FabSwingers.com forum: What does no one look good wearing

By *usman 199 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Stockport

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12 weeks ago

A Man City top

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By *utdoorfun7474Couple
12 weeks ago

armagh

Socks

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton

Socks and sliders

Socks on when having sex

A bad attitude

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By *usman 199 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Stockport

"A Man City top "
agreed

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
12 weeks ago

Leeds

Any garment that is brown, I’ll allow shoes, but not clothes.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Crocs

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By *eordieJeansCouple
12 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A man bun.

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By *agatoXXXMan
12 weeks ago

Mordor

A knotted hanky

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By *r John WickMan
12 weeks ago

The Continental

A mullet

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By *oandstephCouple
12 weeks ago

Bradford

Phew least i can keep my wellies on

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

A hospital gown

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

A backwards baseball cap

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By *ascaIMan
12 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Lonsdales

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
12 weeks ago

stockport

Grey jog suits which are the choice of Stockport chavs

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By *chupforitMan
12 weeks ago

Peterborough

Clothes in general lol.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
12 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Grey sweats - just awful

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Stockport

Baggy sweat shirt and pants, anywhere outside a gym. Especially when it's men out for an evening who are moaning that the gorgeously dressed women are ignoring them. For god's sake men, make an effort!

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By *ovman1Man
12 weeks ago

Coventry

Flip flops with socks on ...wtf is that about

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Sovereign rings

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Central

"A Man City top "

I've seen some rather fetching men in them!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Stockport

Grey and mud colour clothes for men. They should be banned by law. All men should wear brightly coloured clothes, it'll both make them look better, and we can see them easier when they're lurking on streets at night.

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By *ndyp81Man
12 weeks ago

essex

Crocs

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By *ndyp81Man
12 weeks ago

essex

"Clothes in general lol."

Trust you to say that lol

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Three quarter length shorts/trousers. Hence my confusion - they’re neither short or trousers! Sports Direct have a lot to answer for.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
12 weeks ago

East Sussex

My standard answer to this is

The weight of other people's expectations

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Crocs

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By *avexxMan
12 weeks ago

cheshire

them grey joggers just awful

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By *ndyp81Man
12 weeks ago

essex

"Crocs

100% right

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By *viatrixWoman
12 weeks ago

Redhill

Flip flops 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
12 weeks ago

Southampton

"Three quarter length shorts/trousers. Hence my confusion - they’re neither short or trousers! Sports Direct have a lot to answer for."

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By *ndyp81Man
12 weeks ago

essex

"Flip flops 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮"

lol also right lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
12 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Crocs

100% right "

I saw a young woman wearing crocs and a long halter neck dress recently. She looked gorgeous crocs and all.

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By *ndyp81Man
12 weeks ago

essex

"Crocs

100% right

I saw a young woman wearing crocs and a long halter neck dress recently. She looked gorgeous crocs and all."

Nooooo not crocs lol

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By *r SproutMan
12 weeks ago

the middle

My clothes

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
12 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Crocs

100% right

I saw a young woman wearing crocs and a long halter neck dress recently. She looked gorgeous crocs and all.

Nooooo not crocs lol "

I almost bought myself a pair after seeing her. Then I remembered I was at least twice probably nearly three times her age

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I may fail on some of these, love my crocs to slip on for the walk to the garden office, plus as autumn approaches the grey jogging bottoms are ideal for comfort both for walking the dog and working in the office.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West

Most things on the catwalk shows tbh.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Crocs

100% right

I saw a young woman wearing crocs and a long halter neck dress recently. She looked gorgeous crocs and all."

Category error

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
12 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Crocs

100% right

I saw a young woman wearing crocs and a long halter neck dress recently. She looked gorgeous crocs and all.

Category error

Category error"

I said what I said

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Some folk look great wearing anything. Others look great wearing stuff that you wouldn't expect. Fair play to anyone wearing something unconventional and being happy in their own skin

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By *ingleGent45Man
12 weeks ago

Clacton

a smile after farting. x

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By *elix SightedMan
12 weeks ago

Cloud 8

A shell suit

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By *naswingdressWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

https://youtu.be/onn8x-qDrtg?si=qRqfU0siTJ-4cu8j

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By *odgerMooreMan
12 weeks ago

Carlisle

Crotchless waders and sequinned slingbacks!!

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London

I'm afraid this is only men (sue me).

But denim shorts. Men, just don't.

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By *till gameMan
12 weeks ago

two doors down

Sunglasses indoors 😎

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
12 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Bird shit

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By *omanpackageMan
12 weeks ago

Nottingham

Skinny jeans

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By *itygamesMan
12 weeks ago

crocs

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By *uteguyhereMan
12 weeks ago

leeds

Something fitted I think for me. Suit! Yes

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By *odgerMooreMan
12 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Sunglasses indoors 😎"
but watching them trip is worth it

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
12 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Polo tops

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By *ife NinjaMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

A wig

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By *till gameMan
12 weeks ago

two doors down

Men wearing a headband

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By *till gameMan
12 weeks ago

two doors down

"Sunglasses indoors 😎 but watching them trip is worth it

👍

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By *ife NinjaMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

A Kangol hat backwards (unless you're Samuel L Jackson)

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By *egDaySkipperMan
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

Fluffy slippers, even worse if they're pick

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By *obilebottomMan
12 weeks ago

All over

I don't look in dungarees

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By *till gameMan
12 weeks ago

two doors down

"I don't look in dungarees

Were you a dexys fan 😀

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
12 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Jealousy (*that they aren't working on)

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
12 weeks ago

North West

The weight of other people's expectations....

