBBWWoman
18 weeks ago

Derby

All crisps go out of date on a Saturday

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By *ynamicnatureMan
18 weeks ago

Doncaster


"There are more trees on earth than stars in the sky "

Maybe to the naked eye, but all the known stars would by far and away outnumber all the trees on earth.

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By *r99mr99Man
18 weeks ago

Ealing

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By *r99mr99Man
18 weeks ago

Ealing


"There are more trees on earth than stars in the sky

Maybe to the naked eye, but all the known stars would by far and away outnumber all the trees on earth.

"

Yes that's why it's stars in the sky and not the universe. Trees comfortably outnumber the stars in the milky way.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
18 weeks ago

Doncaster

Theoretically speaking, if you could dig a straight tunnel from one point on earth all the way to the exact opposite spot on earth, you would reach the other side in 42min

No powered vehicles would be required as gravity does all the work.

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By *llSexMan
18 weeks ago

The Midlands

There is no such thing as "a fish".

Fish, unlike birds or mammals, are not a single clade. They are a paraphyletic collection of taxa, and as paraphyletic groups are no longer recognised in systematic biology, the term “fish” as a biological group should be avoided.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

The Titanic was actually her sister ship the Olympic and was already on fire before it left port and most likely sank for the insurance payout

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By *inja 636Man
18 weeks ago

Grays

The earth is flat thank you and good night

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By *orksRockerMan
18 weeks ago

Bradford

The closer you get to a black hole, the slower time passes so that on the very edge of the event horizon, time stops.

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
18 weeks ago

Colchester

Chuck Morris lost his virginity before his Dad

Mike x

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By *ristol100Man
18 weeks ago

Bristol


"on average more people are killed each year by vending machines than by sharks.

How many people are killed trying to get a shark out of a vending machine though? "

Normally the sharks own the vending machines!!

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By *am_511Man
18 weeks ago

Skipton/Preston


"Oh this is my time to shine! There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 words long

Arm

Toe

Leg

Eye

Gut

Rib

That's all i can think of.

Bum"

Tit

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By *oonbath89Man
18 weeks ago

radstock

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows

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By *haiababeWoman
18 weeks ago

North devon


"on average more people are killed each year by vending machines than by sharks."

Alsonyou are more likely to be bit by a New Yorker than a shark.

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By *jk1978Couple
18 weeks ago

Cheshire

Tomato sauce was used as medicine

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By *orfolkfun777Man
18 weeks ago

Norfolk

A one minute kiss burns 26 calories...months that begin with a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13th....

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By *nebworthMan
18 weeks ago

Knebworth

Micheal Cane’s two books “Not Many People Know That” and “And Not Many People Know This Either” were written to raise money for charity.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
18 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Dogs can’t look up?"

Tell that to my dog, he spots a hot air balloon in the sky and takes great offence at the presence of it

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By *ffervescentMan
18 weeks ago

winfrith


"Chuck Morris lost his virginity before his Dad

Mike x"

Guess you meant Norris ?

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By *r.XratedMan
18 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York

Cornflakes were created to stop men wanking

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By *r.XratedMan
18 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"Micheal Cane’s two books “Not Many People Know That” and “And Not Many People Know This Either” were written to raise money for charity."
Here's my impression of Michael Caine

"YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!"

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By *nebworthMan
18 weeks ago

Knebworth


"Micheal Cane’s two books “Not Many People Know That” and “And Not Many People Know This Either” were written to raise money for charity. Here's my impression of Michael Caine

"YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!""

“It’s alright lads, I’ve got a plan…”

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
18 weeks ago

Colchester


"Chuck Morris lost his virginity before his Dad

Mike xGuess you meant Norris ?"

Ffs of course I did but I have fat fingers and shit auto carrot

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By *r.XratedMan
18 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York


"Chuck Morris lost his virginity before his Dad

Mike xGuess you meant Norris ?

Ffs of course I did but I have fat fingers and shit auto carrot "

Is Chuck Morris the off brand version?

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
18 weeks ago

the moon

Not all us men are arseholes ….

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By *agatoXXXMan
18 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Not all us men are arseholes …. "

Speak for yourself.

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
18 weeks ago

Staines

Here's a fitness related one I learned in the gym yesterday:

On average, a completely untrained man can do 2-3 pull ups.

A completely untrained woman can do 0-1.

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By *ffervescentMan
18 weeks ago

winfrith

Lobsters can live to 140 years old

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By *L_NativeMan
18 weeks ago

Davenport


"A chicken once lived for 18 months without its head but kept bumping into things ."

They voted it in at President of USA currently. 🤣

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By *ffervescentMan
18 weeks ago

winfrith


"A chicken once lived for 18 months without its head but kept bumping into things .

