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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago

Type something you’d like and the next poster gives a condition to it

Then says what they’d like and so on

Such as

I’d love a million pounds

But

You can’t spend it or give it away

I’ll start

I’d love an Aston Martin DB 9

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"

I’d love an Aston Martin DB 9"

But you're banned from driving

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I want to go to Cayo Coco, Cuba

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
44 weeks ago

york

But the CIA packed your luggage

I'd like good weather in Wales next week

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By *jk1978Couple
44 weeks ago

Cheshire

You need to do a sun dance before you go lol

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By *ir tootMan
44 weeks ago

Raccoon city

My own house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago


"My own house "

But you can’t live in it or rent it out

A never expanding waist line

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
44 weeks ago

Norwich


"My own house

But you can’t live in it or rent it out

A never expanding waist line "

But you have to only eat Boris Johnson’s poo for rest of your life

An endless Cornish holiday

A

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
44 weeks ago

louth

I want to shack up with a shemale

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago


"My own house

But you can’t live in it or rent it out

A never expanding waist line

But you have to only eat Boris Johnson’s poo for rest of your life

An endless Cornish holiday

A "

On the south coast not the north 🤣🤣

An endless supply of cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

^^ but its always raining

^ but they hate you

I want to be a member of Augusta golf course ⛳

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"^^ but its always raining

^ but they hate you

I want to be a member of Augusta golf course ⛳"

But you can never play golf

I want a holiday home somewhere sunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago


"^^ but its always raining

^ but they hate you

I want to be a member of Augusta golf course ⛳

But you can never play golf

I want a holiday home somewhere sunny"

But you’re allergic to sun light

I want clear roads to drive to work

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By *asterMeliodasMan
44 weeks ago

Newmill


"I want clear roads to drive to work "

They're clear because there was a zombie apocalypse and everyone died.

I want an all-expenses paid holiday to Ibiza.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"I want clear roads to drive to work

They're clear because there was a zombie apocalypse and everyone died.

I want an all-expenses paid holiday to Ibiza."

But you're too old ! 🤣

I'd like a social with Daizy

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
44 weeks ago

york


"

But you’re allergic to sun light

I want clear roads to drive to work "

Roads are empty with a police road block so no one can access it

I want a week off from work

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"

But you’re allergic to sun light

I want clear roads to drive to work

Roads are empty with a police road block so no one can access it

I want a week off from work"

But you’re sick with the flu

I want a cleaning fairy to clean the house while we sleep - Mrs

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By *aomilatteCouple
44 weeks ago

Midlands


"

But you’re allergic to sun light

I want clear roads to drive to work

Roads are empty with a police road block so no one can access it

I want a week off from work"

But you'll have to do voluntary work at the library 🤫

We'd like free massages whenever we want

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"

But you’re allergic to sun light

I want clear roads to drive to work

Roads are empty with a police road block so no one can access it

I want a week off from work

But you’re sick with the flu

I want a cleaning fairy to clean the house while we sleep - Mrs"

But you never wake up.

I want everyone to be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"

But you never wake up.

I want everyone to be happy"

But they’re annoyingly kid tv channel presenter kind of happy (gorgeous pics btw)

I want a phone that never dies - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"

But you never wake up.

I want everyone to be happy

But they’re annoyingly kid tv channel presenter kind of happy (gorgeous pics btw)

I want a phone that never dies - Mrs"

But only receives dick pics

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I want to be the drummer for the Foo Fighters

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"

But you never wake up.

I want everyone to be happy

But they’re annoyingly kid tv channel presenter kind of happy (gorgeous pics btw)

But your tone death

I want a phone that never dies - Mrs

But only receives dick pics

.

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I want to be the drummer for the Foo Fighters"

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"

But you never wake up.

I want everyone to be happy

But they’re annoyingly kid tv channel presenter kind of happy (gorgeous pics btw)

I want a phone that never dies - Mrs

But only receives dick pics

.

.

I want to be the drummer for the Foo Fighters"

(Not so bad, especially if they’re from the Mr 😍 hehe )

But you can’t play the drums

I want some yummy Italian food

- Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago


"

But you never wake up.

I want everyone to be happy

But they’re annoyingly kid tv channel presenter kind of happy (gorgeous pics btw)

I want a phone that never dies - Mrs

But only receives dick pics

.

.

I want to be the drummer for the Foo Fighters

(Not so bad, especially if they’re from the Mr 😍 hehe )

But you can’t play the drums

I want some yummy Italian food

- Mrs"

But you’re allergic to pasta and garlic

I want a new motorbike

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By *iss DevilWoman
44 weeks ago

Bedford


"

But you never wake up.

I want everyone to be happy

But they’re annoyingly kid tv channel presenter kind of happy (gorgeous pics btw)

I want a phone that never dies - Mrs

But only receives dick pics

.

