FabSwingers.com forum: Message from a floss

By *loss aka Miss Jones OP Woman
19 weeks ago

south coast IOW

Got messaged by a guy on fab, he didnt send a pic,

his profile didnt tell me much just showed a droopy dick.

He told me he was quite a stud and him i shouldnt miss

But he was ‘number 24’ today who’d told me this.

He asked if i’d add him as friends,

Though we had never met.

I mean how could a girl resist

His 2 friend pics i’d get.

It wasnt for my videos or just to perv and wank

Hed even buy my knickers, pop the money in my bank

He told me i was beautiful the best he‘d ever seen

I was his walking princess, his perfect sexy dream

He told my mate the same last week, i guess his tastes have changed

Since she told him he was just a prat,

and she thought he was deranged

He must be rather special though, cause hes been on here a year

Got no info what hes looking for and location just says near.

But his profiles stays unwritten, while he thinks what he should say.

And his veris have all come from men

But he’s definitely not gay

I think i should message straight away

And tell him my number quick

As he knows that cause i come on here

Im just desperate for some dick

Doesn’t matter what my profile says, didnt read it anyway

Get myself to his hotel room, cause hes local for 1 day

And his wife dont understand him

Gives affection just in dregs

SO im off to meet my dream boy i cant wait to spread my legs.

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By *dam1971Man
19 weeks ago

Bedford

I know that with so many messages some women here get frustrated or even cross, but I’ve never seen someone driven to poetry.

Excellent work! I’m going to send you a dick pic to inspire you some more.

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By *loss aka Miss Jones OP Woman
19 weeks ago

south coast IOW

"I know that with so many messages some women here get frustrated or even cross, but I’ve never seen someone driven to poetry.

Excellent work! I’m going to send you a dick pic to inspire you some more."

Lol. It was a bit of tongue in cheek humour.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
19 weeks ago

Newmill

I'm glad to see you understand the norms around this site

And armed with newfound knowledge now the future's looking bright

What seemed an awful message was in fact one really slick

How fortunate for you you're seeking nothing more than dick

He could have left you all alone, he could have run and hid

But it was into *your* DMs our gallant hero slid

He could have knit a sweater vest, he could have bought some specs

Instead he most magnanimously tried to buy your kecks

A fact of life is that the sword is stronger than the pen

So veris mean much more when they originate from men

You're just one gal in thousands who are due to take his seed

So spare a thought for schedule woes; you think he's time to read?!

And now we must address your mate, the words he didn't say

You *were* the one most beautiful he'd seen so far that day

He didn't mean of all the days, and so your friend was too

I hope that now it's clearer that no lies were told to you

You've hit upon a rare one, for this man is in demand

While every other fella has to make do with his hand

So spread your legs in joy to know you've landed such a catch

An absolutely positively picture perfect match.

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By *loss aka Miss Jones OP Woman
19 weeks ago

south coast IOW

😂😂

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By *ripfillMan
19 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I guess the good ones will get to the top !!

The others just will fall away and flop,

True honest spirts on fab make the effort to catch

The real persons we want to meet and match.

Dick pics are for private show

If you turn the lights out mine just glow

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

"I'm glad to see you understand the norms around this site

And armed with newfound knowledge now the future's looking bright

What seemed an awful message was in fact one really slick

How fortunate for you you're seeking nothing more than dick

He could have left you all alone, he could have run and hid

But it was into *your* DMs our gallant hero slid

He could have knit a sweater vest, he could have bought some specs

Instead he most magnanimously tried to buy your kecks

A fact of life is that the sword is stronger than the pen

So veris mean much more when they originate from men

You're just one gal in thousands who are due to take his seed

So spare a thought for schedule woes; you think he's time to read?!

And now we must address your mate, the words he didn't say

You *were* the one most beautiful he'd seen so far that day

He didn't mean of all the days, and so your friend was too

I hope that now it's clearer that no lies were told to you

You've hit upon a rare one, for this man is in demand

While every other fella has to make do with his hand

So spread your legs in joy to know you've landed such a catch

An absolutely positively picture perfect match."

👏👏

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By *amesB66Man
19 weeks ago

St Peter Port

Love it, the responses too,

Would write some more, but need the loo.

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By *issmorganWoman
19 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Ha ha, this made me smile op,

I hope you enjoyed your prince

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
19 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Spread your legs and enjoy his seed

You are one of the lucky ones indeed

One of fab's true life heroes

All the others just pale into zeros

You better be quick before there forms a queue

Of all the ladies who wish to take their places before you

So do buckle up and enjoy the ride

Who knows, you may even become his bride

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Excellent Fab satire in poem form 👍

If they ever publish a book of Fab poetry or stories this definitely deserves to be included 😁

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By *loss aka Miss Jones OP Woman
19 weeks ago

south coast IOW

Ive loved all the responses

Each and every one

Im glad you got my humor

And joined in with the fun

Feel free to keep on adding more

To keep me entertained

While i lay here with ceiling cracks,

Imprinting in my brain

For spread my legs i did with glee

His blessing to receive

And now the buggers chained me up

And just wont let me leave. 😈😈

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