FabSwingers.com forum: Prison

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Leeds

Imagine you're sent to prison on January 1st.....

You will be released on your birthday....

What month are you getting out??

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
23 weeks ago

Ends

I hope I end up on HMP Wandsworth

IYKYK

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By *NGthe2ndWoman
23 weeks ago

Here and there

I probably wouldn't survive in there.

Never?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
23 weeks ago

Newmill

January the 25th. I think I can handle a few weeks. :P

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By *emdomCouple2024Couple
23 weeks ago

dudley

November for me, next day for Mr xx

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By *erry bull1Man
23 weeks ago

doncaster

January 1st

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By *ir tootMan
23 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Imagine you're sent to prison on January 1st.....

You will be released on your birthday....

What month are you getting out??"

March 26th so I'm doing alright!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

June me

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By *inxy777Woman
23 weeks ago

essex

October

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By *olfandtazCouple
23 weeks ago

Bristol

November for me, hope the food isn't to bad

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By *mmaleiaWoman
23 weeks ago

Trowbridge

August

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
23 weeks ago

little house on the praire

March so not to bad

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By *issmorganWoman
23 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

This one, I had my birthday recently.

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By *uralCDTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Highlands

DECEMBER! 50 weeks later!

However I was in Peterhead Prison, they have a great museum there.

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By *hawn ScottMan
23 weeks ago

london Brixton

Ok so assuming you are telling the truth on your profile about your age then the year you were both can be worked out.

Assume you have your location correct

Some of you have now posted the date and month of your DOB

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
23 weeks ago

Leeds

June.

Piece of piss.

The mr

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By *artfordBlokeMan
23 weeks ago

Dartford

Week and a half, I think I could do that

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By *usty kayCouple
23 weeks ago

Burnham

March, could do with the break from work and kids 😆

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

July 25th for me. So a good stint inside 🤦‍♂️

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By *hilloutMan
23 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

OMG. December 31st...a year later

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
23 weeks ago

Ends

"March, could do with the break from work and kids 😆 "

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By *usty kayCouple
23 weeks ago

Burnham

"OMG. December 31st...a year later

My exhusbands birthday. Was a bugger for parties!

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By *hunky GentMan
23 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

May.

I hope they serve bacon.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
23 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Mother’s maiden name and first pet coming up next?

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
23 weeks ago

All over the place

Only three weeks for me then

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By *uryWhipMan
23 weeks ago

Harringay

October, which means I would serve longer than actually did when I was 21

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By *eroLondonMan
23 weeks ago

Mayfair

I would be out in 4 days. 😇

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
23 weeks ago

somewhere

July

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By *olfandtazCouple
23 weeks ago

Bristol

July for me

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By *vaRose43Woman
23 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"I hope I end up on HMP Wandsworth

IYKYK"

Think you might gave a screw loose

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
23 weeks ago

Ends

"Tomorrow"
is your birthday tomorrow?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
23 weeks ago

Ends

"I hope I end up on HMP Wandsworth

IYKYK

Think you might gave a screw loose

You’ve met me. I’ve got a few screws loose

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By *batMan
23 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Imagine you're sent to prison on January 1st.....

You will be released on your birthday....

What month are you getting out??"

Is the next question about PIN numbers???

Gbat

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
23 weeks ago

Ends

I love people worried about their personal information leaking if they post the month of their birth on the forums. Mate- our info is already being sold on the dark web and it’s not because of the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"I love people worried about their personal information leaking if they post the month of their birth on the forums. Mate- our info is already being sold on the dark web and it’s not because of the forums

I came here to post a witty comment about Sparkles mining for info and the next thread will be 'what is the name of your first pet'

(sparkles I'm teasing, of course i know you are not mining!)

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

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By *ools and the brainCouple
23 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

You didn't state the term of the sentence

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By *eordieJeansCouple
23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I hope I end up on HMP Wandsworth

IYKYK"

If I get sent there I’m telling them I was born on a leap year

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By *hunky GentMan
23 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
23 weeks ago

little house on the praire

"Ok so assuming you are telling the truth on your profile about your age then the year you were both can be worked out.