They voted it in at President of USA currently. 🤣"

really do you mean Biden or Donald duck ?

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By *ust_hunter_2022Man
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups (lollies) logo.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
18 weeks ago

the moon


"Not all us men are arseholes ….

Speak for yourself."

It appears I am 😏

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By *ngel-ishandtheswingersCouple
18 weeks ago

Colchester


"Chuck Morris lost his virginity before his Dad

Mike xGuess you meant Norris ?

Ffs of course I did but I have fat fingers and shit auto carrot Is Chuck Morris the off brand version?"

The aldi version

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
18 weeks ago

IPSWICH

Dr Kellogg developed cornflakes to stop people masturbating.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Whenever a brand new multistorey car park is built, the lovely mayor of the town and his/her wife/husband both go into the stairwell and have a ceremonial pee together.

They have to.

-It's the law.

(Ancient law of England).

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By *he HandiemanMan
18 weeks ago

north west

In the heart there is a neural network of about 40,000 specialised brain like cells called sensory neurites. The cells in the brain that are similar to those in the heart are directly connected to the memory and the ones in the heart think, feel and remember independently. That’s why we feel heartbreak and in some cases if a person feels like they have never been able to move on from whatever they feel heartbroken about it’s because although they may have addressed it in the mind that pain is still stored in the heart, specifically in the neural network of cells.

You must address and heal both the mind and heart

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

If you held your father's hand and then he held his father's hand (your grandfather)..and you kept that chain of ancestors going back holding hands, at around the 300 mile mark would be the common ancestor that humans and chimpanzees split off and evolved from.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Whenever a brand new multistorey car park is built, the lovely mayor of the town and his/her wife/husband both go into the stairwell and have a ceremonial pee together.

They have to.

-It's the law.

(Ancient law of England)."

That’s a fantastic fact thank you for sharing

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By *opinovMan
18 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"The Titanic was actually her sister ship the Olympic and was already on fire before it left port and most likely sank for the insurance payout"

Tinfoil hats transmit 5G

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By *llaandGCouple
18 weeks ago

London


"In the heart there is a neural network of about 40,000 specialised brain like cells called sensory neurites. The cells in the brain that are similar to those in the heart are directly connected to the memory and the ones in the heart think, feel and remember independently. That’s why we feel heartbreak and in some cases if a person feels like they have never been able to move on from whatever they feel heartbroken about it’s because although they may have addressed it in the mind that pain is still stored in the heart, specifically in the neural network of cells.

You must address and heal both the mind and heart "

Erm... (Checks physiology textbook...)

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By *r Mrs Fuckable OP   Couple
18 weeks ago

Stoke


"If you held your father's hand and then he held his father's hand (your grandfather)..and you kept that chain of ancestors going back holding hands, at around the 300 mile mark would be the common ancestor that humans and chimpanzees split off and evolved from."

That actually blows my mind!!

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18 weeks ago


"If you held your father's hand and then he held his father's hand (your grandfather)..and you kept that chain of ancestors going back holding hands, at around the 300 mile mark would be the common ancestor that humans and chimpanzees split off and evolved from.

That actually blows my mind!! "

Yes it's an interesting view on the speed of evolution..

"chimpanzee" is including bonobos, the subscecies of chimpanzee, which I think are humans closest relatives.

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By *oastalCrushMan
18 weeks ago

Carn Brea

A Mantis Shrimp can punch with the force of a 22-caliber bullet.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

The Tyrannosaurus Rex lived closer to humans than it did to the Stegosaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

We're closer to 2050 than we are to 1990

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By *ondiego85Man
18 weeks ago

nottingham

Up until the 50s, the global bananas industry was dominated by the “gros michel” variety. After a fungus epidemic that wiped out that variety (which is now extinct) the bananas we buy now are from the cavendish variety. Which before the gros michel extinction, were considered rubbish!

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By *iker64worceMan
18 weeks ago

redditch

A female domestic cat can mate with two separate sets of kittens who only share her dna

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By *rMonkeyMan
18 weeks ago

Somewhere

If you remove all of the space between all the atoms, protons, neutrons and electrons of every living person, the solid mass would be the size of a large cube of sugar.

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By *agatoXXXMan
18 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"If you held your father's hand and then he held his father's hand (your grandfather)..and you kept that chain of ancestors going back holding hands, at around the 300 mile mark would be the common ancestor that humans and chimpanzees split off and evolved from.

That actually blows my mind!!

Yes it's an interesting view on the speed of evolution..

"chimpanzee" is including bonobos, the subscecies of chimpanzee, which I think are humans closest relatives."