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By *andT2023Couple
12 weeks ago

in the middle

A scowl

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By *agondaMan
12 weeks ago

Witterings

A frown, whilst scowling

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By *obilebottomMan
12 weeks ago

All over

"I don't look in dungarees

Were you a dexys fan 😀"

Come On Eileen

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
12 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"A frown, whilst scowling"

A crown , while you frown when you are scowling

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
12 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Wet suit

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

A turtleneck

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

A short sleeved shirt tucked into the trousers

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

The joggers with some bullshit like "juicy" in sequins on the arse

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

Anything from SuperDry

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By *ony MannMan
12 weeks ago

New York City New York USA

"Socks and sliders

Socks on when having sex

A bad attitude "

It's just over excited and in a hurry

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By *iberius61Man
12 weeks ago

Pontefract

"I'm afraid this is only men (sue me).

But denim shorts. Men, just don't. "

In the 1980s, I had a pair with a beer towel sewn onto the back...honestly it was the height of fashion

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London

"I'm afraid this is only men (sue me).

But denim shorts. Men, just don't.

In the 1980s, I had a pair with a beer towel sewn onto the back...honestly it was the height of fashion"

Good grief!

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By *till gameMan
12 weeks ago

two doors down

"I don't look in dungarees

Were you a dexys fan 😀

Come On Eileen

Did you ? 😀

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London

"I don't look in dungarees

Were you a dexys fan 😀

Come On Eileen

Did you ? 😀"

No, luckily he had a towel sewn in so just used that to tidy up.

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By *agatoXXXMan
12 weeks ago

Mordor

"A frown, whilst scowling"

That's my resting DILF face.

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By *ornucopiaMan
12 weeks ago

Bexley

"A backwards baseball cap"

The international idiot hat!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Crocs"

This. 💯

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By *enfleetMaleMan
12 weeks ago

Hadleigh

Crocs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
12 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Paper knickers and a hospital gown

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester

"Crocs "

I was going to say that!!

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By *d mirerMan
12 weeks ago

lost

A sombrero !

Yes

I have a sombrero

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By *ony MannMan
11 weeks ago

New York City New York USA

A mood

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By *imply DeeWoman
11 weeks ago

Wherever

An ankle tag.

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By *agatoXXXMan
11 weeks ago

Mordor

A MAGA hat.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincoln

Mutton chops beard

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By *endalshaggersCouple
11 weeks ago

Kendal

Leather pants can be very nice BUT you've got to have the right thickness of thighs and arse for them.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Shell suits.

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By *urbo TedMan
11 weeks ago

Stansted

Last night's kebab on their t shirt.

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
11 weeks ago

Berkshire

A frown

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By *udandBryanCouple
11 weeks ago

Boston

Velour leisure suit

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By *ascaIMan
11 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"Anything from SuperDry"

Amazes me every time I’m at the Trafford Centre and see this place is still going. It’s surely just a matter of time.

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By *irthandgirthMan
11 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Thick gold chains (especially over the top of a turtleneck top)

Grey shoes

Socks/sliders

Crocs

Supermarket own brand jeans.

Anything from Lonsdale (unless you are still getting pocket money)

Skinny jeans (if you are over 25)

Sovereign rings.

Harem pants style trousers. (Unless you are MC Hammer).

Scoop neck tops.

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By *ex HolesMan
11 weeks ago

Up North

A wedding ring

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By *till gameMan
11 weeks ago

two doors down

A condom on your head , it was funny the first time , it’s just stupid now 😀

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By *mf123Man
11 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Toothpast eyebrows

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By *obandruthCouple
11 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Simply a smile.

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By *illiam101000Man
11 weeks ago

Melton Mowbray

"A Man City top "

Tottenham top. Never going to win anything. 😆

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By *chupforitMan
11 weeks ago

Peterborough

Clothes simples.

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By *eiaorganaWoman
11 weeks ago

Dundee

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By *eiaorganaWoman
11 weeks ago

Dundee

Crocs, the ugliest shoe known to man

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By *rD5Man
11 weeks ago

Gloucester

Ugg Boots!!!!!

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By *imply DeeWoman
11 weeks ago

Wherever

According to this thread, I seriously need to rethink my wardrobe 🤔

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By *teveanddebsCouple
11 weeks ago

Norwich

Crocks unless hey are a child

Uggs

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By *r_GreyscaleMan
11 weeks ago

North Hertfordshire

Turtleneck

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