Assume you have your location correct

Some of you have now posted the date and month of your DOB

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There are birthday threads nearly every day. In sure people could suss out from them if they where that way inclined

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
23 weeks ago

Ends

"I hope I end up on HMP Wandsworth

IYKYK

If I get sent there I’m telling them I was born on a leap year

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By *batMan
23 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Phew! Good job I wasn’t being serious then!!

Gbat

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
23 weeks ago

Ends

Phew! Good job I wasn’t being serious then!!

Gbat "

I just bought yours

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By *batMan
23 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Best if you rent it. I’m changing things up soon.

Gbat

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By *nnCeeWoman
23 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Seven weeks.

I'd reckon I could manage that!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
23 weeks ago

The Continental

Depending at what point on the 1st I was incarcerated. It’ll be less than 24hours

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours.

But if I'm going in on 31 Jan?..

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By *hunky GentMan
23 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours.

But if I'm going in on 31 Jan?.. "

The 1st, sweetie, the 1st.

Xxxx

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
23 weeks ago

Next Door

3 whole months,

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By *hilloutMan
23 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"OMG. December 31st...a year later

My exhusbands birthday. Was a bugger for parties!"

Tell me about it 😅

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours.

But if I'm going in on 31 Jan?..

The 1st, sweetie, the 1st.

Xxxx

Shit

Spec savers for me.. I'll likely not even get supper

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By *hunky GentMan
23 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours.

But if I'm going in on 31 Jan?..

The 1st, sweetie, the 1st.

Xxxx

Shit

Spec savers for me.. I'll likely not even get supper

Nope.

I'll meet you outside with a bacon butty though.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I’m doing 9 months then!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours.

But if I'm going in on 31 Jan?..

The 1st, sweetie, the 1st.

Xxxx

Shit

Spec savers for me.. I'll likely not even get supper

Nope.

I'll meet you outside with a bacon butty though.

... But I'm vegan

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By *rHotNottsMan
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Most of the information sold on the dark web is augmented with snipers from hanging sources you’d be surprised how many systems verify using month of birth.

One very famous bank that Santos password protected PDF statements out every month by email actually requires your day and month of birth to open Yes it will allow 31 attempts.

Not taking your personal information seriously is the biggest mistake

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By *B69Woman
23 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Surely I’d be out early with good behaviour so March would be about right

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By *hunky GentMan
23 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours.

But if I'm going in on 31 Jan?..

The 1st, sweetie, the 1st.

Xxxx

Shit

Spec savers for me.. I'll likely not even get supper

Nope.

I'll meet you outside with a bacon butty though.

... But I'm vegan

Lettuce then.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
23 weeks ago

Leeds

I came here to post a witty comment about Sparkles mining for info and the next thread will be 'what is the name of your first pet'

(sparkles I'm teasing, of course i know you are not mining!) "

Damn it, I've been rumbled 🤣🤣...

Would anyone notice if I next asked What day of the week were you born 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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By *he Naked VoyeurMan
23 weeks ago

Rock Ferry

May for me

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
23 weeks ago

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Most of the information sold on the dark web is augmented with snipers from hanging sources you’d be surprised how many systems verify using month of birth.

One very famous bank that Santos password protected PDF statements out every month by email actually requires your day and month of birth to open Yes it will allow 31 attempts.

Not taking your personal information seriously is the biggest mistake"

Of someone wants to walk around pretending to be me, well, they’ll realise how shit that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I’d escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

What month was I born in?

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By *vonne5exMan
23 weeks ago

Doncaster

"Imagine you're sent to prison on January 1st.....

You will be released on your birthday.... I've actually been released on the 31st December because the 1st January is a Bank Holiday

What month are you getting out??"

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By *vonne5exMan
23 weeks ago

Doncaster

I've actually been released on the 31st December because the 1st January is a Bank Holiday

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By *asilyled1Man
23 weeks ago

ogmore valley

I’ll be in less than a fortnight. Just hope I had hai karate soap on a rope for Xmas

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