.

I want to be the drummer for the Foo Fighters

(Not so bad, especially if they’re from the Mr 😍 hehe )

But you can’t play the drums

I want some yummy Italian food

- Mrs

But you’re allergic to pasta and garlic

I want a new motorbike

"

But you can't have it as your driving licence has been revoked.

I want a month of all inclusive holidays somewhere warm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
44 weeks ago


"

But you never wake up.

I want everyone to be happy

But they’re annoyingly kid tv channel presenter kind of happy (gorgeous pics btw)

I want a phone that never dies - Mrs

But only receives dick pics

.

.

I want to be the drummer for the Foo Fighters

(Not so bad, especially if they’re from the Mr 😍 hehe )

But you can’t play the drums

I want some yummy Italian food

- Mrs

But you’re allergic to pasta and garlic

I want a new motorbike

But you can't have it as your driving licence has been revoked.

I want a month of all inclusive holidays somewhere warm. "

But you’re banned from the country given to you to go to

I want a cold water drinking tap

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By *illy IdolMan
44 weeks ago

Midlands


"

But you never wake up.

I want everyone to be happy

But they’re annoyingly kid tv channel presenter kind of happy (gorgeous pics btw)

I want a phone that never dies - Mrs

But only receives dick pics

.

.

I want to be the drummer for the Foo Fighters

(Not so bad, especially if they’re from the Mr 😍 hehe )

But you can’t play the drums

I want some yummy Italian food

- Mrs

But you’re allergic to pasta and garlic

I want a new motorbike

But you can't have it as your driving licence has been revoked.

I want a month of all inclusive holidays somewhere warm.

But you’re banned from the country given to you to go to

I want a cold water drinking tap "

But it tastes of salt water.

I want tits in my inbox

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By *asterMeliodasMan
44 weeks ago

Newmill


"

But you never wake up.

I want everyone to be happy

But they’re annoyingly kid tv channel presenter kind of happy (gorgeous pics btw)

I want a phone that never dies - Mrs

But only receives dick pics

.

.

I want to be the drummer for the Foo Fighters

(Not so bad, especially if they’re from the Mr 😍 hehe )

But you can’t play the drums

I want some yummy Italian food

- Mrs

But you’re allergic to pasta and garlic

I want a new motorbike

But you can't have it as your driving licence has been revoked.

I want a month of all inclusive holidays somewhere warm.

But you’re banned from the country given to you to go to

I want a cold water drinking tap

But it tastes of salt water.

I want tits in my inbox"

But the message is from an ornithologist.

I want world peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"

But you never wake up.

I want everyone to be happy

But they’re annoyingly kid tv channel presenter kind of happy (gorgeous pics btw)

I want a phone that never dies - Mrs

But only receives dick pics

.

.

I want to be the drummer for the Foo Fighters

(Not so bad, especially if they’re from the Mr 😍 hehe )

But you can’t play the drums

I want some yummy Italian food

- Mrs

But you’re allergic to pasta and garlic

I want a new motorbike

But you can't have it as your driving licence has been revoked.

I want a month of all inclusive holidays somewhere warm.

But you’re banned from the country given to you to go to

I want a cold water drinking tap

But it tastes of salt water.

I want tits in my inbox"

But they're mine..

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.

I want a Ferarri

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By *ickshawedCouple
44 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

You can have one, but it's a two inch long toy one.

I want someone to decorate my house for me

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"You can have one, but it's a two inch long toy one.

I want someone to decorate my house for me "

You get Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen( is that spelt right)

I want Ryan Reynolds

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
44 weeks ago

Brum

I want someone to wax my ears

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By *asterMeliodasMan
44 weeks ago

Newmill


"I want Ryan Reynolds "

But it's the one who played Green Lantern.

I want a jaffa cake.

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By *agatoXXXMan
44 weeks ago

742 Evergreen Terrace


"You can have one, but it's a two inch long toy one.

I want someone to decorate my house for me "

No problem, but I'm using 1960's wallpaper.

I want a bigger penis.

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By *olfandtazCouple
44 weeks ago

Bristol


"You can have one, but it's a two inch long toy one.

I want someone to decorate my house for me

No problem, but I'm using 1960's wallpaper.

I want a bigger penis.

"

But you can never use it

I want the winning euro lottery numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago


"

But you can never use it

I want the winning euro lottery numbers"

That you put on a week too late !

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I want a social with Amy McDonald

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By *weetkitten65Woman
44 weeks ago

Halifax

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By *agatoXXXMan
44 weeks ago

742 Evergreen Terrace


"

But you can never use it

I want the winning euro lottery numbers

That you put on a week too late !

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I want a social with Amy McDonald "

But you have to listen to her fucking awful "singing"

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