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"When ducks have sex, does the penis twist or do they spin? " I can actually answer this. Two opposing corkscrews to make it harder for the drake. Some fire out at high speed too like they’re like a ballistic cock that goes from internal to fully erect in 0.3 seconds. | |||
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"Once upon a time…" A duck walked up to a lemonade stand... and corkscrewed the shop keeper...  | |||
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"My phone uses swipe top push what I'm typing, but or doesn't always work very well, and I hammer to correct it before I pat to the thread. So this tone, which gong to simply Todd something bland and normal and see what sector did to manage if. See? Ors made an zone ps rad of itand is totally unintelligible. Tay Davina" I couldn’t agree more! | |||
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"Is it just me or can we no longer click on a person’s profile from a message with it first opening the message?" You need to click on the little penis picture, or whatever they have as their profile pic. | |||
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"Is it just me or can we no longer click on a person’s profile from a message with it first opening the message? You need to click on the little penis picture, or whatever they have as their profile pic." Is that little picture of a penis? Or a picture of a little penis?  | |||
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"How do you go swivel " Only if you're an eyed loon. | |||
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"When ducks have sex, does the penis twist or do they spin? I can actually answer this. Two opposing corkscrews to make it harder for the drake. Some fire out at high speed too like they’re like a ballistic cock that goes from internal to fully erect in 0.3 seconds. " So the first one? It spins as it fires | |||
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"Is it just me or can we no longer click on a person’s profile from a message with it first opening the message? You need to click on the little penis picture, or whatever they have as their profile pic." Thanks Tea! | |||
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"When ducks have sex, does the penis twist or do they spin? I can actually answer this. Two opposing corkscrews to make it harder for the drake. Some fire out at high speed too like they’re like a ballistic cock that goes from internal to fully erect in 0.3 seconds. So the first one? It spins as it fires" Gatling gun sex ducks... wow | |||
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"Once upon a time… A duck walked up to a lemonade stand... and corkscrewed the shop keeper... "Then he waddled away (waddle waddle) | |||
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"Once upon a time… A duck walked up to a lemonade stand... and corkscrewed the shop keeper...
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle) "only for her to get smeared on jam and mistaken for a scummy tart that looked good enough to be engorged | |||
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"Thrice thy duck waddles?" Yes. In the second chorus. | |||
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"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 " People don’t seem to like other people, so how is there over 7 billion of us? | |||
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"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 People don’t seem to like other people, so how is there over 7 billion of us?" ‘Accidents’ 😳👀😧 | |||
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"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 People don’t seem to like other people, so how is there over 7 billion of us?" People don't like other people, but that doesn't stop them fucking other people - totally different brain. | |||
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"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 People don’t seem to like other people, so how is there over 7 billion of us? People don't like other people, but that doesn't stop them fucking other people - totally different brain. " or no brain | |||
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"So, word vomit stream of consciousness? Gotcha. Apologies in advance. Don't think just type reminds me of that Right Said Fred song but I can't remember what it's called. Hmmm. C'mon brain. And I was just going to google and brain says "Don't talk just kiss". Is that right? I'm gonna have to go google. " that's the one but try singing the words to some rock songs the lyrics actually make no fucking sense | |||
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"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 People don’t seem to like other people, so how is there over 7 billion of us? ‘Accidents’ 😳👀😧" That’s a lot of accidents but i guess they do happen or we wouldn’t need A&E 😂 | |||
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"Middle button text stream: A small stream that can hold a large amount or more water and then you have a large stream that is not too large to be used to stream the water from your boat and then the stream will flow through it to your car or car and you will have a small amount to use for your car and you have a big pool of fluid to get in there to keep you warm for the next few hours or two or three days before the water runs down and the boat will flow out to you in a few minutes or two and you will get a little more and you can use the boat and get a lot more fluid and you will have to use the water and the boat and the water and the car and the water is the boat is a lot of the boat and then the water and then ….. You get the point! " Got it and I’m on it! Great advice Chadley, will sort out today. | |||
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"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 " This raises a question. Who *do* pandas like to fuck? | |||
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"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 This raises a question. Who *do* pandas like to fuck? " Hey! I do NOT want to talk about it. As far as I’m concerned it didn’t happen and that’s an end of it. Now move on. | |||
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"If they don't would be going to supposed to, do you think it used to be going to will do it, or could they have been having to not shouldn't?" Hmm I was just thinking about that one and I think I might be able to share more information about the size and price for a spacious smallest bit more like the universe was giving up on the whole day  | |||
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"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 This raises a question. Who *do* pandas like to fuck? " I am a bit squishy, clumsy, have dark circles, like eating a lot and I'm very fussy in the fucking department. I think I might be a panda. 🐼 | |||
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"Panda + duck = Puck?" Duck 🦆 + Panda 🐼 = Danda? | |||
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"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 This raises a question. Who *do* pandas like to fuck? I am a bit squishy, clumsy, have dark circles, like eating a lot and I'm very fussy in the fucking department. I think I might be a panda. 🐼" How fussy  | |||
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"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 " Do they not like sex at all or do they eye up the polar bears? | |||
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"Otro hilo de puras pendejadas 😂😂😂" Oui si... now we are throwing in language variations! | |||
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