Is that because they are constantly wanking, and throwing their semen?🦧

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

I am also fully qualified masseuse….(sports)

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

If a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die

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By *oshrocksMan
18 weeks ago

Gloucester

Flamingos are not born pink, they start off white and gradually change colour due to the pigment in the shrimp they eat.

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By *hatChattyGuyMan
18 weeks ago

folkestone

Wolves don't have eyebrows or the muscles to move them, yet dogs do, there's no record of it being a feature of selective breading, so it's thought its a development of the bond between humans and dogs as humans communicate a lot just with facial expression.

My other one was, all polar bears are left handed (pawed). Turns out, not true...but I'd love to know how they tested this and if the guy that got right hooked by a polar survived

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18 weeks ago


"If you held your father's hand and then he held his father's hand (your grandfather)..and you kept that chain of ancestors going back holding hands, at around the 300 mile mark would be the common ancestor that humans and chimpanzees split off and evolved from.

That actually blows my mind!!

Yes it's an interesting view on the speed of evolution..

"chimpanzee" is including bonobos, the subscecies of chimpanzee, which I think are humans closest relatives.

Is that because they are constantly wanking, and throwing their semen?🦧"

Bonobos are basically swingers..

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By *ucka39Man
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

Bananas are slightly radioactive

Bananas contain a small amount of radioactive potassium, so eating one banana gives you a very small dose of radiation.

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By *rRiosMan
18 weeks ago

dublin


"Theoretically speaking, if you could dig a straight tunnel from one point on earth all the way to the exact opposite spot on earth, you would reach the other side in 42min

No powered vehicles would be required as gravity does all the work."

Doesn’t gravity pull to the center of mass an therefore you would never reach the other side?

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

The channel tunnel is about 60 metres below the sea bed..

I'm no geology expert, but that doesn't sound quite deep enough for me...

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By *ucka39Man
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

Flamingos aren't born pink

Flamingos are born with gray or white feathers and only turn pink after eating brine shrimp and blue-green algae.

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By *JJ_6969Man
18 weeks ago

Aspull

Gary Numan is 2 weeks older than Gary Oldman

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Burley

An adult human has around 60 000 miles of blood vessels.

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By *urioustwo123Couple
18 weeks ago

haywards heath

A healthy man, on average, ejaculates enough to impregnate the world's every woman in just two weeks.

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By *ucka39Man
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

Bats are the only flying mammals

Flying squirrels glide, not fly, using a membrane that stretches from their front to back limbs.

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By *ucka39Man
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

No number before 1,000 contains the letter A.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
18 weeks ago

Norwich

A turtles cock is in it’s tail

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By *ittlebirdWoman
18 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

In early Victorian Times who vegetarians were called Pythagoreans

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By *ittlebirdWoman
18 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

It is illegal to beat or shake any carpet or rug in any streets in England.

You are allowed to beat a doormat, provided you do it before 8am 🌈

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By *tevieg3222Man
18 weeks ago

Brighton

Natural vanilla flavour come from a beaver anal glands

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By *ucka39Man
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

Venus is the only planet that spins clockwise

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By *ittlebirdWoman
18 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Sir Edmund Hillary's official occupation was a Beekeeper 🌈

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By *ampireLoveMan
18 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

You can’t hum while holding your nose.

I know you are all trying it now! 😂😂😂

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By *ittlebirdWoman
18 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"You can’t hum while holding your nose.

I know you are all trying it now! 😂😂😂"

Or fart… 😉

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By *aizyWoman
18 weeks ago

west midlands


"You can’t hum while holding your nose.

I know you are all trying it now! 😂😂😂"

I need to find my reading glasses, I read that as cum!

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By *ampireLoveMan
18 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"You can’t hum while holding your nose.

I know you are all trying it now! 😂😂😂

I need to find my reading glasses, I read that as cum! "

😂😂😂 absolutely filth! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *opinovMan
18 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"If a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die"

Well thank fuck I'm not a female ferret.

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By *929Man
18 weeks ago

bedlington

If you run over and kill a deer when driving it’s illegal for you to take it but anyone else witnessing it can take it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
18 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"If you run over and kill a deer when driving it’s illegal for you to take it but anyone else witnessing it can take it "

Ooh… burgers ♥️

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By *oastalCrushMan
18 weeks ago

Carn Brea

Gary Neville's dad is called Neville Neville....

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By *ampireLoveMan
18 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Gary Neville's dad is called Neville Neville.... "

John Lesley’s dad was called Les Lesley!

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By *kinkycpleCouple
18 weeks ago

Birmingham

Nando’s is South African

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By *ampireLoveMan
18 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Nando’s is South African "

What?!?!

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By *nnCeeWoman
18 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Natural vanilla flavour come from a beaver anal glands "

False info, I'm afraid. Don't believe everything you read on the Internet!

Natural vanilla comes from the vanilla seed pods. Beavers secrete a liquid which is similar to vanilla and was used instead of the real thing at one point. The majority of vanilla flavouring these days is synthetic.

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By *ampireLoveMan
18 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"Natural vanilla flavour come from a beaver anal glands

False info, I'm afraid. Don't believe everything you read on the Internet!

Natural vanilla comes from the vanilla seed pods. Beavers secrete a liquid which is similar to vanilla and was used instead of the real thing at one point. The majority of vanilla flavouring these days is synthetic."

Thank goodness !

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By *opinovMan
18 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Royston Vasey (local town in League of Gentlemen) is Roy Chubby Brown's real name.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
18 weeks ago

Hiding In A Bush

When it's going to rain cows lye on the ground.....who needs the weather person eh

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By *llaandGCouple
18 weeks ago

London


"No number before 1,000 contains the letter A."

One hundred and one

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By *ama bamaMan
18 weeks ago

dalkeith

A piece of String is twice the length from its middle to its ends.

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By *oofy321Man
18 weeks ago

moon base zero

George Washington never knew about dinosaurs

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By *ustoassingMan
18 weeks ago

Blyth


"In your life time on average you are in the company of 34 murderers at some point "
That was the worst episode of Coach Trip ever.....

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By *cnugatugMan
18 weeks ago

Chatham

The pointy tip of an umbrella is called a ferrule

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By *akingtheplungeMan
18 weeks ago

kent

Did You Know The Word “Gullible” Isn’t In The Dictionary?

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By *r Mrs Fuckable OP   Couple
18 weeks ago

Stoke


"Did You Know The Word “Gullible” Isn’t In The Dictionary?"

I think someone is telling porkies 😁

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By *opinovMan
18 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

The average person eats five spiders in their sleep each year.

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By *laytonAMan
18 weeks ago

newport

To "Snirtle" means to laugh with snorts.

And an average cumulus cloud can weigh more than a 400 thousand kilograms.

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By *rpeggioCouple
18 weeks ago

Baughurst


"Kier Starmer has not been circumcised. He’s a complete prick. "

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Are you saying that any man uncircumcised is a complete prick?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

There is a town in Norway called Hell, and it freezes over each year

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By *illly WankerMan
18 weeks ago

The hills

Polar bears are black not white

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By *cnugatugMan
18 weeks ago

Chatham

A jiffy is an actual unit of time. It's 1/100th of a second.

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By *ffervescentMan
18 weeks ago

winfrith

you can't cum whilst licking your right elbow .

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By *cnugatugMan
18 weeks ago

Chatham


"you can't cum whilst licking your right elbow ."

I have just disproved this it took time and I looked ridiculous bit myth busted

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By *oontuneMan
18 weeks ago

Menston

Eating hamburgers makes you gay.

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By *illie fitMan
18 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows "

Some people say it took 12 years, some say 4 years, some say 7 years too paint

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By *econdtimelucky101Man
18 weeks ago

Oldbury


"You cannot lick your own elbow! "

I want to know how many people tried it after reading this.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

In the 18th century, France had a ‘courtesan of the year’ award, kind of like the Oscars but for, well, extracurricular bedroom activities. Courtesans were celebrated celebrities of their time, with their own fan clubs and secret admirers—proving that being popular in the bedroom was a status symbol even back then

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By *nnCeeWoman
18 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"You cannot lick your own elbow!

I want to know how many people tried it after reading this."

I've actually met someone who can. He could, however dislocate his own shoulder. Which is the only way its possible.

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By *oinerbillMan
18 weeks ago

warrington

Watching Everton takes years off your life, makes you unbearable on Saturday nights, and leads to premature balding.

Trust me

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By *nickeringWoman
18 weeks ago

Coleshill


""Arctic" comes from the greek word from bear.

"Antarctica" comes from the greek negation "an" and the greek word for bear.

Polar bears only live in the Artic but there's none in Antarctica. penguins live only in the anartica, but not in the artic"

cause the polar bears found out how to get the wrappers off

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By *nickeringWoman
18 weeks ago

Coleshill

Ketchup used to be a medicine.

Allodoxaphobia is the fear of other people’s opinions

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By *alandNitaCouple
18 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Ketchup used to be a medicine.

"

Pepsi was originally sold as a treatment for "dyspepsia" (indigestion).

CocaCola was originally sold as a "brain tonic" and "intellectual beverage".

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

The swimming pool on the titanic is still full of water

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By *ornucopiaMan
18 weeks ago

Bexley

The thread is getting too long!

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